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*looks around* Can we get back to the DICKscourse yet? I'll start. While I am sure his skin is amazing and magical, wearing leather and metal must cause discomfort, right? What is he (not)wearing under those deliciously dangerous pants?
I thought we’d decided that Loki is always naked and the clothes are just an illusion. On the other hand, the thought of all that leather and metal rubbing against my naked flesh... 🤤🤤🤤 Sorry, what was I saying?
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Made some changes
Haha, no not irl.
My blog. Changes the username (formerly velvetzybanshee) colors, photo and theme. I think I like it better this way.
I was just bored and didnt wanna go to bed.
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The Naughty Poltergeist
TITLE :The Naughty Poltergeist
CHAPTER: #1 of ?
AUTHOR'S: lokilover9 & velvetzybanshee
RATING: M
NOTES: This one shot is based on Loki having paid penance for ruining Thor's coronation. He never fell from the bifrost, nor attacked earth and is now free. Not to discount his true history, we just thought he deserved some happy. As for Felipe, he's based on the Spanish character Agador Spartacus, from the movie The Birdcage and speaks in broken english.
EXTRAS: Madre = mother niña = girlfriend panocha = pussy
Original Imagine
Imagine thinking your new house is haunted. No one knows Loki lives there because he's always invisible and conjures furniture as needed. Disgruntled by your presence, he behaves like a poltergeist until one day you've had enough."I'm not leaving! Show yourself dammit!" Nothing happens for days and you think he's gone. Then while giving friends a tour, you find him naked on your bed drinking whiskey. "Cheers, darling. You did say show myself." Only you can see him and he follows you around like that for the remainder of their visit.
Loki was content residing on Midgard. With Thor King of Asgard remaining heavily influenced by Odin, he felt displaced as ever and decided to travel abroad. It was aloud providing he didn't hide from Heimdall and returned were the realm threatened, but that didn't mean he behaved. Midgard's continents teamed with beautiful maidens and Loki spent months at a time seducing them across the globe. Yet an introvert by nature, the constant socializing became exhausting. He needed intervals of solitude to rejuvenate his mind and cock. Indecisive of where, he conjured a world map, closed his eyes and randomly chose a location.
First attempt. "A Frost Giant in the Amazon? I think not."
Second. "Middle of the Bermuda Triangle? Know enough aliens already, thank you."
Third. "Inside and active volcano? Fenrir's arsehole." He scoffed.
Fourth. "Very well. Maine it is."
The god settled in a vacant Victorian evicting its two following buyers with 'ghostly' shenanigans. Yet to the king of this miniature palace's annoyance the next didn't frighten so easily.
Alexis was proud having bought her own house after a long divorce. Closer to friends and hours from meddling family, she'd thought herself free of troubles until sensing the place haunted. While unpacking, items started going missing and resurfacing in different places like her keys, clothing and once her vibrator after an evening of ménage à moi, disturbingly appeared in her dishwasher the next morning. Doors would slam, electricity short circuited, faucets unexpectedly ran, but most disconcerting was a voice randomly whispering 'mine' into her ear. Whether in the shower, her yard, doorways, the ghost didn't care. Alexis burned sage, had the house blessed, held a seance with a local paranormal group, but nothing helped. When returning after a long day at work to find half the main floor repacked, she angrily shouted into the air.
"Ha ha, trickster! You don't scare me and I am 'not' leaving!" She held up a large envelope. "This is 'my' crib and here's the deed to prove it. Show yourself dammit!" Nothing happened so she put everything back, showered, grabbed her vibrator and stormed into the upstairs corridor. "And one more thing! See this? Touch it again and I'll summon your ass with a ouija board and douse you in holy water!"
Loki inwardly chuckled. 'I'll be sure to bring a towel.' When she fell asleep reading in bed, he snuck a peek at what had intrigued her. 'Smutty fanfiction? Tisk, darling. Who could your heartthrob be? The name sounded familiar so he googled it. 'Ah, the actor from Crimson Peak. Good movie, but I'm much better looking. 'A wicked grin curled his lips when she moaned Tom's name. 'Maybe I need to play a little 'dirtier.'
With the next several days uneventful, Alexis thought she'd frightened the ghost off when in reality he was buying time. Since moving her in friends offered extra hands in their free time, but it was her befriended neighbor, a single gay man with a flamboyant, funloving personality who'd helped the most. They met one afternoon when she peered over his fence to complain about blaring Salsa music as he hosted a pool party. Felipe was sunbathing in a yellow thong, wearing sunglasses with enough bling to impress Liberace and choked on a shot of tequila when she whipped a pebble at his head. He invited her over with a promise to adorn shorts, they hit it off and became besties.
Alexis planned to have other friends over for dinner one month after moving in, but with all the goings on had postponed twice. Now with a set date, Felipe was invited too and asked what she planned to cook.
"Who said anything about cooking? I suck at it Amigo and prefer no one hurling on my lawn."
She waved a take out menu and he dramatically gasped. "Chinese food for eight people? Where you gonna put up you blow job booth to pay the mortgage after?"
Alexis smirked. "You're such a slut, Felipe."
He shrugged. "Happy whoopie stick makes a happy me."
"I think I've forgotten what they look like."
"I show you mine, but no touchy touchy." She laughed, knowing he was kidding. "Too long without sex causes brain damage, niña. How long its been for you?"
"Since my ex and I separated nineteen months ago."
"Ay dios mio. I lend you my Dustbuster for the cobwebs down there."
"Not funny, Felipe."
"See. Abstinence makes everyone bitchy. My sister Maritza too. She was happy single before becoming a nun. Now she's Oscar the grouch with eyes like the chucky doll."
"How come you can pronounce words like 'abstinence' and 'cock' so well yet not others?" Alexis teased.
"Don't make me spank you. Come, we go shopping."
"For what?"
"I help you cook. We stay home and talk about cock, mine will curse me in Spanish. He's lonely too."
Alexis slipped on footwear.
"Why you wearing those?" Asked Felipe.
"What's wrong with flip flops?"
He stepped onto the porch. "You need something sexier, like bitch boots."
"It's ninety degrees in the shade today."
"So?"
Loki sighed when the door closed, relieved for some peace. He thought Felipe annoying enough as a neighbor yet worse as a guest who never stopped talking. So much so, he'd pondered concocting a tongue numbing spell, sneaking into his house and applying a heavy dose while he slept. But knowing his flair for drama, he'd run panicked to Alexis in the Boo from Monsters Inc. robe worn onto his deck every morning, carrying a note pleading to stay and until recovering, would hysterically sob each time he couldn't sing along to one of the show tunes on his phone. Loki opted to tolerate him for now. He'd be gone once Alexis left.
The day of feasting came and while she handled finishing touches around the house, Felipe prepared guacamole dip and ingredients for fajitas while mixing margaritas. Hearing music, Alexis snuck to the kitchen and started recording him singing to Bad Girl, by Donna Summer while dancing like a hussy.
"Toot toot, hey, beep beep
Toot toot, hey, beep beep
Hey mister, have you got a dime?
Hey mister, do you want to spend some time, ooh yeah
I got what you want, you got what I need
I’ll be your baby, come and spend it on me…"
He startled when noticing her. "Girlfrien', you post that on social media, I kill you."
Alexis propped her phone on the counter and joined in wildly shaking her chest.
Felipe tried the same. "No fair. I need big titties like yours to jiggle. Next time I bring tangerines and a bra."
Loki secretly watched on. 'Fucknuts.'
The three couples soon arrived. One, old neighbors of Alexis, Blake and Deidre, the others, her friends, Sage, Lisa and their newest flames Colby and Grant. She started a tour on the main floor then the upper leaving her bedroom for last. Excited to show it off, she was already opening the door as they shuffled out of the second.
"And this is my creme de la...eep!" She quietly squeaked once inside.
The resident spookster sat perched against her headboard sporting only what the Norn's delivered him to the universe in and winked pouring himself a whiskey. "You did say show myself, yes?"
She hurried out, slammed the door and her friends froze on approach. "Erm..wouldn't ya know I forgot to make my bed. Anyone for a drink?"
Alexis passed them for the stairs and cringed when Deidre spoke. She was nice enough, but sometimes persistent when it wasn't welcome. "Nonsense, friends don't care. Right everyone?"
Alexis continued down. "Enter at your risk then."
Felipe watched her rush by into the pantry, close the door, followed and closed it too. "What you are doing?"
"I can't go back out there."
"Why?"
"He's upstairs naked on my bed." She anxiously whispered.
"Which boyfriend? I take up the wooden spoon."
"No, the fucking ghost!"
"It's a man? Is he hot and what do I tell your peeps? You afraid to come out of the closet?"
"Felipe!"
"Sorry, it's the margaritas."
"I thought you the one person who believed my stories."
He eyed her sympathetically. "I do. You want I go bribe him to leave with a mcsqeezy?"
"Will you be serious? Ghosts aren't supposed to be naked. One look at him and everyone will think I invited them for an orgy."
Blake and Grant came down first catching bits of their conversation and quietly conversed.
"Can't believe she's still imagining this ghost." Blake wise cracked. "I always told Deidre she had a screw loose."
"Nah." Said Grant. "Lexi's a smart cookie. Sounds more like she needs a man. There's one inside with her. Maybe they'll shag, knock some shit off shelves."
Felipe stuck his head out the door. "You not so quiet, cumquats. I gay. You want I show you my jolly green giant and shag 'you' inside against the creamed corn?"
Loki rubbed the back of his neck. 'I sacrificed prowling beaches of the French Riviera for this?'
Hearing the ladies coming, Alexis approached Blake and quietly inquired. "Still peeing in your wife's pond at night, murdering her koy? I'd see you through my bedroom blinds. Who's a few cans short of a six pack?"
"Oooh snap." Said Felipe.
Grant nudged the arse. "Let's chill in the dining room. There's a makeshift bar and appetizers."
The ladies entered the kitchen. "Who's a nincompoop?" Asked Deidre.
Felipe almost answered but pursed his lips together when Alexis loudly cleared her throat. "You know, just my ex."
"He sure is, honey."
"Your bed's made, girl." Said Sage. "The room looks great."
They all agreed passing through while thirty year old Lisa's younger boyfriend lingered. "Pretty awesome digs ya got here."
"Thanks." Replied Alexis.
Colby slid his hands into his pockets. "Soo..Lisa says you think it's haunted."
"Yep."
He spaced out for a second, staring at the floor. "I once thought a bat in our house was my dead uncle Howie haunting my parents for selling his mannequin of Vlad the Impaler. But hey, sometimes weird shit happens when you're stoned right?" Alexis and Felipe were saved when Lisa called him. "She misses me already. Laters."
"He looks fresh from his madres panocha." Commented Felipe.
"That's the way Lisa likes them. Says the younger they are, the easier it is to train them."
Loki rolled his eyes. 'Age is irrelevant.'
Felipe feigned fright by playfully biting his nails. "She bad. Maybe Colby wear a leash and bark like a good doggy for her?" He goofily imitated one in a deep voice. "Woof, woof..woof. Or maybe he sound like an angry chihuahua?"
Alexis smirked. "I have my own problems. A streaking phantom who now makes unexpected appearances."
Felipe gave her a margarita. "Cheers. These make everything better."
Alexis gulped down the beverage as he watched with raised brows. "Thanks. Next time that streaker appears, I'll just ignore him."
"Next time I give you smaller glass. Go enjoy you friends, niña"
She gave a thumbs up on her way out. "I got this. Easy peasy right?"
Loki mischievously grinned. 'Darling, I'm just getting started.
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Hey everyone. I haven't been on for a bit, but wanted to wish a Merry Loki Christmas to my friends and followers. Extra special wishes to @velvetzybanshee & @latent-thoughts @texmexdarling @lokilickedme @tilltheendwilliwrite. 😘😘😘
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@the--queen-of-hell thanks for the tag bb!! 💖
wind or rain // closed curtains or open window // bumblebees or butterflies // banana bread or cheesecake // tulips or roses // lemon & honey or apple & cinnamon // hillside cottage or city apartment // warm or cool // book or video game // organized bullet journal or cluttered sketchbook // smoothie or milkshake // sunshine or moonlight // relaxing or productivity // holding hands or back hugs // sunset at the beach or stargazing in a field // poetry or prose // candle or diffuser // longing for the past or longing for the future // vocals or instrumentals // snowy mountain or rolling green hill
tagging everyone i usually tag because i have no idea who to tag lmao: @goggleberries @queen-of-salt-and-fury @onthepageoftears @ladyjaneoftheshire @velvetzybanshee
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Dash Magic
Thank you @velvetzybanshee & @jennphoenix
I need yall to see this @tilltheendwilliwrite @alexakeyloveloki @magellan-88 🤣🤣
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Book Club Schedule
If you are interested in hosting a Book Club Party please send a direct message to @jtargaryen18 or @imanuglywombat and we can add you to our list.
Monday 21st July: @chuuulip
Monday 27th July: @caffiend-queen
Monday 3rd August: @strawberrysoup
Monday 10th August: @velvetzybanshee
Monday 24th August: @searchforanotherway
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Witch AVATAR
go here and make yourself a witch!
@onlyfangirlstuff @tremendouslydecadentfire @13wstwndrlnd @velvetzybanshee @coppercorn-and-cauldron @theincaprincess
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Dash magic
From @velvetzybanshee and @nuggsmum
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Please enjoy this out-of-context exchange between myself and @velvetzybanshee
Her: "It would be like Odin-sleep. But Loki. So Loki-sleep."
Me: "NarcoLokesy."
...I'm sorry, I'll see myself out now 🤣
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🌺💘🌷 Get to know your mutuals. List 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know! They can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. Then tag/send it to 10 people.🌷💘🌺
I was tagged by @vodka-and-some-sass (thank you, dear 🤗).
1. I'm an INTP-A. My head is often lost in the mayhem of several trains of thoughts, hence the absent mindedness. Too many ideas to explore, not enough energy.
2. I'm a spoonie; a disabled person by birth.
3. I know astrology. Not just sun signs, but houses, elements, planetary placements, the whole shebang.
4. I'm from India.
5. I can sing quite well. As a kid, I was the sought after lead singer for school events. I never had any stage fright.
Tagging: @emeraldrosequartz @delyth88 @nikkoliferous @lokiloveforever @mastreworld @grahoundart @hopelessromanticspoonie @tilltheendwilliwrite @nildespirandum @caffiend-queen @texmexdarling @lotus-eyedindiangoddess @velvetzybanshee (apologies, if you guys have done it already.)
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Instructions: tag 10 followers you'd like to get to know better
Tagged by @muse-of-gods. Thank you for thinking of me, darling ❤️
Name: Antonella
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bi
Star sign: Taurus
Height: 1,60 cm
Hogwarts house: Slytherin
Favourite animals: Foxes
Average hours of sleep: my sleep schedule is insane
Current time: 9:54 pm
Dogs or cats: Dogs
Dream job: Museum curator
When I made this blog: January 2019. I think.
Followers: 1538
Why I made my blog: Cause I was annoying the hell out of my art blog followers by posting to much Hiddleston
People I would like to get to know: @blueeyedjaguar @messy-insomniac-bookgirl @dianamolloy @velvetzybanshee @fierydeans
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Well pffft. If this doesn't ring all sorts of jingle bells for anyone else out there, it certainly does for me. 👀 Happy holidays to all you God of Mischief hoes out there! (You know who you are @latent-thoughts @velvetzybanshee @texmexdarling @wolfpawn @archy3001 @lokilickedme @tilltheendwilliwrite) I knows there's way more and same to you too. 🎄🎉⛄🥂
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CAST YOUR MUTUALS AS MCU
OK LETS GO!
@velvetzybanshee as loki
@artish-calamity as iron man
@randomestfandoms as captain america
@perfectlystiles as the black widow
@butcherofblackwater as the wasp
@margothedestroyerr err as natasha romanoff
@whatcouldgowrong-ohthat as thor
@twinmasks as captain marvel
@witchofinterest as mantis
@iron-parkr as well, peter parker sksksk
@the--queen-of-hell as peggy carter
@villanele as the hulk
i have a lot more mutuals and marvel has even more characters but these are the only ones coming to mind right now also pls don’t hate me if you hate some of these chrcters you were literally casted as ily sjkdlj
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Loki & Frigga
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)
Summary:
This is inspired by Loki’s reaction to seeing Odin die in the deleted alternative scene from Thor Ragnarok. Thanks to @hjbender for the gifs and @the-sun-shining-on-thorki for the heartbreaking thought - imagine his reaction if he had seen Frigga's.
https://delyth88.tumblr.com/post/190697386554/the-sun-shining-on-thorki-hjbender-loki
Originally posted here, I’ve made a few small changes and edits.
@iamanartichoke, I finally wrote something! Also tagging @sparklegemstone and @fandom-and-feminism @projectprotectloki @scintillatingshortgirl19 @piccolaromana @velvetzybanshee @kumikoseph
Writing is not my thing, but I wanted to give it a go. I don’t really know what I’m doing, so any kind advice gladly accepted.
#loki#loki fic#loki fanfic#fanfic#my fic#fic#fanfiction#i admire all you fic writers! writing is hard!#i hope if don't look at this later and think its too awful#brains are weird like that#but i wanted to contribute to this awesome creative community!#and that heartbreaking image wouldn't let me sleep
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Book Club Meetings Masterlist
Here you will find an up to date of previous Meetings. If you are interested in hosting a meeting please dm @imanuglywombat or @jtargaryen18
Artistic License by @cametobuyplums hosted by @imanuglywombat
Everyone Has A Vice, Pine. What Is Yours? by @caffiend-queen hosted by @jtargaryen18
Forces of Nature by @totallynotashieldagent hosted by @chuuulip
Reigning in Hell by @nildespirandum hosted by @caffiend-queen
Beauty in the Blood by @nikki-writes-stuff hosted by @strawberrysoup
Dancing In Your Storm by @fadingcoast hosted by @velvetzybanshee
Die Besessenheit by @imanuglywombat and @sophiria hosted by @searchforanotherway
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