#turtoises

[2022dirt]

A tortoise moving through wet cement.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is everything #nature is weird #nature #discover #thats interesting #thats insane #thats incredible #animals #turtle #turtles #turtoise #cement #wet cement #wetcement #what the flip #what the hell #what the fuck #what the heck #what the shit #what then #what the fuuuuck #animals are awesome #animals are friends #animals are the best #animal #thats crazy #nature is healing #nature is beautiful

[oaxleaf]

is… is gordon wanting a tortoise a joke about and reference to longevity and the whole concept of cryonics? lol

#i mean i’m very happy waffles is still alive in 2064 #anything else would be heartbreaking #but i wouldn’t doubt if their lifespan is the only reason a turtoise is even included lol #red valley

[a-not-so-sure-artist]

Throwback/artistic retelling of this one time I met a turtle on my way back from school a year ago

I should’ve taken it home with me :(

#My mom said she’s glad I didn’t take it home and let it be #that only made me want to keep it even more lmao #digital art on tumblr #clip studio paint #digital sketch #rough sketch #turtoise

[silentwriter1]

Turtle. 🐢

#turtle #nature #beautiful #turtoise

[eduortegaibarra]

#Xadani encontró al verdadero amor. #ProudDad #Suegro #Turtoise. (en Juchitán de Zaragoza, Oaxaca) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnIfbDfpjae/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#xadani #prouddad #suegro #turtoise

[sparkles-and-trash]

a turtle!! in the wild, he literally just came out of the sea next to where we’re having dinner!

which… look at this loocation??? insane!

#irl tag #vacation #Greece #turtle #turtoise #lafkas #nidri #nydri #ocean #personal #holiday

[dog-thinks-and-makes-stuff]

Work in progress of a school project

#original art #work in progress #polar bear #fox #dragon #dogs #turtoise #thats the ones that can't swim right? #rabbit #lizard #otter #raindeer #cats #Owl #anxeity #And other mental problems that I have #Look I need an outlet for things okay?

[boutiquetravelexperts-blog]

In Anjajavy you can see the giant tortoises which were repatriated here in 2018 for the first time, after several centuries of absence . This project aims to re-establish ecologically powerful animals so that they can improve ecosystem resilience and sustain biodiversity. They are trully magical and their numbers grow. https://buff.ly/3qUbvMf #turtles #turtoise #madagascar #anjajavy #majunga #wildlife #giantturtle #africa https://www.instagram.com/p/ClGp1afM5sH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#turtles #turtoise #madagascar #anjajavy #majunga #wildlife #giantturtle #africa

[troubletofu]

m'shrom

#mushrooms #turtle #turtoise #shroooms #shroooooms #m'shrom #emoji

[katemurphythings]

🐢🐢🐢 #SeaStainedGlass #stainedglass #glassart #stainedglassart #handmade #art #seaglassart #seaglass #turtle #turtoise #trashtotreasure #recycledart #trashart #recycled #upcycledjewelry #seaglassjewelry #stainedglassjewelry #wearableart https://www.instagram.com/p/Chp9l5nLkc6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#seastainedglass #stainedglass #glassart #stainedglassart #handmade #art #seaglassart #seaglass #turtle #turtoise #trashtotreasure #recycledart #trashart #recycled #upcycledjewelry #seaglassjewelry #stainedglassjewelry #wearableart

[theyshapedlikefriends]

#poll #polls #plushblr #scrunkly #the scrunkly

[fellowlifeform]

Can we just accept that Hermes is a twunk, not a twink? He may be adorable, possibly the shortest and fast-talking cutie-patootie.. But oh mama, that man– no, GOD– has the most built thighs, he could crush your skull if he wanted (if you could even dream of being in between them)

Also, there was a myth that described how he lifted a whole ass HOUSE, crushing the nymph Chelone, and releasing an Update to Greece; the turtoise. A little overkill, but hey, he ran ALL the way across Greece and back, only for this girl to say no.

But yeah, story of the moral.. He is adorable, but can absolutely DESTROY you.

#hermes #Hermes hades #hades game #greek mythology #rant #He can literally do me any minute of the day #I won't complain #unhuman aurora 🎭🔮

[edsanon]

Have Aizetsu wip

Modern Aizetsu

He owns a few bunnies

The one is holding is a lop eared bunny names “Loppie”

She gets along with Kogane’s cat “Turtoise”

#aizetsu #kny aizetsu #kny art #kny aizetsu art #kny modern au

[qutemag]

The movie guy reviews: Thunderball

by Benjamin Harkin

Only seen this one once before, and I'm a massive Bond fan. I'm reminded why I didn't like Thunderball. Connery's hurried acting screams bored with the role. The scuba fight scenes are a mess of flailing and bubbles. Thunderball as a title means nothing, it's not even a quip.

I can only list the problems. A woman visibly pisses off a turtoise by riding its shell, and there's numerous shots of sharks being killed. The second unit stuff is obviously so boring that they need to speed it all up artificially in action scenes. Lagos is the villain parodied in every Bond parody because he plays the role like an imitation of an actual Bond villain, at once too beige and too over the top, straddling that fine line of utter mediocrity. The jetpack in the opening scene serves no purpose. The femme fatale gives a painfully on the nose monologue about how "bond james bond" will never win her over, despite this being one of the few times he introduces himself to a woman as merely "james bond", missing the catchphrase opportunity. Not to mention his treatment of the female nurse is among the most menacing and misogynistic of the Connery era (the bit where he strangles a woman with her own bikini in Diamonds Are Forever notwithstanding).

The rack torture scene which was both stupid and funny. The henchman Vargas is defined as a dude who's thing is he has no hobbies. Terrifying. Bond actually fucks up and gets caught in a crevasse on an island and needs the coast guard to rescue him. This one feels like everyone involved had a contract for a Bond film and did it with no pizazz or interesting ideas, just playing out tropes covered in the last three movies. I'm glad the series moved the hell on.

I'm not one to tear the absurdities of a Bond film down but this one felt so tired and overdone and the worst elements of Connery's Bond.

(Thunderball is currently streaming on Stan and Prime Video.)

#james bond #thunderball #sean connery #ian fleming #diamonds are forever #film review #movie review #Youtube

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hi! it's turtely again. (and i am about to fanturtle so please hold on to sth because my fanturteling is INTENSE)

OMG I JUST FINISHED EVERY DAY BY LEVITHAN AND I AM SO-

I AM BAAAWWWWLINNNNG

THE ENDING IS JUST- I AM- OMGGGGG 😭😭😭

i can't i simply cAn'T. literally crying (won't tell you if out of happiness or sadness but bloody TURTOISE! xokgnrifnebd!!!!)

damn... i never took notes because i was to entranced by the story but i'll just do it later and... who knows maybe i will actually write a Johnlock AU! (may i let you know if i do??)

*throws badly cut out paper hearts at you*

(ugh! this book! so good! definitely still at least one of my favorites)

-turtely 🐢

(referencing this post)

Hi Turtely!!

AHHH so happy that you finished the book and enjoyed the story so much!!! Now I'm super curious about it!! I'm gonna have to get my hands on it, LOL!!!

I really do hope you write the AU story, I think it would be so fun!!! <3

*collects all the hearts and puts them into my Happy Things box*

I hope you're having a GREAT day today, Lovely!!!

#steph replies #chatting with lovelies #book reccomendation #topsyturvy turtely

[telleroftime]

Alright, I realised how long it's been since I posted an actually formatted Bowser post - let alone a fanfic about any other character - and since I'm a people pleaser to the core, I'll probably end up posting two headcanon posts within this week.

Both will be about the probable species differences between Koopas and Humans because I'm a biology nerd and I can't help it, plus I've already mentioned some before.

At the moment it's looking to be about the different eating habits because both sea turtles and turtoises can go comfortably far longer without eating than humans, and also breathing stuff. And yup, I'm refering to it as breathing stuff.

Did you know sea turtles can hold their breath for around 2 hours, and turtoises are tolerant to CO2 (if I find the article I read it in).

Either way, I'm confident Koopas can't swim but I like the idea that they can hold their breath for a long time anyways. Why? Because why not,,,

#toonce offtopic