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Things I would Do At Hogwarts

Me, walking through a semi-empty corridor: *sees a first year*

Me, walking up to them: Hey little fella, are you lost?

Professor Flitwick: *turns arounds* Excuse me?

Me: holy fucKING SHIT SHIT SHIT *runs away*

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Things I'd do/say If I went to Hogwarts + me being a major hypocrite

*In Potions Class*

*cue Snape being his usual weird edgy emo greasy hair self*

Me: *raises hand*

Snape: -yes?

Me: If you're a potions teacher, couldnt you just like, brew something to make you less mope-y? All Im saying is that it might help with your obssesion with Harry's mom.

Snape: Excuse-

Me: Like, genuinely professor. It's honestly unhealthy to be obsesing over someone who's dead.

*Me in my Cr*

*attempting to shift to Cedric*

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Things I would do/say if I went to Hogwarts

Trying to get Fred to smell Amortentia

Fred: what is this

Me: Im trying to replicate different scents of different people

Fred: are you sure its not amortentia? cause I wouldnt want to hurt your feelings

Me: riight...and no, I promise <-(lie)

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Things I'd say do/say if I went to Hogwarts

*Ron walking into the common room in a bad mood*

Me: Aw, what's Ron with you?

Fred and George: *cackling*

Ron:

Harry:

Hermione:

Entire common room:

*later*

Me: -and that's how Ron broke the table, professor.

Professor McGonagall: *rubbing her temples*

You know what, you can go

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Things That Would Happen if I Went to Hogwarts pt. idek anymore

*CHRISTMAS EDITION*

Me: *chilling in the great hall*

Draco:

Me: oh shit-you scared me. hi Draco

Draco:

Me:

Me: are you o-

Draco: *slamming a giant box on the table*

Me: wh-

Draco: *slams two bags on the table*

Me: tha-

Draco: *pulls out a tiny box out of his jacket*

Me: Im-

Draco: *digging through his pockets* shut up hang on

Me:

Draco: *placing a letter gently on the boxes*

Me: are all these for me? Draco, Im *tears up* you didnt have to *voice cracking* get me so many-

Draco: yeah yeah merry christmas youre a great friend or whatever *sprints away*

Me: *crying*

Draco, in the background: *ran into the wall, Blaise is laughing and Pansy moves away from the both of them*

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Things I would probably do/say If I went to Hogwarts

Me: Hey Cedric

Cedric: Yep, whats up?

Me: You know what kind of tea I think you'd be?

Cedric: which one?

Me: A hottie

Cedric:

Me: Get it, cause hot-TEA and hottie sound the sa-

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Things I'd do/say if I went to Hogwarts (shifting edition)

Cedric: Oh merlin, I'm going to fail my potions quiz...

Me, knowing damn well I can't even cut the ingredients right: I can tutor you, if you'd like... Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in potions class.

Cedric: Really? Merlin, I'd appreciate that a lot!

Me: No problem!

My sister in the background: *facepalm*

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