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diabolikpersonals · 3 months
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Baby shu and baby yuma sleeping while holding hands can heal me
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get healed!!!
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coulsart · 7 months
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fatherforgivethem · 7 months
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What’s your unbiased opinion of how each green (+ Jace) would do in a zombie apocalypse
Criston: He would be really prepared and would make sure that everyone is in the car and that they’re all safe. He wouldn’t have a game plan, but he would be so ready to protect his family. He’s giving young Joel vibes (🥲)
Alicent: Is the person that sees what’s happening on the TV and goes to wake everyone up (it happened at night cause… stress). She is packing all of the bags at lightning speed, getting the cat in the car. The car is in the garage and she’s using that to her best advantage. She would be incredibly stressed but she would also try her best to calm others down.
Aegon: He’s freaking the fuck out and had like two panic attacks. He’s played zombie games growing up and he knows how to shoot a gun (thank Criston for that one) but he’s also a ball of stress and it’s a little to much for him. He’s dressed in a band T (he’ll change to camo later cause he’s like that) and wearing ripped jeans. He’s the comedic relief and he’s telling Criston the best way to kill the zombies lol.
Jace: Jace was there visiting and everything went to shit in like two seconds. He’s stressed and he can’t get in contact with his mom and he doesn’t know what to do. But he does know that he needs to help Alicent with whatever she needs and he’s making sure that they have all the canned food from the basement. He found some maps in the junk drawer and he stuffed them in his back pocket so they wouldn’t lose them. He’s trying his best to stay calm but he’s freaking the fuck out
Heleana: She’s doing really well actually. The noise is bothering her, but she’s looking at the maps and telling Criston where he needs to go and the best back roads that people won’t take. She has like six flashlights in her bag and she’s handed them to everyone. She knows the best place to go where it will be secluded (it’s in Canada somewhere and I swear if people don’t take my side on this I will go crazy). She was super into survival games as a kid and so she’s prepared.
Aemond: This kid is READY! He’s been planning for this since he was little and he’s already decked out in camo gear and he’s gone full blown zombie crazy. He thinks he’s in a movie and honestly what’s wrong with that? He’s trained and ready and he’s prepared to protect himself and his family in anyway he knows how. He’s a BEAST!
Daeron: He was woken up by Alicent telling him to get dressed and is still confused by what’s happening. When they were in the car driving past all of the built up traffic and chaos going on, he’s like “what the fuck?”. He’s freaking out in the backseat and is just keeping quite ore else he might throw up.
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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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I'M PHANTOOOOO RAHHHHH 💪💪
Sweetheart is so strong... ough.... they're all so lucky... not Krueger though 😈 i bet he's jealous that Sweetheart can pick everyone up except him 🥚🥚
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RAAAAHHHH PHANTO
Sweetheart is VERY strong! She has like- a slim thick sleeper build LOL
Small info dump:
Her mom was an assassin and her dad was a war general and a blacksmith (still is) so they taught her at a VERY YOUNG AGE skills and strength and shi 😎
so NOW she can carry five grown men on her back while running full speed. BUT since almost everyone is shorter than her, she can do that. She cannot do that to Krueger because he's 13 inches taller than Sweetheart, and weights about the same as a small school bus 💀LMAO
She tried to pick him up but fell immediately and took him down with her
Sweetheart, groaning: UGH- good lord Krueger!! Why're you so damn heavy??
Krueger: well I am 487 pounds of pure muscle so-- that could be why.
Krueger: I honestly think that you're too weak to pick me up, my love.
Sweetheart:
Sweetheart: y'know what just for that, I'm beating your ass
Krueger, whining: Nooooo...
Now let me tell you, she can beat. his. ass. Like baking fucking bread- BEATING THE EGGS UNTIL THEY'RE MIXED
Krueger has ended up upside down and thrown everywhere so many times while fighting Sweetheart 💀 he loves it tho, that freak
BUT OMG HE'S SO ENVIOUS WHEN SHE PICKS UP EVERYONE ELSE- LIKE he's just brooding in a dark corner while staring at Sweetheart pick up Soap and Gaz on her shoulders. He's so sad, and angry 😠 König is fucking LOVING IT- she can't really pick him up either tho-- she can give him a piggy back ride but even THAT puts a strain on her back
König, panicking: I'm so sorry, süßer Kuchen! I heard a crack! Are- Are you alright?
Sweetheart: Yeah! Yeah I'm fine. I think you actually-- helped my back. I've been trying to pull it for two weeks now so- CRACK- ow-- So yeAh I'm FiNe
Price: I'm taking you to the medic
Sweetheart: PRICE NO I'M FINE
(She was not fine. She pulled a muscle. Price banned her from picking people up for a while.)
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i-eat-your-pancakes · 10 months
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WITS, CHARM, THE ABILITY TO TELL EXACTLY HOW A MARTINI WAS MADE. THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT DOUBLE 0. BUT Q ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION: CHEMICAL SEX. THUS, JAMES BOND WAS BORN! USING HIS SUPER SPY POWERS, BOND HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO FIGHTING CRIME AND SEDUCING A LOT OF WOMEN
(WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE)
For table 006: Draw in a different style. I've always wanted to try mimicking the PPG art style, so this was my excuse to do that!
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missjanjie · 4 months
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for the prompts, i've always wanted to see lemyanka + accidental baby acquisition
Lemon had just entered the apartment and nearly turned right back out. But her curiosity got the best of her, at least enough to keep that inside. “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.”
“What do you want me to do? Run a DNA test and see whose vagina I can shove it back up?” Priyanka asked, bouncing a surprisingly calm infant in her arms.
“Or something!” The blonde huffed. “Okay, let’s go back to the beginning and tell me what happened.”
“Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much–”
Lemon pinched the bridge of her nose. “Skip to the part where the baby ended up in your possession.”
Priyanka didn’t miss a beat. “Someone asked me to hold her at the grocery store and after like, ten minutes, I started looking around for the mom and when I made eye contact, she ran out the door and drove away. Which would explain why she gave me a diaper bag too.”
She looked at her girlfriend in utter disbelief. “It’s a miracle you didn’t get abducted as a child,” she remarked, then added, “we’re taking the baby to the hospital.”
“I don’t think she’s sick.”
Lemon blinked, wondering if she had to officially embrace being morosexual. “Do you know how bad it is when I’m the smart one here? Hospital. Now.”
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harrywavycurly · 2 years
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Loving these text conversations! I'd love to see a text conversation where Eddie gets to your place before you, because you're late. So to entertain himself he snoops through your room. Finding your diary and a beautiful skull ring you found at a thrift store for his birthday, but he's found the box in your jacket pocket and thinks he's spoiled a surprise proposal.
Hiii babes! So I had fun with this lol for this he texted none other than Harrington😂 hope you enjoy this!!💖
*a/n this isn’t connected to the BF Eddie series, also used she/her pronouns in this*
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mx-bluesky · 1 year
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ep. 82 (survivors ballad) corbin casts flame sphere and destroys some ice zombies. quick doodle because I had this in my head and it needed out.
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dilfsuzanneyk · 1 month
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hi hi this is for the mutual guessing game!i have no idea what to put here but i'll do my best o7
(i hope the links work!)
https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/tnML7BZOyDwl https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/i9QFKcTY0q23 https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/bM7wrByAbiJ0 https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/iYv9XEeHbJ3s https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/5vXGSDYJH2j4 https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/zeABi4zZWH33
who might i be?
hello!! thank you for the ask hehe
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okay the ao3 tells me nothing because you could be anyone LMAOO but hmm... that first one looks like one of those efteling statues? so i'm guessing this might be moon! but let's see
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painting and will wood... this HAS to be moon right
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an anteater and a little elf dude? not too sure what those are i'm sorry
however!! i'm pretty sure this is @moonlight19256 !! show yourself anon mutual....
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izvmimi · 5 months
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sliding under the door to the mimidoriya household to politely ask for a moodboard of your kiddo’s nursery? if ya wanna 👉🏾👈🏾
omg ahhh i suck at moodboards but lemme try uwu <3
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theragethatisdesire · 11 months
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well I AM interested in your hc on how Eren loves the good and the bad *opens up a chair and sits down*
*crosses hands over the table and leans in*
oh you should NOT have asked because i have some thoughts. i think it’s best summed up in that one ti penso uni line that says “burning, too-hot-to-touch love, the only love eren knows how to offer” or something
eren’s obsessive at best, maddening at worst
i don’t see him being huge on traditional pda (hand holding, sweet lil kisses, etc), but he’s very touchy. always right behind you at any party, keeps you on his lap if you’re sitting, hand constantly under your knee at the table
he’s so obsessed with you that it makes him possessive
he’d never tell you what to wear, but he can’t stand when other guys leer at you across the room, peek down your dress, catcall you- uh uh. no way. eren’s swinging.
this is why i could never see eren doing public sex. not because he’s not into the hot aspect of it, but because you're his. if you two were caught, he wouldn’t be embarrassed, he’d be furious that anyone else saw you unraveled like that
esp in the beginning, eren’s obsession leads him to be fascinated with you
not in a creepy way, but like he watches your favorite movie on his own when you bring it up on the first date, stalks your spotify page to see what you’re listening to, wants to try tofu (which he despises) because you like it and he needs to see what the hype’s about
most of your fights center around eren being too all over you. alone time is just not a concept for him
there's no "sleeping on the couch" when you do fight. eren will go and go and go until its 5am if it means you won't go to bed angry with each other
again, not huge on traditional pda, but when you’re alone? the touchiest mf on the planet
like, whines and throws a temper tantrum if you want to sit across the couch from him instead of snuggled into his side, walks up behind you and gives you a hickey for fun, spanks you every time you bend over without fail
little spoon. absolutely little spoon. no question.
think of it this way: eren's just a lovesick little boy at heart, smitten with you and plotting ways to take over the world just so he can gift it to you wrapped in a cute lil bow <3
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steve-needs-a-hug · 1 year
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tumblr’s bells happened to be in the exact same key as the song I was listening to so I jammed along 🔔🎶
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biperhart · 2 years
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thornsnvultures · 2 years
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(Nice mood board BTW 😘)
OVA psychos edition; Lloyd, Freezy, dark!nomad Steve.
And for the same trio, this list:
6. go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with
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thank you bb 😘💞💖 this is legit tough lol it got kinda long so I'm gonna put it under the cut.
Oral: Lloyd
I want to cockwarm him while he works. Just always at his feet with his cock in my mouth 🥰
Vag: dark!nomad!Steve
Three words. Breed me, daddy.
Anal: Freezy
Chase kink activated. No prep. Just him in those rubber gloves, and apron. Maybe if I'm good he'll keep me around and I can have all the popsicles I want 😌 Sure I'm chained to the freezer in the back of his truck, but I've never been a fan of Summer.
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As for the list,
Go clothes shopping with: Lloyd
Just look at him! That man knows how to dress! 😂
Go to Ikea with: Freezy
No reason in particular other than I'd like to know if he likes the Swedish meatballs.
Go grocery shopping with: dark!nomad!Steve
He can tell me exactly what he wants with the roast I'll be making for dinner. Because for at least tonight he wants a good little housewife to take care of him.
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linusbenjamin · 1 year
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choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!
tagged by @spidermanns 💛💛💛 thanks for tagging me, it looks so fun!
name of the artist: Taylor Swift
what is your gender?: Girl At Home
describe yourself: This Is Me Trying
how do you feel?: Death By A Thousand Cuts
if you could go anywhere, where would it be?: Welcome to New York
describe your best friend: Mr. Perfectly Fine
your favorite time of day: Midnight Rain
if your life was a tv show, what would it be called?: Sad Beautiful Tragic
what is life to you?: Nothing New
relationship status: I Bet You Think About Me
what do you fear?: You’re On Your Own Kid
tagging whoever wants to participate! <3
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mandycantdecide · 2 years
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'Cause karma is my boyfriend
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Karma is a god
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Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
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Karma's a relaxing thought
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Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
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Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
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Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
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Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
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Me and karma vibe like that
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