#this one's for you Donna

[pseudowho]

Cunt-Drunk

18+, MDNI, just a filthy little drabble...

For @delirious-donna , my Higuruma brainrot muse

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Hiromi didn't often go out with his colleagues. But one week, duty called, and he was obliged to attend karaoke and drinks with his firm's new clients. He was going to be out for hours. It was a Saturday night, and you were off too, and he was absolutely incensed because--

"They said no spouses allowed! Can you believe it?" Hiromi ranted, clattering around the kitchen in a strop, shoving scattered files into his briefcase, "It's almost like they think I'd spend the whole evening talking to you, and squeezing your thighs under the table, and--"

"--well let's be honest, Hiromi, you would--"

"--and who could blame me, really--"

"---Hiromi it's just one night, I won't be doing anything interesting anyway, just go, and have fun, and send me videos of you doing karaoke--"

Hiromi scoffed, clipping his briefcase shut, "I do not do Karaoke."

He stood staring down at you, straight, and tall, and serious for a moment. You bit your lip, barely hiding a smirk. Hiromi slumped dramatically, his face crumpling into a look of abject despair. He cupped his hands around his mouth and nose, head tipped back.

"...do I have to?" He whined. You did not answer. You simply sidled up to him, straightened his tie, and pulled him down by it, pressing a kiss of promise to his lips, so prophetic that he moaned into you.

You whispered against Hiromi's lips; "Off you go, my brave soldier. Have a drink or six for me."

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You worked your way through the usual bottle of Shiraz that you and Hiromi shared on a Saturday night, but, without him there, being drunk just felt sad. You took yourself to bed, in just one of his shirts fished out of the laundry, and fell asleep in the thunk way that only drunk women do.

You woke in the small hours of the morning with a jolt, feeling yourself dragged down the bed by two strong arms looped around your thighs. You squeaked, reaching down and tangling your fingers in a familiar shock of grey-streaked black hair.

"I-- Hiromi--" you started, mumbling and half-asleep. You heard a giggle from between your legs.

"Shhhh," Hiromi slurred, and giggled again. You heard a p-tuu, and felt a glob of warmth, slippery-wet, dripping down your labia. With little warning, Hiromi lathered his tongue between your folds, and you cried out, your body still sizzling with the wine.

"...missed you," Hiromi whined, nuzzling between your puffy folds, "...wanted...to see you...our S'day night...ruined...s'boring without you..."

"--Hiromi--" you panted, dazed and disoriented, "--just come to bed--"

"Shhhhhh," he whispered again, loudly, "m'fine...right here...pull m'hair...jus' hold onto somethin'..."

Hiromi ate your pussy without remorse, without restraint, as drunk as could be, and fucking the bed in his sloppy, rumpled suit. Hiromi moaned, pornographic and dirty, every time he fucked his twitching, aching length against the sheets.

Still suckling your clit between his lips, Hiromi reached down to hook his cock up to press against his belly, his cockhead frictioned deliciously between his black happy trail and waistband.

You had never been eaten out in a way that was so primal, with Hiromi fucking his tongue into your heat, massaging the area around your clit with his liquor-soaked lips, and rolling his tongue over the hard little pearl of your clit until you almost blacked out, your nerves stripped bare by the shock and wine.

Hiromi was rough, looping his arms over your thighs and dragging you back to his mouth every time you mewled and tried to crawl away from him. He'd respond with a sharp nip to the inside of your thigh, and an admonishing look, before rubbing his face savagely from side to side over your sopping cunt and clit, growling into the wet mess he'd made of you.

As you squirmed and yanked the roots of his hair, clamping your thighs around his head, Hiromi mumbled into your pussy, focusing his tongue and lips on your clit before abruptly sliding three bunched, long fingers into your hole, fucking you hard and fast with them until he felt your silky sweet spot.

Hiromi fucked the bed in time, imagining in his drunken stupor, that the wet squelches and frantic cries from you, were from his cock slamming in and out of you instead.

"--c'mon baby...in m'mouf, cum in m'mouf...good girl, so good, s'good...gonna cum...m'gonna cum...fuuuuckkk, shit--"

Dragging you with biting, sucking, growling urgency through your orgasm, Hiromi came in tandem; his ruts into the mattress, and his pitched, desperate moans became slower, and softer, as his seed poured out under his shirt, soaking the white fabric, sticky and cloying against his twitching belly.

His fingers still inside you, his nose and mouth still between your folds, face-down on the bed as you came down from your absolutely feral high...you heard a snore.

Rising on shaking elbows, you looked down the bed. Cum-soaked, drunk, and sticky with your arousal, Hiromi snored soft, drunk snores into your pussy.

In the morning, you showed him the photo you took of him, this way, before watching the video Hiromi's colleague sent you of him singing old rock songs while the whole karaoke bar cheered him on.

#sorry just #had some wine and got thinking #umph #this one's for you Donna #higuruma #higuruma hiromi #higuruma hiromi x reader #higuruma smut #higuruma x reader #hiromi higuruma #hiromi higuruma x reader #jjk higuruma #jujutsu kaisen higuruma #hiromi jjk #hiromi x reader #jjk hiromi #hiromi smut #pseudowho #Higuruma Hiromi smut #Higuruma Hiromi fluff #higuruma hiromi headcanons #higuruma x y/n #higuruma x you #jujutus kaisen higuruma

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

#doctor who #the doctor #fifteen #he shows up at the noble house next day with a bunch of cat toys and 14 explains that he was just picking up food for next door #and 15's like ah. well. the thing is. i thought if you only had one cat they'd be lonely so. and pulls out a kitten #rose after 15 leaves: is this an alien cat #14: 100% yeah. don't tell donna that bit

[nat-20s]

I think Nuwho companions give a lot of leeway to The Doctor for some of their odder behaviors on the assumption of oh well they're an alien I'm not gonna hold them to human norms but tbh if they knew other time lords (not the master. The master doesn't count bc the master is also a freak) they'd probably be like ohhh. Never mind it's not a species thing it's a you thing

#donna remembers other time lords and shes like. none of the other ones lick random items. why are you like this #doctor who #the doctor

[dailyclassicwho]

love how in midnight donna has a nice spa day and the doctor has one of the worst days of his life

#doctor who #nuwho #midnight #rtd era #tenth doctor era #tenth doctor #donna noble #thoughts #dw.txt #midnight is one of the GOAT episodes you can’t change my mind #1K

[that-ineffable-devil]

When Donna told the Doctor that he took on 10s face and then found her because he wanted to come home, he and I took identical sharp breaths as it hit us in the SOUL.

#like goddamn #She went for the kill and she one shot us #Thank you Donna Noble #doctor who spoilers #doctor who #dw spoilers #dw specials #14th doctor #david tennant #donna noble #catherine tate

[davidtennan-t]

still firmly in my 'fourteen apologising and looking solemn' era

#the eye contact in the second gif #he instantly grew scared he'd ruined everything #after just getting donna back #and you can see he was contemplating everything in that one little moment #fourteen my beloved soft and mature boy #david tennant #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #fourteen x donna #catherine tate #wild blue yonder

[beneath-themilkytwilight]

"something so scary the tardis ran away 😨😨💀" babe this is nothing new name one episode where the tardis doesn't vibe w the energy and just fucks off to who knows where until the conflict is resolved,, bye guys I'll catch you at the end of the episode

#like yeah i get that the doctor saves people because its good and kind blahblahblah #but like most of the time he has no choice because the tardis just strands them there 💀 #tbh peak doctor who is the doctor being like “oh shit i dont think we can get out of this one!!” #and the camera just panning to the tardis already fading away like lol bye bitches good luck undooming the narrative #see you at the end of the episode #doctor who #tenth doctor #donna noble #fourteenth doctor #the doctor #rtd era #tardis #i talk too much

[nabwastaken]

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#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #wilbur cross #miss holloway #emma perkins #paul matthews #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #homeless man #charlotte sweetly #richie lipshitz #tom houston #becky barnes #dan reynolds #donna daggit #<- you know I had to fit a dangit related one in here #proud papa ed #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #dan and donna my beloveds #dangit hatchetfield #nora hatchetfield #nora beanie #lex foster #spies are forever #agent curt mega #owen carvour #<- because you know I had to make you guys sad with the last one

[nikov]

if equal affection cannot be, LET THE MORE LOVING ONE BE ME.

tolkien (2019) / crush, richard siken / the holiday (2006) / the song of achilles, madeline miller / because i liked you, a.e. housman / the secret history, donna tartt / the more loving one, w. h. auden

#web weaving #words #parallels #rb:words #mine:words #year:2023 #tolkien #crush #Richard siken #the holiday #the song of achilles #Madeline miller #because I liked you #ae housman #the secret history #tsh #donna tartt #the more loving one #wh auden #w.h. auden #unrequited love

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think fourteen has a breakdown one day about just how much time with donna he lost. it was that easy, the whole time, for the metacrisis issue to be resolved, and instead of him ever figuring that out, he lost years and years of a life he could have had with her. he stood on the outskirts of her wedding. he wasn’t there when she was pregnant with rose and wasn’t there when she had her. he wasn’t there for a thousand little moments where he could have made her laugh. every time she looked for him without remembering who she was looking for could have been a time he was standing next to her. and he’s never going to get that back. time machine at his fingertips and yet somehow the one thing he never has enough of is time.

#it’d make him more grateful that he came home to her in the end but god. god. #and its not a long amount of time. not to someone like him. but at the same time. isnt it. #isnt every second that he could have had and never will get the chance to an loss so infinite that he cant stand it #its not that donna was alone without him. its not that she had no one else there to support her. #but he couldnt be there. #‘you were okay without me’ is such cold comfort when he could have been a part of her life. she could have been okay *with* him. #sorry im losing my mind over how much they both lost and how theyll have to live with that and move on from it and take what they have #and hold onto it so tightly #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #donna noble

[ghost-bison]

Thinking about how in "Death and the Queen" (Tenth Doctor Adventures - Volume one), the Doctor said "I lied. I said I was fine about you leaving, and I'm not" and "No man's ever gonna be good enough for my Donna", and how when he said "No happily ever after", Donna answered "Except with you".

#i love them #so so so so so much #btw those audio books are incredible you should go and listen to them #especially death and the queen #this one's gonna make you fall in love with donna #if you're not already in love with her ofc #doctor who series 4 #doctor who #catherine tate #david tennant #tenth doctor #donna noble #donna noble my beloved #doctordonna my beloved #donna fucking noble

[lost-tardis-room]

rip to fourteen for having to go shopping for clothes with donna

#there's no way she'd let him wear that same suit for the rest of forever #but also he'd probably follow her around on errands all the time but the ONE TIME she wants to buy him clothes they'd be like nooooo no non #nono nooooo no please donna it's okay i can wear this it's fine also whole tardis wardrobe #and she'd be like uh uhi stand by my point you can wear a suit like that up to the age of 35 and not past it #and he would say donna i'm over a thousand years old #and she'd say exactly! time for you to buy a hoodie! #uhhh anyways wrote a ficlet in my own tags lol #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #i love them so so much #dr who #doctor who

[jim-jam-gem]

Yeah no I think I’m gonna need about a million years to recover from that episode.

#screams #how many emotions can you fit into one single hour of telly #I think we all need a hug after that #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #catherine tate #donna noble #digital art #artists on tumblr #I desperately want to do a proper painting of these two just so I can capture their magnificent hair

[nat-20s]

Love to make Rose Tyler a bit 👀😳 over Donna bc it ultimately results in. Bisexuality win! The two people you have big dumb unattainable gay crushes have combined into one person who is very very into you!

#rose tyler #donna noble #tentoo #like congrats ur eventual husband is also. half the woman you were mad crushin on. you get a wife and husband for the price of one spouse

[joshdonnas]

"That's what we said about the British." "We took the British."

DONNA MOSS AND JOSH LYMAN Galileo (2x09) ❈ The West Wing

#thewestwingedit #twwedit #the west wing #donna moss #josh lyman #josh x donna #2.09 #s2 #smallscreensource #tvfilmsource #tvandfilm #tvfilmgifs #userbbelcher #useroptional #usersource #userthing #otpsource #recycling one of my very first posts bc i can gif better now and i love this interaction but hate how the old one looks #also tumblr stop bugging my captions i'm begging you

[yesokayiknow]

okay so you know how it goes: fourteen comes to life in thirteen's clothes. and they're both too short and too loose and entirely too bright for his frame of mind. they worked with a doctor who hid everything behind a too wide smile; not so much with a doctor whose pain and tiredness is written across his face

he needs to change. obviously

and then the star beast starts, and fourteen leaves the tardis, and he's still in thirteen's clothes

he just. he doesn't know. how does he choose new clothes? he feels wrong. how will wearing something else change that?

(donna tells him that it's christmas, mate; it's bloody freezing. maybe wear longer trousers, yeah? also he's both too young and too old to wear braces. just a friendly note)

he doesn't have to explain who he is to the unit scientist, not with those clothes. instead he talks about how he doesn't understand why he looks like this. why he is this. why this face? why isn't he someone new?

actually. maybe he is someone new. was he ever this open before? hm

why do you look like that, sylvia hisses, trying to hide him from the daughter he destroyed ruined left

it's a lottery, he replies, purposely ignorant

he still has his thirteenth self's screwdriver. it's too small in his hands

(the whole time they were her, her hands were too small. she didn't like touching anyway, but whenever someone took her hand, it felt wrong. they were too small. sometimes it felt like if she worked fast enough, tinkered about without stopping, she wouldn't have to look at them)

everything goes wrong. his fault, like always

(blimey. of all the things to carry over from the first time he had this face, it had to be the guilt, didn't it?)

you shouldn't look like that, the doctordonna says, and he runs a hand down his face with a tired laugh

no, the doctordonna says, not the face. a hand reaches out to grasp at the collar of his shirt, at the dangling earring chain. this isn't you. who are you, doctor?

like he knows. like they've ever-

she dies.

she lives. he doesn't deserve it. it isn't about him. he still doesn't deserve it

we're letting it go, donna says, and he looks down at himself, at another him's clothes, another him's screwdriver

well, she never was subtle, his donna

the tardis is gorgeous, though when isn't she. he tries to show off his new console to donna, and she rolls her eyes, and drags him off to the wardrobe

unlike normally, where all the clothes are scattered about, the new tardis wardrobe now also has a line of wardrobes stood against the wall. fifteen of them, to be exact

the last wardrobe is open. and empty

he goes to the second to last, and opens it to reveal a wide array of rainbow patterned shirts. she probably would've hated for her things to be organised like this. always creating mess so she wouldn't have to think about anything important. he laughs. and he takes off the sky coloured coat and the worn boots and the earrings and gently places them inside. tag, he thinks, as he closes the doors

and then he moves down to the eleventh wardrobe, full of brown coats and blue suits and neatly pressed shirts and pairs of converse. and he stands in front of it. and he wonders

after a moment, donna's like wait do you want me to leave?? you never cared about nudity before, did you? and he's like oh actually i do feel more self conscious. huh. weird.

he doesn't have to say, i think i'm a different person. not to donna. she just gives him a smile, and a shoulder nudge, and tells him she'll see him in the console room

the last wardrobe is empty

he takes a breath, and then goes to rummage about in the rest of the clothes

#13 🤝 14 (🤝 12) -> dysphoria 😔 #doctor who #the doctor #fourteen #my fanfic #i mean ig #the tardis is including war. and so am i #the fugitive doctor's clothes are around somewhere also #then he leaves the wardrobe and donna's like literally all you've done is change your colour palette #and he's like oi i've only been me for a few hours! give me time to get a fashion sense! #and she's like well how long were you your last face #and he's like idk. bout a century? #and she's like i saw your clothes before this. that one had decades & never found a sense of fashion so i'm not holding my breath with you. #it's the new year i've decided to write about things only i still care abt probably dsakjlaskjl #why isn't this a proper fic. because i can't be bothered. hope that helps #bye im gonna go make brownies