#bones speaks

[stealingyourbones]

Reminder that if you see any of those scam Amazon or FedEx job applications on tumblr to report the post for spam <3

#bones speaks

[bonebrokebuddy]

An update on @stealingyourbones once again creating culinary abominations in our kitchen.

So far, the Powerade Sourdough Bread™️ has been going well. It proofed nicely twice & is now currently in the oven.

However.

The entire apartment now smells like artificial grape.

#bones speaks #twin lore

[bullsandthebones]

don't cry, new stardew valley update in 11 days, okay?

#bones speaks #this is what's keeping me sane rn #and then it's alllll downhill from there #stardew valley

[precarious-hermit]

fuck you, *folds your bones*

#bones speaks #cartilage is in your walls

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

falls from ceiling fan

Hello tumblorg I am, unfortunately, not actually dead! Surprising, I know. Sorry for complete lack of content lately, I’m in a real mental funk right now and it’s making it hard to work on things (and to like whatever I’ve worked on enough to actually save and post it shdgdjdb)

I want to promise new stuff soon, so, if anyone is willing, send me an expression and a character (or AU version of a character, if you wish) and I’ll try my hand at it!

#ramble #bones speaks #rabbits notes #tw blood #expression challenge #I used to loooove doing these things #expressions are one of my fave things to draw honestly #also. for those of you who read the tags #and are interested in the edgy cringe self insert stuff I make #send me an ask or dm me and I’ll tell you the name of my angst blog #but u gotta promise not to like. actually worry abt me shdgdjhd #bc rlly I’m good yknow? I just like the catharsis #anyway #sorry again for being bad at being a content creator sjdhddj

[muschiettistrashmouth]

Hello! May I please request a fic of Bela Lugosi!Dracula getting married to fem!human!Reader and he turns her into a vampire during their honeymoon (she asks him to do so)?

Hello there! Just posted the fic. Thanks for requesting it! ❤︎

#fandom imagines #bones speaks #asks

[sleepysunnys]

it's my bday! 26 gay years 🎉

#i had so much fun today yippee yippeeee #bones speaks

[autisticskeletonthings]

Got the results from my ADHD test.

“Congratulations on the ADHD” cake is now needed.

#bones talks #bones speaks #adhd test #actually adhd #actually autistic #autism #comorbid conditions #how dare the test do this to me

[princess-mugs]

Riding it reverse so I can watch it slowly disappear inside of you and reappear drenched in your cum. Spanking your ass until it’s glowing red. Firm grip of your hair as I force you down harder on it. But everytime you moan I stop

yes yes pwes i would look so cute on top of you, especially with my ass all red from you spanking it. but stopping when i moan is meaaan 🥺😭

#asks #anon #pls pls pls #bones speaks

[the-elusive-bones]

Sorry I have not posted in a week school is kicking my ass

#not fnaf au #bones speaks #bones rambles #send help

[noahczreny]

isnt it interesting that two people can read the same book and one will just move on and the other will have their entire dna changed by the characters i just love that reading is such a unique and entirely human experience

#just thinking about how i have characters trapped in my bones and some people never think about them again #lizz speaks

[stealingyourbones]

This is definitely a miscolor by the colorist but why is Bruce buttass naked studying the xenomorphs

#Batman Alien Book 2 #bones speaks #dc comics #Batman

[bonebrokebuddy]

So, my favorite canon explanation for the continued design choice of the brightass yellow bat symbol on Batman’s chest as the suit has gotten darker and darker is that it’s a target.

If a criminal has a gun and a massive black shadow comes at them, in their fright they’re going to probably shoot at the bright yellow target in the center of Batman’s chest, the purposefully most armored piece of his suit rather than blindly shooting at weaker areas of his armor, like the joints. It gives the criminals something to point and shoot at that’s not civilians or weak points in his armor.

But here’s the thing.

The utility belt is also yellow.

So, going with that logic:

He want them to shoot at he dick?!

Is that what he wants?

He dick be shot?

Why he want shot his dick?

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #I know that the scientific term for a group of batkids is an ‘orphanage’ #but does he really not want more kids That Badly? #also #i know this reads as a written stroke #but ​i said this to Twones & she said I should make it a post #as a result this post is best read aloud in your head with the same cadence an old school football match announcer #so here ya go #bones speaks

[bullsandthebones]

"etho? I didn't know etho was into me??"

grian plz you did NOT need to add to that oh my gosh

#bones speaks #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft grian #ethoslab #hermitcraft etho

[precarious-hermit]

<3

bestie i've been putting off answering this because the joy it brings me to see it in my inbox is so real <3

:>

#mellan's trying #bones speaks #cartilage is in your walls #i love you sm bones

[applecidersstuff]

You know what makes Kaz a great boss? What makes him a better boss then both Pekka Rollins and Per Haskel?

He gets to know his crew and basically any people he’s working with. I know it’s basically an opposite of what he says about barrel gangs, but hear me out.

The main reason why Kaz was able to know that Big Bolliger was a traitor is because he knew that Bol was lazy. And knowing what he did in the "Crow club" it would be hard to know if he was lazy or just relaxed while on the job. Kaz knew that he was lazy - he took time to know the guy.

And also the thing that makes Kaz's plans good is that he keeps in mind all his crew's bad habits and vulnerabilities and plots around them. Its really easy to see that if you look at Jesper.

He keeps in mind that Jesper is late and that he can accidentally give up important info. We see that clearly in the beginning of the book. During the “set the wolf free” plan he made sure to tell Jesper the “wrong” time so that he would “be late” and free the animals at the right time. He knew Jesper would(or could) give up info by accident so he took precautions(saying this again: no one arranges an extra ship just to gather in front of it)

And we also have it in the end of CK.

I think both Inej and Jesper had been told the wrong time. Kaz knew that Dunyasha would be there, so he added some time for Inej to fight her. He talks with Jesper about kergud(I have no idea how to spell that, sorry) and also adds time for that fight. He might have actually putted the wyvil it Jespers pocket(as I do not remember Jes actually putting it there, or mb he just made sure it was there).

I mean, it would have been weird if there would be just the sound of one shot fired, but after the siren it would sound better.

When Kaz told Dregs that he won't be their father, he meant it, your father doesn't know you that well, but your sneaky annoying little sibling does.

#renew shadow and bone #six of crows #kaz brekker #soc kaz #kaz six of crows #kaz soc #kaz speaks #kazzle dazzle #kaz being kaz #kaz rietveld #kaz and jesper #jesper my beloved #jesper #jesper fahey #kaz and inej #inej ghafa #sankta inej #inej #soc inej #six of crows inej #soc duology #soc fandom #soc #soc analysis #six of crows duology #six of crows aesthetic #six of crows jesper #the grishaverse #grishaverse #the grisha series