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#their friendship in a nutshell
king-bee-sting · 1 year
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Nemona: So that's my plan.
Arven: Do you take constructive criticism? I don't wanna sound mean.
Nemona: No, go ahead, I wanna hear it!
Arven: It fucking sucks.
Nemona: That's not constructive criticism.
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Conor:Bro,I had a dream we fucked.
Bojan:Bro,relax it was just a dream.
Conor:Huh,gay,I wouldn’t fuck you.
Bojan:You wouldn’t?
Conor:I mean,unless you want to-
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maxbegone · 2 years
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hen: this is kind of crazy but i think this insane thing is happening and i feel compelled to look into it. it’s dangerous.
chim: say nothing more, i’m getting in.
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platoniqs · 2 years
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glaciescustodia · 2 years
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Sylph: *exist*
Albedo: i will now proceed to bother you whenever possible
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suckmyarschkarte · 23 days
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"not a clue what you just said, but i love it!!!"
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ghoulboysoath · 1 month
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Why are you so afraid?
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ltlthetrifecta · 1 year
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luxthestrange · 9 months
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Beastars Incorrect Quotes#8 Friendship goals
Haru: What would you do if I got kidnapped?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they'll bring you back once they've had enough
Haru: That's it? You won't beat them up?
Y/n: Haven't they been punished enough?
Haru: What if they hurt me?
Y/n: Oh, in that case~, they won't live to see the next day
Haru: A little better, thanks
Juno: You two have a weird relationship...
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Haru dont jinx it-
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Odysseus: "Oh no.. there's only one piece left"
Diomedes: "what?"
Odysseus: *points at slice of pizza* "there's only one piece left"
Diomedes: "What do we do?"
Odysseus: "...."
Diomedes: "Odysseus!?"
Odysseus: "I don't know, Diomedes! I don't know! Can I think for a second?"
Diomedes: "Alright this- this is- this not a big deal- we can.. we can uh- w-we can just take little pizza bites. You take a bite, I take a bite, you take a bite, I take a bite"
Odysseus: "No!"
Diomedes: "Why not?"
Odysseus: "Cause that's gross!"
Diomedes: "Why is that gross?"
Odysseus: "Your mouth is on the same thing my mouth is on. Let's just cut it in half."
Diomedes: "Sure, we can cut the pizza in half. Maybe next time you're hanging out with Agamemnon and I wanna do something with you I'll cut you in half."
Odysseus: "I don't even want the last slice."
Diomedes: "I know you want it, Odysseus!"
Odysseus: "I just said I don't!"
Diomedes: "YOUR MOUTH IS TELLING ME NO, YOUR EYES ARE TELLING ME YES!!"
Odysseus: "Quit treating me like a date and eat it!"
Diomedes: "Odysseus, what is this friendship based on? How can I trust you if I can't trust you!?" :[
Odysseus: "ARE YOU TAKING ESTROGEN!!?? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE PIZZA!!!"
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Durin : do I have a bestfriend?
Elrond : hell yeah...
Durin : do I love my bestfriend?
Elrond : hell yeeeaah....
Durin : BUT DO THEY NEVER ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE!
Elrond : FUCK YEAH....
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fantastic-nonsense · 2 years
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absolutely fascinated by how Once Upon a Time was incredibly 'girl power'-focused and surprisingly progressive in a number of different ways while simultaneously being like....one of the most sexist shows on ABC at the time. Duality of (wo)man.
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realitys-insanity · 1 year
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SHUT UP! you shut up.
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Interviewer: So are you two friends?
Peter: Yes!
Mike: No.
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bananasbyler · 2 years
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Steve has come from saying homophobic things about Will in s1 (then obviously getting beat up by Jonathan)
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Steve being extra careful not outing Robin and being supportive of her finding the right woman WHILE trying to make her feel comfortable
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reallytinylaura · 2 years
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Jo: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Greta: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.
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