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asterrioxs · 6 months

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ITS TIIIIIIIIIIMMEE!!!!

THE GARTIC PHONE STREAM OF ALL TIME IS COMING YOUR WAY!!

(ft katdeety)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH AT 10AM EST (2:00 PM UTC)

GET READY FOR ABOUT. LIKE. TWO HOURS. OF

MAXIMUM FUN!!!

MAXIMUM SILLY!!!

AND MAXIMUM ASTRX IMPREGNATIwhat

((IN THE CASE that something pops up and it cant happen tomorrow, itll probably happen next weekend, so make sure to check back here for updates.))

DOODLES UNDER THE CUT!

what you might see on stream... ehrhrhr.r....

#astrx #streamstrx #youtubestrx #stream #livestream #art #digital art #gartic phone #gartic #artstrx #doodlestrx #help us all #utmv #utmvstrx #boost this help me #this probably wont go well

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daily-imbibitorlunae · 10 months

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drawing imbibitor lunae everyday part 5:

he is not paid enough for this shit

#imbibitor lunae #honkai star rail #bailu hsr #hsr fanart #dan heng il #i am going to be without power & internet tomorrow so day 6 may be a bit late!#also to the anon who sent me a suggestion i will probably do it this week sometime :)#more suggestions are always welcome!!!#feel free to chat with me on my main as well (begaydoalchemy) !!!#im trying to keep this blog drawing content only so i probably wont answer asks publicly to make it easier for folks to scroll

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pencilscratchins · 2 years

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found this comic that i forgot to include in the kevin & the wonder twins zine! i think jack should have the ability to create little friends and i think if billie had been god (like they should have been,) they would have let jack have that power. [ID in ALT]

#kevin tran #jack kline #claire novak #supernatural #supernatural tw #spn #art #my art #aww i think they should be allowed to make little buddies! jacks very responsible and cas wont let them get a dog :(#sure the snake didnt go well THAT ONE TIME #but it was probably deans fault anyway somehow #in the kevin and the wondertwins AU billie is god #bc billie should have been god in the first place lmao why give a 5 year old a job?

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theminecraftbee · 8 months

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Normally, traitors aren’t frog-marched to the Emperors themselves, regardless of what rank of information they had. These aren’t normal circumstances, though, Techno bemoans to himself. For one, the man is refusing to speak anything but French and a tiny amount of broken Bayesh. For another, on being made, he immediately handed over about three folders of classified information then loudly waited for handcuffs to be put on him.

Phil is lounging in his throne; he’d never been one for propriety. This leaves Techno to be, uh, the actually serious one. The one adorned in uniform, sitting and glowering down. It’s lucky that the traitor isn’t a pigman, because Techno isn’t actually great at glowering, but humans are weird about pigman facial expressions so he should be fine?

The traitor stands before them and grins. In perfect Bayesh, he says: “Finally. It took way too long for you to catch me, bitch.”

Techno pauses. He stares. In Piglish, he barks to his guards: “Everyone out. It’s Leader business.”

They file out. They’ll be waiting outside. Phil straightens in his seat and reaches for his own sword.

Techno, laboriously, drags his hand across his face. He switches back to Bayesh. God, does he regret being fluent in multiple languages sometimes. “What are you doing here, Tommy.”

“Showing you your intelligence weak points, fucker. Do you know how easy it is to slip Bayesh spies in here? I was smooth. A smooth customer. I was hearing classified milkitary secrets—”

“You were caught within two hours,” Techno says.

“That’s—that’s just what you think, innit?” Tommy says. Phil laughs. He’s the real traitor here.

“Tommy. I don’t wanna have to cause an international incident, but I’ve had a really long day, so if you just tell me who hired you to run a spy op, and why you decided it was a good idea to run it yourself, instead of sending one of your experts…”

“No one,” Tommy says.

“Hey, don’t lie you little shit. Techno might not want to start an incident but I don’t care,” Phil says. He grins and holds up his sword. “You wanna wake up in a jail cell and reveal some secrets? We may all be Leaders but it won’t stop torture from hurting.”

“What the fuck, Phil,” Tommy says.

“No one’s torturing anyone. We’ll just bomb them later if we must,” Techno says.

“And I wasn’t lying. It’s—can I take the wig off by the way? It fucking itches.”

“I despise you.”

Tommy takes off the black wig, revealing his blonde hair. “Anyway, I don’t want to work with you guys either, so I figured I’d get your attention by like, acting like we’re enemies and stuff. Got hired for espionage enough back in the day to pick up that much.”

“Who the fuck wanted you as a spy?” Phil asks.

“Fuck you,” Tommy says and doesn’t elaborate.

“Please just tell us what you want,” Techno says. “Please. I can’t handle this much you at any given time.”

“This needs to be Leader to Leader,” Tommy says, and something heavy laces his words. The hairs on Techno’s arms stand up.

“You coulda asked,” he says, in one final desperate bid for normality.

“No, I couldn’t have,” Tommy says. “I think Chip’s dead.”

Techno doesn’t notice that he’s standing until he is.

“What?”

“Yeah,” Tommy says. “Yeah. And, uh, I fucking. Need your help to figure out what happened. Before we get blamed. And I know, politically, you’ve got no reason, but if we don’t figure out—”

Techno sits back down, heavy.

“I know you understand Piglish. Let me talk in my native language. Phil.”

“Yeah, mate?”

“Go get the stuff.”

Phil’s eyes darken. “Right. That. Well, I’ll be back.”

Tommy’s voice, for the first time since Techno met him as a newly-minted Leader, standing on a wooden bench and yelling about executions, is small.

“You believe me?” he says.

“Why else would you come here?” Techno asks. “Not like we like you.”

“Good, because I’m shit at infiltrations. Would have been embarrassing if you, like, didn’t know your enemy well enough to know that,” Tommy says. He’s saying something else underneath it. Techno is neither good enough at Bayesh or at Tommy to guess what.

“Let’s work out an excuse to make a treaty. And you tell me everything.”

#smp earth #WELL THAT'S A TAG I HAVEN'T HAD TO USE IN A WHILE.#a bee fic #anyway have you ever had to excise a story hook that's appeared in your head?#anyway: in which business bay gets framed for murdering chip and unfortunately as much as tommy would like the notoriety #he can't afford to let a guy who could kill chip just run around. also no one believes him.#so he goes to the antarctic empire hoping to ruffle enough feathers to at least get them out of the way #and technoblade immediately goes 'oh god something that incredibly stupid WOULD happen to you. oh no.'#AND THEN THEY ARE FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER TO CATCH THE GODKILLER #for the record. i probably won't write this.#if you're in a certain server with me please ignore how much i've been going 'but i COULD write bedrock bros' recently i PROBABLY WONT #anyway. i thought maybe you all would like this. the worldbuilding is like. ADJACENT to empires earth? with a lot of months in-between #like it definitely has influences from when i was doing the empires earth stuff.

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faunandfloraas · 12 days

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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶

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sracha · 11 months

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does anyone know where i can buy these amiibo cards

#rwby #strq #summer rose #qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #it is wednesday or as i like to call it. woowoo summer saturday!!!#ive had these for a while and just remembered to update summer's outfit lol #summer's bday is the 'are you stupid' incedent but it worked so well with what i already had in mind for her i just kept it.#i gave up with tai's birthday he should probably be a leo. idc #summer and her three stooges (water signs)#anyways we haveeee #uchi summer. lazy tai. cranky twins or one of them can be smug idk #summer with the best decorated house. also cuts down all your trees <3 no one minds #tai very friendly beach comber loves to show you his sand dollars and all his rows of flowers that summer helps him with :((((#raven that wont ever move out of a tent unless summer is on the same island so she can yell at her for it (the tent is ugly)#btw wolves and ravens irl have a hunting relationship..you could say they are..partners..blinks really loudly #okay i goinggg i going

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mercury-prince · 1 year

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starfleet academy never taught him how to sit straight (wip)

#idkk this meme is well past dead now but here u go anyway #working on this just swallows up time like ramen noodles so i probably wont finish it lmao #anyone wanna colour it for me??#julian bashir #bashir ds9 #ds9

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mitamicah · 11 months

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All thirteen (sketches) are now done: finaaaaally :'D

If you've followed along with the other updates you may notice that I did indeed change my plans last minute and the twin combo of 'Kääryle'/'Käärsatsi' into 'Kiitos' and 'Are You?' - those prompts inspired me more in the moment x'D

So yeah - this is the thirteen 'stickers' I will be working on finishing now :3 Feel free to let me know if you'd like me to submit the finished versions seperately or in combilations like this one :3 I might also soon make a post about what sort of rendering you'd prefer for them so keep in touch if you have an opinion there if not that's okay too <3

Oh and there's some bonus material under the line :3 (some sketches and alternative stickers version that I didn't end up using mostly x'D)

1st update | 2nd update | 3rd update

#have I bitten over more than I can chew? possibly #so I hope you guys wont get tired of käärijä content the rest of the summer and autumn probably as well x'D #and yes I made the kiitos one digitally now - I actually quite like it too :'D #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #the honorary slovene one got very complicated very fast OVO #hopefully you can see what is going on there x'D #häärijä #bojan cvjeticanin #jure maček #jan peteh #nace jordan #kris gustin #joker out #mine #my own art #esc #esc2023

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roychewtoy · 9 months

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shots from simons flickr account

#i looooove when older media has in universe shit online. like this and the shadow of the colossus viral marketing campaign #[cant handle faces at the moment. cant handle eyes] SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMONNNNNNNN........#oh barrys flickr account we're in it now...#also if anyone cares: the posts cover over season 1 only. i put the pics in order here #all 2009 obvs: nathans bone structure pic was uploaded [dec 2nd] a day before episode 4 aired #curtis pic was the day episode 5 aired [dec 10th]. curtis hit nathan hehelol #shoe pic was the day After episode 5 [dec 11th] so it corresponds with simon killing sally and that caption u know #kelly pic day before season finale [dec 16th]. her state in the caption is probably to do with her mourning nathans death #and alisha pic finale day [dec 17th]. thats also the final pic on the account #there are other pictures. just wanted to upload the ones of the gang. and the shoe shot waaaugh. its nathans shoes as well 😐#if u wanna brooooowse literally just search: misfits simon flickr account. bosh first result #the fact that they did this for season 1 and season 1 is also the only season u can buy scripts for... hehehe😁best season #and the character twitters r fun too #🤔<-me thinking: surely opening the floodgates on misfits posting wont make me go 😀😃..#misfits #simon bellamy #chewtoy

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itsjaywalkers · 18 days

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guys i got home really late and . kinda drunk . so my friend convinced me to call in sick tomorrow (i've never done it not even when i was actually sick) so i texted my manager, the one who's on shift tomorrow and i'm hoping for the best........... wish me luck?

#i'm gonna set my alarm at like 8 . just in case .#bc i was supposed to do the open tomorrow #thats the only reason why im calling in sick #any other shift i would've done without much issue #but theres no way im going in at 9am when its almost 3am rn and im still trying to sober up #just so i can go to sleep #this one manager is lovely and we get along well so im hoping she'll be fine with it #she probably knows its bc of the hangover and not bc im actually sick but #im not the first one whos called in sick bc of a hangover and i wont be the last #my other manager went out with us tonight and she also got super drunk and im her favourite so im hoping she'll back me up #WE'LL SEE #i just wanna rest properly tomorrow and SLEEP and maybe write too..#is that so much to ask for..

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ritzcuit · 1 month

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yea capcom im sure throwing out two (2) corrupt people in the entire monarchy of khura'in will lead to lasting reform 😀

#spirit of justice #I KNOW IT ISNT THAT DEEP LOLLLL LIKE I KNOW AA ISNT THE BEST MEDIUM FOR THIS CONVERSATION...#its just soooo.#So funny to think about.#like omg they did it they solved corruption forever #IT'S FUNNY BC ACE ATTORNEY ALREADY IS A STORY ABT HOW BAD ACTORS IN A SYSTEM ARE INDICATIVE OF SYSTEMATIC FAILURE.#LIKE.#Otherwise it would have ended after 1-4.#but somehow it's really glaring in soj for me. like omg.#I mean to be honest if they revisited khura'in it'll probably be like #OH GOD IT'S STILL BAD IT TURNS OUT. OH THE SYSTEM IS STILL BAD #but they wont go back to khura'in so oh well

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eepybogboy · 8 months

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did a round of eye swaps this weekend! it's the most ive done all at once, and i gotta say, i do not recommend it. by the time i got new eyes in these four, my hands were begging me to stop, so poor Priscilla sat eyeless for a while. but I'm really happy with the results!

let me walk you through the process a bit.

i used this guide to help decide which eyes i wanted to use.

this all started because i wanted Daria's eyes for Zooey.

Daria's eyes don't match her color scheme at all, and this has always bothered me about her. they stand out too much, and its jarring. but that minty blue and pale pink are Zooey's colors exactly, it would complete her alien vibe perfectly.

but, unfortunately, Zooey and Daria have different eye chips. Daria has the Twins eye chip, which has four pegs to keep it in place in the socket, and Zooey has the newer B2 chip, which has only two prongs. i was worried that Daria's eyes wouldnt fit in Zooey's head, so i prepared a backup donor: Simone.

Simone has the CNY eye chip, first introduced in Lily Cheng, the Special Edition doll for the Chinese New Year in 2022. this eye mold is more similar to the B2 eyes since it also has only two prongs, so if Daria's eyes didnt sit right in Zooey, these might be a better fit. the colors arent as perfect, but it could work.

except that Darias eyes fit Zooey perfectly. she looks so cute! now her eyebrows are even more out of place, but I'll get to that later.

i had already taken out Simone's eyes to compare the two, so she was given Zooey's eyes.

i was blown away by how incredible she looks! so soft and sweet. i was fond of her before, but she's crawled up into my top ten faves with this one alteration.

now, i was going to give those eyes to Daria, but they obviously belong to Simone now. Daria still needs brown eyes though, so i brought out a more fitting donor for her: Priscilla. she has the same color eyes as Zooey, but in the Twins eye chip.

perfect for ms. Daria, much more natural. it's just what she needed.

now, i wasn't intending to bring Minnie into this, but her eyes are a bit unusually dark, and i had Simone's eyes sitting there.. and well. i already had the hair dryer out.

honestly? a serve. she has B2 eyes originally, like Zooey, so the lashes are Just under her eyelid but they still fit her sculpt pretty well.

at this point, my hands were aching, and i had worn a blister into my thumb, so i had to take a break. Pris was going into the stock box anyway, so there was no pressure to finish her, but the next day i came back and gave her Minnie's eyes for safekeeping.

she looks a little sleepy, but overall pretty cute. she probably won't stay this way because she's going into the potential custom pile, but its fine for now.

look at these four and how perfect they are!! Zooey and Daria came out exactly how i planned, but i am still so shook by how beautiful Simone is now. i just cant stop looking at her.

I'll be reblogging to add more photos, including side by side comparisons to the stock photos since tungle will only let me post 10 pictures at a time