#touching grass is not deserved!!!!!

[formulaonedirection]

Not everyday you log on and feel the urge to defend an Arsenal blog

#some of yall need to go into the thermowastebin #touching grass is not deserved!!!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Today's The Day!!!

#now if you all will excuse me i need to go eat some grass. touching it is no longer enough #ough wait why does he look like that candy thing. you know the thing. with the shiny candy shell #the fuckin... its a fruit thing... uh #TANGHULU! THATS THE BITCH! #fitting i'd think! hes a tasty little morsel! a sweet guy! #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #i dearly hope he's enjoying all of the Attention #he deserves it! he deserves it all!

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing...... #also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄 #girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌 #his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf..... #i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf....... #anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

[turtledotjpeg]

in the real world ☀️

an Alluka drawn for @fathomlesscrazy for a Greed Island server challenge exchange :D

#hunter x hunter #hxh #alluka zoldyck #allukaaaaaaaaa 🥺 #she needs to touch grass but in a different way than most people who need to touch grass #she has been denied the grass touching and deserves to have it #greed island server prompt

[lunar-years]

While I’m complaining I’ll say the hate on Luke Combs for the success of his Fast Car cover has always been aggressively annoying, given Tracey Chapman has openly stated she likes the cover and loves the paychecks it brings in AND she made an extremely rare appearance at the Grammys to perform it with him, so there are clearly no hard feelings there whatsoever. And yet people continue to speak over her and make a problem where there isn’t one.

#stop telling women how we’re supposed to feel like it’s so annoying #I say this as someone who has never even listened to the cover all the way through because why would I when #fast car by Tracey Chapman exists #however. there are people acting like the man deserved to be burned at the stake for covering a song #I need the online community to get a grip step aside touch grass #that said I will now be logging off myself lmao #to listen to their performance which was the best of the night #grammys

[shelvesofgold]

✨hello folks✨

now with zar taking a much needed break from this fandom i thought it would be a great idea to start hyping up some works in this fandom that i feel don’t get enough love !!!

We’re older now, the light is dim by Winter_Oswin

- jegulily w/ background wolfstar

- wip

- an au where james, lily, and regulus come back to life to fix everything that happened post halloween 1981

- the interactions between harry and regulus are legit top tier

take a shot of holy water by pinkpalaceapartments

- wolfstar fleabag au !!

- completed

- background jily

- remus as the hot priest is what we all need fr

Befriending a Ravenclaw by kreestar

- ravenclaw remus au

- wolfstar w/ background jily

- completed

- remus and sirius being stupid pining idiots who are trying their best

I Want To Be Good by mightydolphin

- canon-compliant fic from sirius pov

- completed

- wolfstar w/ background jily & dorlene

- goes on until a bit after prisoner of azkaban

- as a sirius kinnie this fic made me few things™️

The Mapmakers by Dizzy_Bird

- completed & canon-compliant

- literally such a fun read

- a lot of pranks and adventures

- jily & wolfstar are included but a lot more focus is placed on the friendships of the whole group

- just really well-done

A String of Consequences by semistrawberry

- jegulily w/ background wolfstar and dorlene

- as the title implies it is a string of wacky events that lead to both angst and fluff

- completed

- a lot of povs so there are so many different fun character interactions and i love it

Shackle Me by elixersoflife

- wolfstar soulmate au

- also a modern setting au

- completed

- i am literally obsessed w/ this one and i have frankly reread it an healthy amount of times

- another fic that made me, a sirius kinnie

feel things™️

quite like us by alarainai

- jegulus text fic

- modern setting

- great characterizations !!!

- just a vv fun and easy read

- completed

if anyone has any other recs pls feel free to reblog and add to the list !!

#marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #jegulily #jily #dorlene #fic rec #fanfic rec #harry potter #the marauders #bizarrestars #read these instead of being assholes on the internet #and go touch some grass while y’all are at it #give these authors the love they deserve !!! #i also have a friend who is currently writing a marauders fic so i may eventually add that too #remember to kudos and leave some nice comments on these fics !

[valentinoappreciator]

If Valentino dies, I will be genuinely sad. He deserves death, but that doesn't mean I want that 😔

HOWEVER

Vox and Velvette's suffering would be DELICIOUS. I want to see them unleash, well, Hell on whoever took out Valentino (looking at you, Nifty, my beloved little freak)

But I also especially want to see Vox and Angel Dust try to figure out who they are without Valentino looming over and controlling them. I want their potential Unlocked - Angel Dust in becoming free and growing, Vox in becoming the utterly insane and deranged babygirl that he is

#text #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #if valentino dies i will riot #(i wont but my god i will be SO sad) #and i KNOW the entire fandom (except for like. five other valentino enjoyers) would CHEER and love it #and ngl that makes me feel kinda sick #i KNOW that valentino is a piece of shit. hes the scum of the earth and he DESERVES death #anyway im not normal and i should probably go touch grass or something idk #internet time for me is over

[robinsversion]

I hope James is okay. He deserves to be able to grow and become a better person. Even after his plagiarism and bigotry and spreading misinformation, he does not deserve to die over it.

#yes he deserved calling out #yes he even deserved the internet dunking on him #especially for his shitty apologies #but dying? no. #and anyone who feels otherwise needs to touch grass asap #james somerton #hbomberguy #why are you booing me i’m right

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

i'm just sayin', if towl can be six hours of love and sexy times with mild plot sprinkled in and be a successful show, there's no reason tboc can't do the same ��\_(ツ)_/¯

#i haven't watched towl to be clear #but i have seen so many different gifs of those two macking or banging #that i just assume that's the main focal point #again all for it #richonne deserves it #but caryl when??? #god i need to go touch grass #caryl #twd #twd: towl #tboc #the book of carol

[lxndonorris]

Imagine seeing one of the greatest talents in motorsports of our time and label him as boring, not passionate, half-hearted and what not.

Of course the car is helping him to dominate the way he does, but you cannot claim he isnt one of the current best drivers.

Hes working his ass off, loves the sim, and manages to get the car, the track and his opponents to their limits and beyond.

Its not like he spends so much time on the sim to improve. And hes always smiling, always praising the others, the fans, the track, the sport. And how do you repay him? By booing, insulting him.

And what does he do? He keeps smiling. [We dont deserve him]

Its fine if youre biased, everyone is. But just own it, and enjoy the show.

#Not to mention youre doing the same to max #That you cried about when people said the exact same thing about lewis #Why #Why are you like this #And to fantasize about murdering him #Yall lot is actually insane #Dont touch grass #Seek actual professional help #Max deserves better #And I hope he wins many more titles to rub it in #Looking at you sky news #I hate sport journalists #Max verstappen #My rant of the week

[mayasdeluca]

What is it with the marina fandom always putting women against women? Maya’s the better captain. Andy is the least prettiest. What happened to women supporting women? Or does that only happen when it’s your favorites? No wonder no one outside the marina fandom cares about your campaign, it’s obvious you’re only doing it for your own ship and not the diversity you keep preaching about.

Do you feel better now that you got this out? How bold of you to do it anonymously too. Reveal yourself next time.

The audacity of some of you to group all Marina fans into one and acting like we're the only ones who have favorites, the only ones who have personal preferences and opinions as if you guys don't either. I bet all of you speak so highly of Maya, never say a bad thing about her, right? Never holding her mental health or trauma against her? Always supporting her as captain? Because it's all about women supporting women, right? Please.

This idea that people wouldn't want the show saved for their own specific reasons is laughable. As if people outside the Marina fandom care about saving the show for other reasons except their own favorites. At least we're trying, at least we care. At least we still want to see our representation on screen. You all can go find another straight couple elsewhere and very easily. So don't you dare try to make us feel guilty for wanting to save a show that has one of THREE wlw couples on cable television right now. Yeah, read that again and then go spread your misery elsewhere.

#asks #anon #some of you are so nasty for literally no reason like go outside and touch grass #not even go pet a dog because dogs don't deserve your misery #get off twitter and get off social media and stop whining for 5 seconds

[darkherolovercroissant]

To all those ass hats who love to criticize Samuel Roukin’s looks…your life must be so sad. Imagine hating on a guy who’s just doing his job and thinking he’s some ugly parasite. I hope he has a great day and whoever likes to bully him, I hope you finally pull your head out of your ass and start seeing the goodness in everything.

#samuel roukin #this man doesn’t deserve slander #like sorry your expectations are too high #i’m too tired for this #like the haters need to go and touch some grass #this is our ghost! #simon ghost riley

[capthowzer]

Ahmed Best as Jedi Master Kelleran Beq in The Mandalorian "Chapter 20: The Foundling"

#y'all this shit goes fucking hard #I need a giant size movie poster of this STAT #it's so hard to contain the joy I feel for this man #that he can finally feel loved by Star Wars fans #I hope the older generations feel rightfully shamed and bullied every time they hear his name or watch this episode #it's a story about space wizard monks wearing robes and swinging around laser swords and a goofy looking alien is unacceptable to you? #in a fucking kids movie? #GTFOH and go touch some grass #after the year Ewan and Hayden had in 2022 I'm so glad more Star Wars actors are finally getting the recognition they deserve #Ahmed Best #Kellerman Beq #star wars #the mandalorian #prequel trilogy #Jar Jar Binks #the phantom menace #attack of the clones #revenge of the sith

[effervescentdragon]

The fact incest isn’t a line for you says a lot.

I'm in the Tolkien fandom.

#anon asks #this is insanely rude and it doesnt deserve my elaboration #also anon i think you should really go out and touch some grass #also maybe google a bit about purity culture #AND google a bit about correlation and causation #tolkien fandom #cw incest #akira answers asks

[loredwy]

Dont you all hate when historical events happen around you forcing you to only hear about tragedies and poverty and death for months non stop on loop

#not like this wasnt happening before either #there is always tragedies around‚ and this particular one didnt just start now appearing out of thin air #but like‚ thinking 24/7 about this stuff‚ having to question everything you read #and having discussions that involve implications of someone 'deserving to die' in a way or another #just take a huge toll on my mental health #I may just take a while out of social media‚ without tv/news‚ and just touch grass for a while #my head hurts #social media

[escaping-thoughts-reviews]

Honestly seeing all the posts unironically celebrating a child possibly killing his father, is deeply disturbing.

Instead of focusing on how Adrien possibly learning Monarch’s identity in the end and then realise that, not only he was fighting his own father all along, but actually almost killed him (or possibly damaged him for life) and the trauma his character could go through because of that, these out-of-touch people that treat Gabriel like he’s a real person, are celebrating by saying stuff like: “Adrien deserves to kill his father” or “we deserve to see Gabriel die”.

It’s ghoulish and cruel (and makes them just as bad as Gabriel, if not worse, since he’s fictional, therefore his actions are not his own, and they are real people).

The dynamic Adrien and Gabriel have, always reminded me of Vader and Luke. Both are father and son, a villain and a hero, but when in one fandom Luke and Vader’s story is celebrated for it’s lesson in compassion, in the MLB fandom there is no such empathy. All you get is a bunch of people (mostly adults) that can’t distinguish fiction from reality (take Gabriel’s action personally), should probably step back from this kids show (especially if it causes them so many destructive emotions) and that warps even the tiniest thing Gabriel does into “abuse” (ex: Adrien having a balanced and healthy alimentation = “he’s starving him!”). [What he does as Hawkmonth doesn’t count because he doesn’t know CN is Adrien. Also there are multiple instances where Gabriel gives up his powers when his son is caught in the crossfire (ex: Stlyle Queen), showing he does love Adrien and wants him to be safe, even if it means letting Emilie go (returning to his villainous ways is part of his descent into madness, has nothing to do with his love for Adrien). And episodes like “Chat Blanc” and “Ephemeral” are out, not only because they are a “what if”, making them irrelevant, but because a lot of the cast acts completely out of character, including Gabriel (but let’s be fair this happens constantly in the show)]

Yes, Gabriel changed and became emotionally distant after Emilie “disappeared” and that constitutes a type of abuse (I’m not condoning his actions), but he’s not the horrible father parts of the fandom want him to be (Audrey is so much worse). What we are now seeing in season 5 is not the real Gabriel, it’s him loosing his mind and being corrupted by power: "You used to do this for the love for Emilie, now you just do it for madness" (he’s clearly not the man he was in season 1 nor before the events of the show). He was never “Monarch”, he became like that with time. It’s called character development (something that rarely happens in this show, so I’m not surprised if some people are taken aback by it).

Don’t get me wrong, I get it, some people don’t like Gabriel and it’s fair. I’m the first to criticise and make fun of the guy, even if I like his character (I wanted to reach into the screen and smack him after “Evolution”). But the vitriol aimed at this fictional character, who’s been written (even if badly) as a “desperate man fallen from grace and corrupted with power” (again, like Anakin), is really exaggerated, like most hatred other characters recieve (even Ozai, who’s so much worse than Gabriel, never recieved so much hatred). Also the actual hate and abuse these real people throw to other human beings for not agreeing with them about a fictional character is really heinous, and I know I’ll probably get a couple of these lunatics’s “opinions” in the replies. To them: look at what you’re doing with your life and rethink it. Stop. Get help.

These reactions really make me wonder if MLB is the first and only show these people have ever seen. There are way more worse characters out there, that did way worst (ex: Gendo Ikari, Shou Tucker, Ozai, Palpatine, just to name a few).  In the end Gabriel is not real, what he did never happened and the show clearly makes him out to be in the wrong (he’s the villain), so no child watching the show will ever look up to him (unlike other characters who’s bad actions are framed to be “right”). I think the people that hate Gabriel to such a caustic degree need some professional help because clearly something else is going on in their life and I wish them a healthy recovery.

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And if people wonder why I like Gabriel’s character, it’s because he, alongside Nathalie, are the only characters with actual development in this series. Therefore they’re the most interesting and compelling. Get a random episode from each season, everyone is the exact same except them. This is why, objectively, they’re the best the show has to offer (despite the occasional character assassinations... looking at you “Chat Blanc”, you absolute trainwreck).

#i don't intend to sound harsh i'm sorry if i seem that way #free to dislike him but the level of hatred is concerning #people need to chill out and touch grass #also liking a character =/= condoning their actions #gabriel is an idiot and needs to stop wearing his ass as a hat #but he doesn't deserve death #adrien doesn't deserve to lose his remaining parent #this fandom needs to grow some compassion #gabriel agreste #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml spoilers #ml season 5 #escaping thoughts