#they're little weirdos

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

short but chaotic Nimona headcanons

One time the boys were going through their baby pictures and laughing

And Nimona let it slip that she doesn’t have any baby pictures cause she was never a baby 

The boys being dramatic sappy dorks plan a whole day where they take stupid family photos 

And Bal being the most dramatic sentimental dork of all even goes as far as photoshopping Nimona into some of their old photos 

These photos were just supposed to be a cute little inside joke that they framed in their living room they never expected anyone to see them

But as time goes on and they make more friends people see those photos and draw their own conclusions 

And maybe Bal is incredible with Photoshop or maybe no one in the kingdom has critical thinking skills because people start to believe Bal and Ambrosius raised Nimona

There is a tw*tter thread of them commending Bal and Ambrosius for training to be knights and saving the day all while raising a child

Someone was talking to Nimona and congratulated her on being so brave

And Nimona was like “Oh you mean the battle with the director?” the person goes "Well yeah that too but I was also talking about your parent's split divorce can be so messy"

Most people know this is just a long drawn out joke that the trio doesn’t have the willpower to debunk

And some people are out here defending this story posting shit like “No a friend of a friend was at the institute at the same time and saw them with Nimona” 

The trio thinks it's fucking hilarious so they never bother to comment on it

In fact they didn't correct anyone until Nimona told the real story of Gloreth’s “Monster”

And they were really dragging their feet on telling people not because they were afraid of the backlash but because they knew the teen parent stories would stop 

Everyone is fully convinced that Ambrosius is the best secret keeper of all time 

He’s fucking not 

He’s a gossipy little bitch but the people who he gossips with are the real vaults 

Whenever he wants to gossip he'll talk to Nimona

And Nimona always drops his gossip onto Bal because he knows Bal will tell Ambrosius  

Bal usually doesn’t gossip but if Ambrosius asks him “What’s on your mind love?” more than once he’s an open book 

But the gossip never leaves their little trio no matter what 

Whenever the trio gets bored like on errand days or long car rides they’ll play a little game 

Basically they compare people they know to random objects or animals 

And they win depending on how accurate the object is or if it makes the other two laugh

Some of the accurate wins were Ambrosius pointing at a wet cat and commenting that it reminded him of Bal, Bal pointing at dog shit and saying “Look it’s Todd”, and Nimona asking “When did the director come back to life?” while pointing at flaming garbage 

And then there are the other answers like when Bal pointed at the air and said “Mom” Ambrosius just turns to him and goes “Bal you didn’t know your mom” and he just goes “Yeah that’s what she looks like in my mind” 

Or Ambrosius pointed at a cemetery and exclaimed “Mom!” And Bal goes “Love your Moms alive” and all he says is “Shh Bal let me manifest” 

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #i love when the trio is chaotic #they're little weirdos #I don't know why people insist on acting like they're cool #they're also little shits #Bal hates Todd #No one likes Todd #me and my homies all hate Todd #screw his little “redemption arc”

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #ace attorney #dgs #tgaa #goulstrade #maria gorey #gina lestrade #GOD I MISS THEM #goulstrade is so funny to me. they're both freaks. they're both weirdos #BUT IT AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THAT #IT'S ABOUT THE PARALLELS (yes. again.) AND THE #THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD #both outcasts in different ways... both looked up to someone who ended up letting them down... hooh... #on a happier note I do think that maria would find gina endearing #I don't think maria knows what feelings are. exactly. #she just sort of goes 'it's that funny blonde girl again. day 130 of gina not agreeing to let me dissect her' #and gina is just like wat da hell. you're so scary. i need you in my life #girl knows if she befriends maria then she'll never have an enemy again #and she's right! #blah blah blah gina who has seen too much of the world and maria who has seen too little of it #thanks for coming to my goulstrade presentation where I make things up #I really enjoy them. teehee

[flyndragon]

I love the idea of jedi babies with psychometry just.... latching onto random things that have good memories attached and carrying it around like a teddy bear. Like baby Quin found a spatula with a memory of a kid and their parent lovingly making cookies in it and he slept with a dollar store spatula for the next 3 years. Cal found some silverware that a happy group of friends used for all of their special occasions, so his pockets end up full of comfort spoons. and forks. and butter knives.

#jedi culture #psychometry #cal kestis #quinlan vos #jedi younglings #I love taking any opportunity to make the jedi little weirdos #they're so neurodivergent-coded #to me

[kazbiter]

when u think abt it gansey in trc is truly a slay of epic proportions... hot rich buff teenager that acts like an elderly gentleman searching for a dead welsh king having multiple people who see him interact with his pocket eldritch horror call said horror gansey's dog and dressing if not with taste then at least a commitment to a certain aesthetic. kissed a girl one time and then immediately died like cmon now

#ganseys boat shoes and polis we forgive but we do not forget #i want to dress him up like a polly pocket but somehow the terrible clothes are deeply attached to the appeal #that's MY unstylish freaky little weirdo #and clearly it works for him bc as evidenced in the text literally EVERYONE was down bad for him #they're just like me fr #gansey #richard gansey #the raven cycle #ronan lynch #the gangsey

[violetvulpini]

Made myself some references for how I wanna draw these guys! [Please reblog, don't repost!]

Some design notes I gave myself:

Blues is more visibly robotic, with visible seams and joints. His armor is not removable, it's just his actual body. Roll's dress has a lil hood she can put up. Rock and Roll were built from the same base design, so they have identical body types. Quint's armor can be removed, but it's coded into him not to, so it's pretty hard for him to switch out. Blues' color scheme is somewhat grayer than the others, while Quint's leans on the paler side.

AHA YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP. BEHOLD MY OC!!!! (co-owned with my good pal Axolotl Parade#8795!!)

Their name is Landscaper and they were the result of Axo and I joking about giving Roll a rivalry just as intense as Bass and Rock's. Landscaper was made by Dr Light to assist Roll as her duties grew, specifically to handle everything to do with the property's outdoors. They take care of the lawn, curate the flower and plant displays, keep a small colony of bees, and handle any outdoor activities. Unfortunately, Landscaper and Roll have developed a bitter rivalry over who's better at cleaning and maintenance. The two are constantly heckling each other and attempting to one-up one another. The only thing scarier than how intense they get about their competitions is if they team up against a third party.

Landscaper is also pretty good friends with Vesper Woman! They trade tips and visit each others' bees. Being a couple of the younger Robot Masters in their respective families, they gravitated towards one another. Gutsman will also sometimes help them whenever terraforming or new constructs are needed. He'll usually put them on his shoulder so they can direct him (and they like to be tall.) They have a much milder rivalry with Woodman, who keeps trying to convince them to let the lawn grow wilder for the good of the ecosystem, and sometimes stands in front of their lawnmower in protest.

and for sticking around through all that, here's a little height chart for funsies!

#actually I might mess with Quint's fit a bit more I'm still not sure if I'm sold on it #VERY happy with how Blues turned out tho #Megaman #Protoman #Rock Light #Roll Light #Roll megaman #Blues Light #Quint Megaman #Robot Master OC #knowing myself it's only a matter of time before I amass many more OCs rip #for now tho just Landscaper. They're such a little weirdo I love them

[lucienarcheron]

Ok but after seeing the Bambi post my brain can only picture Elain drunkingly licking Lucien on the face 😂

But you know it's happened at least once. Drunk Elain is my favorite to picture (and write hehe). I can easily picture them at the end of a fun night and Elain's curled up in Lucien's lap, giggling like crazy about their day. Her mouth is going a million miles a minute and she's squishing Lucien's cheeks as she's talking because she's so excited about god knows what and he is so amused and in love, just letting her go off.

Until the conversation is suddenly about desserts and she's thinking about baking a cake tomorrow and —

Elain gasps suddenly and Lucien's brows go up, "What is it, dove?"

"I don't know if I have all the ingredients to make the frosting I like!"

His lips twitched and leans in to quickly peck her lips. "That's alright, I'll buy whatever you need tomorrow morning."

"But what flavor cake should I go for? I'm thinking chocolate but what about strawberry? Ohhh, what if I make red velvet!" She gasps again. "Lucien!"

"Elain."

"What if I make a Lucien flavored cake?" she asked with a coy smile that was more of a twitchy-drunk smile and Lucien tried so very hard not to laugh.

"And what flavor would I be, dare I ask?"

Her expression was mischievous and before Lucien could stop whatever drunk shenanigan she wanted to do, her tongue darted out and quickly licked his face.

Lucien barely made a noise of objection when Elain squished his face again and rested her forehead to his, staring intensely into his eyes. He blinked rapidly as she said in all seriousness, "Carrot?"

His expression flattened. "How dare you."

She burst into giggles at Lucien's outraged expression and Elain tried to make it up to him by peppering his face with kisses then licked his cheek once more, for good measure. "Cinnamon? Pumpkin Spice? Ohhh — how about caramel?"

"I think you need to stop, dove."

"Apple cranberry?"

"Elain."

"Maple?"

"Not the kind of sticky I usually go for."

She ignored him and gasped dramatically again, "Gingersnaps."

Lucien's lips twitched as he gave her a playfully reprimanding look. "It seems I need to remind you exactly what I taste like, my love."

Elain bit her lip, her cheeks already tinted pink from how hammered she was and she hiccuped. "Oh? And what do I need to bake to find your flavor?"

His smirk was roguish as he cupped his mate's face and kissed her lips slowly, reverently earning him a soft whine before Lucien pulled back and said, his voice filled with wicked promise, "No baking required. All you need is your pretty, pretty mouth."

#elucien #elucien drabbles #elain archeron #lucien vanserra #anon you inspired me #sorry it's unedited but HEHE #I hope you like it! #gfics #gigi writes #asks #anon #they're dorks in love and I adore them #Elain is always just a little bit of a weirdo and it's HELLA cute #Lucien's so in love

[levinbolts]

new little freak just dropped everyone say hello ☁️🌟

#bg3 #oc: caelum #little weirdo that loves wearing white and pastels bc the blood shows up on them so nicely <3 #sometimes they don't want to be perceived tho so they wear the headdress #sometimes it's a hood #tiny labrat bhaalspawn with big glowy eyes (which are another reason he often likes to hide them) #the hunt isn't as fun if his prey can see his little headlights from a mile away #but he likes to reveal them once the prey is caught #he also has that one tattoo where the face is completely covered in lines but they're very faint. i like to imagine they glow when he casts

[hoofpeet]

Even though they will probably never interact and are both fucked up a little bit I feel like n and volo would get along. it would work in a weird way

No you're right actually they would be besties. Freaks (affectionate) together

#hoof draws #mailbox #pokemon #many thoughts actually .. #the fact that volo has 2 pokemon that require high friendship to evolve makes me feel like he secretly adores his guys #guy who loathes humankind but then has a tiny bird named princess that he adores with all his heart #N hears about this somehow and. in true n fashion. latches onto him immediately and starts trying to befriend volo #ofc they'd get along rlly well i think because they're both the same brand of fucked up little weirdos #v good

[sleepinglionhearts]

H-how does a MERMAID even get lost at sea, huh?

Say hello to Wakely! 🐟

#doodles #oc art tag #one piece art tag #one piece nami #one piece zoro #one piece sanji #they make appearances they get to be tagged #tbh this is just an excuse to draw a funny little mermaid #i have no major backstory for her she's just there #she is friendly yknow she will socialize with some pirates they don't seem like they'll hurt her #no they're just weirdos she'll be fine #she'll fit right in (and apologize a lot for not being a proper goldfish) #i think the only thing i really have ambitions to draw is some long joke about a mango #maybe i'll do it #who knows #ok ok I'm already hiding my sad little face in embarrassment ok #i will post my darling mermaid and then pretend i am not worried about being cringe!!!

[bhaalsdeepbat]

thinking about astarion not needing to sleep so he just stays up all night in the room he shares with durge doing weird fucking shit. like absolute horror hours and durge just not even fazed. they just instantly roll over and go back to sleep all "yep checks out"

like durge just wakes up in the middle of the night to roll over and he has accidentally just dropped a knife and caught it through his palm and is quietly taking the knife out.

another time, they wake up to him casually standing on the ceiling while throwing knives at a photo of whoever pissed him off most recently.

durge waking up bc they rolled onto a knitting needle and they just see Astarion obsessively counting his chains while knitting. durge is unaware that astarion joined a local group of grandmas who do needlework so he could hear about all the gossip in town.

astarion FURIOUSLY penning a strongly worded letter to the city council about the children being too loud during the day when their beloved is trying to sleep. durge does not convince him to not send it.

the sound of pages being ripped out of a book REPEATEDLY wakes durge up. they just look up and see Astarion with the angriest look on his face and they just go tf back to sleep bc fuck this. the next day they find out it was just a really fucking bad book and Astarion was personally offended by it.

counting coins. the clinking fills durge's nightmares like a ticking clock as he tosses the coins from one bag to another. counting. the entire time durge sleeps.

waking up to astarion's eyes reflecting like an animal caught on a nature trail cam, except there ARE in fact several other eyes in the room because the vampire spawn are freaks that sometimes still break into their house in the middle of the night, durge just didn't realize until that night, that they were in fact breaking into their house in the middle of random nights durge slept at night rather than during the day.

#bat rambles #i love the like ridiculous headcanons that are just mundane enough to make you go #well shit- #durgestarion #astarion being a little weirdo like this is like #what durge deserves tho tbh #they're disasters that deserve each other XD

[perikiro]

A set of sea creature adopts!! 🐡🦈🐠🐙 They're $15 each, please comment or dm if interested (I will keep availability updated in the notes!) 🫶💕

🐚 Base by @peachepines 🐚 Adoptables TOS & info: [x]

#adopts #adoptables #furry adopts #fish #fish anthro #creatures #id in alt #I'm really happy with how these turned out!! #I had to resist such a strong temptation to keep the barrel eye fish for myself jsdfjjs they're such a funny little weirdo

[deadbloodzero]

My show of the Week entry, featuring Forkface giving Spaniard the cookies they deserve because I love these two sideshows.

#samsspaniard #samsforkface #sams #samdSOTW #sun and moon show #forky #Spaniard gets his snacc :D #They're both a little weird #but I love my little weirdos

[reneerappisms]

casually following the fic writers whose fics I read religiously when I accidentally discover them on tumblr,,, idfk how to socialize but I can pretend I might make friends

#mean girls #mean girls 2024 #cadina #bc they're all writing mean girls and cadina #idk how to make friends im just observing authors i like #like a little socially inept weirdo

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Batfamily Members Additional Tags: One Shot, Batfamily Dynamics (DCU), Identity Issues, if you can call it that, featuring some A+ compartmentalization, Character Study, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd is Robin, Good Sibling Stephanie Brown, okay sibling Tim drake, the batfamily watches Jason watch Bruce, and all go “well that’s not great”, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, he’s just not good at passing on coping skills, because he doesn’t have them, Scarecrow's Fear Toxin (DCU), Language, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Series: Part 1 of Like Father Like Son Summary:

“Have you seen Bruce recently?” Dick asks one night.

“Haven’t seen Bruce since the last time I saw you,” Jason responds. He can feel the weight of Tim’s eyes on him though, and it’s grating. “WHAT, Tim?”

“You saw him last night,” Tim responds after a moment, flicking his eyes towards Dick. “Literally last night, man.”

“Yeah,” Jason responds without thinking, because he hasn’t slept in 58 hours, “I saw Batman last night. I haven’t seen Bruce in a month.”

For a moment, there’s complete silence. And then, in an exasperated whisper, Dick says: “what the fuck, Jay?”

OR:

Jason picks up a little bit more from Bruce than he means to as Robin. It doesn’t go away, not even when he’s Hood.

OR:

Jason watches Bruce. Tim watches Jason. Dick watches Tim. They all need therapy.

#Red hood #Jason Todd #Bruce Wayne #batman #Tim Drake #dick Grayson #batfamily #fic rec #batfam #Robin #they're all little weirdos

[stabbyfoxandrew]

may we get some vampdrew 👀🩸

WIP Wednesday (1/31) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 79)

Neil turns towards the sound of his name and grimaces. Oh, god. Of all people, Coach Wymack sent Andrew fucking Minyard to pick him up? Is that bastard even allowed to drive on his medication? Neil wouldn’t have thought so, but he here stands. Well, at least he hasn’t got a racquet on him this time. Not that Neil can see anyhow. 

“Over here,” Minyard says. Then he does a wave that comes off sort of nervous and Neil is thrown off by it. Is this the same man who tried to crush his ribs a month ago? The man who grinned down at him like he was dirt on the bottom of his shoe? What the fuck…

Oh. Right. There’s two of them. Neil’s got the wrong twin. With a new confidence, Neil approaches Aaron and the other smiles awkwardly. 

“Uh, baggage claim?” He asks, pointing somewhere to the side. 

Neil readjusts his duffle, hiking it up onto his shoulder. “Just this.”

“Alright.” Aaron turns on his heel and starts towards the exit without another word. Huh, Neil thinks as he falls in line behind him. Maybe this is a Minyard twin he can stand.

#from this point on Vampdrew will be multiPOV! just so y'all know! it's gonna be mostly andrew but we'll have some neil and kevin mixed in #maybe even some nicky and aaron pov i don't fucking know i might go insane and have coach pov! i love writing these little weirdos from #other perspectives! it's fun! and they're so stupid hehe #andreil #aftg #Vampire Andrew AU #WIP Wednesday #🕊️ #answered #kirsctein

[camthecatchameleon]

hey once upon a witchlight fandom. how we feeling.

#im a weirdo and watch the twitch vods after they're released so i only just finished the episode dw i managed to avoid spoilers #its so late and i need to sleep but im so fucking jittery right now #im going a little bit insane #ludwig's laments #an actual lament! wow! #hi. hi. what the fuck was that #this one episode alone took up like 10-ish pages in my liveblogging google doc and it's all incoherent screaming and screenshots #i *will* be drawing furiously to cope with my feelings #once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight ep 53 spoilers #<- potentially #depends on the notes i guess