#they are not beating the allegations

[buzzthetower]

‘This is not personal, but with regard to Maverick’

#and then it WAS personal #top gun 1986 #top gun #ice #iceman #my gifs #they are not beating the allegations #mav in the background most definitely not minding his business #tom kazansky

[vin-ventures]

#they are not beating the allegations #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #gojo satoru #sukugo

[calkale]

Not the first pride post i see on instagram being the navy lmao

#they are not beating the allegations

[fakeoldmanfucker]

Every day I find out more insane things about Dustin and Mark and their working/personal relationship and I get one step closer to losing my grasp on reality.

#they are Not beating the allegations #this is a joke but also #zuck posting #finn's flailings

[queer-ragnelle]

re: that post about yaoi + a girl that's what i mean about agravaine & fitzchivalry. like i cant say miss starling birdsong & queen guinevere were correct in their approach, but the points they made were....not not wrong.

#they are NOT beating the allegations #die at your crush's feet like a man...idiot #my post

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

#‘can i ever really absolve myself of my crimes? do i even want to? am i guilty everything—or of anything at all? #except for the crime of having an ass too fat i’m never beating those allegations’ #ryddles

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

#decided book!az has hints of elton john. its the old queen energy #book!crowley is nice looking average white man who learns how to wear a suit but half the reason he's interesting is bc he's trailing aroun #an old bookseller who looks maybe 30 years his senior and giving him babygirl eyes #its the stark contrast in the looks between the “bland” (cr) and “interesting” (az) that im going for with these guys #god im trying to make them not look like butch lesbians purely from an art skill pov but i cant beat the allegations #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale

[sweetmapple]

Act 1 Astarion

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #Love island i think? #he is not beating the allegations #also #rendering study believe it or not #I have never shaded anything better than Wyll's right knee

[boysaremytoys]

teaching him the consequences of his actions (kissing him for being so cute)

#still not beating the gentle domme allegations

[sabh0]

do you guys think he will ever realize

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #sab posting #bones didn't have to draw that 0.01 s frame of dazai blushing and giggling when chuuya was choking him #but they did anyway #and i saw it #he's not beating the allegations

[freshbeeth]

i mean for fuck’s sake

#i’m NEVER beating the marina allegations #no makeup just woke up BOOM marina #like GIRL ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE #yes i will be wearing this to stream springfest #i mean COME ON i HAVE to #splatoon #splatoon 3 #marina #off the hook #pearlina #splatfest #springfest #marina ida

[buzzthetower]

Fuck it AU where Mav and Ice get to be happy and married together in public

Both of them constantly try to introduce each other to people as ‘my husband’ people see Mav at formal events and two minutes into the conversation he casually asks if they’ve all met his husband and usually the last thing people expect is for him to whip an admiral out. 

Ice is much more subtle about it, he’ll just casually drop mid-conversation something about 'my husband' and no one really knows what to expect from him either, but it is also not Captain Pete Mitchell, because if you haven’t heard of him you at least have a friend of a friend who could tell you some batshit story about him.

Of course, all of the officers who have known them for longer are very aware they’re married and Maverick will still start the ‘my husband this’ and ‘my husband that’ as soon as he gets the chance. Everyone does their best not to roll their eyes.

Maverick enjoys getting to hang off of Ice's arm just a little bit too much because Ice secretly loves having Maverick hanging onto him for everyone to see and also because it's best not to try to cause a scene with him in public by trying to get him to stop.

Ice hates Maverick’s bike, thinks it's a deathtrap, and has to be baited onto it every time they go somewhere on it. 

When they first started dating, Maverick would pick him up on it and definitely not drive a little bit too fast just to see if he could get Ice to hold onto him tighter and, “really come on Ice, you’re telling me the top pilot of his class is afraid of going five over the speed limit?”

When they’re older, Maverick teaches at Top Gun and whenever he gets a particularly unruly batch of kids he starts casually threatening that they should really be on their toes because you never know when higher-ups and Admirals might be visiting, and to be specific do you really want to look like a shit head in front of the Commander of the US Pacific Fleet?

Some of them assume it's all talk until said Admiral is sitting quietly in the corner of the mess hall on a random Wednesday afternoon across from Maverick talking over lesson plans and suddenly class on Thursday morning is very well behaved. 

Because there's one thing worse than having Maverick ride your ass for doing something stupid, it's a disappointed look from Admiral Kazansky.

Maverick likes to stake out a corner of Ice’s office because “Ice, it's so much bigger than mine, what are you even going to do with all this space anyways?” and while it's not entirely conducive to Ice getting work done, he has found a significant decrease in the number of people that demand to have meetings with him when they find out Maverick is laid across the couch doing his own reports.

Maverick claims he’s more productive with Ice around, Ice thinks he's full of bullshit but he doesn’t want to jinx the fact Maverick is actually doing paperwork for once so he decides to put up with it.

Maverick is very much on a first-name basis with Ice’s secretary, she’ll sometimes call Maverick if she knows Ice has had meetings all day and hasn’t had time for lunch or anything like that. If Maverick is free he comes over with food for Ice and usually a candy bar for her that he tosses onto her desk with a wink before busting into Ice’s office. Ice thinks this should count as a conspiracy to commit treason against him, Maverick thinks he should stop skipping breakfast and lunch.

#icemav #let them be old and married and happy together goddamnit #happily married with kids (a dozen new ones for each top gun class that mav teaches) #iceman x maverick #they are not beating the allegations #top gun #top gun: 1986 #top gun: maverick #iceman #ice #mav #maverick #headcanons #izzy writes

[dogmotif]

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

#not beating the all horror fans are freaks allegations here sorry #will speaks

[rosesradio]

”i’m still unsure about blonde percy lol he looks like will solace” shut tf up. annabeth saying “not you, sunshine” altered my brain chemistry on a molecular level.

#percy’s beating the dumb blonde allegations it’ll be written into his arc i know this because I’m richard riordan #pjo #percy jackson #percabeth

[noah-price]

Sugar what?

SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF — S01E01 | S01E07

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim spoilers #ramona flowers #wallace wells #spto #*gif #scott never beating the dummy allegations #*spto

[dumbasssdoodles]

Twilight princess is cool._.

#twilight princess link you will always be famous #but you’ll never beat the furry allegations #the legend of zelda #twilight princess #tloz fanart #my art