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freddief4gb34r · 5 months
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some queer texas chainsaw headcanons because its fun and nobody asked (bonus added post-post)
bubba
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genderfluid queen
undefined sexuality, but leaning toward pan
just wants someone who won’t judge them for their face and family
all you need
that’s their requirements
that’s their type
if you asked for their pronouns they just vaguely sign “everything”
nubbins
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he’s cisgender, very comfortable with it (doesn’t mind they or it, although “it” only bothers him when it’s drayton)
gay gay homosexual man
i’m sorry i can’t see him with a chick i just can’t
doesn’t have a “type”, just anyone into vulture culture, or anyone willing to put up with his bullshit
just likes anyone who isn’t fem-aligned (romantically)
if you asked for his pronouns, “huh? w-whas’ that? like the camera?” (pronoun = polaroid to him)
bobby/chop
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also a cis dude, but occasionally dips his grimy little toes in some “they/them”
is actually VERY complimented if someone uses they
because 1) non-bigoted/assuming, 2) someone think he’s hot and androgynous
however, omnisexual icon over here
they’re a hippie they’ll kiss anyone
if you asked his pronouns, he’d likely be the most informed sorta, like he couldn’t tell you the definition but he knows the answer, “uhhhh, th-the he one. ion’ fuckin’ know.”
drayton
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okay, unpopular opinion
trans man
ftm old man
too poor for any surgery, the entire family saw him start wearing masc clothing and calling himself a dude and said “okay cool”
did actually manage to scrounge together some cash for t shots
(totally lying the twins stole them)
or grandpa swindled somebody for them when he was younger (how i dont even know)
also a gay homosexual
he likes men
can’t see him with a chick (i make the exception for carrie-anne because i love her so much)
if you asked his pronouns, “what the fuck are those? what are you blabberin’ ‘bout?”
old uneducated trans man has zero clue what pronouns are
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moth--blood · 2 years
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slasher ponies!!!!
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bvbblegutz · 1 year
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incorrect quotes bc idk i found a generator lolol
Drayton: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Choptop: Sweet dog you got there. Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog. Choptop: Still training huh? Police: What do you mean? Choptop: Choptop: Never mind.
Choptop: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Choptop: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Choptop: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Drayton: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Drayton: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Drayton: Go big or go home.
Nubbins: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
Drayton: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Drayton: That's why I own TEN guns. Drayton: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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choptop headcanons? i really don't mind they can be general, fluff, nsfw, anything!! the stinky feral man has grown on me 🥲
YES YES <3 He’s like a silly little parasite.
Chop top relationship HCS
I’m aware everyone says this, but god he SMELLS so bad, please take a shower with him- that’s the only way he’s gonna get clean.
He’s also just stuck to you like glue, at any moment! While yes, the guy does move around a lot and can hardly stand still- it doesn’t stop him from having some sort of physical contact with you every second of the day.
Whether it’s literally wrapping his entire body around you while you two are cuddling on the couch, or pressing sloppy wet kisses to any bit of flesh he can find- you’re never escaping his acts of affection.
You might actually have to get him distracted here and there just so you can have some breathing room, he has a bit of separation anxiety when it comes to being apart from you so you’d really have to lay down boundaries.
Also when it comes to boundaries, he’d NEVER purposefully cross any of them- Unless it involves giving you more than a few hours of alone time, he’s allergic to being alone HSJSJ
also.. if you have the ability to convince him to use lotion, please do- his skin is so dry and icky from the severe lack of self care, like PLEASE tell him to put on some hand lotion before touching you with those grubby mitts.
also??! I hope you don’t like wearing super cute outfits all the time because he will fawn over you and get them dirty, he’ll just be kissing you all over and spreading his gross sawyer bacteria all over the place.
Other than that he’s literally so babygirl, and he’d probably bite you and give you some mysterious disease that hasn’t even been discovered yet.
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ask-them-horror · 4 months
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Chop-top : So uh.. I heard you like cats?
Y/N: Yeah, i do.
Chop top: *Tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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mid0r0 · 8 days
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eerie-candid · 3 months
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All roads lead back to TCM
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jestinjoculators · 5 months
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hehe 6am doodle
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horrorcringe · 6 months
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They're so organised
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kmpslashposter · 7 months
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Chop top & Bubba Sawyer <3
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Just two bros hanging out, nothing to see here.
Characters from Texas chainsaw massacre 2 - such a beautiful, quality comedy slasher and Chop top is literally me!
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"Good night" 😎💜
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ilovefool · 2 months
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someday 🥺❤️
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freddief4gb34r · 5 months
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How would Chop Top be as a father figure toward a teenage girl? Feel like he would kinda be a cool dad. Like maybe he found the girl after they killed her parents and he wanted to keep her because he kinda saw himself in her.
hmm this is actually a rlly good concept ty anon
« chop becoming a father figure to a teenage victim »
no pairings, entirely platonic (though mentioned sticks/peyton/chop), fluff, lowercase intended
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it started when him and nubbins went to whack a couple who got a bit too close to drayton’s chili recipe
ask too many questions and you get slaughtered, easy job
but when they went in there and did their usual deed
you know, decapitating a couple and dragging their entrails all over the floor
they eventually come to find her.
they were entirely unaware that a child was present, somehow her ears managed to ignore the curdling screams of her parents.
maybe it was on purpose
who knows?
nubbins opts to just kill her, saying that her face would be pretty on bubba
but chop for some reason hesitates to agree
there’s something about that twinkle in her eye
it reminds him of someone
oh yea
him
there was something about her eyes and her jet black hair that reminded him far too much of himself
and why would he kill himself?
he just slapped her shoulder and looked at nubbins
“i-i think we can keep this one!”
“bu-but what about c-cook?”
“…”
“…”
“extra pair o’ hands.”
so they (stupidly) set off into the night with two corpses and a teenage girl who’s still in shock
by the time they’d reached what they called their home, the girl finally came out of it
she was obviously trembling and on the verge of tears
but chop would never let that stand!
he brought her to his room and played music, being dumb enough to leave her in there alone while he fought with drayton over it
by the time it ended and he went back, she did try to stab him with a bone
unfortunately, it stabbed his arm and he just kinda stared at it
“well that’s.. not good.”
got patched up and just decided it was fine??
he just went and info-dumped about music and the war and napalm
at least she got some insight onto why he was so.. him.
there was something comforting about how he rambled, it felt like.. home? oddly enough
eventually she learned to adapt and stay in this disgusting house
although she had some qualms about the food, a good broom whack to the head from drayton and a rough “sit down ‘n eat” was enough
she just kinda sucked it up and endured it
eventually she starts growing on this fucked up family
i mean, they came to find out that her house wasn’t very good either
hey, they may be cannibals but at least they dont hit you or something (well, 4/5 of em..)
drayton actually tries to keep his broom away because 1, shes just a teenage girl, 2, chop is kinda scary when he yells
she finds it quite nice when chop yells in her favor
when they actually start doing domestic things, chop is the funniest father
definitely loves embarrassing her in public
like if she tells him that theres someone cute he just dramatically turns around with a mortified face
his face was not the only thing mortified that day
he also for sure would tell her all about the war and how “good she has it” as a joke
he’d also say fake embarrassing memories about her to peyton and sticks while she’s there
and they have very funny back and forths due to chop’s 4th grader humor
“yo mama”
“my mom’s dead.”
“sucks to be you.”
“and whose fault is that?”
occasionally they end with “and who’s fault is that?”.. “mine😔..” and he walks away (squidward walking sound)
delightful little quips
he didn’t raise her to teen years, but damn she speaks fluent sawyer with all that shit-talk
they gossip in his truck about people she knew before they yoinked her off the grid
he also would be a very chill dad on the subject of weed/alcohol
he trusts her to be responsible with marijuana but he wants to be present for any alcohol consumption
kind of overprotective??
if a boy looked at her and his 3-second glance at him determined he wasn’t good enough
that random boy better pray he lives somewhere the neighbors can hear him scream for 911
he also definitely steals her posters, bags, perfume, anything he can steal off a victim and fit in his bag is for her
he likes when “uncle nubbins” makes her gifts
also i think another reason he’d be overprotective is because he can’t have kids of his own??
because like cmon guys
ik we all want bio dad chop but lets be real
he drinks gasoline, eats eyeballs, and has probably been through serious chemical damage from the war
and also he’s a cannibal who eats the pretty toxic parts of a human
so he is sterile
but it causes him to be very protective over who she’s with, where she is, when she’s coming home, the whole ordeal
but thankfully, “uncle drayton” makes sure she doesn’t leave too often
definitely keeps her busy
on a slightly more angsty subject i definitely think chop would have some guilt
with the whole
kidnapping and keeping of a child
and she becomes self-aware sometimes and realizes “damn this is fucked up”
but those are the moments where papa chop and his daughter kick back a beer or two and forget for the night
those are morning problems
and also like
another angsty thing is the whole subject of death
me n a friend (love you @pierrot-fish , sticks is their oc btw) discussed this, but chop kind of refuses to acknowledge the passing of his kin..?
like he just won’t really accept it
so in those back and forth quips about the “yo mama” joke
it was once held at the dinner table
just happened to come up
and she mentioned chop’s mother
her grandma, for all intensive purposes
that’s probably the first time chop lectured her, like genuinely and not some serious talk before getting high
he just looked her dead in the eye and told her to respect her grandma, because she’s alive and deserves her respect
the one thing he took from drayton was a strong sense of family and that unbreakable bond
except he’s a bit insane
anyway back to the fun
if she ever cut her hair he’d eventually make a wig out of it
also if she ever felt unsafe or came home crying he will brutally murder that person and preserve one of their disgusting body parts as gifts to her </3
as this is getting too long, i’m gonna end it here, but if you want more adventures of these two, lmk!
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moth--blood · 2 years
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i give you: hcs with my favorite horror characters
part 1 probably
featuring: the sawyer brothers, og/rz michael myers, tiffany ray valentine, vincent sinclair, billy lenz, brahms heelshire, randy meeks
the Sawyers (Nubbins, Choptop, Bubba, Drayton)
nubbins is ratgender, and uses rat/he pronouns! rat doesnt really know what xenogender or ratgender is honestly. he just knows that being called rat makes him feel good about ratself so the others have no problem going with it
choptop is trans, and uses he/him!
nubbin's blue shirt was originally drayton's, and he's had it entirely too long. regardless how many times it gets ripped or gross nubbins refuses to get rid of it
jumping off that; chop's sweater was also from Drayton. he takes better care of it than rat does (i.e doesnt deface graveyards with it yk). it still gets ripped often but thats when we ask bubba to sew it lol
nubbin's is asexual! rat's not exactly sex-repulsed, but definitely not favorable. he doesnt see the appeal.
the twins bracelets and jewelry are all either handmade or stolen from victims/the people nubbins hitchhikes with
the name "choptop" came as a slight jab to his head injury, and he never really minded too much. eventually it just stuck.
nubbins doesn't identify with the trans label, but regardless "nubbins" is rat's chosen name. he got the idea once choptop came out and if rat's honest, he doesn't remember where he got nubbins from. just that it stuck and rat likes it :)
bubba's genderfluid! they dont really mind what pronouns you use for her, as long as its not it/its.
he loves sewing! they picked it up just after choptop left for vietnam, and has a bunch of little patches sewn into her apron even if it was never ripped
drayton uses he/him!
he's gay and asexual! definitely sex-repulsed.
Randy Meeks
randy's gay and trans (ftm) and uses he/they pronouns! he realized after stu and billy came out in middle school, but randy waited til their freshman year.
they're aegosexual! similar to nubbins he's not really repulsed but definitely not favorable by a long shot.
he has/had a thing for everyone in the group, excluding casey who wasnt really around that long. he has mild tourettes, and has a few verbal tics from movies; the majority of them are physical.
he has a lot of trouble controlling their volume when excited and goes nonverbal when they're stressed
Tiffany Ray Valentine
tif uses she/they!! she's probably experimented with heart or doll centered xenos, but they never stuck
pansexual!!! i love her sm
definitely had a thing for Martha Stewart or Jennifer Tilly. celebrity crush type thing yk
i mean, okay- you cant tell me she didnt have a thing for tilly. she literally was like "i HAVE to have jennifer tilly, charles. it is a need :((".
uses a kitchen knife to do her eyeliner :)
a very good baker
Michael Myers (og)
this man does not know what pronouns are dude
hes the type to go ",,,im a guy"
ESPECIALLY old myers.
i love him but its TRUE (╥ w ╥)
definitely aro-ace
he probably doesnt know what that means either tbh.
Michael Myers (rz)
he/it!
hes also asexual! :D
it's bisexual, probably has a preference to men
he has tourettes!
making/wearing his masks is a giant comfort, regardless of how old he is. mans wore those things year-round, including to school
unlike og myers, he actually know what his labels mean ಥ‿ಥ and he likes them! they're the most accurate to him and make him comfortable
Vincent Sinclair
they/he
aegosexual! pretty sex-repulsed ngl
trans!! :D ftm!
selectively mute; when they do talk, he's never loud
sweater paws. i will not elaborate.
likes having his hair down while hes working, even if its a hazard. it's a mix of the weight/blinder effect is comforting, and so his mask is hidden from victims
that being said they are a GOD at braiding.
very good at painting, too!
Billy Lenz:
he/it
sex-favorable asexual
pansexual!
is a whore for weirdly flavored candy canes
is THAT person who plays christmas music year-round.
it'll be dead quiet in the house and the girls just hear a very quiet "all i want for christmas is youu" and none of them can find the source
it thinks barb is the funniest to annoy, mainly because she actually gives him reactions
Brahms Heelshire
ace!!!
uses he/they pronouns!
a straight man sobs
he genuinely did like gretta (even though she SUCKED) and her leaving was a bitch to get over
has eaten a rat before.
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charleslee-valentine · 2 months
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welp. can’t argue with that.
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ask-them-horror · 5 months
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uhm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house
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itsaaudraw · 8 months
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“you fudgepackers’ll be the death of me yet!”
happy texas chainsaw massacre day!
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