"doing laundry and taxes with you" ft. the monster trio!
ft. (domestic!) luffy, zoro, sanji x fem!reader
in which, you make their house a home
(a/n: im sick and needed some comfort so this got very long im so sorry!!)
warnings: nsfw towards the end! nsfw stuff includes car-sex, in public, dirty talk, rough sex, penetration, squirting, sanji takes a picture of you choking on his dic- (ahem, not sorry); MDNI (thankyou very much okay byee)
luffy:
they are so precious to me 😭😭
- whatever you do, don't imagine domestic!luffy
- don't imagine cold mornings when you're under the cover with him. he's holding you tightly, snuggling against you and whispering a soft, "good morning, baby"
- do not imagine him coming back from home and holding you by your waist when you're doing something, nuzzling into the crook of your neck as you asks you how your day was
- don't think of him as one of those guys who start a tickle fight when poke him once and laugh at him
- absolutely do not imagine his as one of those s/o who are down to make everything into a game
"whoever loses mario-kart makes the dinner, okay?" he grins, pulling you down onto the couch with him
"oh really?" you laugh when he holds you tighter, "i really want some pasta tonight then"
- he ended up making pasta that night
- but as i said, don't imagine luffy as that because he is certainly that man and more
- he will fret over you when you fall sick, trying to make you laugh your way out of a fever (canon). he won't leave your side, no matter how much you insist that you're fine
"what do you need? water? soup? pizza- oh wait no that's unhealthy" a pause, "wait, do you want a pizza? it'll probably be fine if you eat one tbh, right??"
- also the kind of guy who will ask his friends to turn their car around (because in no parallel universe do i believe luffy knows how to drive ffs) because you only said "love ya" and missed the i (how dare you, he's heartbroken now)
"yn!!" he's yelling from the driveway, "YOU FORGOT TO SAY I LOVE YOU!!"
so now you're sticking out your head out of your apartment window, looking down at a pouty luffy, annoyed zoro and unbothered sanji
- also, man has TERRIBLE separation anxiety
- (people now know that wherever you are invited, luffy is invited too
"what are you doing here?" nami hisses as she vaguely looks at luffy, "this is supposed to be a girls night out!"
luffy shrugs, "pretend im not even here"
yeah, luffy that's kinda hard when you're practically draped over your girlfriend the entire night)
- but as it's been established, don't fall for his perfect acts because he is the kind to park in a distant corner of a grocery store parking lot and beg for you to let him fuck you
"it'll be quick," he's whining, tugging you towards himself and kissing you senseless, "baby, i promise. just one hit."
- he's feral, holding you flush against himself as he fucked you with your top still on and your hands holding tightly against his neck
- your arousal drips into his thigh and he's groaning about how good you feel, you feel him thrust into you harder and now you're spasming and cumming around his girth
- he didn't infact let you go after one hit.
- you both walked into the grocery store 37 mins later with your faces flushed, hair tousled and a familiarly uncomfortable wetness nesting between your thighs
- (cause i know he's fucking nasty and he will absolutely make you walk into that store with his essence still inside you. sorry, i do not make the rules :/)
- eitherways, best guy ever
- he's the perfect s/o that never lets you have a dull moment in your life as long as his annoying ass is around
zoro:
- i will stand by what i've always said. soft zoro is the best zoro. 'nuff said, i will die on this hill.
- but god, nobody can ever imagine how soft domestic!zoro is with you by the way he shrugs and grunts off any and all people around him (except for his crew)
- frankly speaking, you didn't expect this either when you started dating him
- you would have never imagined this green-haired, stoic-faced, dry-ass motherfucker to hold onto you tightly and lightly close his eyes whenever you forced him to see another horror movie
- he claimed watching horror movies was the equivalent of mind torture but followed along cause you seem to like them (you don't probably like them that much, you just like his heavy figure against yours as he snuggles in deeper and deeper against you)
"this is so stupid" he hisses at the girl in the screen, groaning when she blatantly ignores him, "she will die if she follows the fucking voice!!"
you don't fail to notice how shrill his deep voice can get whenever there's a jumpscare (but he will blame the wind for that noise, never admits what he knows is true)
- he is so soft in the way he offers to shampoo your hair when you drag him into the shower. his calloused fingers are light, gentle, against your scalp and you can't help but smile when he flashes you a small smile and asks if it's fine
- domestic!zoro is so soft in the way he would carry you bridal-style/on his back everywhere (wdym you only had to go to the kitchen?? he can carry you there, he's strong, do you not believe him?)
- also, we all have sorta established that he's not a pda guy but my lord, behind those four walls, he needs to be around you one way or the other
- doesn't matter if he is just standing at the bathroom door, making small talk as you do your skincare for the night or he's holding onto your hand as you both lay sprawled on your bed, looking at your phones
- but don't let his softness make you forget that this man is a piece of shit.
- he will purposely stand in front of cabinets and cupboards when you cook and flash you a innocent smile when you get annoyed; he will finish your favourite conditioner even though he said "i don't that conditioner too much"; he will purposely order you random stuff online and everytime you'd open it thinking it's something cute but it'll end up being something green and (cutely) stupid
- (you now possess 5 mushroom figurines, 12 frogs doing random shit, a green cheap light saber, a lowkey-fucked up painting of baby yoda and green paper-clips. he doesn't even like green all that much, he just loves to annoy you)
- but as i said, don't fall for his sweet facade because he will stop you at the door and fuck you against it before you're heading out in that skimpy dress (yes, he fucks you in that dress)
(ofcourse he doesn't mind your dress riding up as long as people can see the marks he left on your body)
"ah" he groans, thrusting upwards as one of his hands hold you firm against the door and another plays with your swollen clit, "sorry for ruinin' your makeup, baby. but look at you, you look so pretty, getting fucked right now"
- he's sure the neighbours can hear the wood creaking against your weights and your high-pitched, feverish moans as you beg him to fuck you harder (it's the fourth time this month)
- he forces his fingers (which were slick with your arousal) down your mouth and watches as his fingers rub away the lipstick into modern art
"much better" he would sigh against your skin when he was done, "have fun at the party, babe"
- he holds back a laugh cause he knows you can barely walk, much less party (not to mention, you gotta re-do your makeup now.)
- so he goes with you, lending you his arm as support so that you wouldn't walk so wobbly
"that dress still looks too good on you" he will whisper against your ear, "meet me in the bathroom in five, let me fuck you again"
- as much as he is a menace, you wouldn't have it any other way
- god, iamsodownbad for him <3
sanji:
it's him officer, he is the one who altered my brain chemistry!
- vinsmoke sanji is the perfect pinterest boyfriend. argue with the wall, i don't entertain wrong views.
- what i mean is, he is the boyfriend/husband who will be up to bake a cake at 3 in the morning and eat it with you as the sun rises, he is the one who will hold you hand and groggily lead you to an ice-cream vendor at 1 in the night because you really wanted ice-cream, he is the one to take a thousand photos in any outfit you wear
"yn" he's changing his angles every second, shutter of the camera snapping photo after photo, "you look so beautiful, so marvelous, charming, ah- mesmerizing, my love!"
- he is the guy to hold your hand in a horror house no matter how scared he himself is. but you call tell by the way his fingers tightly close around yours whenever a jump-scare comes on (no, he is not being strong because he wants to look tough in front of zoro, tf you talking about??)
- he is the man who will be looking for halloween decor on the first of september and christmas decor on the first of novemeber, takes the task of decorating his house very seriously (yes, he will out-do linda this time! so what if she bought a life-sized snowman?? he will pay luffy to become one, fuck linda.)
- sanji is the guy that posts his girlfriend religiously (at one point, ussop asked you if you were holding him on gun-point and making him post you so much)
- by religiously i mean for every one photo of himself, there's six of you like baby calm down nobody's gonna take her away
- he also surprises you a lot (with nice surprises, unlike zoro.); he bought you a candle on your one-month anniversary and repurchases it every time you run through it
- grocery store runs followed by cooking together is basically your idea of a weekly date
- very on-brand with his theme but he has so many candids of you (a whole secret album with the title "my love <3"). there's pictures of you laughing at chopper's new onesie, hitting luffy in the face after he stole your sushi, tasting his cookies, tasting his dic- ahem.
- it shouldn't come as any surprise that he has a huge thing for clicking pictures/ taking videos of you as he abuses your body in a way that has you crying for god
"san-"
"like that, moan out my fuckin' name, darling. tell me who's fucking you like this?"
"you" you moan harder, eyes clamping shut, "you you, fucc-k you, sanji"
- there's a video on his phone of his dick sliding in and out of your wet cunt as you moan and suck on your bottom lip; there's pictures of you sucking on his dick, giving the camera your prettiest doe-eyed look; there's a video of you squirting around his fingers, face red and body soaked as he keeps going and you're cumming a second, third, fourth time (that's his favourite video, it's insane how many times he comes back to that video)
- he loves ruining you with slow sex as he makes you focus on the boring movie or show you're both watching
- he gets off off how you try to maintain your composure but then come undone
"yn, my love" he rasps in your ear, "come on, keep holding on for me. i'm gonna fuck you so well if you just keep taking me like this."
- he ruins you and then gets you the best aftercare
- ugh stan sanji for a good life.
a/n: the way i write sanji has me confused as to if i truly am a zoro girlie lmaoo. hope you liked it!! req are always open (also im sorry to the people who requested and i havent gotten around to it, i am just running low on fuel lately)
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sorry im on my period iykyk and english isn’t my first language so i’m sorry for the mistakes :<
NSFW! +18, he’s just obsessed with you and fantasizes about you.
It all began when he first saw you at the café where you work. He couldn’t take his eyes off your petite but attractive form. After that day, when he returned home, he would eagerly think about you, imagining your tight cunt clenching around him, and pushing him to the edge. He wouldn't last long after imagining your breathtaking whimpers and praises for him.
He became a regular at the coffee shop where you work. He would grab his coffee and sit at a table that has a perfect view of your workspace. He loved how clueless you were when he sat there and observed your every move, every expression, every interaction with customers…
He'd daydream about bending you and fucking you dumb on the counter, where you take orders. His obsession grew even more when you started to notice him. The look he gave you while you took his order made you shiver and reminded you that he was a soldier. Behind that mask, his cheeks flushed, and he would bite his lip to not say the things he wanted to devour your little cunt.
Whenever your small hand brushed against his while you hand him his order, he would go feral. He would fantasize about your tiny hands wrapped around his big cock while you gave him head. Your delicious looking lips wrapped around his tip as you look up to him with the tears forming on your pretty eyes. This fantasy would cause him to become rock hard instantly; it made him crave for more. He would pray that someday, it would come true.
edit: posted pt.2! here
a/n: also i post everyday -sometimes 2 posts in a day- so if you follow me i won’t disappoint ;)
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how would the seventeen members react to their significant other having nipple piercings? i have mine done and i adore them they make me feel so cute🥰
tysm for requesting ! 'twas planning on writing this thought soon ! looks like you read my mind \^o^/
svt members opinions on nipple piercings
NSFW CONTENT ! MDNI !
seungcheol:
with or without piercings, he is ALWAYS lapping at those bad boys. piercings just add to the fun. he thought you reactions were cute pre-piercings ? afterwards, this man is OBSESSED with your sounds. i mean OBSESSED.
jeonghan:
we all know this dude is a menace. his foreplay is immense, add in the piercings ? just added another 10+ minutes of nipple play. if your tits are not SOAKED in his spit, he would not be able to sleep that night.
joshua:
as i have said and will always say; joshie boy goes BONKERS for some boobs (esp for all my small boob gals out there). when you revealed your newly decorated tits, he almost busted in his tighty whiteys. he def stares at your chest even when it's clothed. boy just can't get the sight out of his mind.
jun:
paegei #1 jun boob enthusiast. his tit pic collection SKYROCKETED after your new piercing. man is feral. his thinking about them while sleeping, while singing, while dancing. his brain has become consumed by the sight. somehow loves cumming on your tits even more, who would've thought ?
soonyoung:
this dude is down bad, are we shocked at how crazy he went over them ??????????? seriously guys, act surprised. again, constantly playing with your boobs. not even in a sexual context. he'll be showing you a video of his latest performance, and his hand just creeps up your shirt. can't blame him though, boobs are boobs.
wonwoo:
be prepared, him playing with your jewellery is definitely becoming his new go-to punishment. he will not move on from your tits till you are shaking and crying (even then he might not move on just yet...) also plays with your nips like he's using his controller IM SORRY.
jihoon:
his jaw drops FOR SURE. tries his damn hardest to not gawk but you can tell how much it affects him from the flush peaking up his neck. in his subby moments, loves suckling on them. twirling the bar in with his tongue, writing his name with the movements LAWD.
minghao:
two words. tit. fucking. HE LOVES TIT FUCKING !!!!! like yeah, he liked it before you got the piercings, but the sight of looking down ???? seeing the jewellery jingling ???? with the movement of his thrusts ????? man loses ALLLLLL of his cool.
mingyu:
like soonyoung, bros hands are LATCHED on. complains if you wear a bra or even a shirt. don't hide his babies from him ??? don't you love him ????? immedietly notices if you change the stud. like im talking the SLIGHTEST change. bro is locked in on the honkers.
seokmin:
bro is ecstatic. jumping for joy kinda ecstatic. definitely pouts when he has to wait for them to heal, but then is always ON TOP of that care. the day he got the all clear to play with your boobs, he was on the verge of tears.
seungkwan:
listen, as much as kwan loves the sight, he is more interested in what you decide to adorn you nipples with. after he gets a taste of what sort of jewellery you take a liking to, he is constantly surprising you with even more. also definitely dropped to his knees when you showed him, the drama queen he is.
vernon:
dude did not think boobs could get any better. titty fucking to the MAX. just twists and flicks at the bar every now and then, just to see what would happen (what did he expect ?). honestly, would not be that shocked if he suddenly wanted to get his done too. vernon likes the looks of it what can he say.
chan:
the second your shirt is off, his eyes are BUGGING out of their sockets. borderline cartoon character ass reaction. you guys will simply be cuddling on the couch and he suddenly remembers you got your nipples pierced and just immediately shoves his head under your shirt and gets to town. bros got a mission.
not proof-read ! lmk if there's any mistakes (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
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