#urobros

[borzoilover69]

OUROBROS IS AWESOME: Let me tell you why.

Long ramble post, but I think I’m the only rarepairer for dirk x jake x caliborn. And let me just tell you it’s fucking awesome. Think House of Dirk but ten times funnier given they live in Jakes mansion and it’s full of the most fucked up shit known to man. 

ourobros is the yang to janecallieroxy ying and its because calliope helps jane and roxy mediate out and so does caliborn with dirk and jake. because while calliope for jane and roxy is like, able to help them be more openminded, caliborn is the perfect outlet for them to be jerks and bitch and complain which is HARD because dirk and jake are very much hard on themselves. but around caliborn they're able to joke and mess around and stuff, which they do a LOT around him. Moreso it allows them to be meaner than they give themselves. (see: jake making gay jokes or dirk messing around with drawings.

caliborn admires jake and dirk in different ways, for jake he sees him as a protege to beat his ass and also well yk, the stuff with his outfit on halloween, for dirk well, you'll have to look to the text there's some intimacy there.

ourobros is dirkjake minus the angst plus shits and giggles cus every thursday they have to hope to god the low wage workers at kmart dont kick them out of the kiosk because caliborn threw a tantrum, putting multiple lives at risk.

basically encompassing how they build off each other, its really cool. if masculinity is about being cold hard,  to the point, logical and unwavering, thats dirk. if masculinity is being the hero, getting the girls and all the power (jake harley here) then that's jake. caliborn builds himself off of them.

UU: IF YOU WANT MY ADVICE 

TT: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. 

UU: DIRK YOU FOOL. YOU IDIOTIC MALE. THAT WAS BEFORE HE ENTERED INTO MY SERVITUDE. BEFORE WE REALISED THE MUTUAL BENEFIT FROM THIS AGREEMENT. SECOND, HE ALSO TRIED TO KILL ME.

GT: Its true! It was mutually attempted murder.

(not canon but its funny)

The thing with dirkjake  is that they're fluctuating because they can just be too much sometimes or hide away or stuff, but with caliborn mediating and stopping that self loathing from pouring over  because he demands direction, attention, and overall makes them bond believe it or not. so they dont have to worry that they’re being a jerk and really hurting feelings because caliborn is right there. Here’s a few little tidbits of ourobros dialogue and parallels i just really like.

This is queer. This is so goddamn queer.

Not to mention one of my favourite lines from Jake comes from a conversation between him and Caliborn. Caliborn makes every situation funnier just by being himself because he’s evil, violent, and smart, but he does it all in a stupid dramatical over the top way. Caliborn play a big part in their stories and so does Dirk and Jake in Caliborns, both their alpha and beta versions, and it’s great. 

I’lll post some hypothetical chatlogs between the three of them later, stay tuned.

#ourobros is like what if we auspitised dirkjake with a hydrogen bomb #dirk jake and caliborn all have trouble understanding people #i love them #dirkjake #dirkuu #jakeuu #ouorbros #urobros #borzoi talks #borzoi meta

[queersrus]

oooo recursive themed names? like ouroboros or mise en abyme themed. if that makes any sense. gn please! <3 stay safe its a crazy world out there.

im not sure what you mean by recursive

but heres some names similar to ouroboros/uroboros/urobros

Jörmungandr infinity serpent, serpentine, sed-em-ra, snake coil, chaoskampf, cobra leviathan, lavian, loop viper, void ragadahn eterna, eternity, endless dragon ophis, ophion, ophites forever perpet, perpetua, perpetual balance

sorry there isnt too much!

#ouroboros #uroboros #urobros #name blog #name searching #names #name list #first names #baby names #character names #norse names #greek names #name hoarder #name help #name suggestions #name association #gn names #gender neutral names #names list #request answered #reqs open #requests are open #requests open #request #requested list #requested #requested names #list of names #anon answered #ask answered

[thedocspooks]

I once said, "Chri... I hate chri. Urobro world domination." And it's been an on going thing I doodle and quote🙏

I also am redesigning my room, so I put many doodles and drawings on my wall

#art #resident evil #albert wesker #resident evil art #resident evil fanart #ada wong #biohazard #artists on tumblr #artist #commissions open #my com info is pinned🗣️🗣️

[papayajuan2019]

how urobros of the human body to do ketosis

[tomatograter]

unpacking that

#homestuck #homestuck 2 #urobros #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #caliborn #jakeborn #oekaki #mycomics #redraw (quote) #my art

[suitedfish]

#UROBROS #BLACKSWALLOWTAIL

#blackswallowtail #urobros

[eliejc]

@Regrann from @urobros.jpg - Ci si può far ispirare dai film per poi ispirare altri film? Sergio Gutiérrez Benítez. Nato nel 1945, Benitez è da sempre stato appassionato di lotta libera, soprattutto grazie ai film del Señor Tormenta, un prete che di notte lotta e di giorno dice la messa. A circa 20 anni Benitez, dopo gravi problemi con alcol e droga, scopre la fede, segue gli studi ecclesiastici in Italia e Spagna per poi tornare a Texcoco, in Messico. Presto aprì un orfanotrofio dove ospitare fino a 270 bambini e lo chiamò "La Casa Hogar de los Cachorros de Fray Tormenta" (la casa dei cuccioli di Fray Tormenta). Ma chi è Fray Tormenta? Per ben 23 anni Benitez lottò nell'anonimato come Fray Tormenta, un lottatore mascherato che divenne leggenda a Texcoco e poi anche nel resto del Messico. Il suo scopo era quello di raccogliere fondi per il suo orfanotrofio e non puntò mai alla fama. Ancora oggi indossa ritualmente la sua maschera durante le funzioni a cui partecipano molti fedeli. A questo punto forse vi ricorderete di un film del 2006 con Jack Black, Super Nacho. Questo infatti è tratto proprio dalla storia di Fray Tormenta. #urobros #iCuriosony #storia #chiesa #fraytormenta #supernacho #jackblack #nachomovie #texcoco #messico #SergioGutiérrezBenítez #curiositá #sapeviche https://www.instagram.com/p/BvwTGW3H4L9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d4guwjdp4hz1

#urobros #icuriosony #storia #chiesa #fraytormenta #supernacho #jackblack #nachomovie #texcoco #messico #sergiogutiérrezbenítez #curiositá #sapeviche

[mastersofpasio]

Name and pronouns of muse: Hilda Garcia Name and pronouns of mun: Prissy & She/Her URL: @unovavalkyrie Partner: N/A Would you like to join the event Discord?: Sure! You have my discord. Training credentials:  Spent many summers/vacations in Urobros helping her uncle raise cattle, as well as having gym badges from the Unova league. Wanted Plots: Other then for Hilda to beat up Lear at one point, none as of the moment– I am more than happy to plot! Pokémon Entering: Emboar

Type: Fire Weakness: Water  Form change after sync move?: no Attacking Moves: Flair Blitz & Flame Charge Form Change Move: no Support Moves: Potion Trainer Move: Try and Stop Us! Passive Skills:  Antitoxin: Prevents the Pokémon from getting poisoned or badly poisoned. First Aid 4: Restores a bit of the Pokémon’s HP once during battle when the Pokémon is in a pinch. Sync Move Name: Battle Fanatic Heat Crash

you wanna beat up lear? get the fuck in line LMAO jkjk. your tier is 3, because you have earned at least 8 badges but have not beaten a league. accepted!

#unovavalkyrie #sinnohsavior #pml2020 #pml2020apps #submission

[markx1011]

Author:@urobro

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#jungkook #bts #jungkook bottom #kpop #baby jungkook

[95z]

Another incredibly rude and disrespectful Reposter. This blog has been reposting peoples /ENTIRE/ gifsets and sometimes compile different ones into a whole one. They knowingly stalk blogs to save their gifs. Please everyone report them and get your gifs taken down since some of them even have 4k notes (tagging the gifs as BTS smut lmfao) Some of them arent tagged but most are, go through this to see yours jiminnieseyesmile*tumblr*com/tagged/BTS - they reposted your gifs too linh!

signal boost!!! thanks for notifying me!!!

Hi Linh! Sorry for bothering you but I was about to buy the Bon Voyage season 2 and I saw that you can only watch the VOD on mobile? Does that mean that I will only be able to watch it on computer when it's "live"? So I'll always have to be there when it's aired and this also means that if I want to capture it and save it, it will be with less quality (720p) than the actual VOD (1080p)? And the behind the scenes... I'll have to watch them through the mobile too...?

that’s exactly what it is like with vlive+ :( the behinds aren’t even released for web, those are vods from the get go so you can’t really record them at all..

Hey! I saw your self made wire wall! I was wondering where you got the wodden clips (pegs?) though? Do they create dents or nah? :) I want to hang up some of the PCs and fanarts too but im scared that 'normal' (like clothing or office clips) will bend them or create dents since some of the pcs and arts are pretty thin ;;

uhm i got them at a art supply shop! but they’re just normal mini wooden cloth pins.. and they do leave a tiny tiny indention but it’s not overly visible, maybe it’s because my prints are not too thin??? i’m not sure what your definition of thick/thin is sobs 

do you know any good well written jimin fics? like soft ones that are cute

tea aka vminism writes jimin ships a lot, some are soft and cute but beware,,, temo can get very emo and angsty LOL im actually in need of fluff too, the last few fics ive read are all very heavy

aaa i really like your vmin/fanart wall!!! i was just wondering where you got your prints!!! theyre so cool~~~ ive been wanting to buy fanart but i dont know where to start

hi!! thank you;; i’m quite pleased with how it turned out as well haha, uhh different fanartists tbh, a lot of them are korean fanartists (vttjjm, tindrumism, urobro) and the postcards are all either bought a really long time ago (like the maknae line ones) or were part of vm books that i bought... but the others are from https://twitter.com/87gloss but they just closed their shop for now;;;

Hello! I recently became a fan of bts, and do you know which is the safest place to buy albums from?

kpopmart/kpoptown/ktown4u !!

#anonymous #ask

[jjks]

if you don't mind sharing, what group orders are you participating in rn?

visual shock and permanent red’s tk exhibition goods, hi spring and to my darling tk exhibition goods, urobro’s maknae line emw stickers and i’m waiting for cheese bang’s pokemon stickers form to be up :’)

#i'm still sad about missing out on some stuff by like a week UGH #anon #replies

[arihanagrande]

nissi do you know any jikook fanarts like yoonseok ones drawn by @notmycypher, @goodassmood & 87gloss on twitter? You know like arts based on plots and AU's?? I enjoy their arts so so much and jikook/kookmin is my ult otp. I've always wondered if there are such jikook arts? Do answer please! If you don't know any, please public this so any of your followers can help? I've been searching close to one month now and I still didn't find any such jikook arts. :( Take care!

some accounts i follow who draw some km art off the top of my head are @bimseom, @hoguuuuuuu, @golly_nuna, @urobro @jiminiehua @bokumutekii and @jaunini 

#these ppl r soo talented #answered #anon

[aoimori]

Hey, your live reports are very, very entertaining for someone like me, since I can't go to the Urobros tour. Thanks you. But I must ask you: Kyo is delivering the Uroboros songs well? I mean, he is hitting the high notes? I'm especialy interested to know how "Ware, Yami tote..." and "Incovenient Ideal" are sounding compared to the "Uroboros at Budokan from 2010". I will be very happy if you could take the time to answer my question. Thanks and sorry for taking your time. :3

Thank you for reading them! 🙌 I was actually thinking about this. There are still moments when he struggles to hit certain notes. But I was watching Ware, yami tote from that particular DVD the other day and was a little surprised. I think his delivery has improved a lot since then, in that particular song at least. I think he sounds a little less strained now?

[tomatograter]

What ethnicity do you headcanon human caliborn to be? I haven't been able to stop thinking about your college frat boy au for the last two weeks

He's mixed and half black (him and callie, they are still twins) but he inherited all the white genes from their absentee dad

Edit: oh also they're actually both British for Real and not for fakesies in this one because why not

#i get to make this joke cos im mixed #caliborn #urobros

[shakeandbake-it]

Urobros 🔮💀🐍✨