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yvningshowers · 2 years

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My moots as songs bc why tf not and bc my love is annoying duh

Find yourselves... below the cut...

Going in alphabetical order by ur url so u can find yourselves faster LMFAO

@cyancherub

CASSIE. Hi boo how r ya boostie yes hello bet you weren't expecting this LMFAO but... regardless I bestow upon you... ugh YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE ALDNOWJD but I think... I'm going with

Jidenna's Sufi Woman... dear god it's so good. Ur a bruja a lil it's true LMFAO and I LOVE that about you qojfiwjdow

OH AND idk this is like... idk. this. yeah.

@hajimoon

KRIS QOFJOWNEOR ok ok ok.... HEH I'm excited ok ok here goes:

La Santa Cecilia's Como Dios Manda (sing it to Momo.... I triple dog dare you... no ovaries u won't...) and Girl in Red's We Fell in Love in October if I am off... if the vibes are off... I'm gonna jump off a cliff Kris ok just tell me I did a good job and that I'm a good friend ok LMFAOOO

@izuukii

hey Scout know ur away from the platform! Just wanna say kiss and also I give you, since you've called your music taste pretentious LMFAO I don't think it is I think it's GREAT but I thought you might like a small hometown band heh so! I've got

Escapism by Pastime, a group from my old tiny ass hometown. Mad that this is the only song of theirs that I like RIP. It makes me feel nostalgia, and your pieces always do that to me

OH AND PANIC AT THE DISCO'S this. The title is too long 💀 but it gives me "I'm the shit" vibes and. I mean. I would hope you feel like that DAILY. AS YOU SHOULD.

@jozhenji

ANDYYY. Ok. Uuuuh. I... get thine vibes. I think. But I also don't think our music tastes line up AOHDOQJQO I am trying so hard. But a Bernadette Banner fan... might be a Florence + the Macine fan? Maybe? Oh gosh yeah this was hard

I give you Lady Gaga's Hey Girl? Oh this was HARD but this is one of my favs of all time

Or maybe Hozier's Jackboot Jump? Feel like ppl who enjoy sewing just are rebels at heart are we not? LMFAO

@katsupeach

Ah yes...... Emme. HM. I will say dear I'm not quite sure our music taste lines up. I do think yours is superior. LMFAO. So I will... try hard. Try very hard. Yes.

I am ALWAYS listening to Ella Fitzgerald's Someone to Watch Over Me and you're gonna look at me and tell me you DON'T meet a certain pro hero somewhere where this song is playing distantly and they see you and fall so hard they break their heart wide open? Yeah OK bud SURE

Oh and Sabrina Claudio's Problem With You when I heard this song first it put me in a TRANCE aodjoqjdow basically like how your writing does to me so there's that... yeah

May I... submit to you x and x OH and x just for fun which I think... maybe you may enjoy? Perhaps? Mayhapse? Heh

@kenzumekodma

AURELIA QODJOQJDPW ok ok... I do NOT think our music taste lines up idk why I just get that vibe? (THOUGH I DID LISTEN TO FUN'S SLEIGH RIDE ON DEC 1ST AND IT WAS SO GOOD) so I'm... this might be a miss ok and I'm SORRY but also the song makes me think of u ok so pity me fren for my doodoo music taste

Cleo Sol's Why Don't You. I DON'T KNOW WHY!?!?!? U just give me these vibes. I'm... it's so weird LMFAO like... very chill but full of passion? Bro that makes no sense LMFAO just ignore me 💀

@killerdabi

Vey..... hmmm hm hm hm. I get very... chaos bi vibes. And in that way we are very similar HEH so here goes...

Ashnikko's STUPID I mean... if I'm way off apologies my dear but you do CERTAINLY give me "I don't fucking need you... but stick around ur fun" vibes qijdoqjsoqj

BUT BECAUSE WE ARE CHAOS BI. Also Sza's Normal Girl... I COULD BE WRONG AGAIN BUT LIKE. Sad bi hours do tend to happen often to the disaster bi LMFAO.

@melodramaticmatter

Hehehe... Grace.... your music taste is a mystery to me LMFAOOOO so I'm going with songs that just make me think of you... idk ok this is like... might be a miss and I'm sORRY AOEJWIJDIW

Emiliana Torrini's White Rabbit... I just think you're a protagonist LMFAO and this song give me edgy protagonist vibes... everyone hated sucker punch FINE but at least the soundtrack had THIS banger

Oh and also Jolene but specifically Miley Cyrus' cover bc your voice reminds me of hers... do not perceive me....

@mindninjax

The great.... grand Quie. Quirasol. Marquie. Jax. THIS ONE WAS HARD I don't think our music tastes line up exactly but I'm trying SO HARD HERE AODJOQJD

I give you Allen Stone's Brown Eyed Lover... like... yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. One of my all time songs I will love it until the day I die. Your are also brown eyed and everyone loves you. Damn that's crazy hmmm it suits you so well hmmmmm

And Lianne La Havas' Never Get Enough of You. It's acoustic guitar...ish??? Or so you would THINK but then it has a little (a LOT) bit of kick in it that just like... it's raw. It's so raw. God I love it. Feel like ur soft and intense at the same time which REALLY I think fits this song

AND Pepe Aguilar's Me Estoy Acostumbrando a Ti shhh it's pretty and romantic and in spanish shhh

@moonmayhem

JACKS. I'm not gonna lie my good friend. This is gonna be hard. LMFAO. I like... I can just tell your music taste is v nuanced and it is SCARY LMFAO so if this is a miss... apologies I just want you to know I think you're so cool skdjqojdow

Going with... Billie Eilish's When I Was Older AND Pecos Hank's Sinful Refrain... I have no explanation they just both give me very you vibes. They're cool songs and you're cool IDK QOJWIEHIQHW I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING SICK and I think the songs match ur vibe a lil if I'm wrong... just end me fam just kill me

@omiishii

Ah yes.... Junie.... hm. Idk ur music taste... at all really but you are... so soft. Here are my softest songs. I gib u kith. U r precious.

Peter Collins' Love Like and Love Like You from Steven Universe YES THE TITLES ARE SIMILAR bc the vibes of both are soft and lovely, like you... what can I say 😭

@patchworkpuzzle

QOHDOWHE PATCHY. Oh dear oh me oh my. Ok. Ok ok ok. Gonna be honest from our vibes alone... we have different music taste I THINK and I'm almost gonna guarantee that this is gonna be a miss but no matter! I lob u and will still do my best 😭

@prettyboykatsuki

Nina Simone's Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Hair (hm what Color is Sero's hair again? I forget...) it's a song FULL of love and adoration like u but it's kind of... spooky and magical which I think also suits you fren idk if I am wrong... I will gladly take the guillotine 😔

@petersparkle

Ah yes... my good, sweet, kind Sparkle... our music taste? Could align! Could not! I've no clue my good friend BUT I have prepared for you... songs that give me the most bestie and bubbly of vibes... bc you give me bestie vibes and so HERE WE GO SIWJSISI

Two Door Cinema Club's Something Good Can Work has an intro that kills me every SINGLE time and it makes me feel so giddy and qojdoqjso so do u so this BUT ALSO

Chloe x Halle's Babybird yo this track... one of my EXTREMELY underrated favs and for SOME REASON you remind me of Hawks aodjwiid and so does this track. It's a liiiittle adgy, and I feel like ur also a lil edgy heh

AND FINALLY. I see you with the Shouto pfp. I sense... u may be down for a lil sadness but not too much! Well look no further than madisenxoxo's Baby In Blue it makes me think of Shou... it really does but in a good sad way

Um so um this is. Here. Mali Music's Loved by You. This... it suits ur vibe I think Ari I just think it does like just full of love and care u kno? hope you have a nice day and hope u like the song we are new moots! So this might be off qkejqojiw apologies my good sir... a sweeping bow apology

@scummy-simp

LENNIE QOJDOQJ ok so deadass I was saving you for last and then... forgot 💀 BUT IT'S BC 1) I'M AN IDIOT and 2) bc I feel like we're similar as people which is BAD bc that either means we have the exact same music taste or it's the COMPLETE OPPOSITE (good test of that... do you like country bc I HATE it) SO. I'm going with two that HOPEFULLY you like dear god aodjqjjsjs I hope you like them if not I'm gonna crawl in a cave and be eaten alive by like. fleas idk

The Internet's Hold On and Ari Lennox's Shea Butter Baby they're both... absolute bangers and they make me FERAL AODJOQJA so I hope u like them... bc I think u r... a little feral too LMFAOOO

#I invite ME to this trend #if ANYONE wants more... hit me up qojfowjfow I have.... so many more #I want to rec ppl songs that make me think of them it's my LOVE LANGUAGE #but also my music taste... piss poor LMFAO #also if I missed anyone do ABSOLUTELY feel free to harrass me for ur song match I've GOT YOU #I WANT to do it plz #I could do this every day for the rest of my life LMFAOOO it's so fun #so sorry lennie but I GOT YOUR ASS NOW HEHE #moots I love... all of you you're amazing people did u know that #well now you know

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amazingphanisnotonfire-imagines · 3 years

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Sweet Pea and Fangs//Mission Accomplished

Request: If you're busy you can ignore this. I really like your poly! Fangs and Sweet Pea and I was wondering if you could do another one. Maybe about what being a family with them would be like. (You know like what kind of fathers would they be.) Thanks!

hey!! this was super cute to write! i hope you like it!

- Okay, so lets just say right now

- They would be the best dads in the world

- And you can bet that they both have mugs with ‘best dad in the world’ written on them

- Which they of course use literally every day

- So much so, that you have to replace them every couple of months

- Usually because Sweet Pea puts his down on a table to aggressively

- Or because Fangs doesn’t stir coffee, he bashes the spoon from side to side until he breaks the mug, the spoon, and occasionally himself.

- Anyway

- So lets say you got pregnant at like 24/25ish

- All three of you had moved out of Riverdale

- Because I mean lets be real, its not the safest place to start a family

- With the murderers and the cults and the gangs and literally everything else

- Plus, it had been Sweet Pea and Fangs’ dream to get out of the southside and riverdale and to have a better life than their parents did

- So all three of you have stable jobs that you love

- And a cute little apartment

- Filled with photos of the three of you

- And so many memories of your life together

- Including some random dog statue that Fangs found in the skip behind the apartment complex

- To this day you and Sweet Pea have no idea why he was there in the first place

- But you think the scratches on his hands, face and neck had something to do with it

- And so many plants

- So basically you’re parents already...right?

- Anywayyyyyy

- So, you guys were doing pretty good

- Vey, very happy together

- And you’d just come back from visiting Toni and Cheryl and their new baby girl

- Who is adorable by the way

- So you’d be chilling at home

- You and Sweet Pea watching something on Netflix

- While Fangs cooks dinner (its his turn and he’s the best cook)

- And you’d notice Sweet Pea and Fangs exchanging looks

- So you’d be suspicious

- And eventually, after the two of them giving each other very odd looks all throughout dinner, you’ve had enough.

- ‘okay. what’s going on?’

- ‘we wanna have a baby’ Fangs would blurt out and you and Sweet Pea’s eyes would both go wide.

- ‘what?’ you’d look between the two of them

- Fangs is pushing the last bit of food around the plate

- Sweet Pea is refusing to make eye contact with either of you, finding the ceiling fascinating

- While you’re tapping your foot against the floor

- ‘hello? anyone care to expand?’

- And Sweet Pea would sigh, and tear his gaze from the ceiling, settling on you.

- ‘fine. we’ve both been thinking about it for a whil-’

- ‘and then we went to see toni and cheryl and their kid is so cute and they look so happy and we want to start a family with you’ Fangs would interrupt.

- Of course you’d also thought about having kids.

- Sweet Pea and Fangs are the love of your life

- They’re who you want to spend the rest of your life with

- Plus you’ve been dating since you were like 16, so it makes sense

- But it was difficult enough for Toni and Cheryl to have a baby

- This is going to be complicated

- Both of them will obviously be this kids dad...

- But what if when its born the other gets jealous?

- What if they feel like they’re not properly apart of it?

- Would you even find out who the biological dad was?

- Or would you just leave it?

- What about when the kid is older?

- There’s already enough stigma about kids having two moms or two dads

- What about one with two dads and one mom?

- So, you’d all sit down after dinner and talk about everything

- The possible problems

- How you would raise it

- If you’re all ready

- And you’d finally figure it out

- Well, the best that you could anyway

- But in the end you’d figured that you’d all be alright because you had each other

- So then the fun bit ;)

- You’d be trying for a few months

- Much to the happiness of Fangs and Sweet Pea

- They weren’t complaining

- And then when you do get pregnant

- Holy fuck are they happy

- Like literally jumping around, hugging each other, hugging you

- They’re literally the happiest people ever

- The first thing they do is call Toni

- Because well, they have to tell their best friend that she’s going to be an aunt.

- And a few minutes later, Cheryl texts you a video of Toni on the phone, jumping up and down as they tell her.

- Anyway, so once they’ve calmed down they instantly go into protective mode.

- Like

- ‘oh, sit down. standing up is not good for the baby.’

- ‘what?’

- ‘do you need a drink? food? a nap? a hug?’

- ‘i’m good’

- And you think this is just going to last for a few days

- But no

- This continues all through the pregnancy

- And afterwards tbh

- They are so protective

- You always sleep in the middle so they can both keep you two safe

- Even if it is a nightmare when you need to pee

- Fangs did suggest a bucket by the bed but you and Sweet Pea both agreed that was too far

- They go to all the scans

- And cry

- Every. Single. Time

- Sweet Pea’s suggests going to the baby classes

- Even though you’re kind of unsure of what people will say

- But you go

- And its surprisingly, okay

- You get a few strange looks

- But who the hell cares

- And Sweet Pea and Fangs both have their own little notebooks that they’re furiously scribbling notes in

- And they always take turns to practice on the fake babies

- Plus, before you all go to bed the three of you will read baby books, occasionally swapping them every so often.

- ‘did you know that new-borns are short sighted’

- ‘ha, four eyed loser’

- ‘i’m sorry. how old are you sweet pea?’

- So they’re just the sweetest

- And every time they come back from work they aways have something for the baby

- Literally. Every. Time

- No matter what.

- ‘how many shoes do you think this baby is going to need?’

- ‘i don’t even think babies need shoes, at least not for the first few months’

- ‘no baby needs this many leather jackets.’

- ‘yeah, but its got a snake on the back! how could i just leave it there?’

- ‘where did you find a leather jacket for a baby with a snake on the back?’

- ‘...the serpents made it for us.’

- And they buy the most weird stuff

- Like you’re getting amazon packages every other day

- The neighbors think you guys are doing something illegal

- Sweet Pea buys a baby grow that has labels for where the arms and legs go

- And when you ask him why

- ‘its for fangs. i’m just helping him out’

- So in retaliation, Fangs buys one with instructions of where to feed the baby and where to change it

- Also this doesn’t stop when your baby is born, they’re still buying stupid t-shirts with stupid slogans on well into its 20s

- Your favourite thing they’ve bought is definitely the fake tattoo sleeve

- So, you’re keeping the gender a surprise

- Because who cares

- So you’re going for like a yellow or gray nursery

- And Sweet Pea and Fangs are insisting on doing it all them selves

- The painting

- The furniture

- The little accessories

- Everything

- Needless to say you hear a huge crash within five minutes of them starting

- So you do it together instead

- You start painting while they put the crib together

- There’s some left over screws at the end but they decide against telling you that

- It looks stable enough

- And just to make sure, Fangs tested it out...and got stuck

- They make sure to take tons of pictures throughout the entire pregnancy

- Much to your annoyance

- ‘I’ve just thrown up for the third time in five minutes...stop taking my damn picture.’

- ‘i want to capture every moment’

- ‘why!?!?’

- But you love the majority of them

- There’s some of you by yourself

- Some of them with you and one of them

- Others with the three of you together

- Both of them looking at you like you’re their entire world

- (which you are)

- And there’s a few pictures of just the two of them with fake pregnancy bellies on, in the style of a professional photo shoot

- Another late night Amazon purchase

- Which when you opened you were...confused to say the least.

- When you’re nearing your due date they make sure at least one person is with you at all times, just in case you go into labour

- And that works, until the day you actually go into labour and you’re alone

- Fangs is at work and Sweet Pea had to run to the store to get ice cream and snacks

- And then it happens

- You’re panicking but trying not to, but its not working

- Sweet Pea comes back and then he sees your panicked face and he drops the food and almost himself to be honest

- He’s running around trying to find your bag and his bag and Fangs’ bag

- And you’re trying to ring Fangs but he’s not answering

- Sweet Pea eventually gets through to him when you guys get the hospital and you can hear Fangs screaming down the phone

- He makes it there in five minutes, even though he works at least fifteen minutes away

- They’re on either side of you

- Both panting and telling you to breathe

- Basically they are being ridiculous

- And very unhelpful

- Especially when the breathing is mainly to calm themselves down

- And then Sweet Pea gets distracted, blows a rubber glove up and it pop’s

- And to be honest the fright it gave you, you thought you’d given birth

- But when its time for you to start pushing they’re right next to

- Holding your hands

- Saying so many nice things

- Being so sweet and supportive

- And they also take a moment to hug each other while they watch

- Like they’re crying

- At one point Fangs just screams

- ‘i told you not to look down there’ Sweet pea scolds

- ‘does it go back to normal?’ Fangs would ask

- ‘god, i hope so’ You’d groan in pain

- But then your daughter is born and they’re smitten

- This tiny little life is theirs

- And it relies on them for everything

- And they’re so proud of you

- Literally they’re heart is going to burst with love and pride for you

- They love her so much

- And instantly take their roles very seriously

- The first night they let you sleep because well you’ve just given birth, you need a rest

- And it gives them a chance to bond

- They take turns holding her

- And feeding her

- And just talking to her

- ‘we’re you’re dads’ Fangs would whisper

- ‘i’m sweet pea. nice to meet you.’

- ‘what are you doing?’

- ‘introducing myself. i have to make a good impression, and we need to teach her manners’

- ‘shit, you’re right. hello, i’m fangs, your other dad...do i like, shake her hand?’

- ‘hmmm, yeah. i think she’s too young for a high-five’

- ‘thats your mom over there. she’s asleep at the minute so we have to be really quiet, but she loves you so much...and so do we. you’re our entire world’

- They’re so gentle with her

- And with you

- When you get home, the three of you show her around her new home

- And show her all the pictures on the walls, explaining the memories behind each of them

- You also make sure to introduce her to her siblings (the houseplants)

- When she’s a little older Sweet Pea starts teaching her how to defend herself

- ‘she’s three sweet pea, she doesn’t need to know how to karate chop someone’

- ‘yes she does. i’m always going to be around to keep her safe...but just in case. which reminds me, do you know how to karate chop someone?’

- Fangs teaches her how to cook

- Like she knows everything by the times she’s 10

- Both of them teach her stupid (and sometimes inappropriate) jokes

- Out of the two of them, Fangs is usually the one to tell her off

- Actually, its you...you’re the one to tell her off if she’s done something wrong because they both can’t bring themselves to shout at her

- Its difficult for you too (so its a blessing that she’s actually pretty well behaved, unlike all three of her parents)

- Fangs is definitely the most over protective

- He follows her around when she starts to crawl, literally if she moves a centimeter, he’s up and following her around.

- Sweet Pea is always the one to cheer her up when she’s sad

- And you’re the one she always goes to when she’s hurt herself or if she just needs a hug

- She loves all of you so much

- And you love her

- They still insist of taking pictures of literally every moment

- It actually increases after she’s born

- You really don’t know how thats possible

- Even she gets annoyed at it

- ‘really dad? another one??’

- ‘hey! when all three of us are dead and buried you’re going to look back at these and wish we’d taken more’

- They make it their life mission to teach her every single thing they know about the world

- And all three of you make it your life mission to make sure she knows how loved she is

- Which you definitely accomplished

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bicanthropus · 3 years

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list of all my characters’ pets! zsasz also lives with a cat, but andy started out as oswald’s.

baz

simon snow snakesbury - snake | baz, before simon and penny showed up, found themself to be exceedingly lonely and ended up getting himself a snake. they definitely named it after their boyfriend, and when simon did show up he got what he deserved for that.

bill

tba - cat-si | bill found this little guy outside her doorstep, and with the help of dorcas convinced all their roommates to keep her. she’s the mascot of their townhome.

conner

krytpo - kryptonian dog | (pronounced: crypt-o) krypto was given to conner by his “father” superman, and at first the two didn’t get along very well. however, over the years and especially once conner came back to life, the two have become best friends.

please note that krypto is kryptonian and holds some of their powers such as flight & laser eyes

finn

adalinda - dragon | (pronounced: ada-linda) finn had never seen such an egg before and ended up taking it home. he was not expecting to be a father, but when adalinda hatched, he immediately attached to her. she’s a sweetheart, and relatively chill dragon. she hunts on her own, going off for an hour or two at a time before returning to her dad. she likes to curl up at his feet at night. however, threaten finn and you will feel her wrath.

her egg was a golden color. she’s a charcoal colored dragon with a faint purple hue to her, and her eyes are a pale grey. she is about the size of a basset hound.

ianto

owain - cat | (pronounced: oh-way-n) ianto has always had a soft spots for cats, ever since he was young. he and jack set up a shelter outside their house for outdoor cats to find warmth and food. he may have gotten a little attached to a beautiful black cat who him and jack have probably spoiled a little too much based on his chunkiness.

kate

billy - rabbit | kate found billy injured outside the white rabbit, and after taking him to the vet to get fixed up she ended up keeping him. if you ask, she did not name him after the fictional serial killer ghostface. not at all.

merlin

choryrth - dragon | (prounounced: chore-rth) she is the first dragon that merlin hatched her, and self proclaimed leader. she is the most independent of the three, which isn’t saying too much because they’re all very clingy to their dragonlord father. she will boss the other two around, and likes getting attention from humans.

her egg was a pale green color with white flecks. she is a sage green dragon with sparkling silver eyes. she is currently the size of a border collie

abeloth - dragon | (pronounced: abel-loth) he is the youngest of the three and the epitome of chaos. he is everywhere. how did he get into the bathroom cabinet? we don’t know, but he’s there. bringing dead animals home for praise, flying into windows, coughing fire at strangers. merlin literally has to keep him on a leash or tell choryrth to keep control over him.

his egg was a pale white with iridescent qualities. he is a black dragon who’s scales take on a faint orange/red sheen to them in the sunlight, and his eyes are golden. he is currently the size of a border collie

byrve - dragon | (pronounced: beer-vey) he is the clingiest of the dragons. perhaps it’s because his egg was the one merlin spent slightly more time trying to hatch, or maybe it’s just in his nature. when locked out of merlin’s room, he scratches at the door and cries. every night he has to curl up with someone. he is often found on merlin’s shoulder or at merlin’s feet. he is just baby, despite not being the youngest

his egg was a deep hickory color. he is now a butterscotch colored dragon with emerald green eyes. he is currently the size of a border collie

remus

valkyrie - dog | (pronounced: val-ker-ee) remus didn’t want a dog, especially a great dane in his small home. but when laurie stopped by the newpaper with a gaggle of dogs in tow, he’d bounded with the sweetie. eventually, he went and picked her up and now this large man can be found walking an equally large dog. who was named after a comic character remus loved growing up.

zsasz

kai - dragon | (pronounced: ki) zsasz picked the egg up because he thought it was fascinating, but didn’t expect to get a guard dog-dragon. but that’s exactly what he is. every night he goes out hunting before returning to zsasz’s place and curling up with oswald’s cat. during the day, he sticks by zsasz’s side and growls at florence tanners while zsasz mans the shop.

his egg was a solid black. he is now a faint faint blue color with endlessly black eyes. he is about the size of a bulldog.

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lgalacticjayl · 4 years

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Heres a list of all my fandoms I'm in

Also basically all the stuff i would love to create reviews, rants, discussions, fanart, or merch for.

Shows

Sherlock BBC version

Supernatural

Umbrella academy

Series of unfortunate events

Steven universe

Star vs the forces of evil

Infinity train

Over the garden wall

Brooklyn 99

Misfits

Orange is the new black

End of the f*ing world

Gravity falls

Russian doll

One day at a time

The society

Outer banks

Galavant

Band of brothers

Bojack horseman

Shameless

I am not okay with this

Downton abbey

Blazing transfer students

That 70s show

Tales of the city

Anime

Death note

Ouran high school host club

Souleater

Dangonronpa

Your lie in april

Beastars

Saiki k

Movies

The king

Stand by me

Lost boys

Just one of the boys

Love simon

Breakfast club

Road to el Dorado

What we do in the shadows

Mid 90s

Monster high

1917

Jojo rabbit

High school musical

Warriors

Scott pilgram

Books

Monument 14

Percy Jackson

Micheal vey

Steelheart

Pride and prejudice

Harry potter

Carry on

Septemus heap

Comics

Homestuck

Humor me

Snot girl

Greifer belt

Podcasts

Welcome to night vale

Mbmbam

Dimension 20

Artists

Twenty one pilots

Kytoon

The altogethers

ABBA

Queen

Conan grey

Cosmo sheldrake

Declan mckenna

Mad at the world

Gorrillaz

Harry styles

Hobo johnson

Miracle musical

Mother mother

Fall out boy

The oh hellos

Owl city

Ok go

Panic at the disco

My chemical romance

Walk off the earth

Siames

White stripes

Theatre

Hamilton

Beetlejuice

Aberhart summer

Heathers

Be more chill

Dear Evan Hansen

Hamlet

Games

Until dawn

Detroit become human

Driver sanfransico

Dog island

Minecraft

Animalcrossing

Other

John mulaney

Danny Gonzales

Drew godden

Kurtis connor

Minecraft youtubers

-dream,sapnap, badboyh, technoblade,

Feel free to ask questions about any of these

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marshmallowfin · 6 years

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Marshmallow’s Monster Prom Guide: (Incompete)

Last Updated on: 05/18/2018

So I don’t know if this will help anyone because I’m gay and bad at math and don’t know how stats work in this game but here/s basically what happened to me which playing monster prom.

Sorted by character, so if you’re looking for an interaction with Scott and Liam it should be under both characters.

If anything seems unclear or confusing please feel free to message me! I’ll try my best to help!

QUIZ QUESTIONS:

SEEN THIS POST: http://marshmallow-wagon.tumblr.com/post/174031514875/marshmallows-monster-prom-question-guide

Miranda Vanderbait

Food poisoning: (Polly/Miranda)

I surely do! It’s entitled “Silver-wear” and it’s where you take your most expensive cutlery and dress it in very fancy tiny outfits. (Miranda)

Yup. It’s called “dying”.

Silverware: (Miranda/Damien)

The fishing knife. (Miranda)

A spoon. What, you need a blade they kill people?

Their own sport: (Liam/Miranda)

Obviously the sport bard assigns inspiration kicks to the metaphysical linebacker, who scores 11 points for each poem he successfully publishes in The Atlantic. Didn't you read the rule book? (NOT SO CREATIVE, -2 fun and -1 bold)

Don’t you see? The points were inside us all along!

A new kind of serf: (Polly/Miranda)

Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy surf! It’s not an actual serf — dogs! (Miranda <3)

You should get a party serf,Polly! A surf to experience your hangovers for you!

Inventing new silverware: (Miranda/Scott)

The salad harp.

Hands. (Scott <3)

Damien La Vey

DamienXLiam fanart: (Damien/Liam)

What the fuck is this? This fuckery, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you...yaoi. (NOT SO CREATIVE. Damien <3? -1 fun and -1 bold)

Don’t be silly! You don’t want to fight me…you're clearly fighting against your urge…for cuddling!

Silverware: (Miranda/Damien)

The fishing knife. (Miranda)

A spoon. What, you need a blade they kill people?

Duct Tape: (Scott/Damien)

Don’t worry Damien, you can keep the Duct Tape of Retribution for your nefarious purposes.Coven, why don’t you use the Scotch Tape of HEY, Cut That Out! instead? (NOT SO CREATIVE, Damien <3. -2 fun, -1 bold)

Scott, you don’t really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You like having a cool shiny thing! But watch me as I use my sweet negotiating skills to get — wait for it! — Two cool shiny things!!!

Interdimensional bachelor part 2: (Scott/Damien)

Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.

EAT THE CONTRACT. (SO BOLD, +2 fun and +smart)

Badge Bikini: (Damien/Polly)

You know what crazy chaotic? Being single and partying forever! Destroying the institution of marriage. (SO BOLD, Polly <3, +2 fun and + bold)

Chaos is always better with some sensible agony — replace all the water in the school with swarms of mosquitoes!

Where to hide the body: (Damien)

Disguise him is a drinking fountain. No one will know the difference.

Just chuck him in my garage. He’ll blend in perfectly with my collection of vintage dead bodies. (SO BOLD, +2 smarts, +1 charm)

Think fast of get punched: (Damien)

Jokes on you, pal: I am a pragmatist. I avoid any kind of idolization of the past because it has no use, and therefore refuse feeling any kind of melancholy.

No time to think of anything clever… Start dancing for no reason! (SO FUN, +2 Bold and +1 fun)

Angry at a Banana: (Damien)

Defend the bananas honor.

Eat the banana. (SO BOLD, +3 bold)

Scott Howl

Fad Diets: (Scott/Polly)

Have you heard of the Imhotep cleanse? It’s where you only eat things that came from mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to Rob tombs!

You’ve heard of the Paleo diet. Not try the Jurassic diet! You can eat anything that isn’t dinosaur. Killing a T Rex alone will get you super buff! (SO BOLD. Scott <3. +2 charm and +2 fun)

Duct Tape: (Scott/Damien)

Scott, you don’t really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You like having a cool shiny thing! But watch me as I use my sweet negotiating skills to get — wait for it! — Two cool shiny things!!!

Mobile Game: (Scott/Damien)

Show them at the phone equipped with Pokémans Go can also be used as a football! (Scott <3)

Say nothing. Help them with steamed vegetables.

Power “Drink” aka Cocaine: (Scott)

using your vast knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.

GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER. (SO FUN, +2 charm and +1 smart.)

Eating food: (Scott/Liam)

Obviously the lychee-fruit flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.

Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has...an anime drawing of Scott’s face on it?! That says “SCOTT SNACKS”?! (Scott <3)

Interdimensional bachelor part 2: (Scott/Damien)

Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.

EAT THE CONTRACT. (SO BOLD, +2 fun and +smart)

Get him back on the team: (Scott)

Spike the punch with Coke on prom night! If the whole schools team is on Coke, coach will have to let you all play! (SO FUN, +2 fun and +1 fun)

All we gotta do is convince coach that cocaine is a good thing! A little hands-on demonstration won’t hurt…

Goat Head Potato Chips: (Liam/Scott)

Assemble an army of vengeful on the go torsos. (SO SMART, +2 creative and +1 smart)

Write an extremely mean blog post.

Sexiest Monster: (Liam/Scott)

Make your own version of the magazine, featuring a three-winged chupacabra on the cover.

Lean heavily on the “warrior” part — storm MONSTER Magazine and hold the editor-in-chief captive until he promises to stop exclusively promoting one aesthetic as the pinnacle of monster sexiness. (SO BOLD, +2 fun and +1 charm)

What should we cheer for bro?: (Scott)

We should cheer for the working class! Nothing will aid the rise of the proletariat like a hearty cheer!

We should cheer for each other, because friendship is the greatest part of all. (SO CHARMING, +2 bold and +1 fun)

Scotch: (Vera/Scott)

Yeah, it’s called Scott’s, but today is opposite day, so everything that Scott’s is actually Vera’s. (Vera <3)

You’re right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Inventing new silverware: (Miranda/Scott)

The salad harp.

Hands. (Scott <3)

Damien vs. you: (Vera/Scott)

Here’s what I’m gonna do, Vera: I’m gonna give you hundred bucks, and you’re going to teach me your secret Oberlin combat style. (NOT SO WEALTHY, -2 bold and -1 fun)

I don’t know. Probably die, unless some big, strong, good-at-sports man decides to teach me how to fight. But where whatever find such a man?

Liam de Lioncourt

Liam’s writing: (Liam)

Passionate argument for the legalization of recreational chimera toxins.

A chilling expose the pasta industry’s Griffin-trafficking. (NOT SO BOLD, -2 charm and -1 smart)

Bats are so chiche: (Liam)

A hotdog stand.

A general feeling of unease. (NOT SO CREATIVE, -2 bold and -1 smart.)

Time Machine: (Liam)

3.85 billion BC, so you can be into existing before was cool.

Everyone knows that the dopest time in monster history was 1925… Specifically July 26, 2 AM to 5 AM. (NOT SO SMART, -2 fun and -1 smart)

Their own sport: (Liam/Miranda)

Don’t you see? The points were inside us all along!

DamienXLiam fanart: (Damien/Liam)

What the fuck is this? This fuckery, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you...yaoi. (NOT SO CREATIVE. Damien <3? -1 fun and -1 bold)

Don’t be silly! You don’t want to fight me…you're clearly fighting against your urge…for cuddling!

Eating food: (Scott/Liam)

Obviously the lychee-fruit flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.

Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has...an anime drawing of Scott’s face on it?! That says “SCOTT SNACKS”?! (Scott <3)

Goat Head Potato Chips: (Liam/Scott)

Assemble an army of vengeful on the go torsos. (SO SMART, +2 creative and +1 smart)

Write an extremely mean blog post.

Sexiest Monster: (Liam/Scott)

Make your own version of the magazine, featuring a three-winged chupacabra on the cover.

Liam’s got no game: (Polly/Liam)

Coating yourself an insect pheromones. Don’t go after people: make people go after you. (SO SMART. Liam <3. +2 charm, +1 smart)

Dancing so hard that you also separate into a cloud of locusts.

You can’t sit with us: (Vera/Liam)

Well, I guess I’ll be going then, because there’s no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.

Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now? (Vera <3)

Monster-Judge: (Vera/Liam)

True hideousness is on the inside — in your organs! A person with their organs on the outside would be the most hideous. (NOT SO CREATIVE, Vera <3?, -2 smart and -1 creativity)

A toned body, symmetrical face, nice features… Because traditional beauty standards are hideously mainstream!

Polly Geist

Liam’s got no game: (Polly/Liam)

Coating yourself an insect pheromones. Don’t go after people: make people go after you. (SO SMART. Liam <3. +2 charm, +1 smart)

Dancing so hard that you also separate into a cloud of locusts.

Badge Bikini: (Damien/Polly)

You know what crazy chaotic? Being single and partying forever! Destroying the institution of marriage. (SO BOLD, Polly <3, +2 fun and + bold)

Chaos is always better with some sensible agony — replace all the water in the school with swarms of mosquitoes!

Indementional game show: (Polly/??)

I present you with my grandmother‘s wedding ring… Still attached my Naked grandmother!

(Jaw unhinges, bees pour out.) (SO BOLD, +2 creative and + bold)

Financial Slaves: (Vera/Polly)

You can easily grow this arrangement into a business…just escalate and delegate! Have the financials slave go and acquire his own financial slave to give HIM money, and THAT financial slave go and find a financial slave… (Vera <3)

TELL HIM TO MARRY A LLAMA. (Polly <3)

Make them look dumb AND make money: (Vera/Polly)

why don’t you make up a phony work out craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates. (SO CREATIVE, +1 creativity, +2 smarts)

Oh man, do I have a great praying for you: I call it “stealing”.

Food poisoning: (Polly/Miranda)

I surely do! It’s entitled “Silver-wear” and it’s where you take your most expensive cutlery and dress it in very fancy tiny outfits. (Miranda)

Yup. It’s called “dying”.

A new kind of serf: (Polly/Miranda)

Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy surf! It’s not an actual serf — dogs! (Miranda <3)

You should get a party serf,Polly! A surf to experience your hangovers for you!

Fad Diets: (Scott/Polly)

Have you heard of the Imhotep cleanse? It’s where you only eat things that came from mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to Rob tombs!

You’ve heard of the Paleo diet. Not try the Jurassic diet! You can eat anything that isn’t dinosaur. Killing a T Rex alone will get you super buff! (SO BOLD. Scott <3. +2 charm and +2 fun)

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson: (Polly)

I love… Done that one loads of times! Just name a time and a place, and I’ll reversus all over your Romanian Wilkinson. (SO CHARMING, +3 fun)

Throw a smoke bomb and escape while leaving a replica of yourself. That should buy you time to figure out what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is!

Bored forever: (Polly)

You don’t have to. Whenever you get tired of existing, just go piss off a priest. (SO FUN, +2 bold and +1 creative)

Meth.

Casino date: (Polly)

Walk up to the closest blackjack table and that at all… On red.

Find the nearest horse race in literally bet your life on it. (SO BOLD, +2 fun and +money)

Impersonations: (Polly/Scott)

WOOF WOOF, IT’S ME SCOTT: A DOG BOY WHO IS BAD AT IMPRESSIONS.

LOOK AT ME I’M POLLY LOOK AT ME GO!!! (Scott <3)

Vera Oberlin

You can’t sit with us: (Vera/Liam)

Well, I guess I’ll be going then, because there’s no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.

Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now? (Vera <3)

Monster-Judge: (Vera/Liam)

True hideousness is on the inside — in your organs! A person with their organs on the outside would be the most hideous. (NOT SO CREATIVE, Vera <3?, -2 smart and -1 creativity)

A toned body, symmetrical face, nice features… Because traditional beauty standards are hideously mainstream!

Her stalker: (Vera)

Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That’ll distract him.

He looks Greek. Why not bribe Zeus, the King of the Gods? (SO WEALTHY, +2 fun and +1 smart)

Cools and Un-Cools: (Vera)

Un-Cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class chaises. (SO CREATIVE, +2 money and +smarts)

Rotting squid should be thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are.

Perfect Poker alternative: (Polly?/Vera)

Russian roulette.

The stock market. (SO SMART, +2 fun and +1 money)

Scotch: (Vera/Scott)

Yeah, it’s called Scott’s, but today is opposite day, so everything that Scott’s is actually Vera’s. (Vera <3)

You’re right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

A Dinner gift!: (Vera)

A magic mirror that will always tell her how fabulous she looks.

The head of her greatest enemy. (NOT SO BOLD, -2 charm, -1 bold)

Financial Slaves: (Vera/Polly)

TELL HIM TO MARRY A LLAMA. (Polly <3)

Make them look dumb AND make money: (Vera/Polly)

why don’t you make up a phony work out craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates. (SO CREATIVE, +1 creativity, +2 smarts)

Oh man, do I have a great praying for you: I call it “stealing”.

Damien vs. you: (Vera/Scott)

Here’s what I’m gonna do, Vera: I’m gonna give you hundred bucks, and you’re going to teach me your secret Oberlin combat style. (NOT SO WEALTHY, -2 bold and -1 fun)

I don’t know. Probably die, unless some big, strong, good-at-sports man decides to teach me how to fight. But where whatever find such a man?

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO…

Banned from the club: (Vera/Polly) (This depends on who has the higher charm score, the names don’t super matter.)

______! It’s hard to admit, but they could charm the pants off a statue — and have, on several occasions!

______! No kidding, I want to watch them seduce the entire population of Lemuria from orbit!

(If right: SO CHARMING, both gain +2 fun and +1 charm)

______’s cultural literacy: (Liam) Sabotage

______’s is so cultured, they can tell the difference between theater and theatre. (Gives ___ Liam <3, +3 creative to you)

______’s is so uncultured, they think “sonnet” is a female son.

Polly’s Deathday Party: Sabotage

______?! That reckless bastard eats gluten! GLUTEN, I tell you! She’ll be dead by noon, probably. (They get Polly <3, you get +3 fun)

______ is going to be around a loooooong long time, trust me — she already has a place reserved in a retirement community, and has taken up bingo, and became an expert knitter...game over. I mean game not over. Not for a long time. She is gonna die an old, old monster.

Interdenominational Prince

Help him fix his TV

Fuck that, let’s make up our own ritual. (+4 creative)

How about the ritual where you give me a pile of money and go away.

Indementional game show: (Polly/??)

I present you with my grandmother‘s wedding ring… Still attached my Naked grandmother!

(Jaw unhinges, bees pour out.) (SO BOLD, +2 creative and + bold)

Interdimensional bachelor part 2: (Scott/Damien)

Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.

EAT THE CONTRACT. (SO BOLD, +2 fun and +smart)

THE COVEN:

An Adventure?

Stop the crime ghost who’s been taking over children’s bodies and using them to rob banks. You have a never-before-seen plan… (+4 creative)

Take on the greatest villain of all: income inequality.

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson:

You are trapped tackling online searching in a very short-sighted way… you need to come up with unexpected search terms that will point you in the right direction. (NOT SO CREATIVE, -2 charm and -1 smarts)

Use your people skills to get the three witches to admit they know what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is, and to tell you what you need for it.

COACH:

Drink of choice?

Both. (+4 bold)

Whiskey.

#monster prom #monster prom guide #Please don't repost w/o permission!#anyone who wants to help is welcomed to

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gekkogirl · 5 years

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Et slags reisebrev fra Kilimanjaro

Jeg har alltid hatt en drøm om å bestige Afrikas høyeste fjell, Kilimanjaro. I sommer realiserte jeg drømmen.

Jeg reiste med Hvitserk, Norges største arrangør av ekspedisjoner og eventyrreiser (og min turkompanjong Christian). Å pakke riktig og lite er et viktig utgangspunkt (i tillegg til å være i god fysisk form). Øreplugger er et must.

Hvitserk bestiger Kilimanjaro gjennom Rongai-ruten, som går fra nordsiden hvor man tilbringer syv dager i fjellet. På denne ruten er det færre turister enn på mange av de andre rutene (som for eksempel Shira, Marangu og Machame), og det er visstnok vakrere og mer mangfoldig natur.

Ved å gå Rongai-ruten, med flere dager i fjellet enn det som er vanlig på de andre rutene, får man dessuten bedre tilvenning til høyden, noe som i sin tur gir de beste toppsjansene. Vinn-vinn.

Vi fløy til Kilimanjaro flyplass og dro videre inn til byen Moshi hvor vi møtte vår eminente guide Eric, som sammen med oss skulle bestige fjellet for sin 159. gang (!). T-skjorten hadde han fått fra noen tidligere gjester:

Vi gjør oss klare for avreise…

Og etablerer nye vennskap <3 - Aidia:</p>

Og lærer oss den viktige Kilimanjarosangen som bærerne synger

Jambo! Jambo bwana! Habari gani? Mzuri sana! Wageni, mwakaribishwa! Kilimanjaro? Hakuna matata! Tembea pole pole. Hakuna matata! Utafika salama. Hakuna matata! Kunywa maji mengi. Hakuna matata Kilimanjaro, Kilimanjaro, Kilimanjaro, mlima mrefu sana. Na Mawenzi, na Mawenzi, Na Mawenzi, mlima mrefu sana.

Ewe nyoka, ewe nyoka! Ewe nyoka, mbona waninzunguka. Wanizunguka, wanizunguka Wanizunguka wataka kunila nyama

Hello! Hello sir! How are you? Very well! Guests, you are welcome! Kilimanjaro? No trouble! Walk slowly, slowly. No trouble! You’ll get there safe. No trouble! Drink plenty of water. No trouble! Kilimanjaro! Kilimanjaro! Kilimanjaro, such a high mountain. Also Mawenzi, also Mawenzi! Also Mawenzi such a high mountain. Like a snake, like a snake! Like a snake you wrap around me You wrap around me, you wrap around me Trying to eat me like a piece of meat

Dag 1 – Inn til Simba Camp (2671 moh)*

Her holder også rangers (skyttere/voktere) til - for det er buffaloer enkelte steder i Kilimanjaro.

Dag 2 – Inn til Second Cave (3450 moh)

Jeg oppsummerer formiddagen i teltet: https://gekkogirl.tumblr.com/post/186653412101

Spis, drikk, sov, gå. Sånn gikk no dagan.

Dag 3 - Inn til Camp Kikelewa Caves (3800 moh)

Kaffe på teltsenga hver morgen av vårt fantastiske crew:

Min turkompanjong Christian:

Tannpuss og kveldspreik: https://gekkogirl.tumblr.com/post/186654170337/tannpuss-og-preik

Soloppgang. På tide å stå opp og komme seg videre. En vanvittig følelse å sove og stå opp over skyene.

Dag 4 - Inn til Mawenzi Tarn Camp (4330 moh).

Sveisen begynner å dra seg til (etter å ha sovet med lue de siste nettene):

Pole pole (= gå sakte, sakte for best høydetilvenning).

Energipåfyll og tissepauser non stop. “- Ladies to the left, gentlemen to the right”.

Hatten av for våre coole hjelpere som bar bagasje, telt, mat, vann, mobile toalettelt (!), mattelt, campingstoler, gasslamper mm, og som laget mat og hjalp oss på alle mulig tenkelige måter.

Nå er det kaldt om natta:

Dag 5 – Inn til Basecamp (Kibo Camp) (4720 moh)

Mathias bidrar med god stemning der han danser opp fjellet: https://gekkogirl.tumblr.com/post/186653453668

Støv, støv, støv de siste dagene.

Våre hjelpere/psykologer/foreldre:

Toppnatta med Gilman`s Point (5.700 moh), Stella Point (5756 mov) og Uhuru Peak (5.895 moh). Vi begynte oppstigningen ved midatt.

Etter en strabasiøs og lang natt med alskens indikasjoner på høydesyke for undertegnede var soloppgangen et svært velkomment syn:

Foto: Christian Naper.

Her er soloppgangen live:

https://gekkogirl.tumblr.com/post/186653963719/soloppgang-p%C3%A5-toppen-av-kilimanjaro-priceless

Meg på Stella point (5756 mov):

Turkompanjong Christian (til høyre) og Bernhard var noen av de som kom seg opp til Uhuru peak (5895 moh) 👏👏👏👏:

Kilimanjaro er kjent for isbreen på toppen. Sneen på Kilimanjaro har derimot krympet siden begynnelsen av det tjuende århundret, og forventes å forsvinne helt i løpet av 2020-50:

Begge foto: Christian Naper.

Den minkende snøkappen forklares dels med global oppvarming, men også avskoging er en viktig faktor (https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilimanjaro).

Dag 6 - Horombo Camp Site (3.720 moh)

Kjappere å gå ned fra toppen, enn opp.

Flere av oss ble dårlige (høydesyke) i løpet av turen, og en ble hentet ut etter dag tre med helikopter. Tre andre ble fraktet ned til lavere høyde på “mobile bårer”:

Mobil båre med et praktisk hjul for raske nedfarter på svært humpete underlag:

Flott natur på veien fra basecamp til Horombo Camp Site (3.720 moh), som var planen for neste overnatting:

Men fordi 3.720 moh ikke er lavt nok for folk med høydesyke, ble flere av oss hentet ut på Horombo campen med rescuebil. En haug med amerikanere i dårlig forfatning fylte også opp bilen etterhvert, og vi kunne ta fatt på tidenes biltur på en villmark av en vei, med minimal sitteplass. Dog ikke noe i veien med humøret til Christian (som var med oss som vår egen lege, ey!) og Aidia. Den neste natta ble tilbragt på hotell i Moshi by i lavlandet. Beste dusjen på lenge.

Dag 7 – Kilimanjero basecamp og Marangu Gate

Etter planen skulle denne dagen bestå av vakker tur gjennom regnskogen, men for vår del ble den tilbragt på legesenter som kunne bekrefte at joda, vi hadde høydesyke.

Legen kunne også berolige oss med at våre hovne botoxaktige lepper skyldtes minusgrader i noravind og at leppene ville gå tilbake til det normale etter kort tid (takk til Mathias som gikk med på å dele dette flotte bildet av han fra legesenteret):

Siste dagen

Shopping.

I Tanzania er plastposer forbudt, så da får man varene man kjøper ofte i hjemmelagde handlenett. Me like.

Postkortskriving.

Chilling.

Kilimanjaroøldrikking.

Og etablering av nye bekjentskaper.

Før vi tar fatt på turen til flyplassen i safaribil.

Å bestige Kilimanjaro er definitivt noe av det kuleste jeg noensinne har gjort. Dagene før toppnatta var utrolig flotte, mens toppnatta var et blodslit. De færreste av oss forsto kanskje hvor krevende disse to dagene ville være.

*Se dagsbeskrivelsene i detalj hos Hvitserk: https://www.hvitserk.no/turer/egne/kilimanjaro-eventyrer/?tab=dagfordag

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gyrlversion · 5 years

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Woman won beauty contest set up by the banned neo-Nazi terrorist group

Alice Cutter, 22, named herself ‘Buchenwald Princess’ in beauty competition – after the German concentration camp where thousands of Jews were slaughtered during WWII

A woman accused of being a member of National Action entered a beauty contest set up by the banned neo-Nazi terrorist group in a bid to recruit more members to it.

Alice Cutter, 22, won the competition in which she named herself ‘Buchenwald Princess’ – after the German concentration camp where thousands of Jews were slaughtered during WWII.

She entered ‘Miss Hitler’ to ‘raise the profile’ of National Action, jurors at Birmingham Crown Court were told as her trial opened today.

The court heard that it was ‘no coincidence’ that her fiancé Mark Jones, 24, had been pictured doing a Nazi salute in an execution room at the camp just a month earlier.

The engaged couple have gone on trial accused of being members of the banned far-right organisation, which was proscribed in December 2016.

They deny the charges alongside co-defendants Garry Jack, 23, and Connor Scothern, 18.

It is alleged she entered competition in a bid to recruit more members to the extremist group National Action and ‘raise the profile’ it, jurors at Birmingham Crown Court were told. Cutter and her fiancé Mark Jones have gone on trial accused of being members of the banned far-right organisation, which was proscribed in December 2016

The couple deny the charges alongside co-defendants Garry Jack, 23, and Connor Scothern (pictured left outside the court)

Prosecutor Barnaby Jameson QC said: ‘Terror comes in many different forms.

‘None, perhaps, more chilling than the particular brand of terror the four accused were seeking to spread.

‘The terror of the gun, the terror of the knife, the terror of the noose, the terror of the explosive, the terror of the gas chamber.

‘The terror of an ideology so warped, so extreme and so twisted, its continued existence will be shocking to many of you, if not all.

‘It is the terror of pathological racial prejudice. It is the terror of society lacerated by division. It is the terror of ethnic cleaning.

‘It is the terror of life without mercy. It is the terror of violent dictatorship. It is the terror neo-Nazi white supremacy.

‘It is, above all, the terror of hate.

‘This case is about a fellowship of hate. A hate so fanatical and a fellowship so defiant that the accused would sooner break the law than break their bonds of hate.

‘This case is about a tiny, self-selecting group of young people in this country, for whom Hitler’s work will always be unfinished.

‘A group for whom the Final Solution to the Jewish question, to use Hitler’s words, remains to be answered by complete eradication.

‘We are talking about a group seeking to mimic Hitler’s ‘Sturmabteilung’ or storm detachment – the original paramilitary wing of the Nazi party.

‘The Crown should make it clear at this early stage that this case, involving as it does Nazi fanatics, will by its nature lead you, the jury, into a world as dark as a black sun.

‘The words ‘black sun’ are chosen for a reason. Why will become clear in due course.

‘It is a world that will transport the court back to the horrors of Nazi Germany: the concentration camps, the gas chambers, the mass executions, the crematoria and the Satanic chimneys.’

The court heard how Jones had travelled with a fellow member of the group to the Buchenwald concentration camp where he posed for a photo doing a Nazi salute.

The image later appeared on the National Action website with the caption ‘Oy vey. Such horrors. Dem bois were recently on tour in Germania’.

Mr Jameson added: ‘It shows the faces, deliberately blurred, of two men in an empty room giving the Nazi salute.

‘The men were in the execution room of Buchenwald, a Nazi concentration camp that stood out, even by the standards of Nazi concentration camps, for its depravity.

‘Like Auschwitz, Buchenwald is a permanent museum to honour the victims and remind the world of the horrors perpetrated in the name of Nazism.

‘There expression ‘Oy vey’ was deliberate. It is Yiddish indicating dismay or grief.’

Mr Jameson told the court how Jones and Cutter were to later become an item after she appeared in Miss Hitler 2016.

Cutter put herself forward for the competition via the VK online network the week after Jo Cox MP was murdered by a far right extremist.

The contest was organised by the far right organisation National Action, which was banned the same year after members celebrated the killing of Ms Cox.

She wore a National Action face-mask in her profile photo and called for women to ‘step up and be lionesses’ and ‘rip apart the hyenas laughing at us’.

Mr Jameson added: ‘On 24th June 2016 National Action staged, if you can believe this, a beauty contest titled Miss Hitler 2016.

‘This was, no doubt a publicity stunt to raise the group’s profile and attract more members.

‘Amusing to a teenage schoolboy, perhaps, until you look at the detail.

‘Alice Cutter entered and I think won the competition as ‘Buchenwald Princess’ and set out her mission statement in a detailed interview.

‘It is anything but funny.

‘The name ‘Buchenwald Princess’ was perhaps no co-incidence given that Jones had visited the execution room at Buchenwald the previous month and Jones and Cutter became an item.’

Mr Jameson read out an excerpt of the answers she gave in an interview for the contest, in which she said: ‘It’s so important to me that there’s a balance of feminine to masculine in the movement.

‘Without feminine involvement, what would a movement be?

‘A sad sausage fest with no appeal?

‘Women are the most important figures when it comes to teaching and raising the next generation to be strong and proud.

‘Nurturing is not a weak role, it is essential.

‘I don’t want this horrendous cycle of sanctioning the demise of our own race for the benefit of others to continue due to women falling victim to cultural Marxist propaganda.

‘We need to step up, be the lionesses we ought to be and rip apart the hyenas laughing at us as we get raped, beaten, brainwashed and de-feminised en masse.

‘Hyenas have no place in our pride and they never will.’

The court heard Jones and Cutter become an item after she appeared in Miss Hitler 2016

The court also heard Jones was arrested at a white supremacist event in Swansea in March, 2016, and fined for throwing a flare in the street

The four defendants are charged with membership of the group between December 17, 2016 and September 5, 2017 after it was banned by then-Home Secretary Amber Rudd.

Cutter, of Halifax, West Yorks. and Scothern, of Nottingham, remain on bail, while Jones, of Halifax, and Jack, of Birmingham, West Midlands are in custody.

The court also heard, National Action members superimposed their faces onto characters from Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs’ film in a meme shared between the group, the court heard.

The jury were told Jones was featured in the image as ‘Mr Angry’ due to his ‘intense interest in guns and knives’.

Mr Jameson added: ‘On November 4, 2016, an image finds its way onto Scothern’s mobile of six National Action men dressed from Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs.

‘To ‘Mr Pyro’s’ right is the first defendant, Jones, under the name ‘Mr Angry.’

‘This is the same Jones who gave the Nazi salute in the execution room in Buchenwald and who had an intense interest in guns and knives.

‘You will have to decide whether the epithet ‘Mr Angry’ was apt.

‘Jones is a National Action die-hard. He was a far right activist since his late teens, being part of the youth wing of the British National Party.

‘He formed a relationship with Alice Cutter in 2016 and the couple moved in together in West Yorkshire in 2017.

‘During the banned phase you will hear that Jones was a member of the inner chat group strictly reserved for National Action leadership under the name ‘Granddaddy Terror’.’

Birmingham Crown Court was also told how Cutter complained of anxiety and chest pains when National Action was banned.

Mr Jameson said: ‘On December 12, 2016, Jones alerts Cutter to the possibility of terrorism raids

‘The panic was well-founded and began to spread.

‘On December 12, 2016, Parliament gave a public indication that National Action would be banned by the end of that week.

‘At 11.58am, Cutter messaged Jones as follows: ‘I suggest you get your arse home asap and make sure everything is wiped’.

‘At 1.13pm Cutter messaged again: ‘No way to truly clean up my iPad. Or phone even.

‘At 1.14pm Cutter messaged ‘I wish I could call I’m really sick today cause of it to the point where I’ve got such bad anxiety I’m dry heaving and having stabbing pains in my chest’.

‘Given that Cutter denies ever having been a member of National Action, you may wonder what was so worried about wiping her iPad and mobile?’

The court also heard Scothern had a vile meme on his phone showing piles of ash with the words ‘dead jew child’.

The antisemitic image appeared on his mobile on December 9, 2016, just days before the extremist group he is accused of belonging to was banned.

All of the defendants deny the charges. Cutter and Scothern are pictured outside of Birmingham Crown Court

Mr Jameson said Scothern’s father thought he had been ‘groomed’ and ‘brainwashed’.

He added: ‘News of the imminent ban parked an explosive exchange of texts between Scothern and his father.

‘The latter warned his son he risked being stabbed or sent to prison.

‘Scothern replied ‘I’d rather [be] stabbed than submit to my enemies and allow my continent to be given to invaders where the f**k is your honour and pride’.

‘His father responded ‘you sound a bit brainwashed are you being groomed’.’

Mr Jameson said the final defendant Garry Jack was an ‘out and out fanatic’ who wanted to be part of the National Action ‘revolution.’

He told the jury: ‘Jack said he was willing to sacrifice time, relationships and friendships to become part of a revolution.

‘Within a fortnight of joining, Jack was chosen for the stickering attack on Aston University.

‘Jack was, we say, was connected to almost everyone in National Action including his co-Defendants, Cutter, Jones and Scothern.

‘In the post-proscription phase, Jack, or ‘Rump Steak’ continued as an active member of National Action.

‘His mindset remained overtly Nazi during the banned phase of National Action.’

All of the defendants deny the charges.

The trial continues.

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