WIP Wednesday
snippet today! :D
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“He certainly got you good.”
Essek shifts his angle as he runs a careful thumb over the ruddy-fresh bruise on Caleb’s neck. An idle idea: he could likely do one better. But regardless.
“Here I thought the rule was ‘not towards the face’.”
“Ja, well. That is what I get for standing next to Caduceus in the middle of their most super sneaky of epic battles ever.”
Essek clicks his tongue with a pursed croon and pointless concern.
Caleb’s chuckle tickles his fingertips.
“Eh, I’ll probably live.”
“Senseless collateral- those dowels are still a terrific hazard even if not deadly.”
“Would you rather we go share this feedback with Luc, or did you want to get back to what we were doing?”
“Patience, patience. ‘Gleich’, it was?”
“Sure.”
Ah, there’s Caleb’s full-bodied laugh; concentrate sunlight distilled through a loupe, it beams into Essek’s tinder-chill chest. Success.
“Then, Caleb Widogast.”
With a tip of his head, Essek catches, holds Caleb’s bright eyes.
“Allow me another option and some room for worry, hm?”
He has none of the latter- he is sure Caleb is presently aware, especially given that down-tilted stare of a smirk. Nevertheless, the play is fun.
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I know this has probably been posted a billion times by now but they're so precious 🥺
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.
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