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eepy-bells · 6 months
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uebermacht · 10 months
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And here it is, the... thing that came from the poll: The tumblr Burger, or Burglr if you will
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While it looks comparatively normal, a few notes:
I based it on the relative weights of the ingredients, normalized to the weight of the bun (yes, I am a scientist of sorts).
The patty is almost non-existent. It's less than 25% of what a normal patty would be.
The burger was slightly too wet because of all the sauces
There's just waaaay too much onions, like seriously (see picture below). The entire thing gained a rather unpleasant spiciness because of that.
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In summary: perfectly edible, but not that great; still better than I expected.
If anyone wants to cook along (though I don't see why), here's the "recipe" I used:
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allo-frouto · 6 months
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I would like to lick your pussy for 1 hour.Do you get very wet?
1 hour? I am sure you can do better than that.
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rustinged · 1 year
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dykes on a trip! drawn w the lovely germ @snailmortician ~
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adrianasunderworld · 1 year
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@marrondrawsalot @writing-heiress @mangacupcake
This is what Epel sounds like when he's trying to pick someone up
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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saracastically · 7 months
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now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺
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bamsara · 4 months
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
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mi-spark · 2 months
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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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cottonspotten · 6 months
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*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
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allo-frouto · 11 months
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I need to make you cry for air while i hold your head wtih both hands and push 10 inchs in your troath and smile to your tears.
Something happened to your keyboard. Or your fingers.
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philsmeatylegss · 25 days
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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callisteios · 8 months
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
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videogamepolls · 1 month
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This Wikipedia article has a more comprehensive list
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miutonium · 7 months
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I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get
[EDITED: The link is dead but I'm happy to see everyone's result and reaction to this 💗]
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