#the bitch of daggers

[just-null-cult]

are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal. #its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!! #but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟

[laufxsons]

Nothing more homoerotic than giving your homie a dagger as a metaphor for love. What a couple of besties <3

#laufxson #lokius #loki #mobius m. mobius #mobius #loki series #these bitches gay #mobius don't need no dagger when he's holding the prettiest girl between his arms #look at that eye contact #would b15 finally force these two into the one bed trope? #the TVA agents are getting tired of seeing these two circling around each other and having increasingly ridiculous banter #sylvie cannot stand another second of their constant unaware flirting #i need a bf so i can give him a dagger

[that-one-scared-gay]

doing a full mage build in skyrim is so so hard

#no armor no real weapons no nothing #i have one (1) steel dagger that can be used to stab a bitch if the need arises #other than that it's magic mods for spell variety and quicksave before every battle amen #no melee follower either i'm a simple college student it's me and brelyna against the world #skyrim #tes #tes v skyrim #tes v

[maegalkarven]

I have the suspicion what the Cult of Murder wasn't very keen on healing/ had many healers around.

They probs had healing potions and scrolls and stuff, but do you think Durge would bother with them? Or would they, intimately familiar with the anatomy of the body, occasionally treat their own wounds with the cold precision of a surgeon?

What I have in mind is Durge casually sewing their own wounds shut with the first found rusty needle and something they deemed would suffice for a thread, Gortash seeing this horrific display and deciding enough is enough and taking the ordeal of healing this freak of an ally into his own hands.

#bg3 #the dark urge #durge #dark urge x gortash #durgetash #durge is not squeamish and they are very familiar with the way body functions #so in theory they could treat their own wounds just enough so they would die #it requires the cold detachment and not Caring that much about your own well being #but i think A cchild-weapon of Bhaal is exactly in that mindset to perform tasks like those #like why would they care if their wretched mortal bag of bones hurts or not? #is it moving? is it functions? then that's enough #i have the idea of durge not being allowed/offered any comfort/personhood #and as a result treating their own body as a tool #with the difference what they take better care of their daggers than of themselves #gortash seeing that and being like “what are you doing you stupid fucking bitch” #like at first he just needs his ally Not To Die from something dumb like infection from a blunt needle or bad care #and then he gradually starts to carw #like fr how someone care about themselves so little #a child of god no less #but the more he learns of durge the more he gets Why #and the more his affection grows the more it annoys him #wouldn't die*

[warpedpuppeteer]

EDDIE GET YOUR CHEATING ASS BACK HOME IS2G 😭

#dagger watches 911 #911 spoilers #911 abc #i got caught up watching the episode #but BITCH #what the fuck are you doing bro #omg 😭 #eddie diaz #and Shanon's weird clone Kim 😭

[bagheerita]

When Odo calls Quark "the most devious Ferengi" and Quark calls Odo an "honorable man" and both of them do not consider those to be compliments. 😂

#star trek ds9 #deep space nine civil defense #two of my favorite characters spend an entire episode locked in a room and bitching at each other? Sign me up! #ds9 s3 civil defense #honestly after how hard the last episode was pushing the kira/odo bullshit this is like a breath of fresh air. Odo is bitching at Quark and #Kira gets to glare daggers at Gul Dukat. a better prospect for everyone involved. #it was so touching the moment when Odo realizes that the cardassians didn't ever trust him and Quark immediately cuts in with 'of COURSE #they didn't trust you you have INTEGRITY. eew' 🤣❤ #also when Quark's going on about how his cousin owns a moon and Odo's just like 'yes you've already told me that story #MULTIPLE TIMES.' ahhhhhhhhhhhh ❤❤❤❤❤❤ #my star trek (re)watch

[invinciblerodent]

oh sometimes i'm overcome with the realization of just how sentimental a bitch i am

like i really am straight up just playing make-believe with these characters like they're digital barbies

okay so in Iona's inventory, i've had this necklace

since very early in act 1.

it was in Aradin's chest at the Grove, and it was the first thing "we" managed to get with the "I distract them with conversation/busking and you steal everything that isn't nailed down" act/trick I had thought up for her and Astarion. I thought it'd be kinda cute for him to, at the end of this test run, present it with a ~theatrical flourish~ once just out of earshot of its original owner, and for her to ~graciously allow~ him to drape it around her neck, as a hamfisted and silly act of mock-courtship they both know is false. (it was kind of a... "we both know what this is all about and where it's headed, but wouldn't it be fun to play make-believe and pretend it's something entirely different" type of thing.)

I thought it'd be cute, if a touch bittersweet for her to keep it, just slotted away in her little "sentimental items" pouch, like.... next to the dog toy, her old wedding band, and the other useless junk she couldn't bring herself to throw away or sell.

and then today, i found this as I was selling stuff in the Glittering Gala.

it's the same design. and i like to describe Iona's eyes as "amber" when I write about them (they're kind of a reddish/yellowish, pretty medium brown). and she looks much better in golds and reds than she does in blues and silvers.

so. um.

guess who got this bloody thing "sneaked" into her inventory at the long rest.

if you think i won't 1.) exit a trading screen abruptly, 2.) switch controlled characters, 4.) buy a silly and utterly useless junk item AS that character (thought about just picking her pocket but.... we have 35k gold. why would i.), and 4.) keep it in that character's inventory until it "seems like" the PC isn't "paying attention", and then 5.) drop it into their inventory "unnoticed", all for LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON other than just to act out a silly little gesture and support the little fanfic in my head, well.

you'd be very wrong.

((and i was grinning and giggling downright embarrassingly the whole time too))

#squirrel plays bg3 #oc: iona raedir #“astarion isn't the type to do romantic gestures” false #“he does big thoughtful acts of courtship and sweeps the pc off their feet” also false #it is my belief that he isn't the type to do Big Flashy Romantic Things #and is also not the type to be vocal about them #my headcanon is that he'll do the Big Declarations and Theatrical Displays when he's taking the piss in some way #as in he'll joke and play at- and exaggerate courtship when it's all for fun and show and means nothing or very little #but when it's supposed to actually MEAN something; when it's REAL; then the ways he shows love are both small #and done without fanfare or expecting acknowledgement #not even making the slightest effort to keep hands to themselves even in public is fun of course; but the love? #that's in... a pilfered piece of that fruit she likes found randomly in her pack. a swift dagger batting aside a blade meant for her ribs #a small scratch of a pen's tip subtly marking a sweet passage in the book she “borrowed” from him #or in this case; it's something that she found among her things and put on without making a fuss about it #at least not beyond a knowing glance shared; a soft smile exchanged; and her fingers absently fiddling with the stones throughout the day #if she wasn't wearing the guidance-amulet (useful) i'd probably actually equip it on her like i did the silver one for the longest time ngl #because like i said; i'm a sentimental bitch playing make-believe with my little toys

[ratcandy]

oh if we’re talking about hot headed members I stg Webber and kallamar are nemeses. I look away for one second and it’s almost guaranteed that they start fighting. On Multiple Separate Occasions, I broke up their fight, only for them to LITERALLY INSTANTANEOUSLY START FIGHTING AGAIN. I think this happened three times in a row once. like. GUYS WHAT IS YOUR BEEF ??????????

I can't draw this rn but this. This image

Kallamar beefing with a child is honestly completely in character as far as I'm concerned dhgKSJDGH

#Squid on spider violence #ask #Kallamar bitching about some cult member he's having the worst time with and when you ask who it is he gestures towards #this itty bitty spider child across the way who's glaring daggers at him . and he glares right back with incredible hatred

[genderfluidsgetguns]

Me? Gender? Never heard of it. Noe I am going to go and deliver this non-suspicious cardboard box somewhere :)

-the dagger anon

I BET YOU WERE BORN AS A PUNISHMENT BY THE GODS YOU UNSCRUPULOUS MOTHERFUCKER GIVE IT BACK

#the dog does 'what's good' #asks #anon #anonymous #the dagger anon #MY GENDER #g #e #n #d #r #YOU SON AND/OR DAUGHTER OF A BITCH

[ichayalovesyou]

Spock really be out here regularly starting sentences with “You earth people” and people really out here thinking he’s not at LEAST a little of an absolutely ridiculous bigot

Mm yeah sure Spock “you earth people” says the half human, son of Amanda Grayson, from Earth.

“Being a red blooded human obviously has its disadvantages”

You sound like your DAD when he bullied your sister for having PTSD Spock! Come on my dude you know better! Smh.

#keep making derogatory generalizations about all mankind you’re doing amazing sweety 🙄😂 #before you ask yes I was possessed by the ghost of doctor Leonard bones mccoy and I am NOT sorry #Spock is a bitch (affectionate AND derogatory) #star trek #star trek tos #spock #quotes from #miri #dagger of the mind #amanda grayson #Sarek #michael burnham #s’chn t’gai family

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

IS AUGUST THE FUCKING DONKEY FROM SHREK???

#there's a fucking donkey on his desk! #also a drawing of rumples dagger #so this bitch knows SOMETHING #OH MY GOD IS HE BAE???? #baelfire #august booth #mr. gold #rumplestiltskin #ouat #once upon a time

[ridaine]

🗡️

#oc #original art #original character art #oc art #Moira #remembering Halia #RH #the haliaverse #knife #dagger #fantasy art #anime painting #I love this bitch with no heart

[abby118]

(x)

#dagger #blade #weapon #quite interesting but that would be a bitch to clean would you stab someone / something

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #dagger of the mind #real shit #how can you argue with this man if youre married to him #it'd be immensely frustrating #not only is this bitch is right about everything but you can't put anything past him. cant even white lie #petty man who remembers microaggressions from 6 months ago and sulks about it

[illithidprone]

Help I have fallen helplessly in love with the Black And White Knight and idk what to do with myself now 😔

Also look at my dragon slaying dagger hehe

#bitch put his arm around me looked me dead in the eyes & gave a lil smile and said 'thank you so much for your help tonight' #and i honestly died on the spot #behind the dm && m's face #yours in good faith && ooc #THIS TOOK 13 RETRIES TO POST #IM GOING INSANE #dagger tw #knife tw

[everybodyloveshippos]

valentine was screaming crying etc holding their cursed dagger by the blade and having an unholy mental breakdown in front of this nice dragon and then just laid on the floor for a bit afterwards hands all bloody . and to them the most mortifying part of that ordeal was asking the dragon for a hug afterwards

#valentine: gods that was embarassing #dragon: the cursed dagger mental breakdown??? #valentine: the. the HUG #they even gave lucien a hug mostly bcus they were being a bitch when he asked if they had been crying #and felt kinda bad