#the lovable bastard <3

[just-miru]

bastardcore

#william afton #the lovable bastard <3 #bastardcore #blueycapsules william

[irummna]

happy spawnday to my lovable bastard!!! <333

love this silly man so much u sillies have no idea-

[silly close-ups under cut]

hngngnhng he's very special to me

#kissie him kissies him kissie him ki #hngngnhng #irummna draws #fnaf #blueycapsules #william afton #the lovable bastard <3

[chaos-reigns-bitches]

Your F/O, hopefully:

#mine's #william afton #/ #springtrap #i want him to rail me #the lovable bastard <3 #i'm so sorry #:3 #oh the horror #him #my man behind the slaughter #Afton Blogging #f/o tag #f/o post #f/o gush

[prismaticpichu]

To complete the firsts for character bingo: Genesis

Heck yeah!!!! Let’s finish them off! ❤️ 🍎

Final Sentence: In the beginning ShinRa created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of ShinRa moved upon the face of the waters.

#ffvii #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 #character bingo #asks #ty!! #crisis core #yeahhhh not really my guy I’m sorry xD #but again that’s in canonical terms #I LOVE fandom Genesis he’s such a lovable bastard #<3

[bilbo-babe]

#Thx for giving us Joseph Mawle as Adar #Adar #Masterclass in body movement #rough feral villian #lovable bastard <3 #Shadow bastard #master & servant

[technicalgator]

YOUR SILLY NEEDS TO BE KISSED

He will allow ONE (1) kiss, as a treat <3

#HEHEH TY FOR THE ASK! #he wont admit it but he appreciates the love #stubborn lovable bastard <3 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #technicalgator art #mwah #tf2 oc #tf2 ocs #tf2 oc art #tf2 tenth class #technicalgator ocs #technicalgator asks #the prospector #the prospector tf2

[tristala]

#Guardians of the Galaxy #Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 #GoG #GoG Vol 3 #Rocket #Rocket Racoon #Lylla #Floor #Teefs #Video #BRUH #What the HELL GUARDIANS OF THE FUCKING GALAXY is gonna make me CRY AGAIN #ROCKET YOU BETTER NOT DIE YOU LOVABLE RACOON BASTARD #SOBBING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR #THIS IS SO SAD AND WHOLESOME YOU GUYS #OUGHAHGH #I’m crying???

[meowdarame]

i had a bit of an off day today so slide into my askbox and tell me why your fav makes you happy :,)

#🎲.plays #only if you want to tho!!! #no pressure at all heh #here are my answers -> #satori’s smile is just so bright and hes so cute and it makes me so happy #shion is just so silly but he’s also so self assured and confident and it makes me happy too heh #and atsumu’s just a lovable bastard so he makes me happy <3

[costelloschoice]

General Mizu headcanons -Mizu x fem!reader -sfw and nsfw headcanons + my thoughts :], kinda long? but aye, more content -pls, reminder these are my takes, and I would love to hear your in the comments <3

-comments and reblogs are appreciated <3

Sfw:

took her awhile to open up fully to you. Like about everything- probably hide her fav food from you too

speaking of food, she probably is a terrible cook and would love if you can cook for her

I can imagine Mizu burning a pot of water

I tried to do my research and look into this, but I think Mizu is about 5'4

if you're shorter than her, she'll definitely have a confidence boost and feel she has to protect you always- she already does but...you're short and tiny...so she must

If you're taller, she's putty in your hands when you two are alone but she will still kick someone's ass for you

If you're not trained in the martial arts or any good with swords, she'll teach you

If Mizu is teaching you before you two are official, she'll be rougher and stricter with her teaching. She wants you to be the best and have a good chance to learn to protect yourself

Now if she is teaching you after you two are dating, she'll still be strict but definitely a bit more gentle

"Do it again...You almost had it, try again I know you can do this"

Nicknames for you? I feel she would mostly call you by your name, but she would also call you "my pearl" or "my dove"

Pls play with her hair plsplsplsplsplsplspls

She's a sucker for a massage due to her battles and training but only from you

but!!!!!

The first time you saw her without her male persona/ identity sent her in panic mode. You knew her as this strong, tough masculine man...but here you are, happening to stumble upon her wearing nothing and seeing her...lady parts

She already started to develop feelings for you by that time and so have you, but at the knowledge you think she's a boy. Gay stuff is already a 'no-no' to a lot of people, so would it be a 'no-no" for you??

of course not- doesn't matter if they're male or female, it's still Mizu at the end of the day

once you accept her, she truly feels seen for once

This woman will and always lay down her life for you.

She'd probably die then come back to life for you cause she loves you that much

I do feel she would be distant in the beginning. We all know how her last marriage went...She doesn't want to be hurt again

Once you show her you're in for the long run, she'll become lovable and clingy

LET HER BE FEMININE PLS PLS

She barely got to explore her feminine side with Mikio (rat bastard) cause of what happened

Dress her up and make her feel pretty <3

I have a feelign she can be really childish when comfortable with you- play wrestle with her to burn off some energy

She will want to duel with you, but never lets it go too far

If she ever pulls that same shit she did with Mikio, and she has the sword to your throat...I feel she will get flashbacks and get nervous how you'll react

but is soon pulled out of those memories when you laugh and say she wins and you kiss her <3

Nsfw

now the yummy part lol

IDC SHE'S A SWITCH

no one will change my mind, no one could ever think of changing my mind

In the Edo period of Japan, sex toys were there to use and have fun. Now, I actually looked it up and ruined my web history for this because of the shunga I saw

STRAP ON- either Mizu using it on you or you using it on her, either way it's a good time

She definitely can and will be rough and dominate. She's used to be taking control to getting what she wants

Doesn't mean she can't be soft and sensual, you are her love after all, and sex is something for both to enjoy. She would love to just be soft with you

She will spank that ass, idc

Now, like I said, I actually looked a lot of this stuff up...

Double sided dildo for the both of you to use. For her, it's almost embarrassing cause you are seeing her reactions but she also LOVES this since it's so intimate to her, so hold her hand while you two do it

Going off the last one, I feel she would be trying to cover her face or her mouth sometimes...don't let her

With that one episode, we know she's loud and her eyes roll back...it's canon...so hit her with that dumb dick and make her roll her eyes back

Tie her up...that's all

Her fingers are long and slender, good for fingering your cunt and rubbing your clit

Loves having you in her lap and fingering you late at night, especially if there are other people around. Gives her the chance to cover your mouth and whisper in your ear to tease you

"You like that?...You like the fact anyone could catch us right now, and they'd see my fingers fucking this pussy..?”

Dw you'll give her the same treatment

When you finger her, she's whiny, holding onto your other hand tightly

Praise her breast- whether you have bigger breast or not, still show love to her peaches

Kiss them, suck on them, whatever..love on them

I don't think she would ever consider sharing you with another person like ever

I can imagine her talking a big game, but your first time? She’s a wreck, she wants everything to be perfect

Yeah technically she's not a virgin but she doesn't want to mess anything up with you

Favorite position? I think she likes taking you in missionary but likes to be bent over when she subbing

After you give her sum backshots, pls give her the softest aftercare

She will be clingy after, so let her cling to you like a koala

In the end, Mizu is the best girlfriend boyfriend ever <3

#mizu x reader #blue eye samurai x you #bes mizu #blue eye samurai x reader #mizu x you #mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #wlw #bes

[m-a-salter]

Why is Peter Capaldi so hot? Part Three.

[part 1] [part 2] [part 4]

In Part One and Part Two we considered (1) Mr. Capaldi's physical characteristics and (2-3) behaviors. In this part, we will consider his acting roles in relation to his hotness. This is essentially the sub-question, "Is Peter Capaldi hot, or am I just in love with several of his characters?" My contention is that, as long as your relationship with him remains parasocial, it is not an important distinction.

And for those of us who have not been brainwashed by moral purity cultures within fandom, this holds for (4) his good, appealing characters and (5) his potentially evil characters. They are hot in different ways, but all are hot.

4. Highly lovable characters

Call me old-fashioned, but nothing is hotter than goodness.

4.1 Danny Oldsen, Local Hero (1983): I am aware that some people don't think there is any relationship between a character being an adorable precious cinnamon roll and the actor playing the character being hot. Those people are entitled to their opinions.

4.2 Randall Brown, The Hour (2012): Principled, highly competent, dapper, and with a tragic backstory, in my mind, the hotness of Randall Brown infuses everything Peter Capaldi does.

4.3 The Doctor, Doctor Who (2014-17): Has anyone read this far who doesn't think the twelfth Doctor is hot? I personally have a particular soft spot for the soft smile.

5. Slightly or majorly evil characters, but in a sexy way

5.1 Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It (2005-2012) and In the Loop (2009).

5.2 Cardinal Richelieu, The Musketeers (2014): He didn't get to have as much sex as the other characters in this show, but he still wore a lot of leather.

5.3 Daniel Hegarty, Criminal Record (2024): All cops are bastards, some are sexy bastards in well-tailored suits.

[part 1] [part 2] [part 4]

#peter capaldi #local hero #danny oldsen #the hour #randall brown #doctor who #twelfth doctor #the thick of it #malcolm tucker #the musketeers #cardinal richelieu #criminal record #daniel hegarty #my edit

[just-miru]

he's not just a mediocre white guy he's MY mediocre white guy

#his name is any white guy in 1985- #thinking of William (as usual) while listening to the silly song again after a while #william afton #blorbo tag #the lovable bastard <3

[irummna]

i just like how the silly hand came out

#pls ignore whatever is going on with his hair asdfgsasasfg- #irummna draws #blueycapsules #william afton #the lovable bastard <3

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

When you bite their cheek Ft. BSD

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Suggestive

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Very suggestive content on Atsushis part but not actual smut :)

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Who else loves biting? hehe~

↬Dazai

Would be the most satisfying to bite out of them since hes a huge tease, using every opportunity to get you flustered. He seriously deserves a lesson.

And beside all of that, be honest with me, who wouldn't wanna bite this handsome jerk? T^T

So oneday, hes sitting on the couch, carefully reading his suicide book as he whispers his suicide song; when you come to him, casually getting on his lap and look at him like a tiger whos watching his prey before starting a feast Lmao.

He notices this and wonders what's on your mind "Hey Bella! What's u-"

And that's when he feels your teeth on his cheek, biting him out of the blue, and definitely not in a gentle way.

Yep you deserve it Dazai! And you have no right to be this tasty you bastard! -_-

Anyway, hes super duper shocked and confused; like, what the hell? This has literally never happened to him! How should he even react!?

When you finally let go of his cheek, he looks at you with his eyes widened and places his hand on the spot you've bitten.

"…What was that for?"

"Just wanted to have a taste…hehe"

Dazai: 0-0

Y/n: :D

Still oblivious but says "Ok…"

That's literally the first time that he looks this innocent to you.

↬Chuuya

He looks so tasty I swear to god.

I'm really curious about his reaction when he finds out that so many people want to lick and bite all over him.

Yup, not just his cheek but lets start with that :)

Anyway…

This guy is the most adorable when he blushes, so you just cant help but want to have a bite.

You haven't seen him all day, so when you see him walking and chatting with Kouyou, you ran toward him.

He notices you but before he can say anything, you suddenly cup his cheek and bite him off.

Poor guy lol

Chuuya. exe has stopped working.

Literally freezes, and not just because of how unexpected your action was; but because C'mon! You did it in front of Kouyou!

When you slowly break contact to look at your masterpiece, and see his surprised reaction, you just cant help but to smile evilly.

"Delicious, hehe"

The guy turns into a tomato as he watches you running away while winking at him; and that's when he hears Kouyou giggling.

"Your girlfriend is a rather naughty one, I see"

Tries to cover up his blush as he thinks about how youre going to be the death of him <3

↬Atsushi

Do I even need to give a reason?

This guy is gold! Hes kind, lovable, respectful, loyal,…

Its really natural want to have a taste of his pretty squishy cheeks <:

But don't you dare leave a mark :') I can never do that to this innocent boy.

Youre both sitting next to each other, scrolling through your phones as your head is on his shoulder; when you come across a tik tok video where boyfriend holds his girls face and bites his cheek and the girl screams and laughs.

Well, youre a grown person and have a lot of needs, so, like, why not? :(

"Um…babe?"

"Yes honey?"

you give him the puppy eyes while slowly getting a hold of his hand, gently rubbing your thumb on his skin.

"Can you… let me… um… like… bite you?"

Ok. He was not ready for that.

You know there are a couple of things you shouldn't say to guys when you don't actually mean it, and "I wanna bite you" is definitely one of them.

Now Atsushi is pure, but when you told him that, he cannot help but to think that you wanna give him a blowjob 🚶🏻‍♀️

Lmao I'm sorry kids but hes a grown man too and he can have dirty thoughts.

So you become very happy when you see his face heat up as he smiles at you "O-oh! Really? O-ok! I mean! If you- Um- Want to!"

He closes his eyes, ready to feel your mouth on his junk, but instead, hes met with your brutal teeth on his cheek.

Lmao why god why.

When he looks at you with pure confusion and a big question mark above his head, you look back at him in the exact same way.

"What? Did it hurt too much?"

And that's when he realizes what going on. "Oooooooooh! you meant real biting…"

And that's when you realize what he was thinking about and your face heats up too.

Yup. He shouldn't have said that out loud.

Both of you are sitting in an awkward silence when you mumble something quietly.

"…What?"

"I said… I can do that too… if… you want me too…"

The rest is not suitable for children so I'm gonna stop right here :D

Reblogs and comments are wildly appreciated! :>

#Chuuya x reader #Dazai x reader #Atsushi x reader #bsd x reader #bsd imagines #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bungou stray dogs #bsd headcanons #nakajima atsushi #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #dazai imagines #dazai fluff #dazai headcanons #atsushi imagines #atsushi fluff #atsushi headcanons #chuuya imagines #chuuya fluff #chuuya headcanons #dazai osamu x reader #nakajima atsushi x reader #nakahara chuuya x reader #osamu dazai x reader #atsushi nakajima x reader #chuuya nakahara x reader #AshTheMadWriter

[hoofpeet]

Important question: how do Sugar and Spice interact with the joltiks. I could see Sugar just. Having joltik in every pocket because Small Friends! And everyone who doesn't know she isn't Ingo just assumes Emmet finally won Ingo over on the "Joltik are so cute and lovable we should carry them around all the time" debate

Sugar really likes the joltiks and desperately wants to carry them around in her coat everywhere; unfortunately is very susceptible to bug type attacks and has to be careful with them lest she get a critical hit </3

Meanwhile Spice appears just Emmet-like enough that the joltiks like to latch onto him despite his best efforts to wave them away. Eventually when he has 15 baby joltiks in his fur it's like (sigh) goddamnit I have to take care of all these little bastards now

#mailbox #spice has f sure jumped directly onto the tracks b4 to retrieve a fallen joltik #[he can phase thru things at will dw]

[anulithots]

What Kind of Fictional Character Are You?

thank you @digital-chance for the tag! this was... interesting to say the least.

RULES: 1. Do this uquiz. 2. Do this picrew. 3. Tag people.

Erhhmm... Anuli would agree with this result.

(Apparently Anuli was more of a self-insert than I thought)

I think this is as close to Anuli as I could get

Fae would agree with the result.

Me? I was surprised tbh.

We're both villainous I guess.

Bastard(Bad)

You're that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You're a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You're not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.

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Gently Tagging - @mylee-sketches @batzyx @the-stray-storyteller @the-chaotic-writer @awleeofficial @briarborealisocs @poetsandstuff @gummybugg

#writeblr #the land of the fallen fairies #anuli the dryad #tag game

[cybersoldier82]

Im sad so have some transvoremers pred headcanons of how Nautica, Megatron, Knockout and Flamewar cheering up their prey.(bare in mind im still new to transformers so if these are inaccurate im very sorry you can speak to my agent about financial compensation/j)

Nautica: She has cheering her prey up down to a science, she knows exactly what is needed and just how to get your spirits up before and after noms. She’ll make sure youre ok with physical touch at the moment and hug you for as long as you need, rubbing your back all the while telling you exactly what you need to hear, until she finally, and carefully, places you in her maw, letting you go down at your own pace. Once youre in her stomach shes gonna caress, knead and rub at you as long as needed, even letting you sleep in there if that’ll help, all in all when youre sad yourw her main priority until youre not anymore.

Megatron: He’s a tad bit more to thr point about it, but not in a rude way. Taking it rather seriously, the person he cares about is upset and he makes it his job to get to the root of the problem, regardless of what the problem is. Hes not used to being this soft but he still tries to comfort yah in his own way, he cares deep down yah know(dont tell starscream)? He also gently places you in his mouth and sends you down at your own pace, but once you are down he doesn’t have much time to comfort you while youre in there, hes a busy guy lol, so he lets you chill out in there while he goes off to tend to whatever needs tending to, once he finds time though he makes it all for you so dont worry too much.

Knockout: knockout is a different case to be frank with you, he still understands that this is a serious situation but come on, its knockout, hes gonna be a teasing bastard about it in some way or another. I feel like him having a more care free attitude might actually be helpful here, he still recognizes that youre upset but that doesnt mean hes not gonna fluster you into feeling better. Oh and once he gets to tucking you away its over for you, youre gonna be redder then the surface of mars when he’s through with you. Hes gonna knead and and rub and caress the hell out of you, to the point that you’ll be so caught up in being flustered that you’ve forgotten what you were sad about, all according to hus plan of course ;3.

Flamewar: Flamewar is in a similar boat to Knockout in being a very different animal about comfort, unlike him however she doesn’t really know what she’s doing, shes used to dicking with people and being the lovable dink she is. That’s not to say she wont try though, she’s determined to try literally anything to get you feeling better, even if she accidentally makes it worse here and there. She’s probably stressed out thinking that what she’s doing isn’t helping even though it probably is, once she does start to notice a change she moves to what she knows works; eating you, this is also the part where she can have some fun. Like Knockout she’s gonna tease and fluster the hell out of yah on the way in, on the way down, and for the whole time youre in there, once you’re finally better she lets out a huge sigh of relief, her winging it worked, thank primus, now she can enjoy her favorite person in her belly knowing she helped yah feel better, everyone wins.

#soft vore #safe vore #vore talk #v.ore #extreme cuddling #v0re #g/t vore #size difference vore #v/ore #transvoremers #fandom vore #pred!megatron #pred!nautica #pred!knockout #pred!flamewar