Cady's Victims
Dumb doodle I did after I made Cady based off a scene from Mean Girls! I asked friends and mutuals for their Pokemon OCs, and added some OCs from folks I knew about as a surprise! It's not good art, but it was done with love. Love... for the shitpost.
The victims (names apply to various socials):
RodentBlood
CrowtaurArts
Byzil
BlueScaled
rc_pinata
merteazy
petrichormoon_
aweaktray5833
MojoJoJoke
ArtOfFleeks
HaywireRuckus
toomanyshoes
floofcheeks
StupidShepherd
I hope I got everyone!
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You have too many shoes.
Yeah, you know who you are. You’ve got sixty pairs of flip flops clogging up the bottom of your closet. You can’t store anything under the bed because there’s too many shoes. And you’ve got thirty pairs with one missing, but you cant throw them out because as soon as you do you’ll find the other one.
Guess what? You don’t need them. We have three pairs of shoes. No, wait, we take that back. We have four. We have three pairs we wear and one pair of dress shoes that live in a box in our closet that we only wear to weddings, funerals and job interviews. Those shoes don’t get out much. We have two pairs of running shoes and one pair of house shoes. That’s it.
You don’t need ten different pairs of tennis shoes. For most people, a sturdy pair of walking or running shoes will do fine for most situations. If you run as a hobby, choose the running shoes. If you’re in retail you can probably wear these to work. You can wear them everywhere else, too. Running errands, walking your dog, doing housework.
Your house shoes can be anything. Ours is a pair of worn out Skechers that are too beaten up to be seen in public. We wear them for cleaning house when we aren’t barefoot at home, and for running out to get the mail.
Your one pair of dress shoes needs to match the base color of your capsule wardrobe, if you have one. Dark blue or black, or khaki. Keep them in the box they came in and take good care of them. Dress shoes tend to be expensive, so you don’t want to have to replace them anytime soon. Ours is a pair of flats made by Vionic.
Ladies, if you are a skirt-wearer then yeah, you don’t want to wear your running shoes with those. In that case, a pair of plain ballet flats or Bobs will go with most stuff. You don’t need fifty of them, just one.
In summer, you may decide to get a pair of sandals. Get them in the base color of your capsule wardrobe. Don’t get fifty, just one.
Do not buy flip flops. Flop flops are an abomination.
We will, of course, make allowances for hobbies. If you like to hike, you may want to invest in a good, solid pair of hiking boots. We tend to hike in our running shoes, but we have a geriatric dog with us and can’t take any steep trails. If you do, go ahead and get a pair. If you’re a fisher, a hunter, or you need specific shoes for work, do not hesitate to have a pair. Don’t do without just because you’ve labeled yourself a minimalist; that’s not what this is about.
A few more notes:
Work shoes wear out faster than other shoes because you wear them every single day. If your feet are hurting, it may be time for new ones. Invest in good ones and make them last.
Invest in quality insoles if you have foot problems. See a podiatrist if you have the dollars, foot problems are a bitch.
If you’re worried about looking broke because of old shoes, clean them. A rag with hot water and dish detergent can get rid of a lot of filth. So can oven cleaner, believe it or not. We don’t want to encourage you to worry about what other people think, but maintaining a neat appearance is great for your self-confidence.
Don’t skimp on shoes. We know we’re the brokest, but if you buy twenty dollar shoes from the Walmart to work in you’re going to regret it very quickly. Shoes are something you can justifiably invest a decent amount of money in. $100 will get you comfy shoes that will last you a year instead of a month. Don’t feel guilty about doing this.
Many shoes can be washed in the washing machine. Lay them in direct sunlight to dry. The heat from the dryer can cause the soles to shrink and warp, so don’t put them in there.
If you do yard work yourself, you may want a pair of rubber boots for grass mowing and things. These don’t really count toward your regular shoes. We keep ours in the utility room. Shake them out before you put them on, in case there are spiders.
Put smelly shoes in the freezer overnight to kill the bacteria causing the smell.
Tonight go through your shoes and fill a box with them to donate. If they’re too ratty, just throw them away. Choose a few quality pairs (five or less, if you’re motivated) that you love and get rid of the rest. You’ll have more closet space and you’ll be less likely to trip over a random shoe in the dark and die while you’re getting up at 3 AM to pee. Yeah, we saw that too.
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