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Blake: Happy Birthday, babe~
Yang: Aw, Blake~
Blake: Make a wish~
Yang: O...wait, where’s the cake?
Blake: At the party.
Yang: ...I’m confused.
Blake: Make a wish to ME, Yang. And I will make it come true.
Yang: A wish? Like, anything?
Blake: Yup, anything. Name it and I’ll make it happen.
Yang: ...Even-
Blake; Yes, even the weird stuff. Especially the weird stuff.
Yang: ...Okay, then, can you make...THAT happen?
Blake: ...You mean, that fantasy you told me about with me, Velvet, and Fiona?
Yang: Yes.
Blake: ......Okay, they owe me favors, so I can do that. But I just want to know why us specifically.
Yang: Well, you for obvious reasons, and-
Blake: Oh no, no no. Why do you wanna get dominated by three Faunus specifically?
Yang: ...
Blake: ...
Yang: ...Cause “Faunus on Human” is my favorite porn tag.
Blake: There, was that so hard to admit? *strokes Yang’s hair*
Yang: Yes. *pouts, but purrs as she’s being pet*
Later that night...
Yang: *is in a yellow latex bodysuit. She’s blindfolded and stuffed with a ball gag*
Blake: *wearing a strap-on* Alright, girls this way.
Velvet: *wearing a strap-on* So, who gets what hole?
Fiona: *wearing a strap-on* I call Ass.
Blake: I’m breeding her as the Alpha of this pack. Velvet, fuck her throat.
Yang: *happy dragon noises
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tragic backstory (tm) au) there's a betting pool as to who jaune will date first. it would be utterly wrong of nora to rig such a thing if she found out
welp time to trick the others into harem girl outfits and see if she can't break her fearless leader's iron will
Bet Fool
They say money is the root of all evil. It creates a false sense of superiority when it is in great supply, and makes one an invalid when it's gone. Perhaps that is why so many flock to gambling? The thrill of teetering between standing among gods or sleeping on a street corner. For there is always a part of us who enjoys the fear of the unknown.
Cardin: Thirty on Red!
Neptune: Thirty on Black!
Sun: Dude?! Thirty on White!
Neptune: Bro?!
Sun: You started it!
Coco: Fifty on Yellow!
Velvet: Coco?!
Coco: What? Mama needs new shoes, and we all know how bad she wants her dragon slain.
???: A hundred on pink! (Everyone quiets, Everyone stares at him) What? Like I'm the only one?
Neo, dolled up in her favorite bookie disguise, sat behind the desk in the Beacon basement. Now long abandoned since the transference of Cinder's maiden powers, it had become her own little hideout. A home away from home, if you will. Today's fun activity was the Jaune Arc dating pool.
Behind Neo was a large board. Colored circles lined with probabilities of their win. Red was, obviously, Red, and popular among Beacon students familiar with the two team leader's dynamics. White was the princess. Black was the cat girl. Yellow was the big-boobed, blonde, bimbo, bombshell who Neo laid the smack down on, and the most popular in recent weeks.
Neo would hold the money for one week, and if the heroic knight managed to take a girl on a date that week, she'd pay out to the lucky winners, and made the losers pay out. By force, if necessary.
What happens between is no business of hers.
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Jaune: And, uh, that concludes today's meeting. Are there any questions? (Waits a few seconds) Alright, uh, meeting adjourned! (Leaders disperse, Ruby walks up to him) How'd I do?
Ruby: Well, you said "uh" about twenty times in a minute, so you didn't win any confidence points there.
Jaune: (Sighs) Anything good?
Ruby: Uh, you're less sweaty than last time? (Jaune slumps) Hey, you'll get it. At least you're a great team leader with your team.
Jaune: What about your team?
Ruby: Oh, my team listens to me!
Jaune: No, I mean, what about your team listening to me?
Ruby: Oh, uh, well, Weiss isn't as mean, I guess?
Jaune: (Sighs) I'm really nervous about this whole super team we have right now. I mean, we don't even have a team name yet! And I still need to go over team combos, and birthdays coming up, and, and-
Ruby: Jaune! Deep. Breath. Deep. Breath.
Jaune: (Exhales) Thanks, Ruby. I'm just... I'm worried about our team excursion as... well, Super Team JMNPERRWBEY.
Ruby: "Jumper Ruby"? (Laughs) That's terrible!
Jaune: (Chuckles) I know, but... It's the best I've got.
Ruby: No, it's not. (Touches his arm) You're the best you've got.
Jaune: (Softly smiles) Ruby...
Ruby: (Softly smiles) Jaune... (THUNK!) Huh?
Cardin: Shit! Uh, don't mind me! I'm just, uh, cleaning under the table!
Jaune: Uh huh, sure... I'm gonna head back to the room. You coming, Ruby?
Ruby: I'll meet you up there. I need to take care of something first.
Jaune: Alright, I'll see you there. (Walks out)
Ruby: ...Cardin?
Cardin: (Gulps)
Ruby: Ten...
Cardin: Uh...
Ruby: Seven...
Cardin: Uh...!
Ruby: Four... Three... Two... One! (Leaps under the table) GET OVER HERE!
Cardin: (Manly high-pitched squeal of terror)
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Sun: Hey, Jaune! Wait up, man!
Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey, Sun, Neptune! What's up?
Neptune: Hey, man, we were just thinking about some of the girls on your team, and we had some questions.
Jaune: Uh, okay, kind of weird, but sure. I'll answer what I can.
Sun: Cool, cool, so, uh, how about that Weiss, huh? She's pretty cute, right?
Jaune: Huh?!
Neptune: Nah, she's nothing compared to Blake. You think so, too, right, Jaune?
Jaune: Uh, I...
Sun: Come on, man. Weiss has got that grace and charm, and all that money~!
Jaune: I don't think-
Neptune: But Blake has the more tender heart, and she reads, uh, books!
Sun: Yeah, cuz' books are the only defining part of her character.
Neptune: So, at least Blake has TnA!
Sun: So does Weiss, and she isn't likely to run away from her best friends like Blake is!
Neptune: You wanna go, bro?!
Sun: (Grabs Neptune's collar) I already went, bro!
Jaune: Uh, guys?
Sun: Face it! You don't want to admit that Weiss is a flat-chested, haughty, rich girl with daddy issues nobody wants to unpack!
Neptune: Only when you realize Blake is a back-stabbing traitor who would rather join up with terrorists than stick by her friends!
Jaune: Guys!
Neptune + Sun: WHAT?!
???: Ahem!
Sun + Neptune: (Slowly turn, See Weiss and Blake glaring at them) Bro...
Weiss: You take Neptune, I take Sun?
Blake: You read my mind.
Neptune: Jaune! Help us!
Weiss: He already left.
Sun: BROOOOOOOOOOO!
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Jaune: Just a sec! (Opens the door) Coco? What's up?
Coco: (Holding a box) Nothing much. Just had some leftover outfits I thought Yang'd want to try out.
Jaune: Oh, sure. Come on in. (Steps aside) Why's Velvet's mouth taped shut?
Coco: Because she was annoying me. You do the same to your team, right?
Jaune: ...No.
Coco: Huh. Eh, you will, eventually. Usually happens in second year.
Jaune: (Pulls off the tape)
Velvet: OW! Thank you.
Jaune: No problem. Are you okay?
Velvet: I'm fine. Coco just goes mad with power sometimes.
Coco: Have you ever gone made without power?
Jaune: I think my uncle did once, but I haven't seen him since, so who knows what he's up to.
Coco: Ooh! Another mystery chapter for Jaune Arc, huh?
Jaune: No, not a mystery chapter. Just a weird guy in my family. We all have those, right?
Yang: Nah, not really. 'Sup, Coco?
Coco: Yang! Glad you're here! I got some outfits you might want to try out. Interested?
Yang: (Sees Velvet shaking her head) Eh, sure, why not? Whatcha got?
Coco: Oh, just a few outfits that'll look great on you. Come on, we'll try them out, and Jaune can be the judge.
Jaune: Huh? Why me?
Coco: Because you're a guy, and a guy's opinion is just as valid as a girl's. Now sit down while we walk the runway!
Jaune: Oh boy...
Velvet: (Pulls out her scroll, Dials)
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Ruby: Oh, Cardin~! Where are you~?
Cardin: (Hiding in a closet, Scroll buzzes)
Ruby: Hmm~? There you are~!
Cardin: (Screams)
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Velvet: Hm, no answer.
Jaune: Trying to call for help?
Belvet: Is it bad if I say yes?
Jaune: No.
Coco: Alright, lady and gent! Get ready for Yang the Bounty Hunter!
Yang: (Steps out in skintight suit, Wearing a leather jacket) Your kiss is on my list, stud~! (Finger guns at Jaune)
Jaune: (Blushes, Chuckling) Nice look, Yang! (Thinking) This isn't so bad. Wish I wasn't the only guy, though. Wonder if Sun and Neptune are okay. Ah, they're probably fine.
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Neptune: (On the window ledge) Are they gone?
Sun: I think so. It's just Blake inside.
Neptune: Where's Weiss?
Weiss: Down here, boys! (They look down, See Beowolf summon) You have a choice, boys! Me...?
Blake: (At the window, Gambol Shroud ready) Or me?
Neptune: Bro!
Sun: I know, Bro. I know.
#rwby#rwby au#tragic backstory (tm) au#cardin winchester#neptune vasilias#sun wukong#coco adel#velvet scarletina#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long
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Velvet - Hi Jaune ^^
Jaune - ???
Velvet - I heard the manifestation of your weaknesses in your dreams caused you to become a rabbit Faunus
Jaune - And a toddler
Velvet - Do you think you can take me
Jaune - What ?
Velvet - Rabbits are strong as hell. Read Watership Down
Jaune - My sword talked ! You can’t take the dream seriously , it was a Grimm !
Velvet - [points accusingly] Don’t cross me [frowns]
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Writing Requests are OPEN
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YES VELVET👏 CALL👏 HIS👏 ASS 👏OUT
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Sun-Down
Coco: If you need any help, call me. *hands a note with her number to Velvet*
Velvet: *blushes with a lovestuck gaze*
Ilia: Hey…I know that look. You like~
Velvet: What?! No! *hides behind the note*
Neon: Look who’s talking, Miss Gay Panic! I knew you liked Blake before everything and never told her because I’m not a bitch like you!
Ilia: Oh, Yeah?! Well, I know that you like Yang!
Neon: Ha! Good joke…I like Sun!
Ilia: Liar! Everyone knows that nobody likes Sun!
Sun: T_T
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Velvet: Please don't tell me you did it with Jaune mum...
Meg: What? He's got a massive Human co-
Ruby: Welcome to the club Velvet
Velvet: *Wearing a party hat and eating a piece of cake* Why does my mom always do this...
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Could I get yandere Velvet with an S/O who can create clones of themselves?
Yandere Velvet X Reader With Cloning Semblance Headcanons
•Assuming your semblance allows you to make a couple of mostly sentient clones and isn’t like Sun’s or Flynt’s, then Velvet would be conflicted.
•On one hand there’s more of you to love. Velvets got a big heart. Although she’s usually too shy to show it she feels everything with huge emotions and that’s includes her love.
• So having a couple extra of you around every once in a while would probably help both you and her stay sane. Since they could not only let her get more of her heart out but also give you some solace from her sometimes overpowering love.
•on the other hand sometimes she gets stressed out. Your clones are just so convincing that she worries you’ll use one to replace yourself just long enough so that she’ll never see you again.
•Velvet become hyper vigilant about it. Finding any little quirk or difference that your clones have and making sure you can’t pull a switch on her.
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Daisy Scarletina: *In a hospital Gown, Holding a crying Baby* Hey big Guy! Why don't you try holding Her for a little bit?
Damon "Grimmslayer" Scarletina: *Hesitates*
Daisy: Hey, I know you're called 'Slayer' but she's not a monster. You won't hurt her.
Damon: *Gently takes the newborn from her arms*
Baby: *Stops crying, Looks at the Grimmslayer, smiles*
Daisy: See? She already loves you!
Doctor: Have you decided on a name yet?
Daisy: Oh, I've had a couple ideas, but I'm giving the big guy the final say.
Damon: Velvet.
Doctor: Hmm?
Daisy: He said Velvet. She's soft, delicate. Velvet. I like it.
Doctor: Very well then. Simply sign here on her documents, and then she'll legally be Velvet Scarletina!
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Damon: *Staring at a picture on the wall of his Family, the last time it was complete.
*Despite it's age, it's been very well kept
Velvet: Hey Dad! You've been doing great here at Beacon!
Damon: *Nods, smiles slightly*
Velvet: ... I love you.
Damon: *Hugs her* Class. Now.
Velvet: *Rolls Eyes* Fine, Fine. Take care of yourself Pops.
Damon: *Waves her off*
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Bnnuy Beatdown - Round 1
#bnnuy beatdown#poll#polls#bunny#bnnuy#rwby#the velveteen rabbit#velvet scarlatina#velveteen rabbit#childrens stories#childrens books
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Cardin and Faunus Labour
Velvet Scarletina: Please sign our Faunus Labour Petition?
Cardin Winchester: Go away, rabbit, I don't have time for this.
Velvet blushes but refuses to give up: Sir, please. Just a minute of your time?
Cardin getting frustrated: Bitch, who said you could touch me?
Velvet grabs Cardin's massive biceps: Don't you want to help the Faunus?
NAAAHH!
Cardin: I want the Faunus to work HARDER!
Velvet flushes and sweats: Sir?
Cardin: I want them Scrolls made CHEAP!
Velvet gasps and clutches at the front of her shirt as it grows more translucent with sweat: What?
Cardin flexes his muscles: Put their squirrely hands to WORK!
Velvet goes cross-eyed as she stares at Cardin's perfectly sculpted body: Oh my God ~!
Cardin then steps close to Velvet and pushes his burnished pecs into Velvet's nose: Dust mines? I call that a mineral bath.
Velvet squeaks and futilely tries to push Cardin away: Sir~!
Cardin slams his hand into the wall beside Velvet's head: Fact that Dust ain't gonna mine itself.
Velvet squeals and uses her long bunny ears to cover her eyes: Sir!
Cardin tips Velvet's chin up and forces her to look into his eyes: Let the wage match the race.
Velvet grabs Cardin's wrist but is unable to look away and moans helplessly at how wet her shorts are becoming.
Cardin leans in and forces Velvet flat against the wall: In fact, don't pay them at all.
Velvet sobs as Cardin leans into her ears and whispers: Just do it.
Velvet leans back against the wall and hoarsely whispers: Please, think of the orphans ~!
Cardin pins Velvet's hands against the wall and luxuriates in the scent of her femininity mixed with desire and a hint of wet rabbit fur: What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Cardin then brushes the back of his knuckles across Velvet's tear-stained cheeks: If they strike? We strike. Them. Back.
Finally, unable to deny the ache in the pit of her belly and the noiseless buzz in her head, Velvet springs up and wraps her lithe body around Cardin's: Actually, the petition is FOR FAUNUS LABOR!
Cardin grins, grabs a handful of Velvet's buns, and throws her screaming over his shoulder: Well then, I'm gonna work you all night long!
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It's actually VERY rare for teams in RWBY to all pull from the same source material.
Sun's teammates, for example, are Neptune Vassilas (Neptune, though in-universe he's named after a famous sailor), Scarlet David (Captain Hook), and Sage Amaya (unknown).
Team CFVY has Coco Adel (Coco Channel, as a connection to the whole fashion thing, as CRWBY were NOT aware that Channel was a Nazi until WELL after Coco was introduced), Fox Allister (the Fox from the Fox and the Hound, though he actually isn't a Faunus), Velvet Scarletina (The Scarlatine Rabbit), and Yatsuhashi Datchi (I'm... actually not sure about that one).
Although Team JNPR does have a theme of "crossdressers, but genderbent": Jaune Arc (Joan of Arc), Nora Valkyrie (Thor), Pyrrha Nikos (Achilles), and Lie Ren (Mulan).
Honestly love the vibes with JNPR.
ALSO WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL WAS GONNA TELL ME THEY HAD A VELVETEEN RABBIT ONE????
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No one’s ready for my red string conspiracy board on Oscar being a Faunus. Blake & Ilia passing for human. THE BANDAGES. Oscar being comfortable among the Faunus in the crater slums after Ironwood shot him off a cliff. Faunus in cages in jinn’s vision. No Faunus Allowed signs in shops in Mistral & Atlas. Oscar vs. Leo. Oscar’s entire deal with the reincarnation process and his own believed disposability. Salems connection to the Faunus and the Faunus’ connection to the Grimm. The gods having horns. THE BANDAGES. The implications of all these disparate pieces together. How much more weight in the story setting and connections would his character have if Oscar was a Faunus?
give that boy gills
gbrhckfj on a similar wavelength actually i like to headcanon that he’s adopted and his aunt is a faunus—granted ‘comfortable around faunus’ is the norm with the main characters so i don’t think it’s necessarily significant that oscar falls into that category; what strikes me more is that the casual connection oscar makes with the faunus in the crater can be juxtaposed against how nervous and awkward he gets when he meets, you know, the largely-human main cast. which might just be down to the narrative skipping the introductions to get right to the important piece of oscar sharing a meal with these new acquaintances when the kids arrive to pick him up (and there is a little awkwardness when he’s surprised by the soup being offered to him) but. yk.
i think if he himself were a human-passing faunus it surely would have come up by now (oscar doesn’t Like Lying + even if he didn’t feel safe with the humans in the group, there’s blake) and that’s One reason i land more on raised by faunus (<- another is that i have a pet theory ozma Can’t reincarnate into faunus Because they’re beyond light’s power to harm—the whole theme in their mythology of freely chosen transformation and freedom and all) (<- a third is that there’s . only one interspecies family in the entire story and the scarletinas are so marginal you’d only know velvet’s dad is human if you read the CFVY books, so why not expand). but as a headcanon or like potential au oscar being a faunus himself does track thematically really really well
i would also point out: neck is an odd place for a faunus trait to be (other than like, gills) and if he’s trying to pass then wrappings are a really conspicuous way to hide vs like, a turtleneck. but we’ve also never seen him without those work gloves on, and we know it’s pretty common for faunus to have claws.
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jaune the wizard au) jaune backs mana potion cookies to keep his little friend in top shape while he studies basic shamanism. (most nature spirits aren't THERE enough to actually communicate but you can convince them to do what they normally do in a different place. since they passively produce nature magic getting them to all move to a glenn can make it a magical glen perfect for healthy pixies to grow more powerful in.) of course the issue is that until he learns to better identify and convince the minor spirits of the forest around his school jaune's kinda stuck giving neo mana potions to keep her alive. and the potions themselves taste bad but when put in baked goods that pixies have a truly endless appetite for it makes them very... affectionate.
tldr: jaune makes medicinal magic cookies and neo is a slut for them not sure how that one's gonna work out
Jaune zoomed about the kitchen as he grabbed bottles and books from their shelves to find the answer he sought. He had a potion and a spell for everything; stamina recovery, baking pies, warding off vampires, dog food. But nothing on healing injured pixies.
Neo the Prankster was still weak and wounded from their fight with the shadow lion. The divines ignored his pleas because Neo was, in their words, "a fucking bitch". Apparently, her pranks were not limited to the mortal realm.
Pixies were a mystery in themselves as well. Any pixies caught for study either escaped and destroyed any research notes developed and usually the researchers with them, or they died in captivity from boredom and cursed the knowledge to be lost or made secret with their final breath. Neo was no exception in any regard.
Looking in the bedroom, he saw Neo Politan sleeping on the pillow, a doily placed over her for as a blanket. She hadn't moved in almost three days. It was heartbreaking.
Hearing a bird outside, he watched as it hopped along the sill. It was then Jaune had an idea. He asked every divine he knew, except one.
It was time to pay Mother Earth a visit.
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Jaune was deep in the forest. He must have walked half the day to reach this place. He had been here once before, back when he first communed with divines. It was here he met his first, true friend of the divines, and where he swore his pact with Neo.
It was a spring, with crystal clear water pouring over a cliff. Whatever time of day it was, there was alway a glow to it, as if shadows could never touch it. The grass was always green, and the trees around it so full of life.
A bleat drew his attention away as he was knocked over. Looking up, he saw the wild's spite, Adam, a goat with small black horns hidden in a fiery red coat. Along his back, a red blade glowed with malice. Malice intended for humans, and especially for Jaune.
"I'm not here to fight, Adam." Jaune stood up slowly, keeping his hands raised.
Adam snorted and charged. Jaune grabbed him by the ears and swept low to kick his legs. Adam leapt onto his hind legs, slipping out of Jaune's grasp. Jaune sprung from his low point and dove between his front hooves, then began punching Adam hard in his underbelly. Jaune then threw the goat off of himself.
"I told you, Adam." Jaune panted. He looked around and saw the rest of nature's spirits gather.
Nature's guard, Ghira, was a panther, a huge one at that, who seemed to hide easily when he wanted to.
Nature's wrath, Sienna, was a tigress, and eyed Jaune curiously. Maybe she wanted to join in the fight?
Nature's opportunity, Malachite, was a spider, and was always followed by her red and green dragonflies. She landed on Jaune's shoulder, giving him a shiver.
A new face that Jaune only recently met, nature's guide, was a blackish-bluish dog with folded ears. What was his name? Sparrow? No time to bother right now.
"I'm looking for the Guardian of the Green." Jaune explained. "Has anyone seen her?"
Sienna yawned, then sat in place. She began to groom her paw, nodding as she did.
"Where is she?"
Sienna stood up, then approached Ghira. She nuzzled against his neck, then strolled behind him, where she mounted him. Ghira simply layed down as she continued to hump.
Jaune rubbed the bridge of his nose. This was nothing new, but always infuriating. The Guardian of the Green believed the most beautiful season was, is, and always will be spring, because of the many cute babies that are born or hatched in the wild. Seeing these babies excited her, making her jump the first human in sight. Thankfully, she couldn't be impregnated by human seed, so there were no demigods.
The thought, though, reminded him of his first meeting with her. He had just saved a boar from a group of hunters. In return for his kindness, she threw herself upon him. He would have been powerless if not for Neo.
Neo.
"Please, I need to heal my friend." He bowed low to his knees, hands spread out on the ground. "She's in danger. I need something that will save."
He felt something touch his hair. It was soft and light. It then became a hand, softly petting him. He looked up and saw the Guardian smiling softly down on him. She had a tear in her eye.
She was as beautiful as the first and last time he saw her. She had dark, chestnut brown hair, with two rabbit ears protruding from her head. She wore a pelt made of leather and furs of all animals of the forest, and crown of feathers ringed her hair.
She nodded, and a mushroom grew from under his chin. She plucked it, and handed it to the wizard.
"How can I repay you?" Jaune asked as he rose to his feet. She didn't answer, or move from her seated position. She continued to stare forward, licking her lips. Jaune sighed. "I should have known."
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Neo cracked her eyes open. A heavenly aroma stirred her from her recovery sleep. Dusk was beginning to settle as an orange glow dimmed over the horizon. She looked to her left and saw Jaune sitting there.
Her eyes wided as she identified the smell as an elixer cookie. She loved her sweets, but she had yet to find a sweet greater than what was sitting on a plate in front of her.
Shakily, she stood on her feet, falling to the comforting pillow once. Standing again, she flapped her wings and took flight. It's said a pixie is born in midair, and walking was what they learned after flying. This appeared true as Jaune watched Neo immediately dart over the gap between the bed and the chair, and began devour the cookie with a vigor.
"I'm glad you're back, Neo." He then yawned, feeling beat from the day. "It's almost time for bed."
Neo flew up and pointed at her mouth. Jaune looked down and saw the cookie was gone. It surprised him, since the cookie was three times her size. Where did she put it?
"You want another?" Neo nodded. "I'm sorry, but I only had enough for one."
Neo pouted, then sighed silently. It wasn't like her to give up so easily. She must still be tired from her recovery. Jaune shrugged and slipped into bed.
As he laid there, he couldn't help but feel, well, not tired. He couldn't explain it! If anything, he felt he could go for a sprint all night!
Neo touched down next to his head, patting above his temple. She pecked it and smiled. From what she could tell, he was already feeling the effects of her stamina spell. Good, because he was going to need it.
The world suddenly became large, scaring him a bit. But then he understood the room wasn't growing, he was shrinking! In a blink he was laying on his pillow, and only on his pillow! How did-?!
"Neo?!" Jaune called out, then watched as she fluttered down, an impish grin on her face. Once she touched down, he noticed he was twice her size. Still bigger than her, just in a different way. "Did you do this?!"
Neo nodded. She then held out her left hand, then extended her right thumb with a waggle. She hooked it under her right strap and pulled it off her shoulder. He gulped as she did the same with the other. Licking her lips, she knelt down and crawled over him.
Tonight, Neo was going to enjoy her prank on Jaune. And she'll do it all night long.
#rwby#rwby au#jaune arc#neo politan#neopolitan#adam taurus#lil miss malachite#sienna khan#ghira belladonna#marrow amin#velvet scarletina#silent knight#jaune the wizard au
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What's your favorite instance of catgirl racism (racism metaphor but weebs/gamers can only emphathize with fuckable catgirls)
you see a lot of this in 6.5/10 fantasy games and anime and stuff but you often don't feel like it's even worth getting mad about because the writers are just lazily going through the motions of tropes. RWBY on the other hand clearly wanted to try and be "serious" and "real" about it and in doing so made it so much worse. remember Velvet Scarletina being bullied by a bunch of 17 year old boys acting like kindergarteners
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So uh I saw a post about ShadowClan have like mushroom related names and out of curiosity I decided to look up what kind of mushrooms can be found in England and like.
List of clan affixes that I think are made possible because of mushrooms found in England: Prince, Pavement, Medusa, Macro, Scaly, Inky, Blushing, Stainer, Spring, Fieldcap, Peel, Snake/skin, Grisette, Death/cap, Amanita, Agaric, Panther/cap, Blusher, Destroying, Angel, Funnel, Jelly, Smoky, Bracket, Bolete, Ascot, Hat, Ruby, Scarletina, Satan, Slippery, Jack, Sepia, Penny, Bun, Summer, Polypore, Bulgar, George, Amethyst, Winter, Dryad, Saddle, Shaggy, Parasol, Trooping, Aniseed, Miller, Inkcap, Club, Webcap, Alfred, Cake, Dapperling, Beef/steak, Velvet, Funeral, Bell, Rust/gill, Cinnamon, Pie, Elfin, Terracotta, Lion (if it's like an au where the cats don't know about lions tigers and leapords), Mane, Parrot, Wax/cap, Jubilee, Hood, Sulphur, Fibre/cap, Widow, Curry, Milk/cap, Fenugreek, Blewit, Dome/cap, Pestle, Mosaic, Fairy, Champignon, Morel, Porcelain, Egg/head, Mottle/gill, Dyers, Maze/gill, Stink/horn, Oyster, Shield, Goblet, Liberty/cap, Butter/cap, Russula, Charcoal, Geranium, Brittle/gill, Earth/ball, Cauliflower, Turkey, Knight, Custard, Truffle, Rose/gill
Would the cats have that many names for all of these species of mushrooms so that all of these names can work? Probably not. Are all of these mushrooms capable of being found in the same general area that the Clans live in? Probably not. But do we really care? Especially when you can have names like Beefsteakpaw or Georgestar?
Honestly I LOVE the idea of breaking up Mush/shroom into a prefix and a suffix, and I've considered using -cap as a suffix. I also have actually used Morel, Button, and Truffle for OCs (Plus Reishi, which I've found growing where I live so I allowed it for a FanClan set locally)
Personally I just filter out plants/fungi that have human names and stories attached to them, because I LOVE warriors-ifying stuff like that. Queen Anne's Lace, for example? I'd adapt the story into being about the first Warrior to discover weaving. They who worked their pads to cracks, leaving a little drop of blood in the center of the flower.
So there wouldn't be a Queenpaw or an Annepaw, but the plant would be called Snowheart's Lace and any cat named Lacepaw would know the story by heart.
Plus, I just have a softness for ShadowClan. I'd love for them to have all these amazing stories for their apprentices. I wonder what they'd think of Rusty, if he joined ShadowClan? They could have named him Rustpaw after rustgill mushrooms! It could have been taken as a good sign.
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Jfom club adrian walking around points to velvet " bun bun" points to juniper " bunbun" points to velvet's mom " bun bun" points to velvet's moms stomach. " bun bun"
They say babies know when women are pregnant
Juniper: *Smiles that Adrien recognizes her*
Velvet/Meg: *Shocked that her mom is pregnant/SHocked that Adrien somehow knew*
#rwby#rwby meme#rwby shitpost#rwby jfom#rwby j.f.o.m club#velvet scarlatina#meg scarletina#rwby juniper
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