#suck and feed

[sharkgirldick]

Every night I pop my dick off and point it in a direction so it can go fuck while I sleep. Unfortunately, it can only see via wetness, so if it ever gets near a body of water it'll go "That's one big pussy!" and dive in. It can't swim well, so when it makes it back in the morning my dick will be covered in fish bites.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #damn this post sucks. i love it

[heynhay]

merry Christmas klancers 🎅

#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art #but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in #klance #Voltron #vld #art #my art #Keith kogane #Lance McClain #I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags #anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks #like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like #both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best #but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc #and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously #but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art #let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies #there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen #I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky

[uncanny-tranny]

Good news! You aren't required to make your hobbies and passions "marketable." In fact, your crafts, hobbies, and passions don't even need to be public if you so choose. You don't have to spend all of your energy becoming perfect if you aren't enjoying the process. You are not a product, you are a person, a creative, and your work also does not need to be a product.

#positivity #yet another post that's like... thinnly-veiled as being for myself #i find myself freezing with anxiety when i think about the things i used to do (writing especially) because... #...i had felt this force to make it ~content~ and ~marketable to an audience~ and it was so fucking daunting... #...it felt like being a gladiator in a coliseum #even now i fight the urge to equate being marketable to being acceptable and worthy of admiration and praise #i wish i hadn't burnt myself out of writing by doing this because i'm simultaneously grieving my writing and hating it #and it sucks the life out of what makes you feel like a person and it takes the art out of art #so be free! pist your art or don't! you are beholden to nobody!!! #(obviously this is not the case for professional artists who rely on their art to keep them alive) #(and i criticize heavily the idea that audiences are entitled to an artists labour) #(i understand that this isn't universal and if it doesn't apply to you then you don't have to take me seriously) #(if you are a professional artist or what have you i hope you are able to feed and house yourself off of that career!) #(i hope you are able to live a happy life and be able to keep loving what you're doing)

[harbingersecho]

HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

#rvb #red vs blue #felix #isaac gates #felix mcscouty #rvb felix #*24 #mine #art #this one's for the felix stans. throwing a few crumbs at you like im feeding pigeons at the park. #i actually did some detailed lineart for his armor. usually i just make blocks/general shapes and fuck it up with a brush lol #1 thing ill say abt felix. his playlist has some fun tunes i can listen to while drawing him #me + felix killing the dancefloor to stray bullet by kmfdm. i am your worst enemy i am your dearest friend malignantly malevolent #< as if i dont get sucked into watching the bao fam while drawing. i'd love to say i'm cool like that but alas. the pandas.

[kaereth]

Me wrow I'm so excited to finally have some more freetime for the next few weeks!

also me taking in a new 2 week old foster kitten suddenly:

#his mom left him for no reason? #we have a semi feral cat colony living across the street and my mom saw him this morning crying left out alone #2 hrs later he was still there so i went and got him #mom saw her again and tried to lay him out and see if she'd get him #while I went to the store to get formula #but no go #so now I'm syringe feeding a little baby #his name is car alarm cause thats what he sounds like #txt #i have fostered many kittens atp so its nothing new but does suck a little cause its tons of work when they're this young

[comradekatara]

1 like = 1 slap to his bald head

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko #art #mart #i realized i never draw zuko in his books 1 or 2 eras #but upon seeing the monstrosity that it’s the live action costuming. what with zuko’s asymmetrical red eyeshadow #i was compelled to draw his scar in all its glory #i think that above all not actually bothering to depict what zuko’s scar would realistically look like is such a wasted opportunity #i think they wanted to keep him ‘attractive’ lol. ableism strikes again #anyway. 14 y/o zuko getting the shit kicked out of him every day #vs tired refugee zuko who has only eaten horse feed for the past week #either way. he sucks so bad #baldy <33

[yearspiral]

ASADEN *EXPLODES*

#csm #chainsaw man #asaden #my art #this year sucked i do not want to post my other art but i need to feed the asaden community /salute

[podcastwizard]

hello sharks i am requesting one billion dollars because despite being god's specialist princess i have a headache that will not go away. in exchange i am offering not complaining about my headache anymore

#i forgot to eat again!! #now i have to force feed myself soup!!! #it sucks!!!!

[just-some-normal-jessica]

quick thing of jar

#my art #don't feed the muse #dftm #muse arg #jared warrenheim #i honestly Do Not Fuckig Like This Guy because of how. certain fans heavily mischaracterise him #like. sure he's traumatised and tragic but also he sucks!!! he's a genuine creep!!! embrace that!!! that's what makes him interesting!!!!!! #whatevz. holding up random lyrics to him like paint chips #messed em up slightly but doesn't matter. too late to fix

[lesbiassoon]

"An Amazon promotion that allowed customers to deliver a $5 tip to their delivery driver maxed out in less than 48 hours thanks to high participation."

Unfortunately, guys, the offer is officially over! It maxed out within a day of me making the og post. However, the above article is a great read on the current state of Amazon, its business practices, and the conditions that workers are in and will be in for the rest of the holiday season.

#I forgot that not everybody despises Amazon the company and supports their workers already lmao #Amazon is a garbage company taking advantage of their workers and their monopoly on product #don’t praise them for this just suck tf out of their money and keep talking about the bad things they do #we can bite the hand that feeds us it won’t hurt their feelings companies have no feelings #bassoon honks

[pupyuj]

THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND‼️‼️😭💕

i'm dating her. she has my number. she checks up on me. my contact name on her phone is "doll". i'm not joking. I'M NOT DELUSIONAL.

#ena saying anything #i come in here once in a while just to scream about her #i'll feed you guys soon dw #but for now... #LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK YUJINNNN

[blyszczopies]

15 min study of the pusia bnuuy

#rabbit #bunny #currently i have mixed feelings about posting art online #on one hand if someone really wants to steal your art and feed it to AI theyre gonna do that no matter what. which sucks #but like i dont want to make my drawings inaccessible because of that. i want to share my art with others #ive been posting my art online since i was barely 10 #pusia #my art #2024 #25/02/2024

[apoptoses]

today i keep thinking about the line at the end of qotd where lestat is describing the other vampires at night island, and says 'daniel, who liked to let the hunger build'

and of course you can take lestat at his word, that daniel is into some kind of vampire hunger edging, but also part of me wonders if that isn't the vampire ND behavior (or whatever you feel he had going on) kicking in already. that he's too fascinated with talking to khayman and listening to music with his new senses to notice his hunger cues.

and maybe his 'madness' wasn't a sudden thing but an inherent part of him, something that actually existed when he was mortal and struggling to take care of himself and was actually exacerbated by his needs changing once he was turned. becoming a vampire can heal and enhance the body but i always wonder to what extent it magnifies what's already there in the mind. or is it a nature vs nuture thing- if you struggle with routine as a mortal, does it get worse when you become a vampire who no longer needs to eat on a fixed daily schedule, or to bathe or do any of the little routines society expects? was daniel's need for armand to shower him and shave him just an exhaustion thing, or was it part of who he was, and did vampirism magnify that trait and lead him to 'let the hunger build'? idk i just wonder about it!

#is this related to me sucking at feeding myself lately? #oh definitely not why would you ask that🫢 #vc meta #i guess #is it meta if i never come to a conclusion lol

[bakubunny]

TW: dark content

Thinking about Yandere daddy Bakugou being so controlling over every little thing- not letting you do one thing on your own because he doesn’t trust you to do simple things

yan daddy!katsuki rly is so controlling though, down to the last detail.

tw: dark content, yandere behavior, implied age play, mentioned diaper wearing, f!reader

he has parental controls on every electronic device possible. he monitors your internet use, tracks your whereabouts, reads your text messages, all of it.

he brushes your teeth. every single morning and night, he expects you to sit on the toilet while he gets down and does it for you like you're a small child, or at the very least, too stupid to do it yourself. he definitely had to learn to be more gentle with you when he started though.

katsuki sits you in his lap and clips your nails with safety nail clippers. i don't make the rules. he can't have his lil baby scratching him up. maybe if you're extra good, he'll invite uncle eiji and auntie mina over to do your nails, make them all pretty while you sit in eijiro's lap.... but uncle eiji makes you keep his cock warm like a good girl while he runs his hands over you until you squirm. :(

katsuki doesn't let you dress yourself either. what if you hurt yourself? or you put on your clothes the wrong way? absolutely not. he will dress you from head to toe like a damn doll.

he doesn't let you bathe yourself. every night it's either a shower or a bath with daddy. he washes your hair and your body from head to toe. :( sometimes it's uncomfy the way your cheeks get warm and your body feels funny because he can't help but grope his pretty baby when she's all wet and soapy.

any chance he gets, katsuki will sit down with you in his lap and feed you because what if you choke? can't have his dumb girl hurting herself when he's right there to help.

he frequently takes you over his knee for one reason or another. perhaps it's to play with inspect your pretty cunt and touch your ass like he does every day, or maybe it's to give you a maintenance spanking.

he doesn't even let you wipe your own ass, let's be honest. either you're in diapers and pull ups while he's gone/you're outside the house, or he's going to the bathroom with you when you go. sometimes he crosses his arms and stares down at you the entire time, other times he crouches down and rubs your thighs while you piss. he makes you bend over so he can make sure you're all clean before he pulls your pretty panties back up.

heavily inspired by @dcsiremc's yan dad bf!aizawa

#don't even get me started on how he (redacted)s you bc i can't #bonus: he also hates thumb sucking which means pacifiers and teethers #and he will bottle feed you but you didn't hear me say that #i'm dizzy #on fridays we share with the class #tw dark content #tw daddy kink #tw age play #tw yandere #x reader #f!reader #aged up characters #bakugou katsuki

[s0fter-sin]

vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with

it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface

it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop

ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body

he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste

johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite

ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love

#pet peeve time i hate the vampire ‘licks a bite to stop it bleeding’ trope bc it biologically doesn’t make sense #if anything a vampire’s saliva would have an anticoagulant effect to /stop/ a bit from clotting so they can drink more #anyway back to bloody kisses lmao #thinking about the actual biological difference between humans and vampires and how much it would /hurt/ to grow a pair of fangs #like the human mouth isnt meant to have teeth that big or muscles strong enough to to support them #or the increased bite force they need #so not only are they growing new teeth theyre also growing bigger muscles and their mouths are having to adapt to them #that would cause so much pain #you ever grown in a wisdom tooth? it sucks and that nowhere near this level #on top of all that youre also starving and have an unquenchable need to feed #the intimacy of a sire feeding their fledgling from their own mouths #weaning them off their blood but still so dependent on them #and even after johnny can bite and feed on his own he still craves the closeness of being fed from ghosts mouth #and ghost never denies him #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team- ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[mayhemspreadingguy]

This is where the goth cat belongs.

#dreamling #the feeling when you have a wip of Dream sitting on Hob's lap but didn't finish it yet because there's too much furniture in the background #and instead of finishing that you start another lap sitting sketch but forget that you'll have to add at least one piece of furniture too #so no shading today only the flats because drawing furniture always sucks the life out of me #im sure once i post it I'll see dozen things that I'd like to changexD - as always - but I have to draw the line somewhere. I'm very sleepy #also #her little brother au #the au made me do this xDD #cuubism #magnusbae #(magnusbae you systematically kept feeding me the brainrot so this was bound to happen x'D) #(and I don't know anymore what's canonical to this au and what's not xD) #oh well #just vibin and lovin the two idiots #mayhem art