#unto Myself

[cloudburst-ink]

#jeff satur #art #fanart #neon #jeff worakamon satur #| #sigh #okay maybe it is too many now #it's very late at night #why do i do this #unto myself #and unto others #lord below please give me the fortitude #to inflict the same level of dedication upon my day job #as i do upon my 3am jeff neons #amen #someone free me from this hell

[wiirocku]

John 14:3 (KJV) - And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto Myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

#John 14:3 #I go #prepare #place #for you #I will #come #again #receive #unto Myself #where I am #be also

[planetoflovers]

I think it’s so funny seeing Jason Todd stans try to rationalise extrajudicial murder. Like if you think Jason taking on the role of judge, jury and executioner is an adequate way of getting rid of crime good for you but I refuse to take that notion seriously

#like for all intents and purposes he’s basically a cop #I saw a post saying how gotham citizens see red hood as being more effective than batman and I had to restrain myself from responding #ppl did not trust batman when he first came unto the scene it’s only when they saw that he was working within the law and advocating for- #goons to give up crime and turn their lives around that ppl became less distrusting of him #imagine if Batman came onto the scene guns blazing and killing everyone he deemed to be a criminal the gcpd would have had him put down #dc comics #Jason Todd #anti jason todd

[starvingvu1tures]

#seventh ball #myself #i unto author #trad goth

[americankimchi]

thinking about how both tfa (2015) and rogue one (2016) came out post-disney's acquisition of lucasfilms (2012) and both those films live on so fondly in my heart but have also, somehow, been earmarked in my head as the last true additions to star wars canon to have come out ever since

#personal #like even if i enjoy watching things that aren't those two movies post-disney it's like #for whatever reason. my head files it as ''haha that was fun. glad that's not canon'' #WHICH IS ADMITTEDLY. A WILD THING TO THINK. LIKE THOSE TV SHOWS AND CARTOONS ARE DEFINITELY CANON #but my brain REFUSES to acknowledge them as such #obviously half of it is ''some of this reads like absolute bullshit'' #but the other half is ''i straight up enjoyed this. this was fun to me. but also it's not canon <3'' #wish i could just unequivocally like everything but alas my standards are hard to parse even for me #the person who has them #AUGHHHH #don't ask me how tcw fits into this as it's in a weird middle ground #tcw in my head is like...... jedi apprentice.... or the comics...... in that it's canon except it isn't except it IS. #i CANNOT elaborate. my thoughts are an enigma unto myself.

[butchshevik]

not to generalize but there's a very specific type of really loud and aggressive middle aged usually-white woman who collects funko pops and is married to an ex-military guy & never shuts up about his duty tours and is an Adult Disney Enjoyer who likes the live action remakes and who obviously votes deep red that i did not think I would have to encounter, much less share a coffee pot with, so often in nonprofit social service work and yet.

#the political spectrum at my work is shocking considering what we do but the variance between departments is itself staggering #im luckily in a department unto myself for the most part and have a lil office so i get to not interact most of the time #but to get to my boss or the keurig i have to go through the finance department and whoo boy #every time they really are always saying some shit #like at every job ive ever worked ive known someone like this its very concerning as a sample size of the population #but here in finance there are not one but two of them #and theyre slowly but surely making each other worse & pulling the rest of the epartment into their orbit bc one is the director #🙃

[ghostclowning]

another day of zhushen agenda BUT it's ZZL being unreasonably hot when SQQ least expects him to. Like when he's talking to SQQ politely and calmly, then some demon tries to approach them and he gives them such a death glare that the poor thing perishes immediately regardless of its intentions. Then he turns back to SQQ and he's now absolutely normal. But SQQ isn't normal at all. He's never been hornier in his life. Gentle ZZL is cool but /srs ZZL???maybe even mad ZZL?? Fuck yes. Although perhaps he's feeling so safe thinking about such things only bc he knows for sure his husband won't ever intentionally hurt him. He really wants to hear ZZL call him a "bad boy" now though, whew.

And SQQ also likes to randomly touch ZZL muscles(if it doesn't distract him, of course...but sometimes even if it distracts him. After all, so far he never objected). Pure amazement. He wonders if ZZL could beat LQG if they had no swords(of course he wouldn't let these two fight, this sure would end up traumatic for both...but just for the sake of mental experiment? It's never wrong to imagine hot men in blood-). And he also thinks how he can do whatever with ZZL only bc ZZL chooses to allow him. Like "I braid his hair but he could easily braid my limbs! Sheesh!" But ZZL is just ready to tolerate any shit he does, even when he goes drinking with SQH(it never ends well)(ZZL gives him the /srs stare afterwards which SQQ a little bit enjoys ... secretly....).

[The truth is, he probably considers literally anything still better than standing lines for lewd fanfics]

Sometimes SQQ purposely tries to tease ZZL, but it often leads to an outcome he didn't expect, even if at first things go smoothly...He once tried to make his snake husband a little jealous, joke-flirting with soemone, but ZZL was just keeping silent, although he clearly was upset. Once they were left alone, he said he thought what he and master Shen had was just between them. SQQ was just heartbroken cuz his boy seemed so sad about it<3 He tries to reassure ZZL he was just fucking around but then ZZL pins him to the wall, grabs both his hands, immobilizing him with ease, his glance calm as ever but unusually stern.

"Master Shen has spoken enough today. But I see that I don't satisfy master Shen enough."

"Not at all, Xizhi-lang..."

"I have a name."

"...Ah? Sorry, Zhuzhi-lang...You really satisfy me! I was just being silly..."

"No need to pretend now. I understand," Zhuzhi-lang leans in and shuts him up with a kiss. Oh no. Practice shows that his 'understanding' of things is often different from normal... "If so, I'm afraid I have to fix my mistakes."

His firm tone makes SQQ feel things. God damn it, maybe he actually doesn't mind whatever is going to happen now. Although it wouldn't be so sweet if ZZL gave him a dose of blood parasites to control him. Yeah that would be less hot.

"I will make love to you all night. For every sound that you make, I will keep going."

SQQ had no idea how vocal he was in bed until now, and he cursed this trait of his now, because he also had no idea how long demons can go on. ZZL only let him go when he started literally begging for mercy. This really was enjoyable until SQQ got completely exhausted, and when he realized ZZL still stops when he asks properly, he thought that he certainly will do this again... sometime. When he's able to walk again, probably. Maybe.

SQQ also grew used to the snakes, even the demonic ones. When ZZL is not home, he talks to them instead. Keeps a little bowl of water for them even. Unexpectedly, him befriending the snakes actually helped to get them out of his bed... When ZZL saw how friendly he got with them, he gave him a strange look, but he hasn't found a single snake in his bed or in his clothes since. They still were everywhere else around the house, but, apparently, have learned that some things are not to be touched. They still touch master Shen himself though, but they, apparently, also were taught not to do so if master Shen minds...and this man once said he can't do anything about his snakes, huh?

And also SQQ collected a piece of snake skin ZZL shed. When ZZL found out, he was a little...repulsed. "Why would one collect something that came off their body? You don't collect fallen off hair..."

"But it's not hair! It's a piece of snake skin. It looked cool."

"...Should I start collecting master Shen's dead skin..."

"...uhm, alright, alright, you have a point. Please don't-"

"If master Shen likes such things, I could-"

"Please don't"

SQQ had no doubt ZZL could make all the snakes shed right in their house, and he clearly didn't need that. Did SQQ get rid of that one piece of snake skin though? Absolutely not.

#svsss #zhuzhi-lang #shen qingqiu #zhushen #i swear i dont know how did it turn unto a poorly written fic in the end i have no control over myself #delusional

[protagonistpolling]

Tulip + Wirt both got 1 nomination.

#poll2023 #tournament poll #tulip olsen #infinity train #wirt #over the garden wall #this was an act of evil unto myself.. btw

[artyartpile]

to dream upon waking

#tales of crestoria #vicious #aegis alver #viae #vicaegis #tales of #tales of series #crestoria #i actually completed this as a birthday gift to myself but then i finished ANOTHER art for that so now i shall release this unto the void

[dukeofqueers]

feeling like absolute shit i just want Deogracias back

#blasphemous #blasphemous 2 #blasphemous 2 spoilers #(for following tags) #he watched over the penitent one's casket. never left his side. he died right here and kept holding unto it. i'm fucking bawling #going back to the knot of the three words & pulling up the old screenshot ended my life #the new guide lady is cool but oh my fucking god. deogracias.................... #i'm gonna cry myself to sleep thinking about him #i need to draw him

[strawhattery]

since i started publishing utilities included, a few questions have come up multiple times in my DMs. i'm always happy to answer them, but i also thought it'd be helpful if i put my answers to those questions somewhere for people to see, so here's that~

your writing is familiar—do i know you from something else? i wrote haikyuu fanfiction (sakuatsu specifically) from 2020-2021 under the AO3 pseudonym astroeulogy.

what do you ship in one piece? i'm a multishipper, so i ship most things. if i see fan content for a ship and think it fucks, then i ship it (at least within the context of the thing i saw it in). if you have NOTPs in one piece, i generally recommend you not follow me; i'll always tag the individual characters, but i won't use ship tags unless the content is overtly romantic.

is it ok if i make [insert fanwork here] based on your fic? this is pretty much always going to be a huge YES from me!* fanart, podfic, translations, text posts, live read threads, etc. are all allowed for anything i write! all i ask is that you include credit to the original publication on AO3. beyond that, knock yourself out! and if you make anything based on my work, please send me a link—i LOVE seeing it!

*as long as you're not trying to make money from it or running it through generative AI systems; this is probably obvious, but just to be safe!

what's the best way to talk to you? DMs are best! you can use my tumblr ask box, DM me on twitter, or find me on discord (i'm strawhattery on twitter, tumblr, and discord). i'm also in the zosan and sanzo servers, but i'm not as active in those as i'd like to be.

can i ask about your writing? if you mean my writing process or characterization tips, yes! i LOVE talking about writing!! but if you're asking for spoilers, sorry but no can do ☺️

your writing/fic/reposts remind me of something else, can i send you a rec? please hold on to your recs until april 20! once utilities included is fully published, i'll have much more time to go through recommendations!

do you have any other WIPs? i have a Concept. stay tuned!

#about me #hello!!! starting today i'm GOING to be more active #i'm determined to conquer my shyness and make some friends!!! #that being said i might also delete this later who knows #i am a mystery even unto myself

[xerocomellus]

jeff rosenstock / bonus oceans vs 3 summers

#over a decade later... #are there any jeff rosenstock fans out there or am i an island unto myself #jeff rosenstock #d speaks #punk rock #web weaving #lyrics #words #music #hellmode

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #46: Soul has pains aren't all that painful, but they are more frequent. Mainly having to deal with joint pain, especially in his hands & knees. Sometimes wearing compression gloves/sleeves. {On really REALLY bad days, he'll use his trident to help him walk or stand up for a while}

And on Heart & Minds worst days, he can vaguely feel their headaches/heartaches as well.

#chonny jash #cj soul #can you tell i like soul #also y'all are slowly gonna see that the best/more detailes ideas i can come up with are usually somewhat tired to myself #cos projecting unto characters i love is fun >:} [and also easier to write for lol]

[impossible-rat-babies]

the things I think about doing to make gposing an idea easier

#shdjdjdjd I have sad EW gpose ideas but I am gonna have to settle bc I cannot access an area I would like #Shdjdjd so my idea was going to UT and blowing myself up as Blu mage to get a better pose #or I could look for a pose that might work better #ANYWAY I have a lot of symbolic feelings about elpis flowers + eyrie’s death + scythes #endwalker spoilers #the symbolism of a scythe being an omen of death. the reaper #but the alternative of it being agriculture #one of life and living and giving unto the people the food they need to live #eyrie being both that of life and that of death. they are a godkiller and savior #at this point in MSQ they have killed both the father and the mother and are left as a child #the added layer of zenos being the bearer of the scythe that kills them #the nail in the coffin. my boy builds coffins. the stake upon the cross—killing that which is holy #a lamb to slaughter for the sake of the life of the people given by the reaper’s scythe #IM LOSING MY MARBLES #oc: eyrie kisne

[sneez]

since i started testosterone in february i have been reading a stanza of andrew marvell’s poem ‘the garden’ every month to track the way my voice has changed. today i finished it :-)

#my voice #does it belong in that tag given that i am speaking and not singing. ah well in it goes #andrew marvell #it is exciting to finally be able to post this! given the nature of the project i've been working on it for a while #i can't remember if i was initially intending to post it but i think it's neat so you guys can see it too :-) a questionable gift unto ye #it's one of my favourite ever poems which is why i picked it. partly because it's a cracking poem but also because the garden in #question is very likely fairfax's garden given that marvell wrote it whilst he was living at his house to tutor his daughter :-) #i love the line about melons. i love the idea that fairfax was growing melons. his melonship #also 'the luscious clusters of the vine upon my mouth do crush their wine' is such incredible imagery i think about it all the time #stopping myself now before i start explaining all my favourite parts of the poem because then i would just be reciting the whole poem #sorry the audio quality changes quite a bit by the way i kept changing where i recorded #oh also i skipped a month because my voice hadn't changed at all (between the first and second stanzas i think) which is why the #number of months doesn't quite match up to the number of stanzas #i do wish i had recorded a stanza when i was one month on T given that my voice barely changes in the last few verses. ah well #anyway i hope you enjoy it my dear friends :-) holding you all in my arms #also as usual i have a few messages and things to answer so i will do that soon! i have been enjoying being active again after so long :-) #ive got a song to post soon too. he he ho ho ho. hum hum hum

[bricky-brikson]

I’ve decided to do a Bad Things Happen Bingo!

My goal is to get at least one (1) bingo, but honestly I just want to write some suffering

How this is going to work:

Send me an ask with one (1) prompt + the character(s)/media.

I’ll mark that prompt as “claimed” on this post by editing (so check the original post before you ask).

When the writing is done (and published), I’ll shade the prompt in completely.

Prompts that are shaded in or claimed cannot be asked for! So if there’s something here you like, grab it quick!

Things I’m willing to write:

My original characters. See my #dear cassedy tag, but I also have some OCs who have yet to be formally introduced on this account (a vampire nurse with a werewolf bf and plural chemist who makes LSD - they're not from the same universe).

Drabbles of characters created solely for the situation/prompt. In this case, the asker has to propose the characters themselves. Please don't use this as a roundabout way to get writings of your OCs.

Psychonauts

Sky: Children Of The Light (Elders and Spirits, I’m not big on writing skykids)

(Maybe) Hazbin Hotel

Hollow Knight

[I can't think of much else right now, but if it comes to me I'll add it.]

Things might get a little homoerotic (especially with the cannibalism prompt), but I won't do straight-up NSFW, since I'm still 17. Gore though? That's fine.

As always, I retain the right to refuse a prompt if it squicks me or it's just not something I'm interested in writing, in which case I'll respond to the ask privately stating as much.

Prompts are listed in the alt text for those with screen-readers. Below divider by @/cafekitsune. I don't remember where I got the snake dividers, sorry :(

#brick wall #bad things happen bingo #dear cassedy #putting this in main tags but also tagging triggers hoping i dont jumpscare anyone with my fucked up bullshit sjhdshgd #psychonauts #sky cotl #sky children of the light #hazbin hotel #hollow knight #cw whump #cw medical #cw medical abuse #cw surgery #cw drugs #cw abuse #cw stalking #cw kidnapping #cw possessiveness #cw mind control #cw eye gore #cw ear gore #cw cannibalism #cw guns #cw slavery #okay i think that covers all my bases. jeez. that was a lot of cws #sometimes i dont wanna write all that but then i remember how annoyed i get when shit isnt tagged #so i want to do unto others as i want done unto myself. even if its annoying. #thanks for reading this far lmao