#this is me but with mcdonalds chicken nuggets

[mikkomacko]

After reading the recent chapter of Him & I, the image of teen Nico and the others trying to adjust to life in NJ has me in a chokehold lol

May I request for any shenanigans our boys may have gotten into during their first few months in the states? 👀

Stop I love this request! Just a bunch of silly teen boys in a new country together haha

Thanks so much requesting! Let me know if you want some more funny moments between the guys

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“Nico, I love you man but when am I gonna get my own bed?”

Timo is sprawled out across the queen size bed, McDonald’s fries and a burger resting in his lap. It’s been his obsession food for the last month they’ve been in Jersey and Nico is patently waiting for the day it all makes him sick.

“I’m trying Timo,” he huffs, looking up from the hoard of emails he’s been sifting through. His first order of business when he got to Jersey was finding something in the area to invest in. That something was a beloved bar in the area that had been shut down a few years ago and now he’s trying to build it all back up. “A few more weeks and I’ll look for somewhere new, ok?”

The apartment is nice, not a penthouse but large and luxurious. Enough to keep them all comfortable until he can afford an equally nice place for everyone. Technically leased under Nico’s name, it’s his permanent home now. And the home of the friends he brought with him. Three bedrooms in all, but Jesper and Jonas brought their girls with them, and Nico felt it was best they got rooms for themselves. Leaving him and Timo to double-up unless someone wanted the couch.

“Not that I don’t like the bonding,” Timo laughs, shoveling fries into his mouth. “I just didn’t realize how much of a cuddler you are.”

“Shut up!” Nico grumbles, cheeks heating up. He’s not that much of a cuddler, it just happens. It doesn’t help that Timo is such a bed hog either. What else is he supposed to do when his friend is rolling onto his side of the bed?

Timo snickers, hitting play on the next episode of Friends. Nico goes back to work, approving orders and installs for the bar so that it’ll be ready to open by the end of the month. Eventually the loud, smacking footfall of Jonas float in and the elder Swiss boy’s head is poking into the master bedroom.

“What are you watching?” He ask innocently, and Timo pats the bed next to him. That’s all the invitation Jonas needs before he’s crashing into the mattress, settling against the headboard and stealing some chicken nuggets from Timo.

“Ladies at work tonight?” Timo asks him, and he nods. Nola and Nicole had both gotten work together at a fancy clothing store a few streets down. The pay isn’t great, but they’re able to save up and support themselves with Nico taking care of housing and food for everyone. And once the bar is up and running, him and the boys will have more work to do.

Jonas pulls out his phone, sending a text that’s barely buzzed in the group chat before Jesper is running into the room as well. He shoves Nico’s beanie down over his eyes, leaping onto the bed with the other boys.

Nico yanks the hat off, tossing it towards the closet and refocusing. He doesn’t even get five minutes of work done before Jesper is calling for him.

“What?”

“Come on boss,” he teases “working too hard. Join us in bed.”

Nico rolls his eyes, fighting back a smile. “You’re not my type.”

“Which one of us?”

“All of you.” Nico deadpans, looking up over his screen to find them all staring at him with puppy dog eyes.

“You love friends, come watch.” Jonas tells him. “I’ll let you sit next to Timo so you can snuggle?”

They all bust out laughing and it’s enough to get Nico to close his laptop. Rising from the desk, he pads over to the bed and knees his way up between Jonas and Timo.

He settles into the pillows, crossing his arms over his chest. Timo and Jonas are warm on either side of him, everyone’s biceps pressed tight against each other as they squish together.

Sometimes when Nico’s here, just him and his friends from home without thinking of everything he has to do, everything that comes with being the boss, he remembers his age. Still freshly 18 with too much money in his bank account and a responsibility to take care of the five other people he’s drug into this with him.

It makes him feel small. In a safe way though, because he’s got the people that believe in him and have his back. He’s got the Devs with him.

Maybe Jesper is right, maybe he is working too hard to make this work because he wakes up in the morning to a photo of him sleeping on Timo’s shoulder, a an arm and leg thrown over his best friends body.

#him and i #mob boss Nico blurb #mob boss Nico hischier #timo meier #jonas siegenthaler #jesper bratt #him and I blurb #requested

[11byers]

#some things never change

STRANGER THINGS 1.08 | 4.03

#stedit #strangerthingsedit #dailystrangerthings #tvstrangerthings #tvedit #bblecher #chewieblog #el hopper #stranger things #st1 #st4 #st4 spoilers #this is me but with mcdonalds chicken nuggets #myedit #i was gonna do all 4 seasons but i got lazyyyyy #el x eggos THE SUPERIOR st ship

[stealingyourbones]

Today is the second time I’ve found a bone in fast food chicken nugget esque items.

When will my curse of finding bones in unsuspecting things end.

#bones speaks #i brought it to the manager of the store bc I know they would greatly appreciate having the bone to test to make sure it isn’t a- #huge food safety issue if it isn’t a chicken bone #they comped my meal which I didn’t expect or ask but I accepted bc I don’t want them to think I might sue bc I’m not taking compensation #they were very nice. much nicer than my McDonalds bone finding where they didn’t offer to comp the meal but instead offered me MORE- #CHICKEN NUGGETS YA KNOW FROM THE SAME BATCH I FOUND A BONE IN #the one I just found was most likely chicken. the one from McDonalds was absolutely a small rodent bone. probably a mouse or rat #i just wanted to try out some chicken fries after not going to Burger King for 10 years and instead I found bones :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went through a normal day of my life, until I went to McDonald’s, where Tony the Talking Clock from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared was working. I ordered chicken nuggets, and they were so bad that I woke up feeling insulted.

#dream #Tony the Talking Clock #dhmis #mcdonald's #mcdonalds #chicken nuggets #food #food mention #Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

[thatmemeguy89]

You had me at McDonald’s

#memesdaily #spicy memes #funny memes #meme page #meme lord #memedaddy #meme #dankest memes #memes #dank memes #food memes #mcdonalds #chicken nuggets #mcnuggets #yummy yum yum #follow me #follow #fyp #tumblr fyp

[jangmi-latte]

COME ON LAUGH. LAUGH PEOPLE. PROUD NOW AREN'T YE HUH. IT'S EBG ALL OVER AGAIN. SCARABIA AND SAVANACLAW WERE SO CLOSE JUST STONE ME TO MY MISERY THAN MAKE ME JUMP INTO AN AQUARIUM I'M SCARED OF WATER

tomorrow i meet my demise haha gotta....turn my blog into....a fish market haha wooo...octavinelle...water 🌊🌊🌊💦💦💦💦 PUTA I'M SCARED OF THE OCEANWJWNWKDKOQJHAHAHAJEKQNRKQJFOWJFOQOFKWKFKWKCAK

i have a MONTH to prove myself and if i fail within the month (i must succeed until august 31, jst), i'll let you punish me no matter how ungodly it is...and yes you may bully me

#i am gonna fail fuck #NO WATCH ME #will you believe me if i ever did fall in love with one of them #you know just asking #WHICH WON'T HAPPEN MARK MY WORFS #mAMAAAAA I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE #I'M DOING THIS FOR MCDONALD'S #mY DIGNITY IS WORTH THE PRICE OF 20 PCS CHICKEN NUGGETS 💀💀💀

[venuhs]

i want chicken nuggets 😞

#cute #dm me #aestethic #bored #message me #me #mine #selfie #sexy #girl #hungry #foodie #chicken nuggets #mcdonalds #craving

[sleepless-crows]

sometimes i just want to throw up because the people around me are so self centered and ignorant on purpose

#nobody will stop buying from starbucks and mcdonalds #and they will literally humiliate me because i said i do not want to eat that freaking chicken nugget #when people ask you what you want to be. shouldnt it be less about your career and more on the change you contribute to the world #im so sick of everything im not even making sense #im so angry at my friends and my family but they dont feel any guilt whatsoever #and theyre good people. i know. but. theyre not

[probablygayattorneys]

Damn it, someone didn’t properly tag their spoilers again and a huge part of Azran Legacy was just spoiled for me. Yeah, I learned Emmy was actually Theodore Roosevelt the entire time. :/

#professor Layton and the Azran legacy #Emmy altava #pl6 spoilers see how easy it is you jerkfaces #Al spoilers #this ENTIRE time #yeah and Bruce Willis was dead the whole time #and Luke is a chicken #and I don’t mean like a pussy #I mean a literal chicken #raised on a farm #so you can get your chicken nuggets from McDonalds #are you all happy now?! #you took every twist away from me! #there’s nothing left for me! #it’s all gone! #all lost to sea!

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

taylor flugames canceled for leaving me alone with my father

#op #HE OFFERED ME CHICKEN NUGGETS AND IS MAKING ME EAT INSIDE THE FUCKING MCDONALDS WHO DOES THAT ANYMORE

[silverangelbox]

Thank u dad for making me go on walks at the age of 10 to lecture me about how no man will ever marry me if I’m fat. Thank you uncle for picking on my weight when I was 5’3” and 110 until I got myself down to 90

#I wish I had the control I did when I was 13 #500 calories a day max #except Saturday #only almonds and zero cal drinks Sunday-Friday #occasionally my mom would stop at McDonald’s and I’d order two round eggs lol #they’d put them in a chicken nugget box #on Saturday.. Pepperidge farm used to make a chocolate swirl bread and I’d toast the entire loaf and butter every slice #it was one of those half loaves #miss that bread so much.. miss being super skinny… miss having a body that lets me exert without horrible pain/throwing up/passing out #like bro I am not skinny enough for that fuck my ex for leaving me with health issues like wtf dude h o w #34t1ng d1s0rd3r #thiinsp0 #thinspø #from me #th1gh g@p #tw ed but not sheeran #@n0r3x1@ #pro for me not for thee #thin$po

[amtrak12]

Apparently 90% of my pain and suffering the last few days hasn't been the giant incision across my neck but the drain tube I got sent home with??? But that fucker is gone now!! :D Hurt like HELL to get it removed, but immediately my range of motion improved and I could look left again?? Crazy. Fuck surgerical drains. Negative 12 out of 10. Actively loathe them.

#I can also eat normal foods again!! #Jumping straight to Little Ceasars pizza and crazy bread felt a bit too startling after 8 days of no fat foods #So I went with McDonald's chicken nuggets and followed it up a few hours later with frozen waffles LOLOLOL #Tomorrow though I'm getting that Little Ceasars! #Along Panera muffin and chocolate milk for breakfast XD #Sorry not sorry I've been living off of oatmeal and jello and macaroni noodles dressed up with Greek yogurt instead of a cheese sauce #FOR 8 FUCKING DAYS while a tube stabbed me in the neck everytime I moved #So I have been making a mental list of all the food I was going to eat once I was medically cleared #Cinnamon rolls are getting ordered Thursday #I'm going to live like a king the rest of this week! \0/ #And hopefully sleep like a pampered noble too because these 45 min cat naps I've been living off of are just not enough #That drain tube really fucked with me. Damn

[my-eyes-on-the-skies]

i think that every time the aa universe equivalent of mcdonalds had steel samurai toys in their kids meal, edgeworth would get himself one as a treat after a trial and sit in the restaurant to eat it but like in the corner so no one sees him

#ace attorney #aa #miles edgeworth #look he just strikes me as the kind of guy that always eats in the restaurant #but in fast food places he always takes the corner seat bc its undignified food #but he still sticks out like bc hes wearing a bright magenta suit in a mcdonalds #also its funny thinking about edgeworth eating his corner chicken nuggets and enjoying his little steel samurai toy #yeah this is a lot of thoughts but i have specific opinions and am also too tired to care rn #so enjoy ig

[ladymariayuri]

happy bday hal!!! I hope it's a fun one and that you hopefully get some good food today

THANK YEWWWWWW

#my uncle gave me doordash credits as a present im about to eat mcdonalds for the first time in 6+ months when it opens #going to be the best chicken nuggets of my life

[goblinham]

the funniest thing about old melee era competitive smash is the massive amount of "Mew2King funny moments" other players tell stories about, where the thing he's doing is just being incredibly noticeably autistic

#the stories are told from a place of love 90% of the time so it usually makes me happy hearing about them #nothing tops him getting someone's dad to drive him back to his hotel and giving them directions that involved him buying him mcdonalds #he didnt give the directions beforehand they just got to mcdonalds and he said okay turn in here and buy me chicken nuggets

[donniedorkox]

#mcdonalds #chicken nuggets #poll #let me know in the tags #if you're not sure which is which just google “mcdonalds chicken nuggets shapes” #there are pictures