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keerysfreckles · 18 days
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high definition — OP81 (smau)
pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader
summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother
warnings: none!
a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more 😁
masterlist !
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yourusername found a new hiking buddy:) tagged: oscarpiastri
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user1 i need to go hiking with them asap
user2 omg oscar???
landonorris why do you keep stealing my teammate 🤨
yourusername not my fault he's cooler than you 🤷‍♀️
danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
yourusername OI! OI! OI!
danielricciardo oscarpiastri you've taught her well
oscarpiastri i try 😅
user3 him taking a picture of her taking a picture is so personal to me
user4 she's wearing oscars mclaren beanie in the last one DHMU...
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[podium boy! oscarpiastri]
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landonorris where's my podium post
bffusername GIRL THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT YOU
logansargeant and you still say your just friends..
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oscarpiastri great way to end the weekend tagged: yourusername
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user1 DOUBLE MCLAREN PODIUM ‼️‼️
user2 our papayas did it 🥹🥹
user3 finally the mclaren strategy made sense
yourusername can i come to every race now
oscarpiastri duh you're my good luck charm 🧡
landonorris what is y/n's face in that pic 😭
yourusername I DIDN'T THINK YOUR CAR WOULD BE THAT LOUD
user4 his good luck charm???? hello????
mclaren first double podium of many
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yourusername turned 21 in the paddock today 🧡💐🫶🏻🎂🏁🌟🐨
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user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!!!!!!
mclaren orange looks good on you
yourusername ikr! 😆
user2 OSCARS HAT I REPEAT OSCARS HAT
user3 i just know mclaren got a lil cake for her ☹️☹️☹️☹️
oscarpiastri i'm not getting that hat back anytime soon aren't i
yourusername nope! 🤗
user4 I KNEW IT WAS OSCARS
landonorris wow you'll take osc's hat but not mine 😒
yourusername well yes!
bffusername so glad the koala shipped in time 🙏
alexalbon missed opportunity to tag oscar as the koala
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oscarpiastri my birthday girl 🧡
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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all
user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????
landonorris i see who your favorite norris is 😔😔
oscarpiastri it took you this long to notice it's not you?
yourusername HAHA OSC LIKES ME BETTER 🫵🤣
user3 sorry max and kelly, y/n and oscar are my new fav f1 couple
charlesleclerc so this is why you weren't at team dinner tonight
oscarpiastri sorry i have priorities 🤷‍♂️
user4 Y/NOSCAR IM SO UP 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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[i'm such a third wheel 💔 oscarpiastri yourusername]
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yourusername you know you could've stayed home right
oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel
carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them
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prettylittlels · 4 months
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you're such a dream to me
(lando norris x singer!reader)
summary: formula one fan singer y/n y/ln is invited to a grand prix where she'll meet her idol.
a/n: i am obsessed w f1 fuck
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caption: lazy sundays with f1 🚘💤🪴
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-> landonorris has liked your story!
message from manager livia
manager livia: y/n!!! i have a surprise for you!!
y/n: heyy babe! whats up?
manager livia: mclaren has invited you to the mexican grand prix next weekend! saturday AND sunday!
y/n: WHAT
ARE U KIDDING ME RIGJT NOW
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caption: my papaya 🧡 dream has come true!!!! thank you mclaren !!
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landonorris twins 💙🧡 congrats on p1 mate!!!
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maxverstappen1 and congrats on p2 to you! 💙
user1 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
yourusername photo creds do not exist in your world???
-> user2 Y/N? THE SINGER? IN LANDO'S COMMENTS? AJUAKSKAHAKAOSB
-> landonorris y/n took the photo everyone! besides from being an amazing singer she also has got incredible photo taking talents!!!
-> user3 AAAH y/nlando? a romance brewing?
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yourusername post-race shenaniagans 🏁
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landonorris you didn't have to post THESE pictures
-> yourusername but u look so pretty in them
-> user4 ARE THERE MORE PICTURES?
-> user5 y/n saying he looks PRETTY IN THEM?
lilymhe lando don't steal my wife
mclaren our little lando norris
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caption: working on sth new 🎧
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y/nupdates y/n sang her new song R.E.M at tonight's concert!
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user6 "boy you're such a dream to me" is def y/n talking about lando
-> user7 ikr
user8 "i love you, who starts a conversation like that nobody but i do" lando mentioned that when he met y/n she was fangirling over him so she probably said sth like that!
user9 omg they're so cute i love this couple
user10 who the fuck is this vroom vroom guy
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rusmii · 3 months
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hihi srry for bothering u erm, any racer!chuuya hcs or racer!dazai hcs?
thank u for ur time
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MY PRIZE MY WOMAN - n. chuuya, d. osamu
fem!reader x racer!chuuya + racer!dazai hcs in scenario format
[✦🏁]. . . quack. decided to have a go at this format again.... [chuuya is a socal street racer, dazai is a norcal professional racer]
[cws]. . . dazais is a little longer than chuuyas bc i got carried away 💀, chuuya has this noticeable heavy accent, dazai is engaged to reader and proposes to reader on their anniversary, use of profanity, MENTIONED: betting money/humans (chuuyas), lying/manipulation/gaslighting/doxxing (this is all dazai), police getting involved in chuuyas part, illegal street racing in chuuyas part (street racing is illegal in cali that's why)
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.001 — CHUUYA
"LOOK IT'S CHUUYA!!!"
as the crowd cheers as loud as it can; mainly women who show up at the crack of dusk just to watch street racer!chuuya zoom down the street, far ahead of everyone else. no one knows how he does it, how he modified his car to be the exact thing most other racers fear — what seems like a regular modified car, physically a carbon copy of how the others look, is a baby that can tap the gas at extreming speeds.
when street racer!chuuya lines his car up with his opponents, he gives them a smile. no, not a smirk, a smile; mockingly knowing the deep-rooted anxiety it gives them. "give it your best shot, yeah?" is what he always tells them — questioning their retaliated aggression whenever they spit back at him, anger seething through their grit.
"damn look at that speed!"
as soon as shots are fired, street racer!chuuya's car is already down the street within seconds - more than a few miles ahead than his opponents. his baby curving sharp turns perfectly — watching in his rear view mirror how some people almost crash into bridges and buildings as they fail to slow down in time for the next sharp turn — their rage turning into his high; windows open, laughs as loud as the quake when chuuya's car races back around to the line for another lap.
street racer!chuuya who smirks at everyone's dumbfounded reaction when he crosses the line first as soon as he completes his second lap, some behind him and others not even close to finishing their first lap — giving you a wink when his car pulls up in front of you as he whistles, beckoning for you to come in.
"who the hell is that?"
"you don't know? that's his girl - [name]! they always drift together! it's an absolute must for chuuya!"
not even bothered by the stares of envy, you crouched down into his car - the door slamming behind you as your boyfriend walks to the driver's side. "buckle up, we're goin' in circles dolly," street racer!chuuya warns, opting to lean over and grab the belt himself, the metal clicking in place. shifting the gear selector, chuuya rolls his car back to make room for the other cars — everyone in their own circle, some cars already starting up 'n ready to go.
"yo, nakahara! wanna bet? you win, you get how much ever ya' want - we win, we get your girl. deal?"
"that's fine. just don't cry when you lose everythin' ."
now in drive move, engine revved, you sitting next to him - the perfect scenario; perfect motivator for him to put in everything's he's got into this competition. he couldn't lose, not with you on the line. "hold on tight doll, we're goin' fast tonight," street racer!chuuya squeezes your thigh one last time before focusing his attention back on the road — giving a subtle smirk to said man who was sticking his tongue out at you. "sweetheart yer' comin' home with me tonight!" he yells at you through the window, rolling it back up as soon as the gun goes up.
the guy cursed to hell and back, chuuya leaning against the door of his car as he waited for him to drive in from the line. "chu, you didn't have to do him dirty like that," you laugh, legs crossed on the hood of his car. "couldn't have my girl thinkin' i wouldn't put in my all — betting on the line doesn't matter — as long as it's you, i'd forever sacrifice my everything f'you," street racer!chuuya grins like a lovesick fool, his one and only being able to soften his rough exterior no matter where they're at.
when worst comes to prevail, street racer!chuuya is by no means weak. gladly fighting men, women, and kicking children out of the lots if they were messing with you. with no hesitation, he cranks his arm, getting ready to throw a punch towards the man's face. "who's sweetheart you takin' tonight? 'cause it's certainly not mine."
"shit it's the police!"
"make a fuckin' run for it everyone!!"
ah - if there was one thing that street racer!chuuya absolutely loved about the freedom of the streets, were its laws and how he breaks every single one of them. pressing on the gas, he grips the wheel, eyeing for a clearing entrance from the hundreds of scattered crazies — junkies, methies, regular people or not — they were in his way and if he needed to, he'd run them over just to get you outta there safe.
"buckled up? great - now let's get you outta here safe, darlin'," street racer!chuuya winks and taps his baby, the cars ignition getting ready to blast off as soon as he finds a clearing.
.002 — DAZAI
"and over here in the blue car, number #17 — WE HAVE, OSAMU DAZAI!!!"
as number #17 revs its engine, the black tint barely concealing his identity — professional racer!dazai tuts at the sound of light. announcing to the host to hurry its introducing and start the race already. with the signal ready, dazai grips his wheel - staring at you as a good luck omen before setting off once he heard the go.
in the relay, cars have no boundaries — beating the metal til the other explodes out of weakness. too bad explosions weren't as common as they were uncommon, professional racer!dazai did love a little chaos and fire that went off behind him as he crossed the line first in their final lap.
clashing and crashing weren't just his favorite pass times in the lobby, though. what really made professional racer!dazai's day were the checks he earned whenever he won the race; bitter and sour expression being thrown his way as he pretends to pay no mind, secretly eating up every single reaction and hatred that consumes the losers of the relay — a sadistic play, other racers like to say. well, whatever they say, goes out from one ear to another as he's paid extra to participate in special racing relays.
"we have contacted a very special guest to participate in today's race!! GUESS WHO??!"
when professional racer!dazai's car drives into the last lane, everyone is cheering and shouting; the racers banging their heads somewhere in their cars as they cursed whatever devil set them up to be racing against the osamu dazai — said devil himself grinning from ear to ear, eerily creepy as he gave them a thumbs up. "good luck! don't die before me!" he laughs one last time, sending shivers down their spines.
"no way! he cheated!! there's no way he could have won! this ain't the streets - this shit is the real deal! where us real racers race for the - !!"
"i'll take that as a compliment, thank you very much! but might i correct that i do not cheat, you are simply just too weak to be in this profession."
professional racer!dazai who's smile does not falter when he is being degraded and insulted, any indication on his face not being shown through his well trained composure. when people call bullshit, dazai calls doxxing them and everyone they love to make them retract their claims and accusations — all in the guise of an innocent facade as he plays dumb to the rumored 'dazai''s cheating curse'.
"ah! - this note from our extremely talented winner says, 'this win is dedicated to my beloved [name]!' ".
"[name]? isn't that the name of his fiance?"
"as the announcer had just said, this win, as so all my other wins - belongs to my very beautiful love, [name] dazai!" a gasp escapes from the audience, what? the, fuuuck..? since when did you guys finally tie the knot? "oh! - you guys might be wondering when we got married, but it was actually a lie! we're just friends!!! - OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" professional racer!dazai yells in pain when the sharp end of a shoe is thrown at his head.
"we're not married yet, but we're still engaged YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!" you scream angrily, sticking your ring finger up high and proud as the crowd gasps again. getting ready to leave, a hand grabs ahold of you, twisting you back around to face your fiance. when you were about to scream at them, they pointed to the ground, "please uh - hear your about to be husband out first..?"
"my beautiful [name], will you marry me?"
finally, professional racer!dazai who was the one behind this entire race competition. all the racers, the audience, the hosts — he orchestrated it all in order to plan for this very moment; pulling strings after strings to be able to pull it off. at the same time, the racers cars pull up, all curving on the dirt outside of the relay — in the form of letters as they drift to complete a full sentence, 'Marry Me [Name]!!!'.
mouth slacked open, you stare in disbelief, walking down the bleachers that the group around you have cleared. and there, you see - your fiance - about to be husband, holding keys as a very special car pulled around him. "happy anniversary [name]," professional racer!dazai smiles softly when he sees your excited expression. "Holy shit! holy shit! holy shit! holy shit!!!" you jump, running up to dazai and bear hugging him. "exact model and color huh?" dazai laughs, handing you the keys as you nod, "perfect!" — the perfect car you've been longing for since you first laid eyes on it.
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belongs to @churuai DONT STEAL >:(((
taglist (free to join!): @luvan1 @bfdazai @asqmi @squigglewigglewoo @liviash @doonifox @ishqani
other tags 🩷: @atlasnessie @xxcandlelightxx @bandshirts-andbooks
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littlemclarennorris · 1 month
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TRUTH OR DARE
Lando Norris X Popstar Reader Insta AU
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Silverstone, United Kingdom
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@yourinstagram : Truth Or Dare MV Dropping Tonight @ 8PM !!! Set Your Reminders My Loves 🏁
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@sabrinacarpenterstan SLAYYYYY !! Now get Sabrina on the remix pretty please 😫
@y/nssevennationarmy so we’re gonna just ignore lando AND McLaren in my mothers likes 🧍🏽‍♀️ cool…
@ynsbabyfather the checked flag… her location… Lando Norris in the likes ? I’m scared y’all WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLS !???
@ln4forlife a POPSTAR ?!! Not Lando reaching for the moon and the stars… I mean he probably could but Y/n ?? I refuse to believe it.
— @landonorris ok ouch :/
— @ln4forlife HE REPLIED HELP
@ln4 the song deserves pole position 😉 can’t wait !!
— @yourinstagram we can be world champions I said !!!!
@ynsmymom WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS !!!! NOT THE LN4 ADMIN PLS
@leclercnation NOOOO SHE QUOTED CHARLES I- 💀
@ynsdailyupdates *sighs* they got her y’all…the F1 drivers have our mother in CHAINS !!
— @yourinstagram don’t save me I don’t wanna be saved 😗✌🏽
— @landospassangerprincess Y/N !!!
@landonorris Chart Topper This !! ❤️
— @yourinstagram thank Bob 🫶🏽 I’ll post your helmet back in one peace !!
@landosgirl04 SHE CALLED HIM BOB & HE LET HER USE ONE OF HIS HELMETS FOR HER MUSIC VIDEO !! NO WE’VE LOST HIM !! CUT THE SHOW
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Melbourne, Australia
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@landonorris Truth or Dare ?
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@yourinstagram I dare you to fly to Paris after the race…
@ynsmywife4life is she being fr 😭 MOTHER NOT IN PUBLIC OMFG !!!!
@ln4army WHATS IN PARIS !! WHYBDOES SHE WANT HIM THERE
@ynschildren her album release party is in Paris & she wants her man there 🤭 ohhh she’s down BAD for SpongeBob isn’t she !!!
— @landosprincess Not you calling him SpongeBob because of his gap 💀 GOODBYE !!!!!
— @landonorris she thinks my gaps cute 🫡 so whos the real winner now plankton ?
@ln4nation it’s Lando trolling her fans back in the comments for me 💀 that’s right boo let em know she’s yours
@ynsloverboy How do we even know that they’re a thing ? They could just be friends who are having a bit of banter for all we know and you guys are already stanning them be so fr 🤣
— @landoscurls have you seen her ? We know our boy…he’s 100% feeling her🫡
*comment liked by @Landonorris*
@mclaren songs already gonna go triple platinum in the paddock 😎
— @yourinstagram my new family 🧡!!
@papayagang SHE CALLED MCLAREN HER NEW FAMILY !! WE HAVE A NEW MUTHA 🥹 THE WAR IS OVER
@mclarnsisters I just know her paddock outfits are gonna gag everyone !!!
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Hiiiiii!!! Could you do a max x celebrity!reader, where they’re both soft launching their relationship!!! Tysm and congrats on 6K!
thanks you!! this one is soooo self indulgent, I had to use miss simone ashley of course <333 //  all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest — fc: simone ashley - @simoneashley on insta!
monaco's for the lovers
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youruser: race day 🏁
location: monaco grand prix
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yourbestie: I’m borrowing that top when you get home
↪️youruser: it’s got your name on it already 
ynfan: you’re so !!!!! like helloooooo
max33: you being a max fan is soooo real!!
maxverstappen1: pretty. 
↪️youruser: 🧡
user33: face card never declines 😍
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maxverstappen1: P3️⃣ is all in all a good result for us after a bit of a difficult weekend. So I’m happy with that.
congrats to schecoperez on a big win! 
location: monaco grand prix
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youruser: 🧡🧡
max33: 😍
danielricciardo: massive drive from both of you 
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youruser: I can buy myself flowers but it’s so much better when you do it 
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user3: omg?? max in his lover boy era?? 
victoriaverstappen: 🥹💗
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youruser: joined my world champ tonight🦁🧡 proud doesn’t cover it. 
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danielricciardo: cuties 
max33v: soooo cute omg 😭
redbullracing: our world champ 🧡
maxverstappen1: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
ynfan: went to the Monaco gp and came back a wag, living the life yn 
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formulaa-1 · 1 year
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instagram au🛞 L.N
red bull! driver!reader x lando norris
paddocks best couple<3
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y/nusername: okay but who do you think won the race? cos it for sure wasn’t lando with his tractor speed😬
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landonorris: seriously?
y/nusername: you love me really;)
landonorris: …do i?
y/nusername: your sleeping on the sofa tonight.
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user2: oh y/n won for sure
mv33_y/n: 😭😭you didn’t have to do him dirty w the tractor speed ajajajajaj
landonorris’s story
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landonorris’s story
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f1teaa
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f1teaa: y/n and lando both posted these on their stories! looks like they’re travelling to the Australian Grand Prix together! couple goals or what?! 🧡💙
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hamiltongurl44: PRAYING 🙏🏼 FOR MORE PADDOCK COUPLE CONTENT.
fan26: me and u both bestie
user23: remember when y/n was being interviewed and lando just kept popping up in the background and making sure she was okay the whole time ???? SO CUTE🥹
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norrisnutz_y/n/n: them travelling together is just so cute and the fact they actually post eachother and stuff is just 🧑‍🍳 💋
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lando.jpg: only one of these were taken by me🤠🤠🤠also…I’m not quite sure what y/n was doing in the first one👀
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y/nusername: tbh I don’t really remember either…maybe I was cold?🤷🏼‍♀️
lando.jpg: so you squashed yourself between the tyres and a wall…
y/nusername: go away back to your own garage
fan262: they literally sound like kids fighting over toys😭😭😭
redbullracing: intresting way of warming the tyres up…but I like it!
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user1: LOVE. how all of his .jpg account is just filled with y/n🥲🫶🏼
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y/nusername: AUSTRALIA DUMP!!!!! also pierre says his photo dumps are the best, I beg to differ🤷🏼‍♀️
tagged: landonorris
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landonorris: Y/N NO NOT THAT PICTURE, also I’m obsessed with u😍
y/nusername: what photo?☺️…control yourself dude <3
landonorris: DUDE??????
y/nusername: lol
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norizz_y/n.fp: I’m howling at their comments😭
pierregasly: mine are better y/n 😬
y/nusernames: lies have been told
y/nluver: STOP SHES SO HOT AJAJAJDJDJ BI PANIC OVER THE SECOND PIC HOLY😍😍
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Authors note: been a while since Iv actually done a none-requested au, really enjoyed writing this and finished it in one go ,,took an hour but worth it!for once I’m actually okay with it lol!🫶🏼I hope your all okay! dms are always open if anyone’s very struggling and needs someone to talk to❤️ also…ITS RACE WEEKEND!🛞🏁🏎️
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redvelvettel · 1 year
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RACE WINNER ☆ DR03
Daniel Ricciardo x f!reader ft. Lando
Author's note: hi guys!! This is my first time posting on here and any feedback is greatly appreciated❤️. Requests/asks are open! Come over even if you just wanna talk about f1 or if you have any suggestions for the blog.
Apologies in advance if the format is a bit weird, wrote this on my phone. Will try to do some fics on my laptop to figure out which I feel more comfortable with.
Hope you enjoy!
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long time no see, f1!! I'm back now and more excited than ever for the race🏎🏁
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landonorris omg no go back🤩
yourusername no landonorris you've hogged MY boyfriend long enough
pierregasly fight fight fight
danielricciardo now now ladies, I'm plenty enough for the two of you;)
yourusername danielricciardo oh you are begging to sleep on the couch tonight huh
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charlesleclerc we getting the band back together or what yourusername carlossainz55
carlossainz55 ay I don't think Daniel's gonna be too happy, mate
yourusername don't worry about him, I'm a Ferrari girl through and through charlesleclerc carlossainz55❤️❤️
landonorris see I would never do this to you danielricciardo
danielricciardo I see how it is yourusername
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maxverstappen come over to the cool side of the paddock
charlesleclerc listen to max and come to the Ferrari garage!
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Fan1 she's back!!!
Fan2 I live for all the guys fighting over you in your comments
Fan3 Daniel do be fighting off all the drivers left and right for his girl
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Reunited with the bestie and the best team principal!!
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yourusername toto really is the best out there😋
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carlossainz55 how what when did this happen
charlesleclerc should we be concerned danielricciardo
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charlesleclerc WHERE DID THE MERCEDES JACKETS COME FROM ALL OF A SUDDEN??
danielricciardo ?????? The Brits have been awfully quiet georgerussell lewishamilton
georgerussell no comment
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Isahernaez can't believe I missed it by literally 5 minutes😔
yourusername george can sneak us in if we make carmenmundt convince him
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georgerussel uhm are we here to race or play bodyguard for our girlfriends???
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Fan1 everyone thirst after daddy wolff there's no escaping it
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nothing beats being on top again, especially with my lucky charm around ;)
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landonorris p1 and p2 babbyyy😛😛😛
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Fan1 lmaooo pierre
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yourusername oh you're gonna be on top alright
landonorris THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP???
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charlesleclerc congrats, mate!
maxverstappen truly deserved
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Weeekendd dumppp Daniel edition ft. Some girl who wouldn't stop annoying us all weekend😑
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Fany okay guys start picking sides I think the sidekick vs girlfriend fight might happen afterall
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danielricciardo maxverstappen I'm down
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Words can't describe how happy and proud I am of you, darling. Nothing beats your smile. I love you so much more than you can ever know. Here's to many more wins and seeing you smile for the rest of our lives.
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danielricciardo I love you, baby. You being here means so much. Thank you for everything you do for me
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landonorris you guyysss
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Fan4 I lost my shit when he kissed her after getting out of the car
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tennypress · 9 months
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master list °:. *₊ ° . ° .•
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chainemails · 4 months
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greatunironic · 2 months
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got tagged by @sharpbutsoft for the first lines of the writing patterns, and @jewishrat420 for the last lines of the writing patterns, so just gonna smush them all together here!
(also not gonna tag anyone because, as usual, i've been absent + idk who's done what -- so if you haven't, and you want to, consider you're self tagged!!)
Writing Patterns 🏁
rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern! / list the last line of the same 10 fics you shared opening lines for and see if there's a pattern!
“So, you gonna put out tonight or what?” asked Robin from where she was reclined on his bed, painting her toenails and drinking his pop.  // “Yeah,” said Eddie. He kissed him again, even softer, sweeter. “Yeah, a promise.” (the valentine experience)
It started when Eddie said, “Seems kind of like a lot of bullshit that I’m about to die a virgin, man,” and Steve’s brain sort of spun out — because what? How? Eddie? He was a what? — as they sat in the middle of the woods, hotboxing the beemer in the late afternoon of what very well might be the day they died. // Eddie pressed his thumb to the corner of Steve’s mouth, said, “Guess we’d better live then, if we’re gonna go to Nationals or whatever,” and Steve said back, “Cool,” and then, smiling, Eddie replaced his thumb with his mouth. (in the backseat of your (boy)friend's car)
Eddie wakes up to sixty-eight unread text messages in his group chat with the boys. // “I mean,” says Eddie, and rolls him, laughing, over into his sheets for round two. (they're going to send us to prison for jerks)
At this point, Eddie’s life had really just sort of become an Aristotelian confluence of events. // “So gimme a sec, baby, and we’ll see if we can’t get this migraine sorted, okay?” (i give myself to you (as long as we move on the floor))
There’s laughter coming from the living room still as Eddie ushers Steve through the open door with a gentle hand at the small of his back. // For now, Eddie tucks his face into the soft, quiet juncture of Steve’s neck and shoulder, holds him close, and breathes, and it’s enough. It’s perfect. (your house is waiting)
On July Fifth — though she learns that after — Heather wakes up in a hospital bed. // “Yeah,” she says, and she means it. “I think we did.” (saint of ongoingness)
Hop buys a house in the Berkshires, after. // He thinks he’s going to like him. (these traces of available light)
November 1st, 1986 | Eddie, Well, man, you fuckin called it: fully got “gang-pressed” or whatever into hosting a Halloween party for the twerps last night. // “Well,” he repeats, the sun on his skin, the future like the ocean stretching out before them, way out and past the horizon. “Here’s to firsts then.” (scheming on a thing)
Ever since they walked out of Hawkins Middle for the last time in June, Lucas has been thinking about what high school is going to be like. // Maybe Max will show up for it, if he asks, he thinks. Maybe they all will. (zen, and the art of three point throws)
Getting shot, Eddie thinks, sucks balls, and not in the fun way. // With his hand still on his wrist, and Steve’s smile small and warm across from him, he’s kind of leaning towards a happy ending. Why not hope for the best for once? (three inches above the floor)
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quills-of-freedom · 1 year
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Pole Position 🏁👯‍♂️
The race to win your attention & affection
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Porco Edition 📖
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Female Bodied Reader X Porco
I'm going to turn all of these into fics with characters, because well I can and I want to.
Next: Jean (Just for you lovely who requested more Jean <3 )
Upcoming: Reiner, Eren, Levi & any requested.
Based off my headcanons you can read here
CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T PORCO MAY BE OUT OF CHARACTER FOR THIS FIC
Tag list:🐙
@greeniegreengreen @dreamerdeity @XOYOURONLYAMORRXO @koo-detat @5feetofwrath @lilshades @setangel
Also @eddiesbongwater I know you're not on a tag list, but you'll want to read this based on your comment earlier :') <3
Warnings: Erotic dancing. Smut. 18+ only. Alcohol consumption.
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My old dancing playlist for the mood 🔥
"ID please."
The gruff-looking bouncer standing out in the warm glow of neon lights looks like he'd had a rough night - his expression not the best pleased nor did it sound like it was going to get any better, as a fight breaks out across the street at another club.
Porco's head swivels to watch the ruckus as his driving licence is being read, three bouncers all diving on the two men who were throwing fists. Seemed a little bit of an overkill - but hey, Porco doesn't know what else they'd seen within the sin that was carved into these streets. Various music from different establishments boomed and pumped, the vibrations travelling through the pavement and into his feet as the bounce nods.
"No trouble. No touching."
Porco enters and waits as his friends get their identification verified. The music coming from the floor upstairs told him that's where all the action was, so he took this time to pull out his phone.
His heart sank a little when he hadn't yet gotten a reply from you; his earlier text enquiring if you were out in town that night.
She's probably asleep. It's 2am after all.
He reasons even if he's slightly intoxicated, shuffling over to the counter to pay for entry once his little posse had gained access.
With a small sigh of defeat, Porco begins to ascend the stairs. He knew the chances of you being out tonight were slim, but he didn't want to take any chances. He made sure he wore his most expensive cologne, his favourite shirt and that his hair was immaculate. Porco got a lot of attention when he was out, but there was only one woman who had stuck the flag of interest into his heart. And his dick.
As the music grew louder with each step, so did his excitement. They did his favourite whisky here and it'll give him a break while his friends go for their dances.
"You gonna get a dance this time, Pock?" Eren sneers, drunkenly putting his arm around his neck.
"Nah, it's not my thing. I'll watch you make a fool of yourself though."
Eren lets out a chuckle. "No different to any other day then, huh Jean?"
"Shut up Eren." Jean rolls his eyes as they climb.
"At least you didn't jizz in your pants like Floch did that time." Connie notes, the group's laughter erupting but then being drowned out as they open the doors and enter the main room.
The group walks up to the bar, being eyed immediately by dancers - it was always better when attractive men came in and boy was this group full of lookers.
"I'll get this one." Porco calls over the music as he flags down the bartender.
Eren turns and leans against the bar his eyes scanning the room that is brimming with gorgeous, half-naked women. "Why couldn't Floch come out, again?"
"He said he had work in the morning." Connie replied, head close to Eren's ear so he could be heard better. "Bullshit me thinks."
"Yeah, probably." Eren nods, catching the eye of a dancer walking by in her kitten heals. "Hey --"
Porco turns around with the tray of drinks to see the group were already at a table with some women. Don't waste any time guys. He thinks, turning back around to the bar tender. "Better add four more shots on here for the ladies."
It wasn't long before Eren, Jean and Connie were gone from the table getting their private dances, leaving Porco alone with his now female escort.
"Sorry, I don't wanna waste your time but I'm not after a dance tonight." He leans into her neck, making himself more audible.
"Oh that's a shame, honey. Isn't there any girl here who takes your fancy?"
"What, do you have a catalogue?" He jokes.
She places her hand on his large arm as she laughs at his dumb joke, professionalism at a high standard.
"Unless you have someone with (your hair colour) and the most beautiful (your eye colour) eyes you've ever seen, then no. Sorry, I don't think there would be."
"I'll see what I can do." She hums, getting to her feet. "Thanks for the drink, sweetie."
Porco nods, bringing his glass to his lips. He's just happy to be alone for a moment, checking his phone once more. Nothing.
"Get a grip." He whispers to himself in annoyance.
His self indulgence didn't last long as Connie comes over, face flushed red and a red lipstick mark on his cheek.
"That was fast." Porco noted.
"Yeah I uh... I was getting a little too wound up."
Porco lets out a laugh, handing Connie a tequila. "Here, that'll help."
"Mention you're military and they go wild." Connie blows out his cheeks, preparing himself for the searing liquid he was about to ingest.
"Hey girl." Your work friend struts over. "There's someone over by the side wall who mentioned he'd like someone who had your hair and eyes. Maybe it's worth going over and see if you can milk him dry - he's being tight with dances."
"Oh?" You frown, curious peering over to the other side of the large, crowded room. Your lips part when you catch a glimpse of Porco in his chair, laughing at Connie who just choked on his shot, spitting it everywhere.
Oh my god.
Reaching inside your purse you check your phone to find three unread texts.
"Hey, we're on leave now a few of us are going out. You out with Mikasa or Sasha tonight?" "We're in Blue bamboo if you are!" "Come ouuuuut."
Your heartrate increases and those beautiful butterflies start fluttering within you. Things have been wonderfully weird with Porco recently, having both been getting closer and spending more alone time away from your friend group.
"How do I look?" You ask, fluffing your hair.
"Gorgeous. Go get him." Your friend smiles as you take a deep breath and begin walking over to your friends in your heals.
Connie is still spluttering when he sees you first. Porco is taking a drink and looking down at his phone when Connie frantically chokes some more, pointing at you and patting Porco's arm.
"What, Nimrod?" Porco laughs, looking at his friend to see if he's still breathing. His gaze follows his pointed finger to you, his jaw slacking.
Error 404 is all that's in his brain as you flash your beautiful smile, taking a seat next to them.
"Hey, sorry I've just now seen your texts." You explain, totally ignoring Connie who is now quietly dying and trying to catch his breath.
"Wh- wha? What are you doing here?" Porco stutters, not knowing how to feel or how to react. An etch of rosy pink was colouring in the bridge of his nose, trying his best to keep his eyes on your head; you were showing a lot of flesh.
"It's great money." You shrug. "Saving for that new car. You know the one I have now is on its way out."
It was true. Only last week you'd called him to pick you up as it had conked out just before the highway. He came to your rescue, gladly.
Without looking at him, Porco starts to give Connie a couple of whacks on his back as he seemed to still be drowning in his alcohol.
"I mean, yeah sure but..."
He doesn't know how to respond. It's not like he has anything against someone working here but... it's you. He doesn't want you around shady people. He's fully aware of the shit some guys give the dancers.
Connie finally catches his breath. Before he can comment, Porco is on his feet and gently pulling you up by your arm.
"What time is your shift over?" He mutters in your ear with a frown.
"Whenever I like."
"Okay, I'm taking you home when you decide to finish up."
"You've been drinking."
"We'll get a cab. There's something I want to talk to you about."
"Hey, y/n!" Connie waves, leaning down to see you past Porco's large form.
"Is it important?" You ask, flickering your gaze to Connie's dumb smile and giving him a little wave.
"It is to me." His frown tugs deeper.
"Then of course." You reply, heart-tugging at how his eyes were pleading at you. "But one last dance... come on, it's on the house."
"Wh-what"
You pull him towards the booths, Connie gawping like an idiot fish out of water.
Porco went along with it after a few moments, thinking you were going to sit him down and prank him or something. There's no way you'd give him a dance. Right?
Right?
You sit him down, closing the curtain over the door way. The music was a little quieter here so it was easier to hear what the other was saying. Or in Porco's case, easier to hear the hammering in his head as you turn to face him in your sexy clothing, your hair done to perfection, flashing him come-to-bed eyes like something from a dirty dream.
Of course, that would explain it. It was just a dream. He'd wake up soon, alone in his apartment.
You begin to sway your hips to the music, Porco gripping the arms of the chair, sinking his fingers pretty deep within the faux leather, his jaw tensing.
A heavier song begins to play and the strobe light begins to flicker, making it look as if you're moving in frames as you throw your hair back to match the new song's rhythm, your back bending elegantly, your long-heeled legs lifting and swinging to the side.
Porco is mentally and physically blown away as he watches your goddess-like form move like liquid smoke to the music, the strobe stopping and suddenly your face was really close to his, your breath blanketing his neck.
"Ah ~" he gasps involuntarily, his chest heaving as you press yourself against him and slide down his body through his splayed legs, giving his shirt a nip with your teeth on the way down.
That pink etch has spread into a full crimson face, trying his damned hardest to tame his stirring beast as you place your head down by his crotch, placing your hand above his groin and sucking your thumb, gorgeous eyes flickering up at his, making it look like you were sucking his fat cock.
The months and years of yearning for you peaked in this moment, his brain unable to rein in control of his now quickly hardening dick, a staggered breath escaping his vocals.
You feel movement under your wrist and forearm as you then stand, turning around and sitting your beautiful ass down on his crotch, grinding your hips up against him, feeling his size as it grows and hardens.
A flush of heat rushes down you knowing Porco was getting hard for your form.
"Sh--it..." He hisses, eyes wide and insane as he watches your movements, hands gluing to your hips.
You stand up and place yourself back near his face. "No touching, Porco. I thought you'd have more self-control...I'm disappointed."
His eyes rapidly search yours, still blown away into the realms of awe.
You reach behind yourself, about to free your perfect breasts, when Porco stops you, leaning forward and putting his face close to yours, his eyes darting from your eyes and lips.
"No... you're coming to my place." He breathes into you, sending heat crashing and rolling over you. "I can't hold back much more..."
"So, how was it?" You both hear a girl exit the booth area as you wrap up your dance.
"Hey, are you uh... you're single right? We should go o-out sometime..." Jean is heard whimpering pathetically, voice breaking as if he were going through awkward puberty all over again.
Your eyes meet with Porco's before you both erupt into laughter.
"Come on, get changed." He orders, getting to his feet.
Porco had waited for you outside in the fresh air as you got dressed and cashed-in.
"So, how much did you make?" He asked as you take his arm, starting your journey to the taxi-rank.
"Well, it's ten for every three minutes in a dance." You explain. "I started at ten, it's now what... 3am? I made 800 in five hours, including tips of course."
"Jesus." A small laugh escapes him. "Are they hiring?"
You laugh at his dumb joke. Not because you were at work, trying to get money from him. But because this is Porco. You cared deeply for him and his dumb little jokes. You were so comfortable around him it was as if you'd known each other all of your lives, when really it'd only been a couple of years.
All it takes is that one special person to pull you from the depths of sin and seduction. Why would you want to seduce others when you have the perfect man waiting for you at home? For money? Each to their own, but you were more than happy to -
Woah. You stop your thoughts. I'm thinking as if we're together. We're not a couple.
"Do you want a drink or anything?" He offers as you step into his apartment, relishing the thick scent of him within the room.
"No, I'm good thanks."
"You'll need one..." he breathes, immediately grabbing the back of your neck and pulling your lips to his. The door had barely closed behind him when he pounced, the sounds of smacking kisses in the air as he pushes your form against the door with his body, pinning you there.
"Porco~!" You gasp in pleasant surprise.
"Your name, I'm crazy about you." He confesses, pulling his head away.
"Is this what you wanted to talk about?"
He nods, eyes lowering back to your lips. "Yeah..."
It takes a second for it all to sink in. You didn't expect him to move so quick.
"D-do you not want... this? M-me?" His voice waivers, devastation awaiting him if you rejected his feelings for you.
You answer him by closing the gap between you, your fingers running through his thick strands. His pleased grunt and furrowed expression enough of a cue to indicate his joy in your answer.
The tip of his nose folds back a little as he kisses you while simultaneously trying to lead you to his bedroom, multi-tasking not being the best skill he has.
He stumbles, tripping over his own feet. A mixture of nerves, excitement and the little bit of alcohol he's had tipped him off balance. With a hiss of annoyance, he scoops you up, bridal style, into his arms, carrying you towards his room.
His cologne pleasantly chokes your senses, your mouth softly kissing his wide, muscular neck as he moves, his eyes now heavy-lidded as he makes haste to his large bed.
Closing the door with his socked foot, he places you down gently on the bed before immediately mounting you, pushing you back with his deep kisses. He laughs softly as his mouth moves to your neck, tickling you slightly and making you giggle. He's just over-joyed you feel the same and he finally gets to have you like this. Sliding your tongue into his mouth, your fingers hastily unbutton his shirt, his solid pecks and abs becoming bare and the sight alone was enough to get you hot and bothered.
His needing hands pawed you wherever they could, hungrily grasping your thighs, your ass, your breasts... anything he could claim, he would touch.
"You're so perfect ~" He sings in whisper, before his teeth nip at your earlobe.
You'd hardly done anything yet and Porco was already a mess at your mercy. His face was flush; his hair sticking at odd and end places, his chest heaving and eyes were already glazed with the predatory gaze of feral lust.
You push his open shirt down over his large arms, his eagerness is apparent as his fingers begin fumbling with his belt to feel free of his constrictions.
You both freeze when the sound of the front door opens with a loud slam; Eren and Jean's laugh loud and booming down the hall.
"Oh shit." Porco spits, hanging his head. "I forgot I said they could crash here tonight."
"It's okay..." You swallow through your heavy breaths, nodding.
"Stay right here..." He instructs softly, leaving a soft kiss on your forehead before he goes to leave.
He then stops at the door, hand on the wall with his head bowed.
"Are you oka-" You begin.
"Yeah." His vocals are pulled tight. "Just... pulling myself together."
Just as those words left his lips, the loud sound of someone puking could be heard.
"That'll do it." He fumes, flying out of the door.
"Who's bright idea was it to give Connie half-pint Springer tequila?!" Jean could be heard from within the bathroom.
"...My bad." Porco grimaces as now the sound of the toilet flushing rung out down the hall.
You frantically begin to smooth down your clothes and clear your throat as you hear footsteps padding towards the bedroom, and you knew Porco was helping Jean with Connie.
Eren appeared in the doorway, his head looking down the hall towards the living room, full arm over his eyes.
"Your name, are you decent? You want some pizza?"
"Get out of my room, Eren!"
You stand, laughing and accepting defeat. "Yeah you can look, doofus."
Wrangling three drunken men while sober was a task in itself; Connie placed on the floor with a blanket over him passed out, and turned onto his side; Porco's unused salad bowl near his head - just in case.
Jean and Eren were on the three-seater and you were snuggled up on the loveseat with Porco, a blanket covering you both as you watched TV and ate pizza with your friends. The lights were out and the various flashing colours from the TV encased the five of you snuggly. Your legs were draped over Porco's and his large palm sat on your thigh, his thumb lazily running in circles on your skin.
"How did you know I was here?" You ask Eren.
"Connie told us... right before he -"
"Right before he projectiled across the entire table, and we got kicked out." Jean finished his sentence. "You shoulda seen it, your name. World record for sure."
"Ah, I feel bad now." Porco mutters.
"It woulda happened either way." Jean waved his hand dismissively without looking away from the glow of the TV.
"Speaking of 'woulda's' sounds like you were a little smitten back there with Roxy, huh?" You tease.
Porco gives your leg a squeeze as a laugh emits from his throat.
"What?!" Jean's face glows within the darkness, contrasting against the screen.
Eren chortled; "Happens every time we go in."
Porco took the time to take in the moment after the movie to drink in his current level of happiness. You'd fallen asleep with your head against his still bare chest, your skin warm and soft. Connie was still away in the realms of debauchery, he hadn't moved since he was placed there, his snores gaining in volume told Porco it was time to go to bed. Eren and Jean were now asleep too, Jean's head hanging back off the couch arm and Eren curled up like a puppy at the other end of the sofa.
With a deep sigh, Porco silently cherished his friends and now, his new girlfriend, picking you up with ease making you stir.
"C'mon sleeping beauty." He whispers. "Let's get you to bed."
He takes the long way around the couch, looping by Jean to push his head up with his foot - he'd have the world's stiffest neck in the morning if he just left him that way.
As he got you into bed, his eyes darted over to his digital clock on his bedside. 5:30am
The sun will be coming up soon.
Stripping his trousers down to his underwear, he climbs into bed with you with a deep sigh. Sure he didn't get to fuck you. But he's just so happy you felt the same. His large arms wrap around your form and he buries his head into the crook of your neck, inhaling your scent.
"mmm..." You hum sleepily, pressing your ass against his crotch and slowly rubbing yourself against him.
"H-hey, you should sleep." He laughs nervously, any and all effects of alcohol now out of his system.
You reply by simply grabbing his hand and sliding it up your dress onto your bare breast.
He chokes on his own saliva for a moment, taking a short intake of breath before coughing.
"I want you, Porco..." You hum into the pillow before turning to face him, your eyes blinking at him beautifully.
"Yeah?" His eyebrow arches, planting a kiss onto your mouth. "You... want me to make you feel good, huh?"
You nod, his mouth still glued to yours, only removing to speak. His hand glides up your thigh and to your panties, warm hand placing itself onto your covered bloom, his palm now slowly rubbing it with trembling movements.
His mouth moves down to your neck. "mmm... let me... make you feel... good, baby..."
He pulls your dress up and over your head, his brow becoming more sewn together as he takes in your near-naked form.
"Porco, make me yours..." You plead still fired up from your frictions earlier.
"Oh, I will..." He smirks, tearing the cloth down your legs. "Besides, you're already mine now, anyway."
Still laying on your sides he grips the underside of your thigh, lifting up your leg as he snakes down the bed, his tongue lapping the length of your slit.
"Ah ~!" Your eyes clasp shut as he begins to sensually and slowly make out with your sex, your toes curling as he groans into you.
"W-we'll have to s-stay quiet...~" You remind him.
Porco didn't care, of course. Fuck his friends waking up. He had you and he was going to ruin you.
Your claws grip his hair as he pinpoints your clitoris, fiery jolts of electricity shooting through your entirety as he relentlessly invades it with his warm, textured tongue. Your hips jerk a little while he leaves your thigh suspended in the air, his fingers now sliding inside of you with a beautiful fullness.
You hum, you gasp, you sing with whispers as he works you, finally having Porco Galliard feeling beyond wonderful as he curves his fingers and hooking into you, pulling on your sweet spot.
You wonder with awe where he'd learned all this - you knew him well enough now to know he didn't get much action. Not that he couldn't, the ladies loved him. He just for whatever reason, chose not too. You'd figured he was one of those who didn't really chase anyone until he had built up feelings for them.
You'd seen him once on a date with some woman not long after you first met, but nothing seemed to have come of that.
Little did you know, Porco fell for you at first sight and he couldn't carry the guilt of continuing something with someone else while he was simmering into a boil for you - not having anyone since.
Porco tears himself away, his balls swollen from the accidental teasing early, on top of the purposeful lap dance you'd given him. His dick throbbed and was weeping, crying to be pushed snuggly into you as he pushes you by your ass so you were lying now on your other side.
Taken by surprise at his assertiveness, you figured he was beyond the realm of his shyness by how fired up he was feeling as he circled his head at your entrance. His fingertips dig into your ass cheeks as he pushes himself inside of you, the resistance of your tight insides making him groan and hiss, his hips immediately beginning to pound into you.
Your voice is lost and your eyes roll as his fat fullness pushes its way eagerly deep within your core, his erratic panting like music to your ears.
"N'ah ~ ah... N'uh..." he wimpers. "You feel so good, your name... ah, ah, ah..."
He pulls out to pull your leg open so he's now in between your splayed legs, and not just behind your gorgeous rump. Without a word he grabs your hips and returns to his thrusts, pulling you down by your waist like you were his sex doll, your tits bouncing beautifully with each hard pound.
You could scarcely describe the pleasure that was flowing through you, your insides flexing and tensing with glee as you watch his gorgeous, sculpted form work you, his abs rolling and the tops of his cheeks etched blood red. His muscular broad shoulders roll and flex with each pull of your body, his expression of amazement and awe not once leaving his face.
He's spoilt for choice as he now throws you firmly yet carefully around on to your front, the slick sounds of your soaked and puffy lips echoing throughout the room as he nestles back into you, his lips caressing the back of your neck in between his heavy breaths and whimpers.
"Your name... shit, ah..."
"Porco, I'm getting close." You inform him, your hands gripping the sheets for dear life as you feel the building wave beneath you, rolling higher with each push of his delicious cock.
He whimpers loudly at the news, picking up the pace and grabbing handfuls of anything he could from this position, mainly your hips and ass.
You gasp as he exits you, once again pulling you around onto your back, his hasted movements and trembling arms placing your legs over his shoulders, dipping himself back within you, this time much deeper than before.
You cry out as he grazes your cervix, the patterns of your internal spasms becoming more erratic as you near your end - the golden feeling of it going to be huge as it just keeps building from beneath the surface.
"I want you to look at me when you come undone." He smirks, face flushed red and his lids heavy. "Look at me while I take you into heaven, baby."
All you can do is nod as he keeps dipping himself deeply within, the feeling so full, it was almost like he was in your throat too.
"I'm close ~ N'ahw..." His pitch heightens and his eyes plead at you.
You orgasm so hard, your vision is black as you turn deaf, blind and dumb, swirling weightless in the void, your entire body tingling and sheer pleasured euphoria bombards and assaults your body from every angle, Porco crying out loudly from somewhere beyond your veil of dark fog, circling the drain of insanity as your nails sink harshly into his arms. Your back arches, still not back within your body as your silent scream is deafening, legs trembling at Porco's mercy. The orgasm begins to leave after what feels like a short eternity, your vision returning as Porco's thick, hot mess is still erupting into you, his high pitched whines almost pathetic in the sexiest way possible, his grip on you certainly going to leave marks as he tumbles down his own rabbit hole of pure, undiluted bliss.
He wheezes and pants as he falls down onto you, his sloppy and desperate kisses covering your lips, cheek and neck.
"Ah ~ shit... your name... that was..."
He'd not had sex since he'd met you and if he had to wait all that time again for another orgasm that powerful, he sure fucking would - his eyes watering and flushed face rubbing into your neck.
"Ah ~ god I love you..." He whines.
He'd filled you up so full, it was already beginning to leak with his thick, goopy seed even though he was still plugged up within you.
"I love you too, baby..." Your voice is barely audible, your empty stare into the ceiling evident that your brain was still suffering from its short circuit.
"Oh Porco, I'm sorry..." You then whisper, noticing the nail marks in his skin.
"What? Oh... don't worry about it." He pants, the biggest, dumbest grin spreading across his face. "War wounds, huh?"
"Shut up." You laugh, playfully hitting your love.
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audacityinblack · 6 months
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Update on the previous situation with the Black mom: 🏁💯SHE MADE IT THERE SAFE Y'ALL ✅
Thank you to those who helped us see this through. We saved three people's lives tonight and I couldn't have done it without y'all.
This woman was a stranger to me, but hearing her struggle and learning what I have learned about what Black women go through with pregnancy and parenting made me determined to get her out of her abuser's home and keep her both out of jail and away from potential bad actors who like to prey on vulnerable women.
This isn't meant to be my story of accomplishment or an attempt by me to acquire clout using someone's struggle. Rather, this is a case study of the potential for anyone to do mutual aid, when we use the power of collective action. This is about you and me being able to see the cruelty of life under capitalist white supremacist patriarchy and say "Not on my watch."
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k0juki · 22 days
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Jesse x female!reader headcanons but jesse is actually one of the best in F1?🏎️🏁
A/n: OMG YES?! Jesse in Ferrari?
F1driver Jesse x Fem!reader any reader
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Warnings: none just fluff!
English in not my first language so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors!
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F1driver!Jesse :
- Him flexing when you're in the paddock and almost killing himself in the process as he tries to impress you.
- Definitely "if you hurt yourself, I'll kill you" relationship.
- "Wait! I need my good luck kiss" before the race.
- "if you win, I'll give you a surprise tonight..." Always hit him like a truck when you whisper this in his ear right before the race.
- F1 Jesse would be driving so recklessly that you always have to remind him to not kill himself on the race.
"Just promise me you will be careful there...not driving with your head in the sky" you threatened as you wrapped your hands around his neck. "Of course I am gonna be careful, how could I not be?" He replied with smug on his face. "Yeah, right"
- Everyone knows that he will stand at the top of the podium with the trophy above his head. Feeling proud, knowing he's best out of everyone else, but when he looks down to cheering crowd he only looks for one person there, you.
- When he finally finds you he will blow you a kiss with that beautiful smile you love. And you smiling up at him with stars in your eyes.
- And when you finally have privacy, you will do what you promised him later that night.🫢
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It's so short 😭 I'm sorry!
The picture is not mine! Credit goes to owner!
Please do not copy or translate my work!
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xandromedan · 7 months
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ALL OF 🤠 THE DREAM 🤑💸 WHAT ⁉️ DOES IT MEAN 🐑 WHEN THE RYHTYM 🎼 IS GLAD ☺️ THERE IS NOTHING 🚫🙅‍♀️ TO BE SAD ☹️😧 DANGER ⚠️ AND DANCE 👯‍♀️🩰 CLAPPING 👏 THE HANDS ✋️ 💙 WHEN WE OUT 👈👈 IN THE ⭐️ SPACE 🚀☄️👨‍🚀 ON THE 🪐 PLANET 🌌 OF THE 🎸 BASS 🔊🎣 🧬 LIFE 🤗 IT NEVER ⛔️⚰️ DIE 💀🪦 WOMEN ♀️ ARE 🙈 MY FAVOURITE 👌♂️ GUY 🧍‍♂️ SEX 🍆💦 IM WANTING 😼 MORE 🍑 TELL 📺 THE WORLD 🌏 STOP 🛑🚦 THE WAR 🔫 BOOM 💥 HEAR 👂 THE BASS 🎵 GO ZOOM 💨 HAVE A BODY 👃 FEEL 😇 THE GROOVE 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ CYBER ⚡️ SYSTEM 💻👨‍💻 OVERLOAD 🤪 EVERYBODY MOOOOVEMENT ☯️ ALL OF 🤠 THE DREAM 🤑💸 HOW ⁉️ DOES IT MEAN 🐑 WHEN THE RYHTYM 🎼 IS GLAD ☺️ THERE IS NOTHING 🚫🙅‍♀️ TO BE SAD ☹️😧 DANGER ⚠️ AND DANCE 👯‍♀️🩰 CLAPPING 👏 THE HANDS ✋️ 💙 WHEN WE OUT 👈👈 IN THE ⭐️ SPACE 🚀☄️👨‍🚀 ON THE 🪐 PLANET 🌌 OF THE 🎸 BASS 🔊🎣 BEEEEEEEEP ☎️ HELLO 👋 ARE YOU ▶️ AT PHONE 📱 📲 YES 👍 ITS TRUE ✅️ YES 👍ITS TRUE ✅️ ARE ❓️ YOU THE GIRL 👧 OF THE LOVE 🫶💝 YES I AM 🏁 A GIRL 🚶‍♀️ I LOVE 💌 YOU 🙊 AND FEEL 👽👾 GROOVE 🤖😈 I LOVE 🥰 YOU TOO 👻 I WANT THE SEX 🔞 ON THE PHONE 📞✂️ I AM SO 🥲 ALONE 😔 IN THE NIGHT 🌛🌜 GOODBYE 🙀 GOODBYE 😿😽 AND TONIGHT 🌚 I WILL 🙅‍♂️ NEVER 🚷 DIE 🚑 THAT IS GOOD 🎉 TO ME 🎹 AS WELL 👑
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tigerboo25 · 10 months
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I have no idea if I can get out a new illustration on his birthday by tonight so here’s my illustration from last year of my favorite rat. Happy birthday bitch! 🏁🎉
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formulaa-1 · 1 year
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Can I requested you an Instagram au, carlos sainz x leclerc!reader?
instagram au 🏁 C.S
leclerc!reader x Carlos sainz
Idk what this is tbh:) kind of birthday posts ? idk…
y/n_leclerc
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y/n_leclerc: camera roll dump📸👙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥴🤔featuring a very confused looking Charles and Carlos !!!!😨😱 ps. probs gonna get some angry messages from Charles telling me to delete this😬wish me luck guys 😏
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pierregasly: he looks like megamind 😂
y/n_leclerc: lmao I can’t unsee it😭😭
user2728: NOT PIERRE BULLYING CHARLES AHAHAHAHA
charles_leclerc: seriously y/n???!!!! je dis à maman.
y/n_leclerc: je suis désolé! s'il te plaît ne le dis pas à maman😬🫶🏼
charles_leclerc: delete it then🙄
lorenzotl: stop bullying y/n,charles.
arthur_leclerc: yeah charles
leclercgenes: AAJAJSJSJS ARTHUR AND ENZO TAKING Y/NS SIDE IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME
fan16: never delete this y/n🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
carlossainz55: ❤️❤️❤️
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caption: kisses 😙😙😙
carlossainz55
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carlossainz55: happy birthday to my 👑 you deserve the world mi querida❤️ te amo y aprecio mucho mi amor❤️
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y/n_leclerc: je t’aime❤️ this made me tear up🥲
carlossainz55: I love you so much❤️
sainzgurlyy: sleeping on the highway tonight🫡
user56: me and you both🤞🏾🤞🏾
leclerc_pascale: si doux carlos💗
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lorenzotl: ❤️❤️
fan88: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST LECLERC😌😌
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charles_leclerc: happy birthday to the best and meanest little sister ever❤️
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y/n_leclerc: je t’aime charles❤️
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pierregasly: happy birthday to my sister from another mother🫶🏼
y/n_leclerc: awhhhh, damn I must be doing something right if I got a happy birthday from you😱
pierregasly: don’t push it❤️
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leclerc_pascale: ah one of my favourite photos🥰
fanoflechair: stop this is adorable🥹
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arthur_leclerc: happy birthday to my little sis and my favourite sibling🫣❤️ you deserve to have the best day ever🫶🏼
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paularon: happy birthday @y/n_leclerc💗
y/n_leclerc: Awh thanks loser🫶🏼🫶🏼
paularon: so rude
y/n_leclerc: you love it
user282: 👀👀👀👀
y/n_leclerc: je t’aime artie❤️
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eclair16_obsessed: okay let’s be honest everyone loved y/n😌
fan382: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳
user2: we need a birthday dump @y/n_leclerc!!!!!
y/n_leclerc
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y/n_leclerc: you ask and you shall receive😉 thankyou for all your lovely birthday messages💗 I had the best birthday ever🫶🏼 carlos even made me breakfast in bed💪🏽 and my brothers actually allowed me to have fun for once😱jk I love you all really❤️❤️
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carlossainz55: I’m glad you had such a good day mi amour❤️
y/n_leclerc: I love you mon amour❤️
francisca.cgnomes: we have to arrange something soon girl!💗
y/n_leclerc: spa day!!!!!
francisca.cgnomes: booked.
gaslyyfans10: I love their friendship❤️
charles_leclerc: hey we always let you have fun😒
y/n_leclerc: sure…what about that time I started dating carlos and you’d literally lock me in your drivers room so I couldn’t see him🙄
charles_leclerc: that was a different situation…your taking this out of context🙄
leclercsibs: ANAJAJA THEM ARGUING IS SO FUNNY
lorenzotl: I’m actually the most chill brother
y/n_leclerc: don’t worry enzo your my fave❤️
arthur_leclerc:😖I thought I was your favourite?:(
y/n_leclerc: Carla’s better tbh
arthur_leclerc: ouch💔
fanofcl16: the comments have me dying😭😭
y/ngurllll: the first pictures so cute🥹 definition of Pinterest girl❤️
authors note- for once o actually liked what I did :)) I’d still really appreciate feedback so I can make things better for you guys💗 Iv nearly worked through most of my requests so they may be open again soon🎀
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