#this is straight up flirting

[augustinewrites]

megumi who tells fushigojo mom about every instance someone tries to flirt with satoru at the park/grocery store/during school pickup AND drives them off immediately once he realizes what’s happening

#ofc gojo wouldn’t even entertain them but #he loves the attention LOL #and megumi is there holding his hand or #is straight up like #MOM always buys this brand 😐 #MOM says we have to be back at 3 #MOM was supposed to pick me up today 🤨 #and glares at whoever is flirting with satoru bcs who are they???? #keeping up with the fushigojos

[cosmicwhoreo]

He get's this question a lot, to the point it kinda annoys him... He has fun with it tho!

#He is a dude tho #straight up #well not straight but- #ye he likes to tease and flirt mostly for the sport of it #it helps having genderly wiles to get your way~ #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #Albatross cookie #fan cookie #cookie oc #cookie run oc #I quote memes

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be #hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this #i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this #i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs' #AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK #the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people. #he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line #and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again. #THERE. CASE OVER #I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL #cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them #its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out #its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo #gumlee #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #gary prince #marshall lee

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the things rizz does to a man's sense of humor

#howdy has heard that joke five times already #theres no hope for him #my new favorite Thought #is barnaby & howdy doing their thing yk flirting at the counter #while a line steadily forms behind barnaby #the entire town is In The Store waiting & listening to barnabys terrible jokes for an hour straight #while howdy just laughs along and swings his legs like the lovestruck fool he is #one day barnaby comes up to the store and theres a 'no dogs allowed' sign #made by sally & put up via (almost) unanimous vote held by the neighborhood #barnaby was not included in the vote. howdy was the single nay. everyone else enthusiastically voted yay #LaughingStock #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart

[cuntlos]

I do think about this video at least twice a month

#1) not thinking he’s pretty #2) thinking that british people are pretty #straight up flirting with the interviewer #toro rosso #carlos sainz

[salemoleander]

Fascinated by people who consider Etho killing Joel to be their 'official breakup' or w/e bc to me hunting someone down and stabbing them to death* is like 'Ah, I see things are going well then'

*in Minecraft.

#same thing with etho and bdubs threatening each other in that ravine session 3 lol #murder threats and or attempts and or straight up murders are basically flirting in mc lol #salem chatter #etho #joel #boat boys #limited life #insert analysis stolen from penultimate Dracula chapter here

[tswwwit]

Though I haven't gone into much detail about Stan and Ford in the Familiar AU, I've thought of something funny.

The Stans went on Unspecified Adventures together when they were younger men. Partners, in fact! And while I'm likely never going to get into the details of their eventual falling out - there's potential in those adventures!

Who knows. Maybe monsterfucking kinda runs in the Pines family, but not the one you'd think.

Stan chatting up a Siren, before Ford has to yank his brother back by the shirt. Wondering where the hell Stan went, only to find him partying with some nymphs in a lake and coming THIS close to being drowned. Hell, maybe when Stan describes one of his exes as a 'shrill harpy', he's being literal about it.

A twenty-something on the prowl and on the adventuring path is gonna run into SO many tempting creatures - and the number of times Ford saved Stan's dumb ass from human-ish ladies would go into the DOZENS.

#this is a shitpost #Not necessarily canon but funny for me to think about #'Holy Moley Look at the bazoongas on that gal!!' #'Stan that's a Medusa. Do NOT look up' #Yes I know Oglaf did that joke but it's still funny to me #There's so many mythical beings that are basically DESIGNED to tempt straight men and you know Stan stumbled into a bunch of them #Ford out here with face in hands watching Stan flirt with a lady then having to save his dumb brother's ass #For the love of god Stan do not follow strange women into bogs because 'she really digs me!' #She's going to eat your bones Stanley. No not like that. Please. #That's all in the past but it certainly makes for some memories #Dipper meeting or hearing about one of Stan's Exes and going Dude what the Hell #Oh Yeah?? Like Dipper's one to talk #Said with a meaningful glance at Bill's stupid grinning face

[flatoutin-eaurouge]

Mika chauffeuring Ron Dennis, 1993

#he is soooo HANDSOME! 😍😭 #need my disney prince like right now! 😭 #the fact that he is straight up flirting with that girl while Ron Dennis sits in the back seat 😭😭 #mika häkkinen #mika hakkinen #classic f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #mclaren #ron dennis #flatoutin-eaurouge

[shitpostingkats]

"Fabian Aramais Seacaster must be queer" is such a cold take because it implies straight people can't be off-the-walls weirdo obsessed with their best friends.

#'He constantly brings up his best friend while trying to flirt with girls.' #'One time his best friend was kidnapped and he got so upset he ate glass.' #yeah and with your donations even more straight men can start talking about their friends like that #obvs no problem with Fabian being queer. but the idea that he MUST be because no straight person is obsessed with their friends #feels. deeply unkind. #d20 #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #queer

[cosmicrhetoric]

episode 24 go crazy go stupid interrogate the fairytale framing device

#if i remembered what episode anna like straight up SAYS 'im the ball of twine' it would be so over #mabel podcast #also the 'going off script' was just them flirting and this is the first time you see them have a conversation and I hope the fucking ce #the CIELING FAN FALLS ON THEM

[sweetpapercroissant]

“dean winchester is a misogynist because he lies to women to get them to sleep with him and therefore clearly doesn’t respect them”

then you actually watch the show and every time dean sleeps with a woman he’s soft and there’s a gentleness even in his passion and he always makes sure his partner’s satisfied/comfortable and he does form genuine connections with the women he sleeps with even if he lies about his name and job (which is completely understandable and actually the sane thing to do considering most of america knows him as a serial killer and there’s not a lot of people around who’d bother talking to a guy who claims he hunts monsters for a living) (or for fun ig since there’s not a lot of ‘living’ in this profession) and he spends time getting to know them and offers the little bits of himself that he can and most of the time that dean has sex with a woman he sleeps over and they see him off in the morning with a goodbye kiss and genuine affection for him and if they ever run into him again they’re clearly fond and look back on their shared memories with satisfaction if nothing else and. this is the guy who doesn’t respect women? how? by believing they are adults who can want and enjoy a night of sex with no strings attached (something he’s always straightforward about btw)?? and more importantly it’s always consensual and they like him as a person and they’re clearly both enthusiastic about it (in fact there’s actually instances where dean isn’t completely enthusiastic but never the other way around).

also any time he’s been in a serious relationship where he was going to be a part of the other person’s life he tells them the whole truth, about hunting and monsters and his role in it and what being with him would entail. so i’d say he respects women just fine but maybe you need to seriously evaluate why you feel having casual sex with women is inherently disrespectful of them.

not to mention that the sex does mean something to him. even if he didn’t it wouldn’t be “wrong” or “misogynistic” to want to have sex with a woman without a relationship BUT. the sex does mean something to him. because he craves intimacy and human contact and affection and being liked and wanted and so often when he’s going through something he’ll open up to these women (jaime, anna) and they’re willing to listen to him without judgment and they’re gentle with him, with his grief, his trauma and the sex is a way for him to connect on a deeper level with them and it helps him and he’s spent almost his entire life isolated from society and can’t form long lasting relationships for much of his childhood and youth but he actually cares about them as human beings and he feels affection for them and it fulfills his desire for tenderness that he can’t expect from anyone else. and there’s nothing wrong with any of that.

#this has to be one of the dumbest things i’ve seen people say about it #i mean sure it raises some questions about consent #but even when he lies about his job he never pretends to be a different person than who he is #what you see is what you get with him #and even when he lies about his job with #motive (???) beyond that. information or just flirting (although let’s be honest it’s the former WAY more often than the latter) he never #actually has sex with someone who he thinks might want to sleep with him just because of his job. #that has never happened #sometimes he just likes playing different parts because it’s fun #and there’s nothing wrong with that either #and he isn’t the only character on spn who’s done this so why is this question only raised when it comes to dean? #and #some of y’all straight up have a weird relationship with sex #supernatural #dean winchester #dean and sex #dean meta #.txt

[vigilskeep]

by the way are lann and daeran . um

#??? #harker goes crusading #why are all their camp dialogues just flirting. hello. #and not like ‘oh theyre having fun banter it kind of could be flirting’ #not sure theres a way to misread lann straight up asking daeran if hed fuck a mongrel. he cant be that straight he thinks thats normal

[jorrated]

umm bingo for knuxouge? curiouse 🤔

#whenever people ship this they always reduce rouge to sexy flirt and knuckles as bumbling mess im sorry its so boring #its not even fun bickering #i dont mind them having maybe tiny crushes on eachother or smth like that #and have fun bickering #but i feel like this ship #kinda hinges on them giving up parts of themselves? #like rouge is a thief and doesnt like sharing #shes greedy and fun and awesome #not respectfull at all #and uses flirting as a tool!!! #knux on the other hand is there to follow his ancestors footstep #or to find his own place on the world #he straight up HATES people stealing his shit #just keep them as respected rivals with fun bickering

[amygdalae]

Hope everyone had/is having a good Halloween :^)

#just got home had a blast #we were wandering the city streets and i just kept finding unopened candy everywhere like straight up in the package #and like who am i to pass up free candy. in rhe wrapper so its safe #also saw our friends band play and it was dope #flirted with a guy at a bar too #danced a lot #anyways im crossfaded and need 2 sleep noe gnite hapy haloween

[infamouslydorky]

Highly unpopular opinion: I don't hate Larry Butz

#aa #i understand the dislike though especially with how he was written #tbh i wish he was written as ''just a guy''. literally just 'the token straight' but without being a creep #sure he could be a flirt just leave the creep aspect out #and then he'd be perfectly compelling being just a dude who's a bit of a loser but somehow ends up a successful artist

[greenbeanapologist]

i just think shiganatsu as a ship has the potential to be SO funny in regard to how much it will piss off people they know. tomura is like "babygirl i can make your dad SO upset-"

#shignatsu #natshig #bnha #mha #todoroki touya #shigaraki tomura #todoroki natsuo #art stuffs #like i don't know whats funnier; them going from fake dating to piss people off to catching real feelings #or them straight up not knowing who the other is and just flirting in the local game stop until it gets serious #either way dabi and endeavor hate it here