#then we smash them together

[mushtoons]

father-daughter bonding time ❤️ wonder what they're talking about 🤔

#transfem leo #ignore her kimono we gave up and smashed down dome random colors and stuff #but we wanted them to enjoy some one on one time together 💙💙 #splinter loves to dress her in things he never got to with karai and u can pry that headcanon from our cold dead hands #/posi #that and in outfits tang shen loved so it sorta also counts as mother-daughter bonding time in a way if u think about it lol #djfjfjf #idk #mycel doodles #tmnt 2012

[lalito-gran-pito]

#better call saul #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #michael mando #tony dalton #i know i know i'm not the first one to make this stupid meme #but i had a sudden urge to make my own #the contrast is hilarious #i kinda wanna grab 'em by their neck & smash their heads together #and see if they nullify each other and we can get ONE coherent normal thought out of them

[princeyam]

now that @sheikzine is wrapping up, i finally get to share all the artwork ive done for this project! first is the banner i drew for the zine, all the way back in july 2022

#the legend of zelda #zelda #loz #sheik #ocarina of time #super smash bros #ssbu #i was considering posting everything at once #the only thing stopping me is post limit #and i dont think the cropping would look good if i crammed them all together #this has been a really rewarding experience and im so glad to have done this project #ive more to say but i think ill leave that for after we announce our donation #which has been made btw!! i need to draw for it tho

[neolxzr]

so makoto fs2 huh

#quin sketches #enstars #ensemble stars #makoto yuuki #yuuki makoto #maomako #do i tag sari and subaru #subaru akehoshi #mao isara #sure #WHATEVER im posting it now ill rb it in the mornign #do these two even count as a rarepair i very rarely see them #can we talk abt them more. for me #i think theyre fun and silly and cute and dumb #weshoudl talk abt all trickstar pairings more Actually. they r all inlove #is the comic even readable its jjst kinda smashed together #ANYWAY #ukki is hot. thats all

[loving-jack-kelly]

spot and race get married and race puts a little bit of frosting on spot's nose to be cute and then she dunks his whole head in the cake rendering it inedible

#the guests who are like. extended family or otherwise just don't know them that well are like O_O what do we do #but spot and race are having a great time. they'll eat the smashed floor cake everyone else can choose not to <3 #newsies #sprace #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #race's family (who adore spot) are like. that's our girl! get him good! race's mom who pulled herself together after the ceremony #starts crying again bc her son has found such a good match who loves him so much and is so much fun

[mintjeru]

even if i forget, you’ll introduce yourself to me again, won’t you?

open for better quality | no reposts | ID under the cut

[Image description: A digital drawing; an interpretation of the scene at the end of the Aranyaka World Quest. Rana crouches down on the grass to speak with Arana, who is standing on a small stone. She extends out a hand and smiles. “My name is Rana,” she says. “Would you like to be friends?” Balls of light glow around them and rise up from the grass.]

#arana #rana #aranara #aranyaka #genshin impact #genshin #fanart #myart #doodle #ah yes and here you can see (one of) the scenes that reduced me to tears #mihoyo writer team took my heart and smashed it into smithereens #then taped it back together again #we also got so much lore on khaenriah and that one tidbit of seelie lore #i'm never going to be over this questline o(-( #edit: their names are so similar the first few tags on this post almost look the same hahaha #oh right also i took pictures with all? of the aranara from the questlines in game #they are so cute... #someone please make them into marketable plushies

[pthalomars]

Sleepover with the boys

#pjo #hoo #jason grace #nico di angelo #percy jackson #mars art #me and my besties used to larp as the big 3 kids and we got the gang back together #we cycled thru the same 3 jokes and smashed them together until they were incomprehensible #platonic dont tag this one as ship guys<3

[degenerateshinji]

omg bsd 108? omg all im doing until next chapter is making sskk 108 angst art? omg what the fuck did i just read what was that??? omg???

#bsd 108 #hey asagiri can we FUCKING CHILL OUT JUST FOR A BIT? #jkjk i want them to die together do what you must #bungou stray dogs #bsd #shin soukoku #sskk #akuatsu #atsushi nakajima #ryuunosuke akutagawa #atsushi x akutagawa #bsd manga #also is it just me or did the world end at the end of that chapter #atsushi who apparently didn't have it in him to smash akutagawa's face in #akutagawa who fucking got a 2 in 1 by ripping both a leg AND an arm off of atsushi this time

[bigquestionmark]

“god created the earth for humani-“ god created the earth for aziraphale and crowley to frolick around and fall in love

#its their world we’re just living in it #we are just little dolls watching in the background as god smashes aziracrows faces together to make them kiss #‘let there be light’ let there be AZIRACROW!!!!! #gomens 2 #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffible husbands

[comic-sans-chan]

Teenage Garashir is really something special. You know Julian was a crazy son of a bitch as a teen and Garak was a sarcastic stuffy little shit with his nose glued in a book. Julian obsessing over tennis and racquetball with a perpetual middle finger pointed towards his parents and Garak weeping over Cardassian Stephanie Meyer alone in his tiny bedroom while Tain throws knives at his door and Mila shouts at him to do the dishes. Julian's drooling over five different people at once and Garak's thinking hauntedly about that cute guy he had to kill last week while he mows the lawn. They both crave death, but sparks fly the second they lay eyes on each other. Garak's trying to figure out the logistics of balancing a secret agent career and an alien husband while Julian's just daydreaming about stuffing his face in his chest and suffocating. It's a shitshow and it's magnificent.

#my posts #garashir #awkward idiot teen garashir #garak sees julian and is like ''we will wed at dawn'' #julian's just thinking about smashing and dashing #until they rly get to know each other and julian realizes garak is a special princess spy guy and deserves diamonds and love ballads #and garak realizes tain's gonna be Big Pissed and starts trying to push julian away to no avail #julian's throwing pebbles at garak's window and tain's tossing grenades #garak pulling julian into clandestine meeting places just to dramatically proclaim ''we mustn't'' and cry a single crystalline tear #knowing full well julian's just gonna use it as an opportunity to snog him #and he loves it #garak grumbling to tain ''you and mila are together i don't see what the problem is'' and tain goes full mother gothel on his ass #literally just romeo and juliet but stupider and more than likely ends not with poetic death but them responsibly parting ways #only to stumble across each other again on ds9 #''but comicsans the age differe-'' sorry i seem to have misplaced my ears #''but the wars-'' oh my ears where did they go

[shhh-secret-time]

To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

#like C'mon #it would be so cute and wholesome #ya know #everything south park isn't #its not my fault I think about me and my friends ocs starting a little farm together #i got one friend I rp with #we smash everything into our stardew rp #it ain't even really stardew besides like the layout of the town #I could write something like that up #like Stan and his family are already “farmers” #the heart event where he tells you he fucking hates it #but next heart event he confesses he's starting to associate farming with you #and now...maybe its not so bad? #COME ON #Kenny taking Karen to see your animals and falling in love with the way you're so gentle with her #Kyle finding you passed out in the mines and scolding you for being careless #but he's patching you up while he does it!!!? #Cartman demanding you bring him crops from your farm because #“everyone elses crops taste like dirt and ball sweat! at least I can stomach yours.” #(its the sweetest thing hes ever said tbh) #tweek having his little coffee shop set up there #he gets away from his parents and moves out to the valley because its quiet! #Craig moves out there to study the stars because they're so clear he can almost see all of them without a telescope #Clyde is JUST Alex and you cant change my mind #after the death of his mother he goes to live with his grandparents #Bebe is like a mix of Haley and Emily! #her events would be you helping her get her outfit designs off the ground and using her photography skills to have you model them #Wendy's whole thing would her being the mayors assistant but over heart events you make her believe in herself #and she becomes mayor; fuck you lewis you old fuck #shhh its a secret

[verylazylesbian]

get that bl//dweave shit off my dash

#peak Tumblr 'let's smash the white man dolls together to make them have sex' #they have no fucking chemistry #and we all know it

[true-blue-sonic]

One of my favorite Silver pictures 🙏

We have found ourselves a ✨drama boi✨in the house!! And you know what I think is hilarious about these two presented options?

NEITHER OF THAT WOULD HURT BLAZE IN ANY WAY.

Burning? This chick commands flame like it's nothing. Boiling? She can stand in fire and it doesn't affect her negatively, I see no reason why hot water would suddenly be so harmful to her. The one one who would suffer any consequences of being burned or boiled is Silver, sulking little drama king he is being here. I figure the script writers did not make him say those two things specifically because Blaze would not be harmed whereas Silver would be, but still, in a way that makes it actually quite sweet that these are the two options he explicitly suggests. He doesn't want Blaze to be hurt, after all!

#Sonic just raises an eyebrow like 'bro get yourself together lol' and promptly invites them both to join #but I feel that Silver is allowed to be a little bit dramatic at times‚ as a treat (it builds character) #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #mario and sonic at the olympic winter games DS #Silver is also the one laying dead to the world on the asphalt after taking his own Meteor Smash to the face #I feel as if he's got a bit of a dramatic/exaggerative side we don't see too much haha

[tea-cat-arts]

Forget regular, every day English- “limpidity” isn’t even commonly used in academic settings.

#honkai impact #key of limpidity is a stupid name #maybe instead of shitting on the fandom for not knowing what limpidity means we should shit on Mihoyo for using a word no one uses #I say this as someone who actually did know what it means #there’s this word I was told in my ‘rewriting academic texts to make them legible to most people’ class #it basically means ‘a bunch of words smashed together to try and sound smart but really it just sounds awkward’ #if any of y’all know what word I’m referring to please tell me #because it describes a lot of the writing in Honkai #and no- it’s not ‘compound word’ #Mihoyo stop making your players do homework challenge

[stardustedknuckles]

Hot enby friend and I stopped by the sex shop and they knew one of the workers there and as they got to chatting I realized this person was a new worker and I had a good enough feel of the vibe to go "It was YOU!! You took the spot I applied for!" and they like, raised their hands real dramatic and were like "tis I! The superior candidate!" and I did a little bow in deference and anyway people here are pretty cool.

#The other worker watching this like 👀👀 and laughing at us both #Mundane adventures #Hot nb friend not looking to smash I did ask after the second sex shop #Like hey in my opinion friends go hang out at sex shops together for fun but if you're dropping any hints #I just need you to know I will miss all of them #And they were like oh I LOVE directness thank you and no I'm just hanging out with you #And then we swapped stories about the times we missed that someone was absolutely trying to get with us and it was great

[dmsr-art]

I am trying to figure out the logistics of when wake was alive and we suffer was rising thru the ranks... I need there to be an age gap for pervert reasons... How old is we suffer in ntn? I was thinking like 50s... But maybe 40s instead? How old was wake when she died... maybe 30s?

#wake/we suffer #i am smashing these dolls together and making them FUCK #vee talks