#the ​mortal instruments incorrect quotes

[culiehua]

Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child

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[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[totally-correct-star-wars]

Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan. Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed? Barbarian: It's my job. Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.

#honestly cant tell if this is from the books #too accurate #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #clary fairchild #alec lightwood #jace herondale #the mortal instruments

[dayque]

Alec: Jace, you can't told my children that the solution for their problems is to cry dramatically in the shower or in the rain and then go out to kill something.

Jace: why not?

Magnus: *to himself* Oh, Herondales...

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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[mangoob]

It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together

Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild

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[unicornswithbowties]

tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

will: [looks at jem]

jem: [shakes his head]

will: no, i would not

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[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[culiehua]

kit: when i was a young boy

kit: my father

kit: was a young boy

jem: is this another one of your teen dad jokes

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[kaitcreates]

Maia: I love stories where the plot is just ‘fuck this one guy in particular.’ Simon: I think that’s called a protagonist. Jace: I think that’s called life.

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[sky-neverending]

Magnus: “Babe. Babe. Babe!”

Alec: “Huh?”

Magnus: “Were you listening to what I said?”

Alec: “Uh…. Yeah. Go with the blue one.”

Magnus: “I know you weren’t listening. Because there isn’t a blue one!”

Alec:

Alec: “Choose the blue one anyway.”

Magnus: “I’m not choosing the blue one- hey wait.”

Alec: “Waiting.”

Magnus: “The blue one would bring out my legs best, don’t you think?”

Alec: “I thought you said there wasn’t a blue one.”

Magnus: “There is now, darling. Keep up.”

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.” Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus, dramatically flopping onto Alec’s lap: Baby, tell me I’m pretty. Alec, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

#incorrect shadowhunters quotes #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #the mortal instruments