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[dayque]

Lightwood-Bane Family Headcanons

• Rafael uses Duolingo to reinforce his Spanish and has a streak of more than 500 days, every morning he sits at the kitchen table to review his notes and argues with his cell phone in Spanish, leaving Alec always confused.

• Max is a fan of everything that ir related to the water because when he was little he was convinced of being a water fairy, initially because of the faeries and later because he fell deeply in love with Silvernist (a character from the fairy world of Tinkerbell). In his adolescence he discovered Percy Jackson and the Olympians, so now he is a voracious reader of youth and fantasy literature.

• Alec isn't very good at showing physical affection or with his words, but that has never stopped him from making his family feel loved. Since they adopted Rafael he has studied Spanish disciplinedly and learned to cook Latin American and Indonesian food for Magnus and Rafe. In the evenings he spends time studying with Max his spells and listening to him talk about his special interests (now both of them are experts on whales).

• Magnus was terrified at the idea of being a father, specially a bad one, and he's still not sure if he's doing it right most of the time, so he signed up for mundane parenting courses that Catarina recommended to him and read dozens of books on child and adolescent development, parenting and healing your inner child in sicret, so as not to transmit his traumas to children.

• Chairman Meow now has a little brother named Mandarina, at the children's request, an orange cat who has come to test his patience. Even with that he wouldn't change his family.

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[culiehua]

Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child

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[lesbocrocker]

Christopher: Why are people arguing about tops and bottoms? I would be so happy just to have a bunk bed.

Cordelia:

James:

Anna:

Ari:

Jesse:

Lucie:

Grace:

Thomas:

Matthew: I’m going to tell him.

Alastair: Don’t. You. Dare.

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[lizarddealer]

Matthew: *standing on top of a giant, steep pile of snow and ice with a sled*

Matthew: “I’m about to make a choice I’m probably gonna regret”

Christopher: “wait!!”

Christopher: “let me take a video”

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[allthestories]

Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

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[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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[unicornswithbowties]

tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

will: [looks at jem]

jem: [shakes his head]

will: no, i would not

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus: Trust me, I know what I’m doing. Ragnor: I promise you, not even God knows what you’re doing.

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[sky-neverending]

Magnus: “Babe. Babe. Babe!”

Alec: “Huh?”

Magnus: “Were you listening to what I said?”

Alec: “Uh…. Yeah. Go with the blue one.”

Magnus: “I know you weren’t listening. Because there isn’t a blue one!”

Alec:

Alec: “Choose the blue one anyway.”

Magnus: “I’m not choosing the blue one- hey wait.”

Alec: “Waiting.”

Magnus: “The blue one would bring out my legs best, don’t you think?”

Alec: “I thought you said there wasn’t a blue one.”

Magnus: “There is now, darling. Keep up.”

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[dayque]

Rafe: Dad, why I can not date her!? I am in love, she is good, take care of me and never EVER do something that make me feel inconfortable. NEVER.

Alec: Rafael, she is 8 years older, you are 16. Is a big no, end of the conversación.

Rafael: You married a sugar 600 years older than you, that is no fair!

*slam the door*

Alec: You will not say something to him!?

Magnus: I mean, he is right... What should I say? It's time to apply. humanity's oldest strategy.

Alec: Which one?

Magnus: Pray.

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[culiehua]

kit: when i was a young boy

kit: my father

kit: was a young boy

jem: is this another one of your teen dad jokes

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[lesbocrocker]

Will: I like girls, so I must be straight. But I also like boys, so I must be gay.

Magnus, a bisexual: What I’m about to say will blow your mind.

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[allthestories]

Okay but like Tom and Kit seeing the awkwardness after James and Math came back from Paris and just being like 

*sigh* okay I’ll take one you take the other 

will never not be hilarious to me 

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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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