#take these. god please take them

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #leona: (devises an actually somewhat clever plan to take out the staff-puppets without breaking any rules) #leona: (taken out two seconds later because he sat down in the wrong place) #at this point i'm half expecting the ssr boys to actually bust in with a big sandwich platter or something #a cake with 'please don't kidnap people :)' written on it in shaky icing #kalim isn't good at plans but he DOES throw a good shindig and by god he's going to play to his strengths #also IT WASN'T SHINY TICKETS IT WAS GIDEL?! #MY BOY #MY BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL FELINE BOY #i mean i'm assuming at this point but that seems to be the implication #genuinely kind of shocked that they actually WERE being magicked into being extra gullible #it was ✨foreshadowing✨ all along... #the blot though! what about the blot! #is that going to be an issue or are we going to have enough to deal with already! #i have rocketed from 'i find these villains entertaining' to 'i am suddenly incredibly invested in them as characters' #LOOK there is one thing better than characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships #and that is characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships but TWIST IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THINK #nyeeheeheeeeeee

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

#reblogs would of course be appreciated #kittens #cats #sergle.txt #WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT #please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people. #I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along #and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time #Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem #because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around #source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.

[heartorbit]

revstar emu save me

#please watch revue starlight #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #Im so mad i wrote 8 million tags stream of consciousness style and then aposted this to the weong account #im not rewriting all that. you get NOTHING. #actually i will say again i have no idea why this kind of blee up on twit please WATCH TEVUE STAKRIGHTBTNGL #i KNOW 4 thiusand of you did not watch it Watch revue starlight Do not speak of yuri unless you partske in the revue #sorry. anyways #the jist of it was ahh the assignments -> making cosplay -> might post it here if i can take a bice photo for once in my life #because im proud of it. as mortifying as it is. #my best friend is cosplaying an im the clown Two lesbians walk into the metro convention centre(is that where toronto comicon is????) #Oh right i was thinking of making little drswings of pjsk charas or at least exs and printing them out in bulk on a dheet of paper #and coloring them in w markers and giving them to people at the pjsk meetup or vendors i get merch from.. #i thought itd be fun. Also i swear to god i have a sheet of like MAGNET paper somewhere i want to make people emu magnets #Ok i fucking for real have to go to sleep i have to get up for class in 5 hours. wuit your college join my emo(daily affirmations)

[kanakori]

hi i havent posted in a while but the gay pirates inspired me

#our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #ofmd #ofmd 2 #gentlebeard #blackbeard #stede bonnet #ofmd fanart #my god they are rotting my brain #not prepared for tomorrow #gay pirates #stede and ed #please dont let anything bad happen to them again i wont be able to take it #kanakori art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #song lan #xue yang #I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one: #xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase) #combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use. #of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope. #XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’ #and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’ #As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment. #XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment. #More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner. #That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning). #Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*( #Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.

[rowwiz]

clownliet (he is a clown)

#i have zero respect for death note characters and i will do with them as i please #needed to knock DN down a stilt anyhow #takes itself way too seriously for a show where death gods have earrings #i will draw light too don't worry (he is far clownier) #british #clown #l lawliet #death note #death note fanart #lawlight #sorry for low res idk what happened

[chronophobica]

every time i remember this scene exists i fall over onto the ground weeping and wailing and crying and throwing up. how did they get away with this

#please i just need to shove them like 5 inches closer #please just kiss you idiot nerds god this is too much for me #my heart cant take it #just kiss. JUST KISS. BEGGING. #it would fix me #fae speaketh #puzzleshipping #yugioh

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[intotheelliwoods]

Keychain Update! <-

The batch came into me a few days ago, only for the majority, if not all of them to have a printing error! Some have it more prominent and/or in different locations but they all appear to have a faint white outline to them, which the initial batch did not have.

I contacted the company to have the batch remade, here is hoping they can get a new batch to me soon with no errors!

Apologies for the shipping delay this will cause, but I thought it would be better than giving you all anything faulty. In exchange I am also giving you all a little surprise bonus sticker :)

I cannot give an exact ship date at the moment, I will update you all, and send them out as soon as I can!

In the meanwhile... I need to look into options for adopting out all these B-grades..... so.... so many of them.......

#2al merch #everyone cheer the company on to speed redo the order #pretty please #pretty pretty please #its going to take about 10 days for the new batch to even GET here so...? #2 weeks? #is that the new estimated ship out date? #I mean go me #I am still holding by my goal of before the 21st that was on the initial listing #but yeah I will probably make a separate listing for all these b-grades #and would be sold for cheaper ofc #I will probably get to that once the new batch comes in #meh we get there when we get there #but oh my god #theres so many of them #they are going to eat me out of house and home #sniffles #i cant care for them all!!!!!!!!!!!!! #theres too many to love!!!!!!! #all these poor baby b grades need loving homes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #oh yeah if you bought a keychain already but you want two #just like. #let me know #ill throw in a b grade free of charge #looks up* wow thats what I call a tag wall

[emo-batboy]

the idea of you running out of rpatz photos is so funny. cant wait for the people of gotham to have heated debates over whether or not bruce wayne looks good with a mustache after you’re forced to use images from the lighthouse.

It’s not the lighthouse stache you should be worried about…count your blessings people

#PLEASE send me Robert Pattinson pics if you have them #like good ones where he is doing things tho #honestly the problem is I’ve used all the photos of him just doing normal stuff #that’s literally it #that’s the whole appeal of the character: seeing Battinson in the wild. doing stuff. now all I have are red carpet pics #or him smoking or with his good time beard or the mustache or his god awful twilight complexion or a number of things #*takes long drag from cigarette* it’s not easy #a wild battinson #robert pattinson

[lyril]

if i see one more take about how falin and laios are the exact same person except different genders... if i see one more post talking about falin like a prize to be won or who "loves" her more... if i see one more take talking about how shuro is hypocritical for liking falin but not liking laios because he "likes traits in one that he hates in the other" despite that being a complete oversimplification of what we're told and completely devoid of all the nuance of the situation... if i see one more take downplaying falin's individuality and agency when the ending of her arc is literally about that and being/finding herself outside of her brother and marcille, i will actually Lose™️ my mind

#talk #anime and manga #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #FALIN! GET BEHIND ME!!! #THESE ARE NOT THE TAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE .PLEASE #yes they are similar and yes there is some valid gender commentary here but oh my god #i cannot forgo charactwr analysis for the sake of jokes to THIS degree #oh; and it's never ''laios is the same as falin'' it's ''falin is the same as laios'' #you guys seriously talk about them like their personality is just autism + gender and nothing else #ok it's been enough time that i will turn on reblogs but please behave

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

1.01, "Pilot" | Stephen Adly Guirgis, "The Last Days Of Judas Iscariot" " | 5.22, "Swan Song"

#please consider!! dean as judas to sam's christ allegory #sam considers himself the judas between them!! but narratively speaking! it's dean!! i feel insane #yeah cain and abel were the first fratricide but have we acknowledged the first toxic yaoi. jesus and judas #yeah the narrative frames sam's blood drinking as the big Act of Betrayal but #if you consider...that it's sam sacrificing himself by bearing the weight of the actual devil. to save humanity #sam drinking demon blood in the first place in order to save possessed ppl without killing them...literally taking on the sins of men #dean is both judas delivering his kiss AND the authorities coming to arrest jesus in gethsemane when he locks sam up #dean doesn't believe in god but he needs to live in the light and grace and love of his little brother #his faith and love in sam. being his connection to his humanity. #j.edit #spn edit #sam winchester #dean winchester #comparatives #wincest #samdean

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

not a single thought in my head just the trobed stick figures holding hands on this official poster

#community #nbc community #community nbc #community tv #abed nadir #troy barnes #trobed #troy and abed #six seasons and a movie #taking the bait hook line and sinker I don’t even care anymore #hook line and winger #let them be happy in the movie god please

[lunarzs]

I don't think Oak exactly understands that he's Dain and Liriope's child, and was raised by Oriana, Heather and Vivi, and not Cardan and Jude's lovechild. Boy, you do not go spying and manipulating and murdering in one breath and being 110% a simp for your monstrous love interest that terrifies you the next, you've got the wrong people.

#I swear to God Oak #The boy's thinking and acting is so much like both of them what the hell? #He's literally standing there being like “She bit my neck. I liked it.” NO. #CARDAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? #Also he literally just goes on murder sprees? Jude why are you freaking blaming Madoc #You're literally RIGHT THERE girl #Also Cardan being like “lol no I recognize this crap Jude Oak is up to something” #Homeboy takes too much after his sister and uncle and it SHOWS #Please someone help this kid #(If this is what happens when they're in the vicinity of s kid imagine their own children) #(They're gonna be the terrors and delights of Elfhame and drive everyone mad) #(Probably start a massacre for fun and toast with wine over it and make horrible romantic choices) #the prisoners throne #tfota #the folk of the air #the stolen heir #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing

[ratb4stard3]

i think about them 32 times a day

#tin can bros fanart #take a shot every time they say spy #tin can bros #tincanbros #tcb #tbc fanart #spies are forever owen carvour #spies are forever curt mega #agent curt mega #owen carvour #curtwen #god they’re awful #tragic little gay men #starkid #SaF #spies are forever fanart #my art #just give them one happy ending #please #…rocks?