#they’re both idiots your honor

[sprout-fics]

Dumbasses in love. Ghost tries to learn enough Scottish Gaelic to ask Soap out on a date, stumbles through the words, only to see Soap making a pinched, holding in laughter kind of expression. The man hasn’t had a Gaelic lesson since he was twelve. He thinks Ghost has asked him when his birthday is. Ghost is very confused as to why they’re going out on a date 4 and a half months from now

#soapghost #cod mw2 #ghostsoap #they’re both idiots your honor

[sincerely-sofie]

What was it like the first time Twig or Ark referred to each other as Mother/Dad when talking to Opal? Was it awkward or were they comfortable enough that it was natural?

It was completely comfortable, at least at first, because they initially only referred to each other that way when they were alone with Opal and the other was away. They both had a small heart attack after Opal started talking and finally connected the dots as to who Mother and Dad were akin to how she realized Dusknoir was Grandpa.

Neither of them noticed that Opal had referred to them by a parental term because they were too panicked by Opal blabbing their secret in front of their crush.

#an additional factor that contributed to the ease with which they refer to the other as Opal’s parent #is that Twig sees Opal as preferring Ark and viewing her as some weird lady who happens to live in the same house as her and her dad #while Ark sees Opal as preferring Twig and viewing him as some weird guy who happens to live in the same house as her and her mom #they’re both idiots your honor #shadow baby au #Ark/twig #travailshipping #pmd darkrai #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd #sofie answers asks #stuff by sofie #pmd comic #pmd au

[grandapplewit]

Am I really going to have to write the fake dating au where Mike (an idiot) realizes he’s in love with Will, but doesn’t think Will likes him back - so he asks Will to pretend to date him to piss off Hopper (who’s Will’s stepdad). Will (also an idiot) agrees, because he is Absolutely 100% Positive that Mike is Straight™️, and this is the closest he’ll ever get to dating him

#they’re both idiots your honor #post season 4 of course #also known as hoppers awful no good very bad month #because this is an April Fools Joke that they decided to keep up until someone called them on it #because #as I said before #theyre idiots #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byres

[never-a-clever-username]

Mckirk au after STID

Where Bones gets drunk and rants to Uhura about how he can’t keep watching Jim die because one day it’ll be permanent and it’ll break his heart and “how do I tell him I can’t keep this up I’m so worried about the danger!!!” Jim overhears this as he saw them across the bar and was moving over to come kiss his boyfriend. Devastated that Bones is gonna end it and thinking “everyone leaves of course he couldn’t handle it why would I expect him to deal with all of this mess” Jim takes a trip to recover away from everything and dead with his death and all the other bullshit with his health while everything is being rebuilt, writing McCoy a note that just says sorry to be burden. No one hears from him in months except Scotty whose pretty fucking pissed and refuses to tell Bones anything “cause you can fuck off you weak willed cunt”. Scotty is under the impression that Leonard broke it off because he didn’t want to be in danger anymore. Cue the rest of the crew wondering what the fuck happened and Bones running around like a lunatic trying to find his BF! Who just got massively injured!! Why is he not in the hospital where he can see him!!! Featuring Spock who had left to visit New Vulcan and came back to his BFF missing.

I like Leonard being a grumpy silver Fox who cares too much and is so upset but he wasn’t ever gonna leave him he just wants him to be safe! And Jim being an insecure mess who doesn’t want the ones he loves in danger or to be hurt and thinks it’s better to stay away.

#star trek #mckirk #they’re both idiots your honor #disgustingly codependent and it’s back to bite them #STID aftermath au #miscommunication at its finest

[horse-heaven]

idk who I should be shaking my head at: the six pound ball of fluff that insists on antagonizing an animal that’s twice her size that has knives on its feet, or the cat for allowing himself to be intimidated by a puff ball that’s half his size

#riley #bunny rambles #ignore me #tux #they’re both idiots your honor

[bitchapalooza]

England: Young man, where is your shirt!

Australia: Traded it for this kazoo :)

America: Hey guys, look at my cool new shirt!

#it has a graphic of SpongeBob if you even care 🙄 #they’re both dorky idiots and I love them your honor #hetalia #hetalia incorrect quotes #hws america #hws england #hws australia

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori: Dei?

Deidara: Yeah?

Sasori: I love you.

Deidara: I know. I love you too, hm.

Sasori: I was thinking; I’ve been so busy with my new puppet that I haven’t spent much time with you this week. What do you say tomorrow we have a Date Day?

Deidara: Really?!

Sasori: Mm. We could start off by going to get manicures and pedicures, have some lunch, maybe go shopping, see a movie, and finish off the night with a romantic dinner at that new restaurant, followed by a walk along the beach?

Deidara: *hugs Sasori* That sounds amazing, Danna! But you know, a walk isn’t the only way I want to finish the night ~

Sasori: Oh? *wraps arms around Deidara’s waist* My beauty wants more from me, eh? *slowly backs him into the wall and starts kissing down his neck* We don’t have to wait until tomorrow, though …

Sasori: Give me about ten minutes to prepare my bed for you, my luscious little flower. *kisses Deidara’s hand, then leaves*

Deidara:

Deidara, going to refrigerator: I really don’t see why you’d have to “prepare” your bed just to make hot fudge sundaes, but —

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #date day #they’re in love your honor although one or both of them may be idiots 🤷🏽‍♀️ #❤️💛

[phantomram-b00]

You think there was a point Crowley did at one point kissed Aziraphale’s cheek from excitement? Picture this: aziraphale surprised him with a concert tickets of his favorite band/singer (maybe Queen or David Bowie), he realize there’s two tickets, Aziraphale wanted to go with him to check it out. Also subtle trying to ask him out on a date but their communication is nonexistent . This shocks Crowley as he never expect that the same angel that refuses to get with the times outfit wise is willing to go with him to a concert? But he was happy, and wouldn’t want to go with anyone else but Aziraphale. But now it the concert, Aziraphale can admit, the crowd is a bit loud, Crowley expected this and was about to surprise him a Walkman that has the cassette full of classical music but the concert starting, and soon they started their performance, aziraphale looks at crowley with pure happiness as Crowley is smiling so big, never seen the demon smile this wide before so to see him just smile was perfect for him. And show that he was having a good time. And aziraphale had to be honest, he started to get why Crowley enjoy this band; still won’t give up on his classical taste and will die on this hill but he must admit that the wily snake have quite fine taste in music.

Then. Aziraphale secretly did a miracle, and oh what’s that? The band decided to play Crowley’s favorite song from them, Crowley squeal with joy and even started singing with them. Without zero care, and he love it every bit of it. Just as the band finish the song, Crowley in all his excitement and euphoria cheers along with the crowd and kisses Aziraphale on the cheek heating up all the angel’s senses as his blushes profusely. It felt the world spun for just that one moment. Even if it was just a peck; it made aziraphale have butterflies all over his stomach. His heart skipping many beats, oh his heart was telling him to turn around and kiss him, to hug him—

Crowley realize as he step away for a moment covering his mouth. His face was growing red than his own hair, aziraphale was just as surprised as him no doubt, this was brave, they’ve never done this before. Never toke this step. Aziraphale and him merely forgotten at that moment their own fears of being caught by their sides. Crowley felt his eye stinging with tears going to apologize but Aziraphale stopped him by holding his hand for the first time and kisses his cheek; he felt as cheesy as this might be felt he might discorporate on the spot, but instead he felt he wanted to do backflips, give aziraphale many kisses all over, or stop time to just hug each other. One thing about him, his imaginations is a powerful beast, but all he did in this moment besides his face now red as he smiles giddily. Looking Aziraphale’s blue-ish hazel eyes and his angelic smile was enough to make him enjoy ever bit of this. “That was fast even for you Angel” Crowley said as his senses are heated and his head was spinning, aziraphale chuckled, “we can go fast just a little my dear.”

Oh how they wish they can look at each other, forget about the world. But their attention got cut short when the singer announced they were going to perform another song, the promptly draw their attention back at the show but they still hold each other hands the entire concert. After that, they wouldn’t stop talking about it, and even started to go on many concert dates from classical to rock, just they made sure aziraphale at least got his Walkman with him just incase if the environment got too loud or is overestimating for him. But rest to sure, this spark a new interest and even start a new routine of holding hands and maybeeee kissing each other cheeks. But overall, Crowley can say, that this was his favorite concert with Aziraphale.

(This is loosely based off of no other than Stardew Valley Shane’s heart event. I can’t find the gif so here the video of it instead to get the gist for those haven’t played stardew valley)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #Aziracrow #they still get giddy and happy whenever they kiss each other’s cheek or hold hands #they’re both hopeless romantic #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #good omens fandom #headcanon #aziraphale is a classical man but I like to think he listen to classical version of most modern or most songs #i love this ship sm #if anything happens to them I will go feral #they’re not divorce your honor they’re going to make it #good omens season 2 #please I don’t want this to flop #ineffable idiots #everyday it's a getting closer #going faster than a rollercoaster #love like yours will surely come my way #good omens brainrot #hyperfixation #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #good omens aziracrow #crowley good omens #good omens crowley #good omens headcanons #anthony j crowley #stardew valley

[cryptidranger]

Made a Oath of Devotion Paladin to romance Gale

#they’re both stubborn idiots and in love your honor #bg3 #gale dekarios #bg3 paladin #bg3 oc #oc: viktor #gale x vik

[simpfornegan]

no thoughts, only jace bringing aemond flowers and aemond being like “???!”

#aemond seems like the kind of boyfriend who tries to one up you in everything #he’s just like: #well now i have to fly to dorne on dragon back & retrieve some stupidly rare flower to proclaim my undying love & unwavering alliance to u #jace is just as stubborn tho and secretly fiercely competitive and in turn starts doing the same #he brings his uncle flowers from regions they’ve only ever read about in the scriptures written by their ancestors #and in turn his uncle brings him flowers that aren’t easily obtained or can’t flourish in kingslanding #with a promise of retrieving more when those die #and they keep this up for 3 moon cycles #until it progresses into something entirely different #and then at some point they’re just both traveling far and wide to retrieve rare oddities for each other #they’re idiots in love your honor #those boys deserve to get flowers idc #jacemond #jaemond #aemond x jacaerys

[sincerely-sofie]

#not pictured: Darkrai having a meltdown of biblical proportions bc APPARENTLY *HE* WAS THE IDIOT ALL ALONG #They’re dummies your honor #they’re both oblivious but for opposite reasons #darkrai overanalyzes to the point of dismissing Twig’s unintended signals as her normal behaviors #while Twig’s got no thoughts up there. head empty. just rotating her friends around in a circle #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift au #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd #pmd sky #pmd explorers #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd darkrai #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd comic #darkrai #pokemon darkrai #pmd au

[gallawitchxx]

s7 canon divergence where mickey doesn’t go to prison & they’re still together.

picrew by @grumpymickmilk 🖤✨

#s7 summer boyfriends ☀️🖤 #i just think that they’d both have that s7 glow-up #mickey would get his chain back #ian’s still rocking the open button downs #they’re making it work — they were always so good together in the summer #but also #theyre idiots your honor #shameless #shameless fan art #shameless fanart #ian x mickey #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #picrew

[ayoooo3]

Baby, There Ain’t no Trail to Follow

By: MidnightRamblings & Resakaye

Chapter 3: The Ride

Summary:

Eddie settles for a second as the lodge comes into view, the last moment where it’s just them. Stepping back into Steve’s space he takes a moment to just look before pulling Steve into a hug, letting his mouth linger next to Steve's ear, their hats pressing against each other, tilting off kilter and creating a little space that is blocked from the whole world.

“Tomorrow night, Steve. Me and you and butterfly goo. It’s just the beginning.”

Continue reading

#fanfic #fandom #steddie #ao3 #stranger things #good uncle wayne #any excuse to make steve and eddie cowboys #Tommy hagan’s a dick #seriously why #eddie and steve #idiots in love #finally we get to the kissing #but not before they’re both dumb #Eddie the octopus #butterfly goo #it will make sense when you read #Eddie is fighting for his life #metaphorically #Steve finds it adorable #because they are in love your honor #then we smash them together

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

unhhhh but it’s sigma and nikolai

nikolai: “sigma, are you sad?”

signa: *in a state of distress* “i love myself but i don’t like the way i am.”

nikolai: “oh.”

#i quote shit i never credit properly #bsd sigma #nikolai bsd #unhhhh #bungo stray dogs manga #they’re both insane #theyre idiots your honor #don’t ask if you don’t wanna know nikolai #sigma is going thru it fr #gotta love them #bsd anime

[helpimstuckposting]

I love a good fwb steddie fic where one of them thinks they’re dating and one of them thinks it’s just casual but I could also get behind a fwb steddie fic where they both think it’s casual and there’s zero misunderstanding between them but then they realize it’s been like five years, they live together, they have a cat together, they kiss and go out together, and they both just look at each other like????? Wait are we dating???? When did we start dating????? And they’re idiots but they’re in love your honor

#I just think it would be funny #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steddie fic idea #helpimstuckrambling #there’s no hurt/comfort here #just idiots being idiots but they also think it’s funny

[four-of-them-showdown]

Miku, Rin, Len, Luka:

No propaganda!

Jay, Cole, Kai, Zane:

"They're my friends, they've been a team for over 10 years now and I've been there that whole time :)"

"Why shouldn't they win? They're little gay skittles. Or they're brothers. You choose"

"JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN (sorry i am very passionate about the legos but too tired to form like. real sentences. please imagine something written about how they're cool and fueled my childhood or something)"

"OK SO

They’re the OG members of the ninja team and shipping all four of them together is popular and is very gay it’s called polyninja and it’s amazing and let me break down the dynamics of each of them

Zane x Jay: Technoshipping

Robot x their mechanic trope goes brrrr. Zane is a logical and smart one, and Jay is chaotic and kinda a disaster. Zane is the autism to his adhd and they are very fun <3

Zane x Kai: Oppositeshipping

Ha ha opposites attract trope goes brrr. Again, Zane is logical and smart, whereas Kai is impulsive (and also smart just in a different way). Both of them feel emotions strongly but process them in different ways and I have to end it here before I write an essay about how ZANE was the one who with a single meaningful look and touch to the arm told him it was too late to go back, how Lloyd mentioned KAI to try and restore Zane’s memories when he had amnesia, how- (You get the picture)

Zane x Cole: Glaciershipping

Mom friend x Dad friend. I have realized that his is getting long so I am going to be much briefer now

Jay x Kai: Plasmashipping

Two adhd/add idiots being stupid together <3

Jay x Cole: Bruiseshipping

Best friends to lovers what more could you want (don’t start me on this one they have so much chemistry)

Kai x Cole: Lavashipping

I am bad at words for this one but just trust me they’re a Vibe ok they’re a Vibe

Zane x Jay x Kai x Cole: Polyninja

THEY ARE STUPID, GAY, AND IN LOVE, YOUR HONOR"

#vocaloid #lego ninjago #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #megurine luka #jay walker #cole brookstone #kai smith #zane julien #polls #four of them showdown #round 1 #OBSESSED with the propaganda for this one