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koliejeon · 3 months

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Tainted by You - JJK

╰┈➤ 𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜: nerd yandere jk x queen bee reader!

╰┈➤ 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: who would have thought that being tainted by the nerd Jeon Jungkook would feel this good.

╰┈➤ 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩: 3.3k+

╰┈➤ 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: manipulation, gaslighting, dumbification cock riding, fingering, dom jk, sub! reader, cream pie, squirting, size kink, blackmailing, yandere jk, slightly mean jk, degradation.

You're considered the queen bee of your university, the one who's always seen as the epitome of perfection, with everyone admiring how much of a pretty face and a smart student you are. Being looked up to by everyone on this kind of level really boosts your ego, so it's a shame if anyone would know how much of a moaning bitch you are while riding the cock of the biggest nerd in school, Jeon Jungkook.

But It's not your fault that he just fucks you too good...

He’s just too good at it that you can’t help youself coming back for more, even if you fully knew that this would taint your reputation as a queen bee. I mean, everyone’s expecting you to date someone who’s on your level, and not just a nerd dude with a messy curly black hair and thick glasses that just covers his features.

But to your defense, he’s not what everyone is thinking of him of. That boy who’s always shy around people, and just keeps himself accompanied with his books has a totally different persona when it’s just the two of you alone. He’s not shy, he’s actually arrogant, mean, manipulative and hot…

Yeah, hot… like how hot the depts of hell could feel like.

It all started last month when your stupid history professor decided to paired you up with him for a project. You didn’t have a problem with it, you thought that with this project, he might open up with you and to others instead of being that awkward nerd guy that everyone hates.

╰┈➤ 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝

The bell rang as a sign that the class discussion has already ended and that it’s now time for lunch. “You may now leave the class, don’t forget to communicate with your partners and discuss the project” Mr. Lim, your History professor, reminded to everyone as they started packing their things to leave the class. Some replied a simple “yes” to him, while some didn’t bother and just hurriedly leave the room before the canteen seats would run out.

“Y/N, hurry up, let’s go now!” Jennie, who’s one of your friends said to you as she’s waiting for you near the classroom’s door. You smiled at here and was about to say something along the lines of “Yeah, i’m coming,” but you got distracted when you saw the boy in one of the backseats, he looks so lonely in there packing his things ever so slowly – probably taking his time since no one is inviting him anyway to go for a lunch, and for some reason you felt pity for him. “Actually, just go ahead first, I remember I have something to do this time” you lied to her, and she simply just agreed to what you said as she quickly tag along with her other friends.

Now it’s just the two of you alone in the classroom, you awkwardly approach him… unsure of how to start a conversation with him. “Uhm… Jungkook right?” you asked even know the answer is already obvious. He looked up at you and stared at you for atleast 5 seconds before responding “Y-yeah that’s me” he managed to mutter that out with a little stutter. You thought he was just shy, and you hate it. This is literally the reason why he’s being made fun of by those bullies. You brushed off that thought as you brightly smiled at him, “Great! I’m Y/N, Mr. Lim paired us up for the project. I suggest if we start doing it as early as possible”

“I’m okay with that” he simply replied.

“I’m free later, are you okay with that? I just don’t know where we can do the project though, My apartment is not that great since it’s small and I’m sharing it with Jennie” You stated, already feeling comfortable in conversing with him even though he’s not literally replying anything and just looking at you. You guess he’s more of a listener rather than a talker. “Aha! How about we do the project at your place?” you suggested out of nowhere. The project has to do with arts and crafts, so coffee shops are not the best place to do the project.

Jungkook eyes seemed to widen from being shock with what you’ve said. He can't even believe it. You want to go to his house??? This is something straight out from his dreams.

“Y-yeah…sure, why not” he was really glad and euphoric that you’ve said that, but his reply came like he was just forced to say yes. “Great! You can send me your address” you said, and he frowned but not enough for you to notice, what do you mean by that? You don’t wanna go with him together at his house later? “Uhm… lets just go together later” he suggested, and you nervously chuckled, no way your gonna go with him after class, people might see you and probably make fun of you for hanging out with a weird guy like him.

“But-”

“It’s kind of far away from here and you might get lost” he explained without stuttering, while straightly looking in your eyes. Those thick glasses might have cover his intense gaze, but definitely not the tension that’s starting to form in the room.

There’s this something from his aura, it’s like a sudden change that you could clearly figure out, but it surely made you nervous as you gulped. You wanted to say something but you were unable to get the right word out of your mouth, so instead you simply just agreed with him “...m’kay” you said while looking at the ground like a child who got declined by your parents to buy the toy that you wanted in the store.

Yeah, you wanted to somehow talk to him, but not like this! You were sulking with the idea and Jungkook found it cute that he smirk at your behavior. He broke the silence by saying good bye to you for now, “So I guess were already settled? I’ll see you at the parking lot”

╰┈➤ 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥𝙨 - 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙤𝙩

It’s already 6 PM when I headed in the parking lot as I try to spot where Jungkook might be. Classes are already finished at 5:30 PM but I made sure to be late so that no one familiar would spot me getting onto Jungkook’s vehicle. This almost feels like I’m doing some sort of a crime, even though I am not. After a few minutes of searching he spots me and raised his hand to get my attention. I immediately went into his direction and damn… I just don’t know how to feel.

He’s leaning in a black sedan that I suppose is his with his left hand in his pocket and the other hand holding a cigarette. This is the only time that I’ve noticed he has veiny hands. Just what the actual fuck! It feels like I’m looking at the same person from an hour ago! He’s definitely not the typical nerd you get to see everyday. I mean, a nerd with a sedan who’s looking hot as ever while smoking?! I was basically gawking at the new sight, and I only got out from my delusions when he cleared his throat.

“Let’s go?” He said as he throw the cigarette on the ground and stomped on it. “Yeah” is the only thing I was able to mutter as I went to the passenger side of his car. I buckled my seatbelt on, and he started driving. He was wearing a ripped jeans and a grey Calvin Clien hoodie that he later on re-adjusted, exposing his left arm that is covered with tattoos. Do I even fully know this guy??? It seems like all those school gossips about him are just pure lies.

He was not lying, his house was really a bit far from the University, not to mention the slight traffic on the way. His house was located somewhere inside of an expensive looking village.

“You live here?” You asked after getting out of his car. The house was big, and looks expensive with a modern touch to its’ architecture. “Yeah, my parents gifted it to me last year” he replied like it was nothing as he guided you through the main entrance of his house. What kind of parents would gift their child an expensive house?! For fucks sake he didn’t even graduated yet or is about to get married. His parents must be crazy rich like those in the movies.

“I already have the needed materials, is it okay for you to wait here? I just needed to freshen up”

“Ugh… yeah sure. I’ll just play some music in my phone” I said, and he simply chuckled before opening the television for me without saying anything. I feel poor being here., well yeah my parents are also well-off, but not on this level! Waiting for him for at least 25 minutes was boring so I just made myself at home as I watched the movie playing in the television.

“You should take a picture” he suddenly said which caught me off guard

“I- what?”

“You’re looking at me a little too much”

“No I wasn’t!” I tried to deny it even though it was already obvious as my face became as red as a tomato from being so embarrassed, that I choosed to look on the floor, being shy to even look at him” Inside of my head, I was scolding myself for acting that way, he must have now think of me as a pervert!

He started approaching me, and before I knew it, he lifted up my chin as he cupped my face with both of his hands so that I would look at him. We we’re both looking at each other’s eyes, and then everything just happened so fast, I didn’t even know why I let It happen, but we we’re now passionately kissing as both of our tongues fought for dominance in which he obviously won. We were now in his bedroom but before things could get even more heated, I tap his shoulder thrice as a sign that I want it to stop. Gladly, he accepted my request and pulled back, “This is wrong” I simply told him, and a that made him ‘tsk’ as his face contorted an annoyed look.

“Wrong? Tell me what’s wrong about this Y/N?!” He answered back, he’s clearly not liking what I’ve told him but him. I can’t just answer him by saying that I don’t want to be associated with someone like him, people would make fun of me, and my reputation as a queen bee who’s always been perfect would be tainted. I don’t want them to think that choosing Jungkook was a bad decision, and that I’ve made a wrong decision. But I just can’t also tell that to Jungkook, I don’t want him to feel bad himself even though those are the true reason. I remained silent without moving a single inch of my body, my hand are still in his shoulder while he’s arms are wrapped on my waist. We were standing in the middle of the room, but even though were close enough, I didn’t had the urge to look in his eyes even though I know that he’s looking at me with burning gaze.

“What? You don’t know how to answer now? Cat got your tongue? Or you’re stupid little mind can’t just comprehend simple things?!” All his words hurt like hell, I didn’t even realize he could say such mean things to me, when all I knew is that we was that shy nerd boy at the back of the class who doesn’t even know how to fight back from his bullies. “Stupid Y/N, can’t even explain herself” he continued belittling me and it was all to much that I burst out and cry myself in his chest. He was shocked for a while but then embraced me in his arms as he let me cry all my worries while shushing me down “Shhh it’s okay darling, I know you’re little brain hurts from thinking too much, you don’t have to think, that’s my job, and you only have to follow what I say, right? It’s true, my mind was clouded and it hurts, so I just let him embrace me while drawing circles on my back.

It stayed like that for a while but then Jungkook drop the bomb, “I know you think it’s wrong because it would taint your reputation. Their poor queen bee Lee Y/N dating the nerd Jeon Jungkook? Doesn’t sound good to them right?” I look up at him, unable to say anything, and that just made me tear up more. “I’m sorry” I muttered to him as I buried myself in his bare chest, the citrus scent of his body wash engulfing my nostrils.

“Shhh… it’s okay baby, I know how much you love the attention the campus is giving you, it makes your dumb ego grow right? But the thing is, you ONLY need my attention”

“I’m sorry - Y/N’s really sorry” I said, already at my worst point as I continued to cry. I feel like a bad person based on what’s he’s telling me, but that’s the truth, I’m too self-concious of what people will say to me, I’m someone who starved attention, and I just feel bad that Jungkook has to know that side of me, and I’m now thinking that I hurted his feelings because I was too selfish. So I kept on apologizing “Gguk, Y/N’s sorry, please forgive her”

Jungkook smirked in victory, he knew he fully had you in control, oh just how easy it is to manipulate you. To break you into pieces so that he can fix you again, and then make feel like he’s the only one who can fix and save you from yourself.

“Shh… I was really hurt, darling. What you did was wrong, how come you think of me as a person that would taint your reputation when all I do is love you from a far?” that made me feel guilty more…

“But I would forgive you if…

“If what? Please tell me, Gguk, I will make it up to you, I promise!” I said, feeling determined to fix my mistake.

“If you make love with me. Prove me that you love me, that you need me, and that you’re not afraid to be tainted by me” and so, without much thought, I kissed him deeply, I opened my mouth, inviting him to intertwine his tongue in my hot cavern, as he lifted my shirt and carry me on his bed. I am now laying on my back, the tension from both us rising as I hurriedly removed my pants, leaving me in my underwear. The sight infront of me, him hovering above me as he continued kissing me while exploring every inch of my body had me whimpering in his bed. He started attacking my neck, making sure to leave as many hickies he could so that everyone knows I’m his.

His right hand started massaging my breast while the one started licking and sucking my nipple. The pleasure was just too good to be true, and after a seconds, my buds now sensitive and hardened as I continued moaning shamelessly. The pleasure that he’s giving me was just too god that I started unconciously buckling my hips to his hardened dick. “Too impatients aren’t you?” he teased, and I just whimpered. He took off my panties, looking at my dripping core, already wet for him. “Please hurry,” “Easy there, princess we have to to adjust your pretty little pussy first so it woudn’t hurt that much, okay?” he’s talking to me as if I’m some dumb kid, it was embarrasing but it makes me more turned on. Two fingers were pushed in my hole, I was shocked at the sudden intrusion but he soothed it by drawing circles on clit. “See? My fingers are even too much for you, how can you properly take my cock if you’re like that?” I wanted to disagree with him but I coudn’t utter a single word as he started fastly moving his digits inside me. “One more, please” he only chuckled after hearing that, and I’ve never felt so pathetic in my entire life. He must’ve known that I’m being dumbly determined just to impress him, but I later regret that when he fulfilled my wish.

“As you wish, darling” the third finger definitely burned my inside like hell, he’s fingers are not just long but also thick. After some time, my moans got louder and louder as I trembled in his fingers, and before I knew it, I squirted a lot, but he didn’t stop from fingering me, until I was begging him to stop “Ggukie…. To-too much please” and with that he removed his fingers on me...

“You haven’t even got the real thing yet. Plus you promised me, you would make it up for me, right? I was really hurt you know?”

“Sorry, I forgot” I embarrassedly admitted with a pout and he only chuckled at me “I know, it’s okay, I’m always here to remind you”

“Have you tried riding a cock before?” his question caught me off guard,

“What??? No I’ve never! Plus… you’re actually my first”

“Good, cause I will make sure that that person would die, if someone comes first on you before me. How about you become a good girl and right my dick, yeah? Prove me that you’re really sorry” I blushed at his statement but I didn’t bother to disagree with his request, I was at fault and I should make it up.

He’s leaning on the headboard right now, and Ii’m straddling his lap, while he lined up his cock in my entrance. I started moving down ever so slowly, but Jungkook was patient enough. But you know what they say, patience can also grew out easily, “What if it hurts?” I dumbly asked him, knowing that it would hurt more after seeing his size. He’s length is around 7 inch and it’s very thick, “It’s supposed to hurt, Darling” and with that, both of his hands pushed me down on his length, it hurt at first, but after a few seconds of adjusting, it felt like a bliss of heaven. I continued to bounce up and down on his length while moaning loudly as he played with my boobs, “Touch your clit, love” I did as what I was told and it was the best feeling I could ever imagine. Later on, I grew tired and cummed on his dick, but he didn’t stop there, instead he controlled my hip movement as he buckled is hips to reach his high and cum deep inside me. I was already pliant as black out after the session.

You may have not seen it, but Jungkook had the biggest grin of victory on his face, as he removed his now soften length inside your pussy. You’re already passed out, so Jungkook took the time to clean both of you as he covered your body with clean sheets. Little did you know, everything was recorded, from the moment the two of you step in his room. Jungkook would surely play the video sometime to jerk on you, and maybe use it for blackmail if you started acting up. But for now, you don’t have to know anything, what the two of you have, the thing that he made you believe, is already enough for him, cause he succesfully tainted you.

#yandere jungkook #jungkook #bts fanfic #fanfic #jungkook ff #smut #bts smut

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fuck-customers · 6 months

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I’m so sick of dealing with churches, so many of them are so entitled and think they’re being so slick. Today this member of a church calls my dept to get set up to avoid taxes. None of the information he provided was listed under the church and when I asked more questions he got defensive and accused me of interrogating him like the irs (lol). I simply responded that his information comes up under his personal address and not the church’s so we need to see that the church is making this purchase in order not to charge taxes. He threatened to buy from amazon instead because he doesn’t have to deal with all this with them and hangs up. He must’ve thought he was being slick because he re-applies but fills out a form as a company and our system is more lenient with companies so the system just takes it without verifying anything. Since it got approved the customer was able to place an order without taxes. Luckily I caught it before the order got shipped out and put it on hold. I quickly called the state to confirm and unsurprisingly we cannot. After emailing him to let him know he can either cancel the order or pay the taxes, he’s furious about the level of customer service he received and I’m just like but you tried to trick us??? You’re getting mad we found out you tried to cheat the system???

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memecucker · 4 months

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My dad has a story about how he’s pretty sure he’s in some kind of LAPD white-list because back in the 80s he was walking down a street and a motorcycle cop (who didn’t have his sirens on) ran through a red light and got clipped by a fire truck (that did have its sirens on) and got flung into a ditch and was pinned underneath his bike. My dad ran over to help and pulled the bike off him and saw he was really badly hurt and fading in and out of consciousness so he picked up the guys radio and shouted “help help! Officer down at (intersection)” and within 5 minutes like a dozen squad cars showed up and shoved aside my dad and any other onlookers and brought the guy to the hospital themselves

A day or two later my dad then decided he would call LAPD headquarters and when the person at the phone asked what he wanted he asked “how is Officer (name) doing?” and the cop answering the phone suddenly got defensive and was like “Who are you? Why are you calling about him?” and my dad said he was the person that called for help using the guys radio and pulled the bike off him. The person on the phone then asked for my dads information and said “We’ll let him know you called.” and hung up

Awhile later my dad noticed there still hadn’t been any word from LAPD and he hadn’t even heard anything on the news about it (they may have wanted to suppress the story since the other car was a fire truck responding to a fire so they can’t exactly blame the other party) but eventually got a letter in the mail from the LAPD and it consisted of a generic sounding “Thank You For Being a Friend of the Los Angeles Police Department. We greatly appreciate your earnest support blah blah” and it did have a genuine seeming signature from Chief Darrell Gates but otherwise read like a thank you letter they send out to people that sent donations to a fundraiser. And my dad’s initial reaction was like “wtf that’s it?” bc like he didn’t save him for an award or anything but this seemed kinda underselling that he literally saved that guys life so it felt a bit ungrateful

But after that incident he noticed that anytime he got pulled over by LAPD, after the officer would go back to their car to talk to dispatch they would always return and tell my dad he was free to go. This wouldn’t happen if he was pulled over by Sheriff’s Dept or Highway Patrol or any other department but specifically LAPD seemed like they treated him special. One time he got pulled over for a DUI and the LAPD cops felt they couldn’t let him go because his BAC was way too high so they did bring him into the station and put him in the drunk tank overnight and the next morning they told him he was free to go and that just never showed up on his record or anything and he doesn’t even remember getting booked bc I guess a cop owed him a life debt

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girlactionfigure · 13 days

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🔅Tuesday morning - ISRAEL REALTIME - Connecting to Israel in Realtime

▪️LEBANON.. the IDF is continuing a high pace of attacks in southern Lebanon against Hezbollah. In one case, demolishing a 3 story building with one strike.

▪️JUDEA-SAMARIA LARGE SCALE COUNTER-TERROR OPS.. Widespread activity of the IDF overnight in the Arab cities of Judea and Samaria:

Tulkarm, Jenin, Shechem, Al Bira, Hebron, Dura, Kalkilya, Bethlehem, Deheisha camp, and Shuafat (Jerusalem).

▪️IN BIZZARO WORLD, UN WORRIED ISRAEL WILL HIT.. The UN Atomic Energy Agency is concerned about the possibility of Israel attacking nuclear facilities in Iran. (( but not about those illegal facilities existing or the production of nuclear weapons, that’s ok. ))

▪️US ACKNOWLEDGES.. that Hamas is the obstacle to a ceasefire agreement.

▪️US DEPT OF DEFENSE.. The US intends to deploy more forces in the Middle East to provide additional protection for its forces stationed in the region and to increase deterrence efforts.

▪️ORDER 9 BLOCKED THE ALLENBY BRIDGE.. (to Jordan) to prevent the transfer of humanitarian aid into Israel to be sent to Hamas in Gaza. After some hours the IDF declared the area a closed military zone, allowing the police to remove and arrest the protestors. The protestors included multiple hostage families.

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▪️AIR TRAVEL.. Who IS flying to Israel? El Al, Israir, Aria, Flydubai, Lufthansa, Eurowings, Wizz, Aegean, Blue Bird, and a few other national airlines (Azerbaijani, Ethiopia, Argentina, Mexico, Hungary). (( not a comprehensive list, just reading the arrivals board ))

🔸DO NOT FORGET OUR WOMEN AND BABIES -> https://www.israelhayom.com/2023/10/31/these-are-the-captives-held-by-hamas/

🔹Homefront Preparation Instructions: https://www.oref.org.il/12490-15903-en/pakar.aspx (Link valid only in Israel.)

#Israel #October 7 #Hamas Massacre #Gaza #Israel/HamasWar #Real Time Updates

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shanbinswf · 9 months

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TESTER — jay park (young, dumb, broke universe) [repost]

landing page. main masterlist.

pairing: condom tester jay x condom company worker afab reader

genre: mild humour, mild angst, mild fluff, smut (mdni)

plot: jay is down on his luck, unable to get a job. but then an offer lands right in front of him, but he needs a partner to make money. and the partner he choses ends up being you.

wc: 6002

warnings under the cut.

warnings: mentions of drinking alcohol and being drunk, mentions of condoms and sex toys, mentions of lube, use of lube and condoms for oral, use of condoms during sex, oral (m. receiving), vibrator (f. receiving).

Jay sighed as he walked out of the restaurant with his head hanging low. He was turned down before he even finished the interview… again. Surely he wasn’t that bad that no one wanted to hire him, right?

The deepest, darkest depts of his mind cursed him with taunts that he was a failure, and he was slowly beginning to believe the voice. He had to stay strong and not give in, or else he feared he would end up with a miserable life—just like how he claimed how some of his friends lived.

Jay felt his phone vibrate in his hand and pulled it up to look at it, a sigh escaping his lips as endless emails filled his screen notifying him his application to get an interview was accepted, or notifying him that he had not been accepted for a job at their establishment.

Jay didn’t think he had done anything to be turned down for the jobs he applied at. He dressed in a suit and made sure his hair was gelled back to show off his face with hopes of appearing as professional as he found possible.

As if right on time, knowing his best friends in a slump, Jay saw a face appear on his screen and a name. His phone vibrated in a rhythm in the palm of his hand, begging for him to answer the call. Jay sighed, then sucked in a breath before he forced a smile and held the phone to his face again. He then pressed the button to accepted the call.

Jay watched as Jake’s face filled his screen. Jake lazed against his bed, his hair a mess and his eyes looking puffy as if he had just woken up from a long sleep. Jake raised an eyebrow as he seemingly noticed how Jay was dressed. “Another interview?” Jake asked, to which Jay nodded his head, his smile wavering slightly.

“Ah, shit bud. They turned you down again?” Jake sounded exasperated as he pushed his body to sit up, his back leaning against his headboard. Jay saw a flash of long hair and rolled his eyes, knowing exactly why his friend looked so tired.

“Yeah, but at least I’m trying,” Jay sounded defensive, which caused Jake to hold his free hand up with a sheepish grin.

“Hey, I’m not dissing you, I was just asking,” Jake seemingly fell deep in thought, Jay waiting for Jake to say something with a bit more substance to it. He finally spoke up after his eyes drifted to his… visitor. “You know that gig that paid me out real good a few weeks ago?”

Jay hummed lazily with a nod, pulling his phone down from his face for a moment as he walked past a group of people. Jake continued, his voice continuing to coming through the earphone Jay had been wearing. “They’re looking for applicants again, but they’re a bit stricter this time. They’re trying to look for couples over single people-”

“Jake I swear to God I’m not getting paid to fuck a random man’s wife,” Jay rushed out, looking down to give Jake a warning glare to which Jake laughed loudly, then whispered ‘sorry’ to his guest when she groaned from his sudden loud volume.

“They’re not some kind of prostitute company, Jay. They’re a sex toy and accessories company. They’re making a new range of ribbed condoms and need testers, hence why a couple is preferred,” Jake winked at the girl beside him, Jay fake gagging in response which Jake decided to ignore as his face popped out of view to kiss the stranger on the top of their head.

“Well, some guys like to do a posh wank,” Jay joked, his smile turning genuine for the first time in a good few weeks.

“A what?” Jake asked, to which Jay laughed and denied to answer the question before they moved on topics to their plans for the night.

But at the back of his mind, Jay still held some curiosity regarding the job offer Jake told him about.

Jay walked beside Jake and Sunghoon as they entered the club. The music was loud causing the floor to vibrate, but Jay’s mind was one-tracked right to the bar. He dragged his friends with him, the trio ordering simple red bull and jeger shots. They were buzzed from just one shot, and Jay had the feeling it was going to be a good night.

Jake dragged Jay onto the dance floor where a group of girls Jake seemingly knew lay waiting for the men to give them some attention. Jake’s hands snaked around a blonde girl’s waist, while Jay just stood a little away from any of the group and dance on his own.

Sunghoon was by the bar, seemingly busy texting an unknown person. Jay didn’t want anything to ruin his mood, so he shrugged of his passive friends and threw his head back as he danced. He brought the glass of alcohol in his hand to his mouth and gulped it, ignoring as some of the drink ran down his face and onto his shirt.

Several shots and pints of vodka cokes later, and Jay was feeling as if he was on cloud nine. He could handle a few more weeks without a job, his drunken devil on his left shoulder tried to convince him.

Jay had found an abandoned booth and took up camp there for the rest of the night, drinking and scrolling through his social media. Jake danced for what felt like hours, but he finally gave in when he realised the women were far too gone for him to try and score some that night. Sunghoon also finally joined the pair, but he was glued to his phone with a frown knitted on his face as if he was either pissed off, or very confused and concerned.

“Hey, dude, what’s with that face?” Jake asked as he pushed his way into Sunghoon’s side of the booth. Sunghoon rushed to lock his phone and place it down on the table face down, Jake raising an eyebrow as he pouted and wrapped his arms around Sunghoon. “Are you cheating on me, honey?”

Sunghoon cringed and pushed a hand between himself and Jake, pushing Jake away from him. “First of all, you stink of cheap perfume to get the fuck off me. And second of all, I’m not dating anyone.”

Jay raised an eyebrow as Jake shot him a knowing look, but the pair remained silent to the teases they wanted to give Sunghoon, knowing it would only dampen his mood more. And they didn’t want to spend the night chasing after a drunk and pissed off Sunghoon.

“So,” Jake began, turning to face Jay. He shouted over the music, even leaning over the table to ensure Jay could hear him better. “Did you manage to get a call back from any of the places you were interviewing at this past week?”

By the way Jay lifted his glass to his lips and tilted his head back to down the remaining half of the glass, Jake understood the action alone as being a rejection to his words. Jake sighed and pulled his phone out, opening an app before he turned his phone to face Jay and pushed it across the table.

Jay’s eyes widened as he looked down to read what was on the screen.

Condom tester wanted:

Hey Jake, sorry to bother you but we have a new range of ribbed and textured condoms we want to try out alongside a new range of flavoured condoms designed just for oral. If you have some time, please get in touch with me by the usual means. If you have any friends who are looking for a quick buck, please also share this with them. Kind regards, Y/N Y/L/N.

Jay looked up from the phone to Jake. He chewed the inside of his cheek, debating saying yes when underneath he saw he could be paid for up to £100 for each box of condoms and a honest review back to them. That wasn’t anywhere near as much money as he needed, but it was quick cash.

Jake smirked slowly as he watched Jay chew the inside of his cheek. Score, Jake thought as he knew just by the money signs, he had managed to drag his friend in to do his dirty business.

Jay sat in the cafe by the large windows. His knee bounces with anxiety as he and Jake sat in silence, waiting for your much expected arrival. Jay rushed to grab his drink and take a sip of it, piping hot black coffee with a large amount of honey in it.

Jake heard the bell above the door chime, and both he and Jay rushed to look at the door. Jake smiled, revealing to Jay that the person entering was you. He wasn’t sure what he expected a sex toy and accessories company employee to look like, but he didn’t expect you to look like that.

As if you were a devil, putting on an innocent act, Jay watched as you walked to the table wearing all white. White jumper, white boots that reached your knees. Worst of all, you wore the shortest, but prettiest, white skirt he had ever laid his eyes on. Jay felt his palms begin to sweat, his hands begging for his brain to let him touch your soft thighs just once.

You sat beside Jake, opposite Jay. You smiled at Jake first, then turned to Jay with the same wide smile. “Good morning,” You greeted, your voice like music to Jay’s ears. God, he really needed to get laid, he couldn’t help but think as his dick twitched just from your voice. He was pathetic.

You placed a paper bag on the table between you and Jake and cleared your throat. You sat back against the back of the chair and looked around. “This place is so cute, where did you guys find this? I work not far from here, but I’ve never noticed this place before,” You tried to ease the tension with light hearted conversations.

Jake rushed in to ramble about how his last hook up brought him here for coffee, which was why he asked you for lunch that day. You and Jake, dare he say, were best friends in some kind of weird way. There was no sexual tension between you, so neither of you had to worry about that. Plus with your profession, you often supplied Jake with all the goods he needed for a healthy and satisfying sex life—which his partners very much silently thanked you for.

You turned to Jay, your smile soft and sweet. He couldn’t help but feel his cheeks grow warm for the sudden change in your attention. “So, you must be Jay?”

You held your hand out, and Jay rushed to wipe his palm on his jeans before he place his hand gently in yours, allowing you to take the lead for the handshake. “Yes, I’m Jay. You’re…” He began, knowing your name but wanting to hear it from your own lips. Your pretty, red stained lips…

“Oh, sorry, I’m Y/N,” Your smile never once wavered as you slowly pulled away from the handshake, your hands itching to open the bag and show the two men the new products you were beyond excited for them to test. “I got you both little gift boxes with all the products in, and I threw in a freebie for Jay since it’s his first time working with us.”

Jay’s face grew hotter, nodding slowly as he watched you hands gently push into the bag. You pulled out a white box decorated with red ribbon, then you placed it on the table before Jake.

Like a kid on Christmas morning, Jake rushed to rip the ribbon off the box. He pulled the lid off and smirked. Sure enough, inside were the ribbed and textured condoms in a beautiful black box with pale blue writing. The box looked discrete, almost unnoticeable unless you looked close enough to read it.

Beside that box, there was a slightly smaller one with a red to yellow gradient, fruit littering the box like polka dots. Jay’s eyes drifted to the final box in Jake’s gift package and his eyes went wide.

On the front of a white box was a pale pink vibrator. Jay’s eyes flicked up to Jake who smirked and nodded his head. He looked proud of his gift. “Fuck yeah, I bet my girl is going to love testing this out later.”

You raised an eyebrow as you watched Jake. “Your girl? Did you finally settle down?” You asked to which Jake sighed softly and closed the box.

“Not yet, we’re more like exclusive friends with benefits but I’m not sure I’m good enough to settle down with her yet. I need to keep on working on myself before I can give a relationship my whole attention,” Jake spoke, and you pulled an impressed expression.

“Wow, Jake. That’s very mature of you. You’ve changed a lot in the last nine months since I first began working with you,” You smiled warmly at Jake, and Jay felt angry butterflies form in his chest. Why couldn’t he get you to look at him that way? Jake got any girl he ever wanted…

Jay pushed the intrusive thoughts aside and watched patiently as you reached back into your bag of wonder to pull out a dark midnight blue box, gold ribbon decorating it. Jay’s eyes went wide. It was larger than Jake’s, and it looked so much more elegant.

You placed the box before Jay and then rest your elbow on the table, your chin on your hand. You watched him carefully, your eyes sparkling. Jay looked like such a shy virgin, and you relished in the idea of your products being the ones to bring him joy for the first time. A deeper part of your brain begged to be the one he used them with or on, but your professional side pushed the devilish imagination away.

“Before you open the box,” You began as you kept your hand on top of it to restrain Jay from rushing to tear it open like Jake had. “Most of our products are designed for couples to bring their intimate moments closer. Are you currently in any form of a relationship with anyone?”

“No,” Jay blushed as he shook his head. Damn, why was he so pathetic when it came to you?

“Hm,” You felt a little bit deflated at his response, but the side of you that begged to touch him stirred with excitement. “I guess you could try the products alone, but you won’t really get the full effect of them so we may not include your review in our final meetings to debrief about the product testing.”

Jay nodded slowly, watching as you finally pulled your hand off the box. He watched you with wide eyes, like a puppy waiting for the command that they could finally eat their food. You smiled and nodded your head, Jay’s fingers gently tugging the ribbon so it would untie and fall from the box.

You watched his every move as he pulled the lid off the box. He had the same two boxes of condoms and the same vibrator but in a pale blue to watch his box in some kind of way, but the final item that took up the space was a little ring with a bullet sized item attached to it. Jay’s eyes went wide as he rushed to close the box.

You giggled, raising an eyebrow. “You’ve never seen a cock ring before?” You asked, to which Jake sighed and shook his head.

“Jay acts like such a virgin some times. He just does the standard missionary and pumps twice before calling it a day,” Jake teased. “Whereas I care about giving myself and my partner more pleasure during our sexual escapades.”

“My partners have never once told me I was a boring fuck, thank you very much,: Jay defended himself, his eyes flickering to you. He felt his lips twitch up in a smile as he saw you hiding behind your hand, giggles falling from your lips.

God, he would love to test these products with you, he couldn’t help but think.

You noticed his staring and stopped laughing to look at him with wide eyes, turning your head to the side. You knew he wanted you, he wasn’t very good at hiding it. You hated to ever get personal with your test subjects besides Jake, but you couldn’t stop the words from leaving your mouth.

“If you need someone to be your partner to test the products with or on, hit me up.”

Jay sat on his bed with a book in his hands. He was restless and had been bored for days. He wanted excitement, adventure. He wanted freedom and fun. He wanted to live a happy and carefree life like Jake seemed to be living.

Jay sighed as he closed his book, unable to give it his full attention and focus on the words. His eyes drifted to the midnight blue box for the millionth time that week. He had failed to open it since he got home. He wanted to test the products and get back in touch with you as soon as possible in feeble attempts to get your attention, but he also knew your company needed him to have a partner for the main product testing. And he was sure his right hand was not the kind of partner you meant.

His phone felt as if it was getting red hot in his pocket, trying to lure him to message you and take up the offer. But he was resisting well so far. But when the clock ticking echoed in his ears a little too loud, he gave us and pushed his hips up to grab his phone from his back pocket.

Jay sat on the couch facing the end of the bed, while you sat on the edge of the bed with your hands behind you as you leant back and admired the mirror above the bed. Jay didn’t intend on be meeting you to help him review the products fairly, and better yet, he never expected to be going to a sex motel with the most beautiful woman he had ever met.

Jay’s hands rested firmly on his thighs, trying to rub away the sweat formed from nerves. But it kept hitting him in waves with each obnoxiously loud tick of the clock. His body was begging for him to give in and allow his hands to reach out and touch you, but he did his best to restrain himself.

“So,” You began, kicking one left to finally rest atop the other, your head finally moving from the ceiling to become level so you could look right at Jay. It intimidated him, knowing your eyes were locked on him. But he chose to try and hide it. He couldn’t allow himself to appear weak and fragile in front of you.

It had been months since he had last touched a woman, and he didn’t want to admit it, but he felt as if he had forgotten how to even have sex. But your soft smile eased his worries, and he felt like maybe, just maybe, you would be a great way for him to warm back up to the idea of casual sex again. He was an adult, after all. And it was perfectly normal to have wants and needs of all types.

“So,” Jay replied at last, his voice sounding an octave deeper as his body was craving to be touched. He needed you, but he wanted to play it out slow. There was no point in rushing—he has reserved the room for the night and half of the following day.

“You look a little tense. Shall we do something to ease you into this? We don’t have to rush anything or actually have sex. We can test the products without any penetration, kind of,” You trailed off, your voice betraying to Jay you were also just as nervous as he was.

You worked for a sex toy and accessories company, sure, but you were never one for casual sex culture. You liked the idea of coming home to the same man every night and sharing a bed with him—and only him. You wanted the same man to touch you, to know every crease and crevice of your body; to know what made your body ache with need or your eyes water from being too absorbed in lust.

You were throwing all your professionalism away by fucking someone who was meant to be a product tester, you know that and so did Jay. But your boss was never going to find out you were a tester, all comments handed into the team leaders were confidential and private besides the tester’s gender, age, and the gender of their partner.

Jay nodded his head to finally let you know he agreed to your mindset of warming up first of all. You smiled and got up off the bed, then walked to the couch. Your hands gently rest on his shoulders and Jay watched you like a deer in headlights as your thighs rested either side of him, and your ass made home on his thighs.

Jay’s hands instantly moved to your hips, as if it was a natural reaction that he had done many times before. You smiled sweetly at him, your hands gently rubbing his shoulders. You leant down and pressed the softest of kisses to him lips, then you pulled away.

Jay chased after your lips, not satisfied with just a simple peck. You allowed him to press his lips to yours. His lips were chapped, clearly uncared for. But the pressure of the kiss was gentle and his hands on your hips rubbed over your clothes in soothing circles. Despite the way he seemed nervous, you had the sinking sense that this man may be a secret sex God.

Jay slowly parted his lips into the kiss, his tongue daring to flick against yours in a test. You agreed to the intrusion and pushed your own tongue against his. It felt lewd, knowing your saliva was mixing with his. But you chose to try and ignore the heat of shyness as you moved on his lap to sit more comfortably.

Jay’s hips pulled you closed, your chest flush to his and your clothed cunt sat right on top of his slowly hardening bulge. God, he really fucking needed to feel you more, be sallowed in his lust for you whole.

Jay’s fingers ghosted up your sides, just where your skirt rose and separated from your skirt to reveal your skin. You gasped against his lips at the feeling of his cold fingertips, and you swore you felt the faintest of smirks against Jay’s lips before they made their way to the corner of your lips, then down to your jaw.

You moved your head to grand him access before you playfully moved your hips against his, hoping to gain some kind of control over the situation that he was slowly gaining the dominance over.

“Hold up,” You muttered as you tried to reach across the couch to the bag of goodies you left. Jay’s lips stayed attacked to the skin of your neck and jaw, kissing, licking and sucking in an attempt to illicit a moan from you.

Just as your fingers grabbed the hands of the paper bag, you let out a moan as Jay found the sweet spot on your neck that you hoped would have taken him longer. He was all too good at this. You felt naive for thinking he was going to be a little virgin boy, especially since his best friend was resident fuckboy Jake Sim.

Jay’s lips turned up into a smile against your skin, muttering, “Found it,” Before his lips attached back in place, sucking hard against the skin. You finally managed to garner the strength to pull the bag over. You reached a hand in, pulling out a random object. The first thing your hand landed on were the flavoured condoms—dare you say your favourite of the products to test.

“Let’s test one of these first,” You spoke breathily, Jay pulling back from your neck to assess the box in your hand. He pulled one hand back from your sides to grab the box, his fingers enveloping yours as he did so.

“What flavour shall we try?” He asked, his eyes flooded with lust… for you. You felt heat between your legs at the feeling of being wanted by this insanely hot man underneath you. You chewed your bottom lip, contemplating his question.

“Let’s just start off with simple cherry,” You stated to which Jay finally took the box from your hands and opened it, finding the red packet inside amongst the other colours that signalled their own flavour.

“How do you want to test it? Pretty sure you pussy can’t taste, no matter how good it is,” Jay cockily responded, knowing exactly what he was going to get from you as you silently took the foil packet from his fingers.

You fell to your knees, your hands resting on his thighs to support yourself. You sucked in a breath, then you tapped his knees. “Come on then, pull your trousers and boxers down for me,” You tried to sound demanding and in charge, but the raised eyebrow Jay gave you told you the exact opposite. He hadn’t even done anything to you, yet you were putty in his hands—stuck following the tune of the Pied Piper (being Jay).

Jay did as you asked and raised his hips just enough to push his trousers and boxers down to his knees, his semi-hard cock springing free. You bit the inside of your knee as you opened the foil packet, then your hands reached out for him but stopped halfway as you looked up at him for consent. Jay nodded, so you continued and pinched the tip of the condom before you rolled it down his length.

Once wrapped around him snuggly, you looked back up at Jay for further consent to which he nodded a little too enthusiastically. You bit back a smile and opened your mouth, leaning forward as you wrapped one hand around his back.

You mouth took the tip, an explosion of the cherry taste consuming your tastebuds. You hummed at the taste, cherry being your favourite out of all the candy in the world. Jay groaned at the feeling, throwing his head back to lean against the back of the couch.

You pumped your hand at the base as you sucked the tip. Jay did his best not to buck his hips as he was unsure if that was something you would be okay with, or could handle. He was a gentleman, despite all the ways he imagined ruining you in his head.

Jay’s hand gently found place in your head, tangling as his thumb rubbed your cheekbone. He wanted to push your head down, begged to feel more, but he wouldn’t go that far with you. Not tonight. He had to ease back into his non-existent sex life.

You watched your every move, letting out breathy moans. He looked so hot. You reached your free hand up, your fingers gently undoing the buttons of his white shirt with hopes of seeing his full, exposed self. You wanted to see him a little vulnerable, you didn’t want to be the only one flushed with nerves.

Jay’s groans got louder and more prominent the more you sucked him off, and so you decided it was time to end that part of the session and move onto the next. You took him out of your mouth with a loud pop, your hand daring to pump his length a few times before you pulled away.

Jay looked like a child that had been told he was not going to Disney, only to smirk when you found home back on his now-bare thighs, your skirt pushing up to basically sit at your hips and expose your underwear to him. Jay didn’t fail to peep the wet patch, slowly growing.

“So, little miss tester, what’s your review on the flavoured condoms?” Jay asked, his lips ghosting over yours but he pulled his head away each time you attempted to kiss him.

You groaned silently, but then sincerely gave the review he asked you for. “Well, the cherry taste was very strong. I love cherry hand, but that was a bit too strong. We need to tone it down.”

“Agreed, I could smell the cherry the second you opened the box,” Jay responded with a firm nod, his hands itching to reach for your body and run all over your skin, but he resisted the urge. He prayed this would only be your first time of many with him, so he could spend more time another night savouring your every touch and moan.

Jay reached sideways and thrust his hand into the bag next, bringing his face to yours as he looked like he was going to kiss you, but then he pulled away with a smirk as you groaned. He brought a box between you both, his eyebrow cocked.

“Huh, the cock ring. I’ve never used one before, but I’m willing to try. Why don’t you pick someone in the bag too, hopefully we can both have a little fun this time.” Jay’s free hand wrapped around your waist as he pulled you as close to his body as he could.

You nodded and reached into the bag, searching for the box you knew would be of benefit to you. You smirked when you found the largest box, then pulled it out. Jay smirked, but it soon turned into a genuine smile as he laughed. “Ah, no fair, you went hunting for that then.”

“All’s fair in sex and testing,” You joked.

Jay laughed and rolled his eyes, but grabbed your thighs firmly as he stood and made his way to the bed. He gently sat you back on the edge, your original place of the night, then he pulled back to open his box.

You opened your own, pulling the plastic out and placing it beside you. You already made sure all the products were battery tested before you left your house earlier to save you both from awkwardly fumbling. You wanted to minimise any and all tension that could happen. You just wanted to relish in the feeling of him touching you, and you touching him.

Jay pulled the ring out of the box and started at you innocently. “Can you help me?” He asked. You sighed, but it was a joke as you then took the ring from his fingers and slowly wrapped your hands around him. You slid it down his length.

“I didn’t put the vibrating bullet in it for the night, since you seem like such a virgin. You’d probably cream the second I turn it on,” You tried to test him patience, but Jay just shrugged and acted unaffected by your words. Hot, you couldn’t help but think.

“You’re entitled to your own opinions of me, baby girl, but if you make this regular thing I can show just exactly what I’m capable of,” Jay picked up the vibrating and pressed the button, gasping playfully as he heard it buzz.

Jay then pushed your thighs apart and pressed the vibrator to your pussy over your panties, earning a moan and the slights of back arches from you. Jay smirked, leaning down to kiss your forehead. “Lie back against the pillows, princess. I don’t want you to get cramp from this position.”

You did as he asked since his voice sounded as sweet as honey. You crawled backwards up the bed, your head hitting the soft pillows. You closed your eyes, the buzzing noise growing as he crawled his own way up the bed. You felt the bed dip between your legs, so you opened your eyes and leant up to look down at him.

Jay lay naked with his body pushed against the bed and the vibrator in his hand inching towards your area again. You waited patiently, anticipating the feeling of the vibrator against you, but it seemed as if the feeling was never going to happen as he made you wait, silent.

You frowned and looked back at him, only to notice he had put the vibrator down. His fingers gently grabbed your panties and push them aside. You felt the cold air hit your pussy and sucked in a breath. You wanted to close your legs, shy as Jay stared between your legs for a few seconds.

Jay soon picked the vibrator back up and slowly brought it to your area, pushing it right to your clit with minimal pressure. The feeling caused all the blood to rush to your lower lips, your back arching as you closed your eyes.

You let your head fall back against the pillow, moans releasing in a never-ending string from your lips. You loved the feeling. The vibration was soft, but you could still feel it enough to get aroused. You loved this product, it helped you cum but it didn’t make you rush your orgasm.

Jay gently pushed it a bit harder against you, and you gasped as you opened your eyes and looked at his actions from the mirror above the bed. You watched as Jay rocked his hips against the bed to feel friction, and his eyes were locked on your cunt as he slowly rubbed the vibrator in slow circles to try and ease you to cum.

You moved one hand to his hair, gently gripping as your moans grew louder when he pressed the button to raise the intensity. You whined, your hips bucking up. “Come on baby, I can tell you’re close. Cum for me,” He kissed your knee beside his head gently, then his eyes flicked up to the mirror. His eyes found yours watching his every move, and he couldn’t retain his smirk.

His eyes staring into yours through the mirror was enough to get the string in your lower stomach to snap. Your hips shook as you felt your walls clench and pulsate around nothing. You moaned loud, your hand a little too tight in his hair but he chose not to say anything as he relished in watching your reaction to the pleasure.

Jay pulled the vibrator off your clit after he allowed it to remain a few seconds to milk as much of your orgasm as he could. He turned the vibrator off and sat up on his knees, his hands gently massaging your thighs. “What’s your rating, baby?” He asked, his voice soft.

You hummed lazily, shrugging. “It’s my favourite product we have ever made, so it’s always going to be a win in my books.”

“I agree,” Jay spoke softly, leaning down to peck your lips a few times. “I loved how you shook when you came, but do you think you can do that on my cock this time, baby?”

You nodded between his soft kiss attacks, but then you grabbed his jaw to push his face away so you could speak. “Get the ribbed condoms from the bag, they’re the last thing we have to test.”

Jay seemingly pouted at the idea of only having one more thing to test, but as he pushed himself off the made you made a promise, “But I’ll bring us more products next time.”

Jay smirked to himself and knew he just bagged himself a friends with benefits, if not a little more.

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May the Almighty Creator, guide, direct, protect, and illuminate the pathway for the Female Tactical Platoons from and to Afghanistan.

So Help them God..Amen, Ameen, Amun, Amin, Aum..

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HGN-732bM "Old Bird's Nest"

BattleMech Technical Readout

Name/Model: Highlander "Old Bird's Nest" HGN-733bM Technology: Inner Sphere (Mixed) Technology Rating: F Tonnage: 90 Role: Sniper Configuration: Biped BattleMech Era/Year: Dark Age / 3150 Rules (Current): Experimental (Extinct) Rules (Era): Experimental Rules (Year): Experimental (Extinct) Total Cost: 16,131,760 C-Bills Battle Value: 2,735

Chassis: Krupp 255 Endo Steel Power Plant: Shelby/Ford 270 Walking Speed: 32.4 kph Maximum Speed: 54 kph Jump Jets: Pratt and Whitney 440s Jump Capacity: 90 meters Armor: Valiant Lamellor with CASE II Armament: 1 Holly "Ballista-20" LRM 20 w/ Artemis V FCS (C) 1 Krupp Sturmfeuer Light Gauss Rifle 1 ExoStar Pinnacle ER Medium Laser (C) 1 Harmon Starclass-ER ER Medium Laser (C) 1 Hegemony R&D Dept. Weapons Division ER Medium Laser (C) 1 Holly SideWinder SRM 6 w/ Artemis V FCS (C) 1 Clan Wolf Watch RISC Advanced Point Defense System Manufacturer: Skobel Mech Works Primary Factory: Yakima Proving Ground Maintenance Facility Communications: Studebaker-T19 with Neutron Star CEWS (counts as Nova CEWS) Targeting & Tracking: DeadEye Superlock 18K with Advanced Targeting Computer (C)

================================================================================================ Overview: Manufactured specifically for Star Captain/Colonel Melissa Hazen at the direct order of ilClan Ward, the HGN-732bM "Melissa" was designed to be as much a prototype of the HGN-732Ib "ilClan Highlander" as it was a command 'Mech for the newly resurrected Royal Black Watch. Stuffed to the gills with advanced systems for defense, mobility, and communication, as well as a impressive arsenal nearly equal to that of the original HGN-732b, the one-off prototype 'Mech has already come be known as the "Old Bird's Nest", an affectionate nickname referring to Star Captain/Colonel Hazen's advanced chronological age, and how much time she spends in the Mechbay, personally tinkering with and adjusting the 'Mech to her liking, sometimes even with the help of her personal Mech technicians.

Capabilities: Starting out life as the prototype of the HGN-732Ib, the "Old Bird's Nest" would soon see an almost continuous amount of tinkering and changing by technicians from both the ilClan and the reborn SLDF. Eventually, when Star Captain Hazen was frocked to the rank of SLDF Colonel to (eventually) lead the reborn Royal Black Watch, the 'Mech received a massive overhaul to become perhaps the most well-equipped Command Mech in the Inner Sphere. The upgrades started with a massively expanded and improved communications and sensor array with satellite uplink capacity. To this, the first unit of the experimental Neutron Star CEWS (based on Nova CEWS designs smuggled from the Clan Homeworlds) was linked, along with the DeadEye Superlock 18K Clan-spec Targeting Computer from the exact Hunchback IIC that Hazen used in her Trial of Position in the 3020s - this computer was not upgraded to modern specs by order of Hazen herself, save to add the advanced Variable Range Targeting program in trials for the HGN-732Ib. The weapons loadout is largely a replication of the old HGN-732b Highlander, though upgraded with modern technology. Mounting a Light Gauss Rifle in place of the standard Gauss of the HGN-732 was a decision by Hazen to gain more range at the expense of sheer damage output. The LRM-20 and SRM-6 remain, though upgraded with Artemis-V FCS. In a curious move that shows Hazen's admitted loveof the past, only one of the ER Large Lasers is a modern-manufactured Clan design - the others being one of the ER Large Lasers mounted on General Aleksandr Kerensky's Atlas II, and another the sole remaining weapon recovered from the irradiated wreck of Colonel Hanni Schmidt's Black Watch Highlander. A highly experimental RISC Advanced Point Defense System provides protection for the 'Mech and its starmates. The use of a Combat Computer helps the 'Mech's 20 Clan double heat sinks keep cool. Using a prototype Clan-spec Endo-Steel chassis, the "Old Bird's Nest" is covered in 17.5 tons of Valiant Lamellor standard armor, incorporating panels taken from the wreck of General Kerensky's personal Orion. A trio of Clan-spec Pratt & Whitney Jump Jets enable the 'Mech to execute Hazen's trademark extremely accurate "Highlander Burial", and prototype RISC Super Cooled Myomer technology helps the 'Mech keep cool even during movement, while Clantech CASE II protects the Mech from ammunition detonations.

Deployment: As the personal 'Mech of Star Captain Hazen, and soon to be the Command 'Mech for the Royal Black Watch, the "Old Bird's Nest" resides solely at the rebuilt Fort Cameron, just outside Unity City, Washington, Cascadian Administrative District, American Administrative Zone.

Variants: None.

Notable MechWarriors: Melissa "Mysty"/"The Old Bird" Hazen: One of the oldest and oddest MechWarriors in human history, Melissa Hazen was decanted, along with her 15 sibmates in 2990. As a Trueborn product of the Clan Coyote/Genecaste "Totem Warrior" program, she was part of an effort to create human-animal hybrid warriors - both to improve upon Clan phenotypes, and to embody the spirits of the totem animals of their respective Clans. After a successful career in an enormously popular holodrama, and after attaining three kills in her highly belated Trial of Position, Hazen, along with the others in the "Totem Sixteen" were sent on a scouting mission to the Inner Sphere. Joining up with the now-famous mercenary outfit, Fursona's Fusiliers, Hazen served with the unit for decades from the year 3025 onwards. Briefly taking extended leave to assist her Clan during Operation REVIVAL, Hazen returned to the Fusiliers to fight against the Word of Blake Jihad, and then as a mercenary for the Republic of the Sphere. During and after the ilClan Trial, Hazen and the others of the Sixteen fought on the side of Republic, but were spared by order of the new ilKhan. Biologically only in her late twenties thanks to the efforts of Project Totem Warrior, as well as later medical aid by the Terran Belters (on whose work the original project was based), Hazen has over over one hundred and fifty years of combat experience against virtually every foe in the Inner Sphere and Clan Homeworlds. This experience will soon be brought to the core of the revived Star League Defense Force, under which Hazen is slated to run the new incarnation of the Gunslinger program, as well as command the resurrected Royal Black Watch Regiment.

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Equipment Mass

Internal Structure: Endo Steel (C) 4.50 Engine: 270 Fusion 14.50 Walking MP: 3 Running MP: 5 Jumping MP: 3 Heat Sinks (Double): 10 20 0.00 Gyro: Compact 4.50 Cockpit: Standard 3.00 Armor Factor: 279 17.50 Type: Standard Internal Armor Structure Value Head: 3 9 Center Torso: 29 42 Center Torso (rear): 16 R/L Torso: 19 28 R/L Torso (rear): 10 R/L Arm: 15 30 R/L Leg: 19 38

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Weapons and Ammo Location Critical Tonnage

Jump Jet CT 1 2.00 CASE II (C) RT 1 0.50 Communications Equipment (2 tons) (C) RT 2 2.00 3 ER Medium Lasers (C) RT 3 3.00 Jump Jet RT 1 2.00 Light Gauss Rifle (Ammo 16) RT 1 1.00 Targeting Computer (C) RT 3 3.00 CASE II (C) LT 1 0.50 Jump Jet LT 1 2.00 LRM 20 w/ Artemis V FCS (C) LT 4 5.00 LRM 20 (Ammo 12) Artemis V LT 2 2.00 SRM 6 (Ammo 15) Artemis V LT 1 1.00 Light Gauss Rifle RA 5 12.00 RISC Advanced Point Defense System (Ammo 12) RA 1 1.00 Nova CEWS (C) LA 1 1.50 RISC Advanced Point Defense System LA 2 3.00 SRM 6 w/ Artemis V FCS (C) LA 1 1.50

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Alpha Strike Statistics

Point Value (PV): 63 TP: BM, SZ: 4, TMM: 1, MV: 6"j Damage: (S) 5 / (M) 5 / (L) 3, OV: 1 Armor (A): 9, Structure (S): 7 Specials: CASEII, ECM, IF1, MHQ3, NOVA, PRB, RAMS, RCN

Quirks: The HGN-732bM "Old Bird's Nest" variant is subject to the following Design Quirks:

Battle Computer

Combat Computer

Cowl

Cramped Cockpit

Difficult Ejection

Difficult to Maintain

Improved Communications

Improved Sensors

Multi-Trac

Non-Standard Parts

Reinforced Legs

Variable Range Targeting

#battletech #mechwarrior #muse lore #battlemech #no this is in no way balanced #it should probably have the Illegal Design Quirk #just from the Quirks list alone

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