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ambivalent-anarchy · 3 years

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You've Got Moves (Part 2)

Masterlist

Part 1

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Warning: None

A/N: Better late than never, right?😂😂 (wow 2 fics in one week that's crazyyy) Also I put one of my favorite comedy tiktoks in the dialogue soooooo oops? Also Harry and Ned are wingmen who share one brain cell and I like it that way

I might make one more part to this but idk

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It took 7 months for Peter to ask you out.

It took the time for MJ and Asher to become a couple, homecoming to go by, MJ and Asher to break up, winter formal, midterm exams, MJ and Asher to get back together, and Christmas to go before Peter Parker gathered the guts to even consider thinking about asking you out.

Scared wasn't even the word for it.

Harry Osborn, the new transfer student, laughed at how nervous Peter was at lunch. "Asking girls out is easy, Peter. I do it all the time!"

"You say it like it's the simplest thing on earth," Peter dreaded, to which Harry shrugged.

"Because it is! You just ask. How is it that I've only been at this school for 2 months and I've had more chicks than both you and Ned combined?"

"Hooking up is not a hobby of mine. That's why," Peter retorted with a pitifully unintimidating glare.

Harry shrugged with his shit-eating grin. "It's not my fault the girls and gays can't resist these lips."

Ned chimed in as he threw a french fry into his mouth. "Peter, this isn't like Liz last year. You and [Y/N] are already really close, dude. I'm sure you can just ask her. Who knows? She might say yes!"

"But what if she says no?," Peter groaned. "Then I'll just be one of those people she avoids and barely talks to out of awkwardness." He shifted in his seat nervously. "I don't want that."

"But if you don't say anything then you'll always regret it," Ned pointed out.

Harry sighed and rolled his eyes. "Peter, pull out your phone."

Peter raised his eyebrows in confusion, but followed Harry's instructions.

"Go to her in messages and say 'hey let's get dinner'." He smiled. "See? Simple."

Peter opened your messages in his phone and stared at your profile picture.

'You can do this, Peter. You can do this.'

He bit his lip. "Okay but should I say, 'let's get dinner' or 'do you want to get dinner'?" Seeing Harry's impatient face, he explained himself. "I just feel like those two sentences have completely different vibes, y'know?"

Harry glared at him. "Are you really about to have us telling you what to tell your crush like a bunch of girls?"

Peter didn't know how to answer that question seriously. "Uh...yes?"

Harry pondered the question for a small bit before simply shrugging and answering. "Hmm, go with 'let's get dinner', so you'll sound all confident and assertive."

"Okay."

Before Peter could press send without thinking twice, Ned stopped him. "Well, actually now you sound a little aggressive, man."

"Really?," Peter asked with a wince, immediately erasing the message.

"Yeah, I mean the last thing you wanna be like is the guy that's all like 'let's get dinner' like you're some kind of caveman."

Peter groaned. "Oh no, definitely not."

Ned ate another fry. "You want to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner."

"I'll go with 'do you want to get dinner' then," Peter said with a nod.

That one didn't sit well with Harry. "No Pete. Cuz now you sound like a pussy."

Peter slammed his phone onto the lunch table. "This stuff is tough!"

Ned turned towards Harry. "No but listen. The last thing Peter wants to do is come off as the overly masculine type that's all like 'let's get dinner cuz I'm the breadwinner, bitch', y'know?"

Harry shook his head. "Yeah but women also love assertiveness. You have to know what you want."

Peter stared at the table, desperately wanting the conversation to be over. Why would he even go to these two for relationship advice? Harry was the king of hookups and Ned's relationships never lasted longer than a few weeks. What was he thinking? For a guy with a 4.5 GPA, he sure did feel stupid.

"I got it!," Ned exclaimed. "Okay. Text her this. 'Dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on, but only if YOU were also interested in attending the meal'." He held his hands up for praise.

Harry nodded. "Mhm. Perfect balance. And the more words the better."

Peter just stared back at them, wondering where he'd gone wrong in life. "...no.... I'm not gonna send her that."

Harry shrugged. "Welp,' he sighed. "I guess some people just don't want to be helped."

So close to slamming his head into the table in front of him, Peter felt a tsunami of relief hit when he saw Asher walk into the cafeteria.

Asher was your best friend. If anyone knew the proper way you'd want to be asked out, it'd be him.

The second Asher noticed Peter looking at him, he made his way over. "Hey Peter. What's up?," he asked as he found an empty seat.

Harry spoke up before Peter had the chance. "Hey Ash. Pick one. 'Let's get dinner' or 'do you want to get dinner'."

Asher thought for a second. "Depends on the girl," he said before taking a bite into his apple. "-but 'do you want to get dinner' is nicer. Why?"

Harry slammed his fist on the table. "Damn it!"

"Yes!," Ned cheered.

Asher looked around the table. "Okay, by why?"

Harry and Ned went quiet and looked to Peter, who was staring anywhere to avoid eye contact. He began to mumble pitifully."I....I-i wanna.. I wanna-"

Harry and Ned spoke up, already tired of the conversation not getting anywhere. "He wants to ask-"

"-I wanna ask [Y/N] out!," he blurted, feeling his cheeks start to burn when Asher's smirk turned into a wide grin.

"Well it's about time!," he exclaimed. "She's been crazy about you since you met."

"Really? She has?," Peter asked. That wasn't even in the realm of possibility in his mind.

Asher nodded. "She's always going off to me about how-" he mocked your higher pitched voice. "I've been dropping him hints since, like, foreverrrr!"

"Seriously?! She has?"

Ned laughed. "Well Peter. She has been calling you cute since the day she met you..."

"But I just always thought it was the friendly kind of cute, y'know?," he rambled. "Not the boyfriend type cute!"

"How many girls are out here calling you cute for you to make that assumption, dude?," Harry asked.

Asher sighed. "So this is what it's like to have low confidence." He shook his head and gave Peter a disappointed look. "I can't say I like witnessing this, Pete."

"Just-" Peter groaned and squeezed his eyes shut. "Just tell me what will work, okay? I need to ask her out perfectly."

Asher tilted his head in confusion. "She's a simple girl. You just have to straight up ask her out. What's the confusion there?"

"That's what I said!," Harry yelled.

"You know he's got to make it difficult for himself for no reason," Ned pointed out.

"Okay can we all talk about how terrible I am at this after you help me?," Peter begged.

"...yeah."

"Sure."

"Ugh, fine."

Peter sighed. "Alright. So?"

"What are you going for?," Asher asked. "Like a gift or something?"

"I just want whatever's the absolute best way to ask her out."

Asher pinched the bridge of his nose. If he was gonna set you up with your crush, he wanted it to happen right.

"Okay," he said, staring Peter in the eyes with a new sort of intensity. "Think about your best moments with her. Now pick something special from all those moments and voila! You'll have it!"

Peter nodded and stared at the ground as he thought for a while about everything he'd done with you since the beginning of school. You were truly the most extraordinary, most confident girl he'd ever met.

Every time he'd thought you couldn't get more perfect, you'd just show him another side of you that was better than the rest. He always stayed endlessly impressed and most of all, he felt as if he didn't have to try too hard with you. He could be himself and mess up as many times as he could manage and you still stuck around, showing him that there needn't be any worries.

And your style? Fuck, you could make anything work for him. You were the only one who could get him out of his comfort zone and in front of a camera, for something as frivolous as a TikTok. But he'd always do it, and even find the fun in it, because it made you happy.

"Remember how we freaked out that first time when she called you cute, Pete?," Ned said. "She said that you were cute and that you only had to put it use!"

Harry laughed. "This girl is literally giving you the instructions, Peter. Take them."

"Hmm." Peter looked up with a smile and snapped his fingers. "I got it."

You tossed popcorn into your mouth and snuggled yourself further into the blanket. "Ash, how can you even say that? 'It' is a horror movie!"

"Yeah, technically," he retorted. "But there's literally not a single part of the movie that's scary. It's more of a drama than anything else."

"You realize the clown phobia rate skyrocketed when the movie came out right?"

Asher scoffed. "Uh, your point? It's not my fault some pussies couldn't sit through it. Still a drama. The story definitely played with your emotions more than your fears."

"Whateverrrr," you laughed. "I can't deal with you."

"Pennywise literally got up and did this," he said before breaking out into Pennywise's dance. He laughed as he kicked his legs out. "What kind of horror movie has this crap in it?" He stopped when he felt the full force of you throwing a pillow on his face. "Ugh!"

"Sit down and get under the covers, idiot," you hissed. "I wanna keep watching these HORROR films."

"Whateverrrr," he drawled out, mocking you. He sighed and plopped down next to you, grabbing a handful of popcorn after.

When school was getting suffocating, marathoning horror movies with Asher were a must. He had an endless repertoire and all the time in the world for his best friend.

Halfway through 'It: Chapter 2' though, the movie was the least of your focus and instead was TikTok.

What could you say? The app was addictive.

It was a big, entertaining, completely useless collage of everything every no-name had to offer, from stupid debates to cringey POV's to fun dance routines.

You tried to hook every friend you could on it. Asher, of course, already knew about it since it first came out and he, of course, had thousands of followers because most of what he posted was random thirsts traps whenever he was feeling hot, which was always. And thirsts traps are always in high demand for the people on TikTok.

You tried to hook MJ on it, but she'd already decided that she didn't like it before even giving it a chance. Even the messy, political side didn't reel her in.

Of course then there was Peter, who didn't know was TikTok even was before he met you. You made it your sole mission to get him hooked, but you'd since given up on that. It was a lost cause. The only time he probably ever saw TikTok nowadays was when he was doing dances with you before gym started. He let you put the app on his phone but he never used it. You wouldn't even put it past him to have deleted it, but it was whatever. TikTok had started his friendship with you, so needless to say, it'd done an amazing job in your life.

Plus your followers were always asking about him. All of the "omg couple goalssss" and "you guys look so cute together" served as massive confidence boosters. A girl can dream, right?

You shifted over a bit when you felt Ash getting closer and closer to you.

When he moved over again, you scooted away, only for him to get closer again. "Ash, what is your deal?"

"Easy there," he chuckled, backing up a little. "I'm looking at the phone, not you."

"You've been all up in my phone all day, what's up?"

"I can't tell you," he shrugged, a sly smirk stretching across his face. "But," he pointed to your tiny screen. "Some idiot is taking wayyyy too long to shoot his shot."

"Shoot his shot?" You gasped. "Who?"

"I'm not at liberty to say," he said with a smirk.

"Nooooo," you whined. "If someone has a crush on me you gotta spill! C'mon, please?"

He laughed and repeated himself. "I'm sorry, but I am not at liberty to say!"

"Bullshit! Who is it? C'mon! C'monnnnnn!"

He shrugged and this time you knew that he was dead set on not giving up the mystery guy.

"Ugh," you pouted. "Fine. Let's just finish the stupid movie."

"Kids next door, battle stations!!!!"

And now it was sometime after midnight. The popcorn was all gone. The movie was done and now you were watching old cartoons so that the horror movie wouldn't be the last thing on your mind before bed.

Looking over, you saw that Asher didn't need any cartoons like you did. He was already passed out, snoring as loud as ever.

Grumbling in boredom, you stared at the wall, trying to connect the tiny dots in the designs. It was like something was officially keeping you from being able to fall asleep.

*Ding!*

At the sound of your phone receiving a text, you sat up curiously. Who was texting you at this hour?

You smiled when you saw that it was Peter.

Pete: hey y/n

You were about to send him a quick,"why are you up this late" text, but he kept typing.

Pete: pls dont judge me too hard for this

With that completely vague warning, you furrowed your eyebrows, concerned.

Y/n: whats up r u okay

He sent you a link next, which confused you, but not as much as when you actually pressed it.

It led you to TikTok, and the video was waiting to be pressed to start. Peter was standing in the middle of the screen with one of his typical corny sweatshirts on. The caption at the top read: "For [Y/N] Only". Smiling already, you quickly pressed play.

You slapped your hand over your mouth. "Oh my God."

"So he finally got the guts, huh?," Asher mumbled, having woken up from the loud music on your phone but was still half-asleep.

"Oh I'm sorry, did I wake you?," you asked. You turned down your phone.

"Don't worry about me, you just got a boyfriend," he chuckled, moving to lay down so he could get to sleep again. "Text him back for god's sake."

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Y/n: its been almost a whole year and youre still so cute when you make those

Pete: haha thanks

Pete: uh

Pete: i really like you y/n

Pete: do u think you'd wanna go out with me or get dinner sometime?

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"He asked me out," you gasped. "Ash, he asked me out!"

Asher rolled over and groaned. "I thought that was already established? Jesus, you two couldn't possibly be moving any slower."

You rolled your eyes. "Fuck you."

"Nah, you're with Peter now," he laughed. "You're gonna have to fuck him instead!" That comment earned him another pillow to the face.

You looked back at the messages and sent a tiny cute one. You smirked at the new idea of what was about to happen and turned it off before going to sleep.

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Y/n: kiss me at school tomorrow and find out

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Didn't do a third edit cuz I got lazy but I'm pretty happy with the turnout anyway. Thanks for reading!

Tagging: @allegra-writes, @allegra-soleil, @yumings, @hey-its-grey, @spideyyeet, @sunkissedspidey, @tommyunderoos, @chaoticpete, @snarky--starky, @sovereignparker, @thesherlockianavenger, @bubblebucky, @kelieah, @eridanuswave, @ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr, @kidney9-9, @gwenvrse

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misterbitches · 3 years

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some thots. having a bad time so this is rougher than usual. oh well

....

i guess he really does know hiim best cos if that was my mans (man specifically cos if anyone else did that id take it more srsly) i would be like oh my god ur singing me a love song? i would love it but i woudl SCREAM in embarrassment. UNLESS it was a really deep love song that's about us dying together.

like i want to eat ur skin type of thing (drain u nirvana) lmaoa but i really like this song it reminds me of that velvet underground song (the only one i know cos of juno lmao) and nico or whatever 'i'm sticking with you)

my adhd would be out of fucking control i had to spend my time listening to this looking around i kept getting distracted by a tissue and thinking "wow this song is nice but i wish it would end bc i am getting distracted" and lo and behold i paused it and i have to pee and i know it's gonna take forever to undo this

ok about 12m later i turned it back on and they kissed and then he bit the corn then that night li chen also lost his virgin teas after watching gay porn and being like "hm interesting" and he'll be like "i see, ur dick is not medium sized"

i'm honestly gagging i cannot at this 12 year old marrying his mom

beautiful theyre beautiful

ayea you fucking psycho we do too because he was 17 and we had to witness it (or well, other people did cos i didnt watch the show even tho wayne song is [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP] and i want him to [BEEEEEEEP] and ppl even liked it which is fine like i get it in theory but they put this in my eyeballs so i'm gonna make fun of it bc it's fuckin DUMB lmao like i can't I CANNOT and he said "u were so persistent" BITCH UR 30??!?!???!?!?!?)capi hve it on mute and i tried to get a screencap of li chen and mu ren like together and not just his face but i cant find the timestamp and seeing their faces as they get married is literalyl traumattizing i'm like scremaing at my screen going "HE'S 5 HE'S 5 HE'S 5" and every time theyre like "we acn live forever together" like no bitch ur bones rae creaking

also is the officiator white? if anyone knows why or if that's common i'd love to know more. EDIT: HE ISN'T I JUST THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE MOBY FROM THAT ANGLE

anyway here

i'm almost done with this fucking bullshit and i am in a really ould mood and usu they make it a bit better but imo it's kind of....annoying i guess balancing all these story elements and introducin gother couples (even in the periphery) since the story in itself can't focus. i feel like all in all the time spent with these two is a lot more limited and we get the feel for the rship because of their chemistry as actors, irl chemistry as friends and colleagues, and hopefully being happy and working on a good set. so it isn't the strength of the writing or production.

for some reason they get like less dynamic ways of being together which i think is part of their charm, they do things their own way, but the writers really should have substantiated this more. it's really just the way everyone in the show has managed to deliver these AWFUL story lines and production decisions (like seriously who the fuck was on costume? lighting?)

like maybe hot take but all the moments that are cringe and insane in the show are not pleasant, per se, because they aren't thought out clearly. so they're not a joy to watch in the normal sense but the actors are good enough to pull it off. i didn't cringe at the talks they had because it felt like actors like acting these lines out instead of us being embarrassed for it and you CAN TELL theyre embarrassed.

this is a huge kudos to the casting director and the actors and whatever crew that actually did a good job. i don't particularly like watching bo xiang and his grandfather husband not because of the content but because i feel like, to me, they're so awkward even though they have chemistry. i don't have that issue with xing si and his rapist brother boyfriend because watching them is actually really pleasant, it's intimate. this isn't to do with the story though because when it hits you how devoid this other person is and how stupid the situation is it changes (for me, for me, for me, this is all my opinion think whateverrrr u want im not telling u 2 ok!)

so truly kudos to this cast. idk if i'm misremembering here but imo the most cast appropriate series in this was crossing the line and close to you. one is a decent atmosphere and execution (yes even with that brother story line, notice the major key differences though because that's a sincere false equivalence. they try to execute power imbalances soooo badly and then fail every time but here's one meant to shock too and it was just likelmao ok girl?)

it may not make sense to say either in a writing way or for the character to do it but i believe that whoever the characters these people are supposed to be especially those super not well written on the page still get that message aacross (yong jie's actor is a good ex. not sure if i should ccongratulate him for having the worst job on earth and the worst character and his character is flat but. ostensibly they should let their actions speak for themselevs but what they do is they back themselves into a ccorner with unsuretyabout their characters or a dilemma that pops up they just want to excuse it. well guess hwat u couldnt do enough legwork. but to some extent the disposable side couple works here on a um "our eyes see them and get it" way

also to me it seems like they chose this story just to have this specific wedding. like it's a timely topic and i'm pretty sure like another provision? (correction? idk) was made WRT taiwanese same-sex marriage so it's topical but it isn't like a "papa and daddy" situation where they're interacting in it and there (for ex: the pride parade) and there being like real life terms and consequences. here it seems like they were like ah yes wedding ah yes dumb couple from modc bc we kiled off the other one sooooo (then outsource them to life love on the line u__u) then hamfisting in some fucking message which is funny bc

- despite the hints peppered in and the clear attraction they both acknowledge ur like ~not gay just him~ even tho...i mean i just. again they dont read over what they write i don't think considering. but wahtever.

- the only gay dude (verbally said) is with his rapist brother with an awful power dynamic oh or IS a rapist (gao) (or his brother but i think it was just a "im a psycho so it's him" thing unless they said it. in which case idc cos i wasnt paying attn but that's also not great) or i guess the wedding but like....that's also a ridiculously inappropriate and dumb relationship taht it's built on. i mean i don't really see much respect her so i dont particularly want to hear abt gay weddings being important when they didn't even utilize it in the story beforehand and have we ever. this is a huge indication to me that it was a reverse engineered chosen story beforehand (if it was one) or thought of

soooooo

so reversal of that....it didnt give us enough time to breathe with these two at all but for both of the actors they can capitalize what's on the page and the writers didn't. like their dynamic is very i give/you give like taking car eof each other etc that's why

again, no artist worth their salt will ever say their work meant nothing. that's a cover up. i'm sick of lazy production and then getting away with it claiming being subversive or attacking an issue by not doing anything. we show crazy shit all the time but it has a POINT and ur point is "i like the gays" then girl.....i mean it's not great

but the acting really carried it. i have a feeling if this series continues it might continue to use more experienced actors cos maybe the budget goes up but they also have less inhibitions now when it comes to acting. i like the way li chen expresss himself and teng teng too. i like anson a lot and there's some angles that did not do any favors and i think eh has to get more control of his body movements (bc he's SO LARGE and thin) but he wasn't bad at all and there were real human tears. of course i, personally, favor charles tu. he has more control over his body because he has...less to work with and he's a bit bigger and he was really great in this role. he's a himbo a bit of a meathead but you like him. you like them. there's some things i think they had them say and do that they wouldn't let happen if they stuck to the characters and the story (mainly liking that dumb idiot rapist)

what i notice is that the reprehensible actions people criticize others for in the show and in real human life lalways gets turned around. teng teng being surprised that this boy's grandfather boyfriend met him when he was a junior in high school and he's 12 years older and him apologizing for being shocked and then whatshisface going "ur better at it than most people" and then the convo about gao with whatshisface and then rapist brother comes to pick him up. they are admonishing gao but thinking that rapist brother is noble for doin gwhat he did (and oh rapist brother shows up) like the hypocrisy and the decisions are immense. so now it's like "guys see he's a great guy" like girl STICK TO SOMETHING but whatever so i live in this universe where muren and li chen do everything right and have lots of different interesting fun seex with all their friends. i would write this but i cannot i am dying

#history 4: close to you #history 4 #li chen x mu ren #a thot

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writeinmysoul · 5 years

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It has been wild. At the lambda club meeting, we went over some interesting shit. The club is for the lgbt community on campus. Anyway. We went over some interesting and slick important shit that I had little interest in focusing on. Like, we talked about mental health, which is important, and then we went into things like intersectionality and privilege and such, which is also important. But the part that bothered me is that we had a white male talk to us about black womens struggles in the lgbt community, and it was sorta fine ish, until like, the predominantally white club began talking.

This one guy talked about how he was bullied for being white in elementary school, and that’s why he doesn’t believe you’re born into privilege. And he just kept going on about it.

We also had this activity where there was different words around the room. Race. Religion. Age. Gender. Sexual orientation. Cool whatever. They’d put questions on the PowerPoint and we had to go to the words we felt matches that question for ourselves. Like what part of your identity are you most aware of everyday. And people explained like why they chose the answers they did for themselves. Another question was what part of our identity was most important to our families. Another was what part of our identity did we feel most discriminated for. There was also, what part of our identity do we feel the most privilege from, and my answer was of course none. My friend and I sat in the middle of the room because we’re both lgbt woc. Like. What is privilege. So when they asked us why we sat down instead of choosing a part of our identity, that’s what I said. I don’t know what privilege is. But I’m like a joke way you say when you mostly mean you can’t relate to that. And he took me seriously and tried to have someone explain to me what privilege was. And I’m like, I know what it is, and as a gen z, non religious mixed African American, panro ace female, i have no fucking claim to privilege. And then the other dude who said he was bullied for being white was back to talking about the way these don’t have privileges and blah blah. And how white ppl are oppressed too. Whateverrrr.

Someone tried to relate being trans to being black. Which like, doesn’t remotely work considering we’re talking about intersectionality and how being a woman, esp woman of color, causes us to be treated differently and less than white lgbt and such, and you’re a white male, and we’re talking about the specific struggles of LGBT women of fucking color, and black trans women have it a shit ton worse because they’re black and women and trans. And this isn’t to diminish the struggles of any trans person. Because there’s struggles everywhere and it’s not a competition. But also, you can’t compare these two together when that defeats the purpose of this fucking conversation. And then started talking about plus sized women. And I’m plenty plus sized, and you’re not, so wtf does this have to do with the topic at hand. No. Shut up.

There were a lot of moments that I and the few other black ppl were upset or aggravated or whatever. Including when someone started talking about their white guilt. Please don’t actually. I can’t even. Anyway. I feel like these were important topics and I appreciate that they wanted to put in the effort to stress it’s importance, but as a white male, speaking to a predominantly white club, with no black ppl in their organizational staff, about black women struggles, this is not something they were prepared to handle. Especially without like actually having a WOC speak. And they’re doing a black pride booth in Nashville this weekend. And I’m genuinely triggered because of the lack of black people at a black pride booth. What.

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@dolores-hazy I had typed this the day it happened on Wednesday and then just left it in my drafts cause it’s stupid and I didn’t care that much enough to finish it or even post it. But I didn’t know how to like, answer your question of the annoying white dude without going into a lot of detail and I didn’t feel like retyping that. so here’s most of the important stuff at least. You don’t gotta read it.

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lesbianfreyja · 5 years

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can u blease explain what that AP bio post means

which post? this one?? it means that everyone was tweeting that jack is bi and in love with miles and they had all this tension of jack hating him but miles being nice and them having a long historied past where they used to be friends (plus the Energies of jack and miles both clearly being mlm) and everyone was like. tweeting that it would be cool to see them as exes/boyfriends/whatever and then glennjamin did an interview with patton oswalt talkin about s2 and apparently jack has this new love interest that’ll be introduced, who is a woman, who they basically described as “his enemy that he has sexual tension with so he tries to get revenge on her using the kids to Plot and she’s quick and can easily match him and its sexy and theyre together” or whateverrrr which is a) the plot of jackmiles in season 1 and b) literally nbc saw people tweeting about jackmiles and were like “love that but can’t have gays so heres the hetero version of it” like literally exactly what eva said.

some things to keep in mind with this: 1) i dont even ship jackmiles rlly lmao but this is CLEARLY a dig 2) some of the ap bio tptb were tweeting back to some people like “lmaooo everyones kinda bi!! jack is bi!!” type of shit which is gross anyways but now doubly so 3) this is gonna directly take away from miles’s screentime and specifically jack and miles so it really is a dig and 4) obviously im not saying jack can’t be bi because he’s with a woman but to make that woman a carbon copy of the man people shipped him with and then refuse to confirm he likes men??? exactly what i expected from nbc actually i’m not surprised or mad

#also devin's not gonna be in this season idt which SUCKSSSSSSS i love jacob #and ALSO also..... i know glenn cant talk shit but i'm still struggling not 2 be mad at him #esp if this fucks with sunny again just because nbc never went to kindergarten and learned how to share :))))#a.p. bio #anon #ask #anti nbc

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wavemaker9 · 7 years

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also saved from another lp the boys did

Kyle: I bet it’s the sheriff! Shoot him! Blake: No, I’m not gonna do that, Kyle. I’m playing with restraint. Kyle: I was never able to do that.

oh shit actually i had a lot of these i don’t think i ever posted?

monster factory with kyle and nz. kyle flipping between all the characters in blade and souls and nz trying to talk before leading into "I'm gonna puke" and Kyle innocently "What're ya gonna puke about?" before NZ stutters & then just snaps back that they're not even looking, so do whatever dumb thing you wanna do kyle

Blake and the Chippettes

blake making a bunch of pervert/daddy kink jokes for rat baby and kyle like why no stop why are you sabotaging our show you're making me very uncomfortable

Kyle adding stupid shit to the characters face while laughing as Blake just "...Sure. Sure.... Sure, why not."

Also in the second life, second chances, if i didn’t already bring this up, blake giving kyle exactly 1 linden less than he needs to get into the club.

Kyle: When the game doesn’t give you the tools you need to fully express yourself, vis-a-vis character creation, there's only one thing you can do. Blake: What is that, Kyle? Kyle: (after scene cut) Jack into the matrix. Blake: (loud laughing) You dork.

Kyle: It's a gashapon! Only a guy's face! Blake: ...A guyshapon. Kyle: (soft, pleased laughter) A guyshapon. just kyle with that quiet laugh and tone

Kyle: He's a pelican now! Blake: He is- that's really- I don't like it!

Kyle: Big money, no whammies! Blake: Gimme a human!

Kyle just "oh uh oh oh no whoops" for a minute straight as blake just wheeze laughs in the background

Kyle talking about how he's doing some detail work this time around for like a minute straight and cut immediately to Blake, bluntly, "I hate it." and Kyle just bursting out laughing.

That “waaaaah!” noise when they talk about jacob jumping at the sight of truck. That’s not necessarily crossover. It can be but just on it’s own it’s good too

Kyle: Aaaanddd here’s Raymond! And blake devolving into helpless giggles.

Kyle: Let's see if we can break Mass Effect! Blake: ...Okay???

Blake's special boy! Blake with the “My boy!” and Kyle immediately breaking out into singing arms wide open.

Literally any point where griffin makes justin break down into helpless laughter is important for the xover. Currently? Kyle with the “JACOB! I’VE COME FOR YOU JACOB!” and then mumbling/eating noises and blake choking in laughter

Kyle: Holy shit. /Holy shit./ Blake: /Kyle-/ Kyle: //Holy shit//. Blake: /-what did you do?/ Kyle: Holy shit. I thought- holy- holy /shit/. Blake: What did you think you were fixing?? Kyle: /Holy /shit!//

Blake: What are you doing? You have to run this by me. You can’t just do whatever you want. Kyle: No.

Blake: What if you mess up the values where he just turns out very handsome? Kyle: (chuckling) That's the dream, right?

my fave ‘fill in taako & kravitz when griffin uses a cockney accent in monster factory' moment is probably Taako asking through giggles if just this head as their whole spore creature is fine because it's got a mouth and Krav "...Yeah, right, that's about what I expected." (also thanks GG playthough I started to type “spore creature” and my brain auto completed to “spore creature creator” because of their running dick joke gag, fuck.)

Kyle getting more and more angry at spore is very important. blake just getting more disheartened and ready to give up.

Blake: ...I think you should, um-. Kyle: What do you think I should fucking do, Blake? You tell me what to do now.

Kyle, very distressed, shouting "Will, this is just fucked up now!"

The "Shreck me, shreck me hard" bit with Blake very desperately trying to get kyle to move on (“I’m ready to sEE THE NEW /FEET/!”) and then just begging for will to crash the game. “Will, please hear my prayers!”

I am tempted to swap kyle and blake for the googling shrek bit. Blake just wanting to know what clothes shrek wears for the game. Kyle googling shrek without clothes first as reference and sending blake funny ones he finds. Blake finally googling it themself because kyle isn’t being especially helpful. On the other hand though, i love those points where blake gets to fuck with kyle back so that’s good too. I had the same consideration for the girls club video they did.

Blake out of the blue with the “Hi! I’m Dar/k/ Vader.” and Kyle immediately choking in laughter.

also there was some gg stuff too?

Austin: Makes me feel... I don't know. I don't know how to explain this emotion. Micha: ...Uh, enjoyment?

Also later for the version where it’s kyle instead of austin because kyle would be way more accepting of his lap being used as a mouse pad. Just way more accepting of all of this in general, honestly. Micha: I’m getting like dangerously closer to your D. Kyle: I- what- do you think I care? Do you honestly think I care? Micha: Probably not. Kyle: What game are we playing right now? What is on the screen? Mel: Yeah, for anyone-. Micha: Uh, a- something created in the Spore creature creator. Kyle: Yes! Mel: There you go. And for any- to fill in for anyone who doesn’t know, uh, due to the lack of space on this couch, Mich currently has the mouse pad resting on Kyle’s junk. And Mich is, ah… yeah, every time he readjusts the mouse- Micha: I am technically giving Kyle a handjob. Mel: Yeah. Micha: …(quietly) Sorry, Ivan. Mel: (snickering) Sorry, Ivan. Hashtag, ~/not sorry/~. Micha: (laughing) Hashtag, whateverrrr!

Mel: This is hard to watch. Kyle: It is. (Mel laughs) It’s making me hard to watch. (Mel laughs louder)

Kyle: It’s like a mous-tache! Mel: It’s like a mis-take!

I really love micha and kyle working together to turn this lp into a 16 part dick joke.

Mel: Kyle and I both put our arms around the end of the couch and just gently touched hands. Kyle: It’s fine. Mel: It-. It’s fine. Micha: (Cutesy voice) I was the ham in the sandwich! (Mel chuckles)

Mel’s repeated and dismissive advice of “Just kill ‘em. Just kill ‘em.”

Micha: (sighing) Okay, what do you want me to kill? Kyle/Mel: Anything! Mel: The first thing you see!

Micha: Well we have to be smart about this. Mel: Why start now?

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