i can't put this shit into words. how much could they PACK INTO ONE EPISODE!! okay pride parade premise biggest gays on the block, BUT DOLLY NADJA VAMPIRE NADJA SWITCHEROO? LASZLO AND GUILLERMO BONDING OVER SCIENCE LEADS TO LASZLO BEING ABLE TO GO OUT INTO THE SUN AND VISIT THE BEACH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 200 ODD YEARS??? GUILLERMO'S TINY WINGS??? NANDOR FLYING TO SPACE SIMPLY TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO, ONLY FOR HIM TO CRASH LAND PRIDE NAKED AND STEAMING??? GUILLERMO OUT ALONGSIDE HIS FAMILY SMILING AWAY ON A FLOAT???? COLIN NADJAx2 AND LASZLO FOURSOME????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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now I'm thinking about Geralt woozy from a potion or drunk after drinking with his brothers, just gnawing on a piece of jerky like a chew toy while Jaskier plays with his hair and intermittently tells him to sip his water
yeeessssssss he's like a dog with a rawhide. but like a loopy dog that just got out of surgery and is chewing on it reeeeaaalllll slow
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
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JUST ANNOUNCED 🎬 ! @2000sgossip published the official cast for scream & it looks like dante lecompte felix mallard is playing billy loomis - everyone wonders if they will be just as good as the original. their publicist just needs to make sure they follow the hollywood 101 rules & if they launch their social media account within 24 hours, they will take over the trends.
our current valentine's day plot drop is happening now ! please, refer to this post to read about the details & submit your characters if willing to participate <3
( felix mallard, man, he/him ) — 🎬 just announced, DANTE LECOMPTE has been cast as BILLY LOOMIS in the upcoming SCREAM reboot. the twenty-five year old is trending as people are debating if the cold brew sipping, smoke breaks between takes, unfinished playlists for every project, a new signature scent every month that they are known for is enough to make them as good as original. a quick google search shows that their fans call them put together, but internet trolls think they’re more stubborn. i guess their newest interview for variety where they talk about he competed twice at the U.S figure skating championships twice as a teen will let people know them better.
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Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check
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I am OBSESSED with this painting by Dorothea Tanning
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anti monarchy eccleston going strong as ever
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