And here it is, the... thing that came from the poll: The tumblr Burger, or Burglr if you will
While it looks comparatively normal, a few notes:
I based it on the relative weights of the ingredients, normalized to the weight of the bun (yes, I am a scientist of sorts).
The patty is almost non-existent. It's less than 25% of what a normal patty would be.
The burger was slightly too wet because of all the sauces
There's just waaaay too much onions, like seriously (see picture below). The entire thing gained a rather unpleasant spiciness because of that.
In summary: perfectly edible, but not that great; still better than I expected.
If anyone wants to cook along (though I don't see why), here's the "recipe" I used:
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I would like to lick your pussy for 1 hour.Do you get very wet?
1 hour? I am sure you can do better than that.
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@marrondrawsalot @writing-heiress @mangacupcake
This is what Epel sounds like when he's trying to pick someone up
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
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*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
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I need to make you cry for air while i hold your head wtih both hands and push 10 inchs in your troath and smile to your tears.
Something happened to your keyboard. Or your fingers.
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get
[EDITED: The link is dead but I'm happy to see everyone's result and reaction to this 💗]
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