#they’re each other’s beards

[terracottahearted]

#😍 #why is she not a lesbian #they’re each other’s beards #hahah #justine frischmann #damon albarn #90s #blur #elastica

[mardyart]

it’s the 90s, they’re still pining

#i just Love drawing them in little beards and their matching scars #and of course they’re painfully pining over each other like five to ten years after vecna and ud #steddie #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fanart #stranger things #stranger things fanart #stranger things 4 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr

[thestobingirlie]

stobin’s lavender wedding is beautiful and full of tears and love. (it’s a late spring wedding, erica is a bridesmaid, dustin is the best man. he and steve have matching coloured ties, and robin wears an incredible 80s puffy wedding dress). robin’s dad sobs walking her down the aisle, steve’s crying before he even gets to vows, robin starts crying during the vows, and there’s no way dustin’s getting through his speech without tears, let alone the rest of the wedding.

they give each other a little peck, their vows are heartfelt, and from that day they call each other husband and wife. because yeah, it’s not sexual, but that doesn’t matter!! they love each other. they’ve chosen to get married, not just for tax benefits, but because they want to stay at each other’s side for the rest of their lives!! they’re still dedicating their lives to one another. their love being platonic doesn’t make it any less real than anyone else’s.

#don’t get me wrong. i appreciate all lavender married stobin content. but it’s just sad that it’s consistently turned into joke #and they get divorced the second they can marry the person they “actually wanted to marry’’ #they’re each others most important person! they wouldn’t get a divorce once they marry #don’t get me wrong. they’re definitely giggling at some point during the wedding. i mean. holy shit they’re married lmao #but that doesn’t mean the whole thing is just one big joke #i guess i just don’t think stobin would only get married to be the others beard. which is why i don’t see them ditching each other #the second they can #stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #my post

[caslutz]

The Greyhounds covering for each other when they’re in trouble: 

Roy: Where's Isaac?

Jamie: Sorry coach, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

Roy: And when was that?

Jamie: The last time I saw him?

Roy: Yes.

Jamie: It was... definitely... the time I saw him last.

Roy:

Ted: Dani, where's Colin?

Dani: Oh, he is off doing something.

Ted: Doing something?

Dani: Correct.

Ted: What about Sam?

Dani: He is trying to stop Colin from doing what he is doing.

Ted: …and Isaac?

Dani: He is attempting to stop Sam from stopping Colin.

Ted: And what are you doing?

Dani: I am to distract you from stopping Colin, Sam, and Isaac.

Ted: *Face palms*

Beard: Bumbercatch, where's Jamie?

Moe: That's classified.

Beard: Classified?

Moe: Affirmative.

Beard: I'm not going to beg you for information about him Bumbercatch…

Moe: I'm impervious to your methods.

Beard: …Would you consider a bribe?

Moe: You couldn't afford my price.

Beard: Extortion.

Moe: You got nothing on me.

Beard: Fine, I'll ask just ask Sam.

Moe: You can't, he's with Jam--@%$#!

Roy: McAdoo, have you seen Richard?

Isaac: Richard? Never heard of him.

Roy: *Deep inhale*

#so they’re all constantly in trouble #because they’re doing dumb shit #except sam #but they all figured out ways to cover for each other #the coaches are so done #especially roy #ted lasso #roy kent #coach beard #jamie tartt #isaac mcadoo #colin hughes #richard montlaur #dani rojas #sam obisanya #royjamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #roy x jamie #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: i repurposed this from an old quote of mine

[basiatlu]

F2: Pansy and Ginny for the ask game. 🥺👉👈

Wanna see them girlies menace each other (in a gay way)

Hello dearest!! I wanna see that toooo~

((Btw sorry these are taking so long, guys 💖 I want to do all of them for you since you all ask so nicely but they keep multiplying… ))

#ginsy #right? ginsy?? #or is it #ginnsy #shoot dang #the beards are ‘fighting’ again #drarry and ginnsy helping each other keep things on the low until they’re ready #too bad they’re all so terrible at not being obviously gay around each other #pansy parkinson #ginny weasley #the weasleys #sapphic #witches #Harry Potter #art #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #doodle #pose meme #Pansy x Ginny #boshdraws

[better-call-mau1]

Thinking about Sabine waking up in the comm tower in the middle of the night and finding herself alone in bed and having a panic attack like “oh no oh no oh no oh no…it was all just a dream…Ahsoka and I never found Ezra…and I never told him I loved him…and we never got married…and our life together was just a haunting invention of my subconscious…”

…then the toilet flushes down the hall and Ezra stumbles out of the refresher in his little orange sleep shorts and flops back into bed beside her and passes out immediately while Sabine is still trying to get over her emotional whiplash.

#ok but waking up from a really vivid dream and not being sure what’s real for a few seconds #that’s actually terrifying #so I can imagine Sabine has to deal with this a lot #she’s in the habit of reaching out to touch Ezra’s beard to anchor herself in the present #but sometimes he’s off taking a tinkle or grabbing a midnight snack #and Sabine will get up and go looking for him and not go back to bed until he comes with her #maybe Ezra starts carrying her around with him when he gets up? #“welp it’s 3 AM and I really gotta go pee…better throw my sleeping wife over my shoulder so she doesn’t wake up alone and start bawling” #I love Sabezra so much because I’m not even sure that’s crack for them #they’re ​partners who would literally do anything for each other #sabezra headcanons #sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger

[coachbeards]

beard and ted are life partners. and that isn’t necessarily in a romantic sense, either. they’re just a package deal, regardless of whomever ted is with or whomever beard is with. they’re always going to be together. bird by bird…

#ted lasso #coach beard #romantically. Platonically. Queerplatonically. Etc #they’re always going to be a duo. They’re gonna grow old together. #they’re constants in each other’s life. Despite whomever either one is dating or married to

[katetorias]

hiccstrid has actually never worked for me even since I was a kid and it is NOT just cause of the guy in my head who has been romantically invested in hiccup since we were children…. It’s because the first movie does fuck all to establish a relationship between them that’s not “Astrid is actively violent and hateful towards hiccup” or “now she likes him actually”

#they worked best in rtte and maybe hidden world but #we’ve blocked hidden world from our memory #anyway #they’re cute sometimes I know but I think they’re qpps #or each other’s beards #rambles

[worstloki]

how would loki and thor react to thorki being a thing in universe i (like. if ppl online were shipping it or talking about it)

I think they would find it hysterical they wouldn’t be able to get enough of it it’d shock them a bit at first but they’d start mock flirting constantly about it too

#someone: and then Thor and Loki were holding hands and look at how they look at each other #Thor turning to Loki: your eyes brother they’re so beautiful #Loki: (struggling not to laugh) I just can’t get enough of your beard brother it’s so rough and mmmmmm 😏😏 #Thor: *holding Loki’s neck* 😏😏😏 #Avengers: ugh not this again

[gregmarriage]

something that would be really funny is, if after shiv and tom finalise their divorce, shiv shows up in public with tabitha, and it’s very obviously not platonic, making roman and tom freak the fuck out

#i picture her doing it to get back at tom (at first) before she and tabs fully start dating and everyone in the family are shocked imao #no but real shiv needs to kiss a woman i think it would fix her #she can be a dyke. as a treat x #genuinely don’t believe shiv is straight #i think tomshiv is a lavender marriage fr #i think they both accidentally ended up as each other’s beards #they’re both v repressed (tho maybe shiv less so) #let shiv kiss a woman 2k23

[petrichorium]

Making this it’s own post bc I rlly have thought abt it so much Kuroo’s dad has a beard and he tries to emulate it in college but when it comes in patchy and bad he shaves it off but does the classic “can’t grow a beard but here’s this stupid mustache” for like two years until he starts actually working and realizes how dumb it makes him look so he shaves it too

#and then when he hits 30 BOOM he can grow one fr #keeps it nicely groomed #a lot like his dad just like a little more careful??? #once again the canon for his fam To Me is that his dad & paternal grandparents own/operate a lil mom & pop restaurant #(his sister is 9 yrs older than him!!!! she and her husband r taking over the restaurant) #his dad and grandfather r SPITTING images of each other #a lil scruffy. deeeeeeeep smile lines. full beards #Kuroo also looks a lot like them by the time he’s 30 but he’s got that corporate bro energy #just a bit more ‘put together’ it’s rlly cute to see all three of them #his grandfather is like 18 yrs older than his dad but his dad was 41 when he was born so they’re both getting up there!!!) #sorry I’m just thinking abt him this morning #me and the intricate family dynamics of the in-laws I’ve entirely made up #don’t get me started on his mom there’s so much to unpack there

[konodimada]

One of my personal silly little ideas is that Trish and Giorno call each other boyfriend or girlfriend but they’re both gay. They do this for their own silly little amusement. As a distraction from the horrors.

#mine #”that’s my boyfriend” “you’re a lesbian” #“yeah but he’s my boyfriend. hi boyfriend!” #they’re silly to me #jjba #giorno giovanna #trish una #Big letters under this post that say: IM A LESBIAN I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE THIS JOKE AS MUCH AS I WANT #also I have this weird idea of trish and giorno being each other’s beards sort of as needed #i mean it’s 2001 italy yes everyone’s gay but they’re also so homophobic #they’re besties who have a marriage of convenience in order to do something diabolical and then they go kiss the ppl they actually want

[theperrylleluniverse]

I’ve been working on like three different WIPs lately and I was thinking about how I should write more individual pairing fics between each facet of the Perrycule.

The only problem is that when it’s just two of the three I always end up missing the one who isn’t in the fic :(

#they’re a package set :( #I love each of their individual relationships and want to explore them more but I’m also like wait where’s the other one :((( #me writing It Suits You: Not enough Della I miss her :( #me writing Eat Up Darling: Not enough Paul I miss him :( #me writing Bearded: Not enough Perry I miss him :( #I’ll write more tho lol #even though all three wips mentioned above are perrycule fics whoops #the perrycule #della street #paul drake #Perry mason

[pearfight]

ex wife bonnet was slaying with him gone and now she’s like >:/ why couldn’t he actually have been gone

#I support her #I think they’re each others beards

[coachbeards]

i like to think that ted and beard often wear matching halloween costumes

#Even if they’re dating other people lmao like sorry but we’re dressing up together #ted lasso #coach beard #Bert and Ernie. Jedediah and octavius #one year they went as each other

[pmrashford]

knowing things about people that others don’t is funny

#the others is my mom asking if sf is married to o #like mother they’re both homosexuals who are each others beards and have been since high school