#that's unrelated i just thought it was funny

[anais-mirliaz]

was going to quote a song as a comment but actually you know what. i won’t

[commission infos]

[buy me a Ko-Fi]

#If I ever form a band i’ll call it B.O.M.B.S. (Back On My BullShit) #that's unrelated i just thought it was funny #anyway #watercolor #illustration #traditional art #mixed media

[ryssbelle]

Happy Valentine's day

#my art #trolls #trolls cliva #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls clay #trolls viva #valentines day #ive had this in my drafts for a fat mintue #cuz i thought it was funny and cute #kissing in the rain is so romantic but its also a hardzard #so yeah they have two different thoughts here #but ye i thought of the dialogue then the characters and what theyd be doing #its usually how i operate #also i promise this is the last cliva thing im posting for now #i just im in love with them okay? #i have stuff in the queue thats unrelated #so ye #its mostly au stuff #i havent really made much general trolls art atm cuz im hyperfixating #im gonna keep doing art for the au but i do wanna try and actually write it instead of drawing #just as writing practice since im super rusty and i do have a lot of stories that would work well as books #so i need to know how to write a book #anyway im done rambling about unrelated stuff #happy valentine's day

[ramshackledtrickster]

If ffinished my thesis film animatic.

#assassins creed #assassins creed 2 #this image is unrelated I just thought it was funny #leonardo da vinci #ac leonardo #my art #fanart #holy hell I’m so tired. #also I won’t be able to post wips I think n I don’t wanna doxx myself when this film is done #but yeah. day in the life of an animation major. #anyways sorry for the dead air I’ll rep #ly to asks soon #preferably when it’s not 4 am

[canisalbus]

I'm sure you get this a lot but because my cousin and I love that one Danny Trejo action comedy, I always have to snap my brain into the right position when I read Machete's name. Maybe I should draw them both chilling

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#I do get it a lot #people have been comparing him to that Danny Trejo character for 13 years #on monthly or these days weekly basis #sorry if I'm about to sound surprisingy pissy and bitchy and petty in the tags of your ask in particular #please don't think I'm not upset with you specifically #but I've been told this same thing three times this week alone and it's only wednesday #and it kind of stopped amusing me a long while ago I'm sorry #I know people mean well and find it funny #but having your longtime deeply personal oc continuously compared to some other unrelated fictional character #just because they happen to share a name #wears you down eventually #I never respond to them because I don't want to come across as needlessly nasty and overly sensitive #over something as utterly trivial as this #but if I never give even a slightest hint that I'm not particularly delighted by it anymore #I'm afraid it's going to just go on indefinitely #answered #rancidslime #I've thought about changing his name numerous times over the years just so I wouldn't have to hear about Danny Trejo anymore #but he's been called Machete for 16 years so it's not easy to let go of that name

[chickenfingerswithasideoffries]

still thinking about that stat chart....mhin fight back against the weak allegations omgg

#im a bit flabberghasted #TWO???? 😭 not even three TWO?? #like i feel lied to i thought they were really strong??? are they weak in comparison to the other cast members? that doesnt really make muc #sense though considering their curse unless theyre weak as hell without it which i dont think is true either #only other answer i can think of is that its possibly in relation to other ppl with that same curse??? but that idea assumes that this isnt #something unique to them that this kind of curse is at least semi common which. gives me more questions than answers. #idk maybe this doesnt make sense im just rambling #also unrelated to that specific stat but self-loathing being 5 and wisdom being 1 is really funny #★ my silly text posts #my touchstarved ramblings #my silly theory posts #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved game

[flamemons]

Izumi is not het-passing

#digimon frontier #abril can draw sometimes #digimon #shitpost #izumi orimoto #i realize it looks like takuya and kouji are trading money bc one of them lost a bet but that wasn't intentional #i just thought it would be funny if they were doing something completely unrelated and arbitrary and never elaborate on it #although it doesnt seem like a great gag if i have to explain it in the tags SSJDJDJSKSKKS #maybe itd be funnier if they were holding like a hammer and an egg #or a knife and an apple #SHIT i shouldve just drawn them sitting with their hands on the table and holding knives. seconds before disaster #wait but that would take away from the joke ignore this ignore this #itd be funny if after their adventure izumi decided shes a lesbian like the Boy Gender has nothing of value to offer her #thats a joke but the frontier squad definitely has the vibes of the weird non cishet friend group at school

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever //blasts your old man with the butch beam//

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza series #jo sawashiro #genderbend #snap sketches #sorry. #i laid in bed for three seconds and i dont know what happened i saw a vision and thought to myself 'how can i make my mommy issues worse' #unrelated ramble time my dad. texted me and he did the whole 'you need to eat' bit #and then i told him i was goin to my moms this weekend for a hot minute and he was all 'oh ill send you miso soup :) quick an easy :)' #like thank you...... i. LOVE. water. #i actually do like miso soup but it just seems like a funny thing to me idk LOL #immediately after that he was like 'wait ill just give you money for groceries' #which i felt bad bout since i always feel bad gettin money from my dad. not my mom tho she's a witch #see this is. why we're here tonight this ramble is NOT totally unrelated LMAO #anyway. i have a genderbent ichi doodle too but i figured one (1) instance of me being ill is enough for tonight #so with that im gonna look at the wall more and think of women BYE

[diorsbrando]

i can nawt stop thinking about wriothesley raw dogging me into the mattress, with one big, strong, scarred hand is holding my leg up by the backs of my thighs and pushing it alllll the way back so my kneecap is brushing my eyelashes, and the other hand is clasped over my mouth to keep me quiet because i’m “way too loud and need to be considerate of others that may be around us” 😕 but meanwhile his fat ass balls are clapping against my ass cheeks like a round of applause after a stellar performance and is grunting curses against my earlobe— and he tells ME to keep it down.

anyway yeah wriothesley will definitely fix me. i need a….an authoritative figure like him in my life.

#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com #genshin impact #wriothesley genshin impact #omg idk what’s happening to me #i just had a fleeting thought and then it just kept coming back #i need to pull for him like this isn’t funny #i NEED HIM i need to add him to my collection 😖 #unrelated but i also want to pull for chongyun he is so baby i want to coddle him #having two new cryo characters would be the highlight of my …..idk but #it would be THEE highlight ™️

[moe-broey]

Being an Alfonse enjoyer is SO fucking funny bc one minute you're thinking "Shit this guy can actually be scary if you fucking think about it like he's so fucked up actually" and the next he's. Being dragged along by his little sister and her antics AND he's being a good sport about it. Like he clearly doesn't want to be here but he's not gonna complain. He's going to put his heart into it actually. Because Sharena is putting her whole heart into it!!!! And well. There has to be two of them (retainers). Duh. Obviously.

#feh #alfonse really is just. one of the guys of all time. everything he does is so fucking funny to me #also like. there are so many little moments where i just. oughgh..... i just think. he loves sharena SO much. #just the way he plays along and looks out for her and keeps her close. #i have so many thoughts about that actually. how esp in battle she would always be just a few paces away. #and if you think about it. she's a lot safer knowing how to defend herself and fight than she would be locked away. #also she just. would never accept that. top ten worst things you could ever do to her. ect. #ALSO. HEY. UNRELATED. BUT LITERALLY A WHILE AGO I WAS WONDERING ABOUT RETAINERS #IN THE CONTEXT OF ASKR. AND NOW. IT'S. NOT JUST A HYPOTHETICAL???? like. are they gonna talk about that #how it seems like it's just always been alfonse sharena and anna. zach for a little bit. but mostly just the three. #unfortunately i haven't gotten too far in the fbs so. i'll have to wait and see. but i have QUESTIONS #fe alfonse #sharena

[clowningaroundmars]

a recurring thing i love seeing in motorcity is

chuck and the burners but especially chuck: mike omfg pls. with the hero complex. cmon mike. mike. mike pls stop fighting our battles pleeeaaaase! jfc mike why are you so nonchalant with danger?!??! MIKE GOD pleeasee stop throwing yourself into the most perilous situations ev-- MIKE. MIKE are you smiling and having fun while dodging robot lasers??!? MIKE PLEASE TAKE THIS MORE SERIOUSLY

and then the villains are like: miiikey my boy..... STOP being so uptight! GODDD youre so damn annoyingly rigid you little boy scout! relaaaax. you just need to go with the floowww~~ trust me, if only you knew how to ~let loose~ for once in your life things would turn out sooo much better for you! 😎

#mine #motorcity #i just think the interpretations that villains have of mike is so hilariously incorrect but actually #i thought about it and was like... are they tho? #from their pov mike is an unrelenting little gnat that gets in their way a lot #and his rigid morals and ideals are the root cause of that #but then the burners see a completely different side to him and i think thats sweet #and also funny af #mike is like a pitbull #to strangers hes a big scary dog #to his family hes like a silly caring pubby who likes to sacrifice himself a lil too often #also yes i wrote the villain pov with dukes voice in mind #but kane has literally told mike to “relax” and go with flow too so i mean

[patchver-mel]

Fun fact: my favorite color combo is purple and green

Anyways completely unrelated, I’m aroace

#lgbt #lgbtq+ #aromantic #asexual #aroace #acearo #ace #aro #they really are unrelated though #I just thought it was a funny coincidence

[poisonouspastels]

I need to talk about Minecraft AU for a sec and how the difference between our world and their world makes for some of the most humorous but also interesting differences in how people act about certain subjects.

Like the trans thing right. Steve and Rana are both trans I've talked about that before. And neither of them are on hormone replacement or anything (there is an in universe explanation as to why Steve has a beard though I promise I can talk about that if anyone wants) but like that's fine bc it literally Doesn't Matter to them or anyone else. Like as spawned players they already don't have any pre-existing gender roles or ideas of what something "should" be so gender and presentation is what they make of it and there's no real solid idea in anyone's mind about how a "boy" or "girl" behaves or looks like. These are labels that exist but they barely mean anything. It also helps that any preexisting culture that WOULD have ideas of this was almost entirely destroyed like 5000 years ago (thanks Groda) so it matters even less than it already did.

And its funny bc the only two people alive from that era, White Eyes and Groda also just don't care. Groda maybe asks why Rana's voice sounds deeper once and nearly gets torn apart by Alex bc of it (Rana isn't offended or anything she just has a defensive girlfriend), bc she doesn't really understand because she never experienced anything like this first hand but very quickly comes to understand it and accept it. And on the other hand White Eyes is just like "I've seen weirder things than this" which yeah. Yeah honestly I think the person who was previously one with the undead would not care about gender in the grand scheme of things.

And then u have Kai which I've joked before that they may as well have been spawned in nonbinary. They rlly just said "I'm not really anything" and everyone was like yeah makes sense I vibe with it. Good for u.

Steve and Rana are both fairly open about having been the opposite genders previously (because that's how they view their experiences and that's valid!) and don't really shy away from the subject but also never really have much reason to talk about it since there's rarely a need to. In the modern day pretty much everyone who met them had met them post-transition. Even Alex had met them just before Steve started growing in his beard. The only people who ever knew them as Adam and Eve were Efe and Sunny but they never really thought it was weird or anything. Like the weirdest part to them was Steve saying he got his epiphany from seeing some guy in the distance on a foggy day who looked vaguely like him but that's its own subject manner that they aren't going to pry on.

Also Steve did DIY top "surgery" previously with a sword but we aren't going to talk about how messy that was for everyone involved.

#minecraft #minecraft au mastertag #apologies for my trans ramblings. how i get to approach these subject matters in the AU is just fun #and i needed to get some thoughts out #unrelated fun fact that i think most people here dont know: Steve and Alex were actually the first two to be in a committed relationship #not Steve and Rana like most would (rightfully) expect #this is because despite the fact that the two have literally know eachother for their entire lives #they're both really bad at being honest with themselves. #for years it was 'i like this person but i dont know how to tell them' #to 'well maybe i only FEEL like i like them because i dont know anyone else that well' #to 'well maybe they dont feel the same and it'd be weird to bring it up now' #you've heard of slow burn now get ready for what those two had going on #Alex when integrated into the household and months had passed actually had enough confidence to ask #here's the funny part though. she had assumed that Steve and Rana WERE dating already (and was cool with it obviously) #they were not. #so u can imagine how funny it is for Steve to hear 'Your girlfriend is pretty' out of Alex's mouth bc of that #She's more shocked that they're NOT dating already they live in the same house they've known eachother for literally their entire existence #they are like so stupidly affectionate with eachother to boot #'And you've known her for how long??' 'I mean... about 10 years?' 'DUDE.' #its actually agonizing but on the bright side it is what got the polycule started eventually #I would not be surprised if Sunny and Efe placed bets on if/when it would eventually happen

[showtoonzfan]

I really don’t get the “Lol Velma is so FAT”- jokes in the new Velma series. Like….almost everyone picks on her weight and the way she looks….I don’t get the joke. You finally have a show with a plus sized MAIN character and of course they’re just surrounded by “I’m big” jokes because LOL EDGY ADULT SHOW, EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE. Can we please have a show with a plus sized main character that doesn’t need to be the butt of a joke for how they look??? I’m so tired of adult shows having this environment that’s just “lol everyone is a dick to one another cause….adult show”- like come up with something new and not offensive thank you.

#and it doesn’t help that I hate Velma as a character here #she herself is really annoying and aggravating #she’s a bitch herself honestly #and she’s clearly a self insert so that doesn’t help either #most of her dialogue is just witty “haha get it?” lines and things the voice actress thought would be funny #I didn’t even watch the second episode cause I know it’s going to be bad #velma hbo max #adult cartoons #unrelated

[astro-duck]

Boyd’s first core memory is him being told he’s real, and then being given a hug by Gyro.

Every core memory they show after that is him being denied a hug. (With the exception of him destroying everything/Akita telling him he’s a rare breed. In the destruction one he gets punched in the face.)

And the only thing that lets him revert to that original programming that Gyro made is him being hugged again by Gyro.

#ducktales 2017 #boyd gearloose #boyd ducktales #This episode is so sad actually #The punched in the face thing is unrelated #I just thought it was funny to bring up #weewoo hehehehehe #Guess what I rewatched

[superbellsubways]

ewww

#love posting oc stuff late at night so less people see👍 #he has a name now!!!!! was gonna think of something better but i got too attached to it #oc #object head #doodle #shitpost #i can never make serious art with my designs bruh #btw he is. unrelated to pizza tower if you're unaware I basically just stole PH's design LOL #which is why i thought editing his sprite would be funny

[carrotkicks]

I'm really curious about reverse fukumori dynamic! Their endless potential compels me. Mori caring about people first mission second but in his own manner, and Fukuzawa being quite ruthless, but probably retaining some of his old moral code still.

Oh well. Mori and Fukuzawa's divorce was more like a mutual breakup.

Since Mori is A Good Person(tm) and has already taken Yosano as her guardian, i think he plans on leaving the Yokohama underground during the Old PM Boss's reign of terror to not get his family caught in danger, and he's only incentivized to fo)low through with the plan and start the ADA once Oda shows up.

Fukuzawa respects that, and leaves the partnership on his own. So at this point reverse fukumori would be considered very estranged friends. They still care about each other and don't yet have a reason the hate eachother. So then Fukuzawa jumps headfirst into mafia life, deciding to do something abouth the unruly boss and eventually climbs the ranks becoming his personal bodyguard. Annd being in mafia really wore down him moral compass (which i feel like thats done to everybody). Fukuzawa and Mori really swapped their tunes a bit. Mori now /has/ a family now so he wants to protect people, and specificall the people he cares about. Fukuzawa also wishes to protect people but to that he needs to be more rutheless. He has to get his hands dirty where no one else will. Hence he takes over the criminal underworld.

#ask #reverse au #unrelated i have a feeling that mori did enroll his kids in school. that's just a funny thought to me