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#tfoa incorrect quotes
bookish-phile · 6 months
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Jude : The stars are so beautiful...
Cardan : They're just giant balls of gas.
Jude : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Cardan : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Jude : Oh...
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Cardan: Are you mad?
Jude: No
Cardan: So sharpening knives at 2 am is a hobby?
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niflhame · 3 years
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Okay so as I’m rereading TQON I got to the part where Jude wakes up from a couple days of healing and The Bomb is gonna take out her stitches. We all know the line Cardan says when she tells him to leave ‘this is my room and that’s my wife’ iconic of course. But I also really love The Bomb’s response ‘so you keep telling everyone’ because they can’t lie. So I’m just imagining him running around telling everyone.
Random servant: would you like some tea sir?
Cardan: Jude is my wife
Vivi & Taryn & Oak & Heather arriving at the palace literally haven’t even said again yet
Cardan: Jude is my wife and we’re family now! Come hug your brother in law!
Fey coming to Cardan with a dispute
Cardan: *interrupting* do you know Jude Duarte? Yeah she’s my wife! Jude Greenbrier now! I wish I could take her last name but I feel like that wouldn’t go over well with like anyone in elfhame.
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grcenbriqr · 3 years
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Cardan : How do I deal with my enemies?
Jude : Kill them
Cardan : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Jude : Kill them only a little?
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pansyherondale · 3 years
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*baby jurdan starts crying at 3am*
jude: *sleepily* it’s your turn 
cardan: ugh...fine!
cardan: *starts crying* 
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thatrivernymph · 3 years
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you might not agree with me, but i think that modern!jude duarte would be a writer. a lot of children were obsessed with mythology in middle school but jude would be interested in it even at high school and eventually she decides to travel and educate herself. she wants to write books, learn languages and about another cultures.
also, some would say “no she’d probably study political science or law” but no. it’s just that i think that elfhame is absolutely another world with other creatures and jude was interested in their customs and traditions, she had never seen this before and everything was new for her. in addition, she was oppressed for being human and jude wanted revenge.
and in the mortal world she is a curious, multi-talented traveler and writer.
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The Court Of Shadows Spy Trio™ and Jude as PJO:
Jude: How did you die?
Spy Trio™: We er...drowned in a bathtub.
Jude: All three of you?
Spy Trio™: It was a big bathtub.
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jurdanfangirl · 4 years
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Cardan: Jude
Jude: what?
Cardan: you kicked me in your sleep
Jude: who said i was asleep
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greenbriaraddicted · 4 years
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Cardan: Oh Gosh, my body hurts, have you stabbed me somewhere?
Jude: What? No.
Cardan, tearing up: Then it must be your perfection hitting all at once
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booklover41802 · 4 years
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Incorrect Folk of Air Quotes
Jude: “I love you and I treasure you and YA BORE ME.”
Cardan: “God, you’re being so mean. Do it more.”
Jude: “I hope you die.”
Cardan: *gasps slowly*
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thewickedkings · 5 years
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Locke: Would you slap your sibling for a million dollars?
Jude: *thinks of Taryn* Honey, I’d do it for free.
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bookish-phile · 6 months
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Jude: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Cardan : Why did you say that so vaguely? Taryn and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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sinister-softie · 5 years
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Jude: [trips on air]
Cardan: you're such a fucking idiot mortal lol
Jude: [leaves]
Cardan: [punching the air] WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU--
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wickedsamael · 5 years
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The cruel prince inspired necklaces will be available on my etsy shop tomorrow, monday 30 oct 🖤🖤
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grcenbriqr · 3 years
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*Jude and Cardan sleeping*
*Jude rolling over and wrapping her hands around Cardan*
Jude *while sleeping* : I want to murder you.
Cardan :
Cardan : Good thing you haven’t done it yet so it means you love me.
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pansyherondale · 3 years
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cardan: must you always attack me with words?
jude: you want me to use rocks?
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