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ithebookhoarder · 3 days
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Do you have any criminal minds fics in progress? I’d love to see more of your work for them :)
A Sweet Surprise (Aaron Hotchner x AFAB!Reader)
A/N: Oh do I? Haha. Well, whilst my inbox of requests is bursting this randomly fell out of my brain, so great timing with this I guess? I promise I will get to the other stories soon people - in the meantime, enjoy xxx
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Warnings: Alcohol, mentions of pregnancy, Aaron being a protective partner
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“Aaron, honey, stop," you giggled, trying and failing to wriggle free from your husband’s wandering hands. "I swear, I am fine. Don’t make me banish you back into the living room. You know Garcia has been dying to get you to play Monopoly and, so help me God, I will tell her you’re dying to be the shoe.“
Aaron’s laugh was infectious and if you weren’t so stressed you’d have melted into him. Instead, your eyes narrowed into a warning glare as he reached for you again. 
“I just think you should let me help you, honey-” he pleaded, falling silent as soon as you heard footsteps approaching the kitchen doorway. You glanced up, watching as your host for the evening, Rossi, appeared, an empty glass of wine in hand. He had clearly come in need of a refill of whatever expensive vintage he had cracked open for your monthly team dinner. 
“Help with what?” he teased, watching as Aaron sheepishly stepped back, as if he was a child caught with his hand in the cookie jar. “Aaron, you may be the boss in the office but in the kitchen? We both know Y/N is the only one I trust to help me cook, so leave her be and come relax in the other room, ok? She clearly has dessert handled.” 
“Thank you, Rossi.” You smirked, pushing Aaron back with a floured covered hand. “I told him I could handle a pie, but you know what he’s like.”
“I’m just offering to help.”
“Which I thank you for, but I got this,” you assured, even if he clearly disagreed. 
“I know, but it’s been a long day, why don’t you let me finish this-”
“Aaron Hotchner, go and sit down. Now.”
Rossi’s eyes widened as he let the bickering continue, waiting until he had finished filling his glass before he decided to weigh in again. He knew the pair of you better than you knew yourselves sometimes and it didn’t take a rocket scientist to work out what was going on here. 
Aaron was protective of those he loved at the best of times, but something was different - and considering you hadn’t touched any of the drinks that had been put in front of you tonight, he had a pretty good idea what.  
“Aaron,” he sighed, placing a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “Come on, come have a drink with me and the team. We both know Y/N is going to be ok. She’ll join us in a minute, or she’ll ask if she needs help.” 
"But-"
"Leave the poor girl alone," Rossi teased, shooting you both a knowing look. “Otherwise, you'll give yourselves away before we even get to dinner.”
Aaron coughed but failed to hide the shock on his face. It was no use either of you trying to deny it, not when your closest friends were also profilers. If anything, you were surprised you two had been able to hide it this long - and it had only been a mere week since you’d first told him the good news. 
“Ah,” he choked, turning slightly red. However, he relaxed as soon as you turned and pressed a kiss against his cheek. He could see you were relieved by the discovery, rather than upset, and that was enough to make him remember who it was he was sharing the news with. 
"Ha! I told youuuuu,” you sang smugly. “And now you owe me $50. I knew you’d be the one to give it away.” 
“Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, sweetheart.”
“Oh, I will.” 
“Well, congratulations to you both,” Rossi said simply, lifting his glass in a silent toast. He then shook Aaron’s hand and reached to pull you into a hug of his own. However, it was he went to let you go that he paused. “And Y/N? If you do need a break, or want me to finish dessert, I can-“
"Oh my god, Rossi! Not you too,” you laughed, rolling your eyes. “Are you going to tell anyone?”  
“Oh, hell no,” he chuckled. “Given your performance tonight, I want to see if you can manage to keep it a secret from the team until dinner, let alone until work on Monday."
"So much for the being the best profilers in the US," you snorted, remembering how it had been Jack who had first worked it out rather than his usually observant father. He'd been the one to spot the pregnancy pamphlets hidden in your purse, after digging to find the candy he knew you always kept in there.
Of course, he'd only reacted with excitement upon learning he was going to be a big brother - leading to him bursting into the house, asking when he'd get to play with his new sibling... yeah, you'd thought Aaron was about to pass out he went so white.
“Hey, now. In my defence,” Aaron protested, “you're not showing yet."
"So my weird ass craving requests didn't tip you off?"
"Honey, you eat so much weird shit normally... Like, so much. Even Jack wouldn't eat half the stuff you do."
Well, he had you there. "... You still owe me $50."
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deepdarkvelvet · 17 days
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started criminal minds purely for spencer reid and ended up unexpectedly giggling and kicking my feet at every scene of aaron hotchner
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secretly-tumb1r · 16 days
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Roadtrip - hotch x reader part 2
part one
summary: when hotch finally sheds his stubbornness, he decides to drive back to Quantico from New York, in an attempt to rest his punctured eardrum. You couldn’t leave him without company, so you join him.
warnings: 18+ MDNI, age gap (hotch in his late 40s reader in her late 20s), unprotected sex (p in v) oral (fem receiving), no mentions of haley
a/u: thank you guys so much for the support on the first part of this, you’re all so so sweet💞 i truly hope you enjoy this part too💞 xoxo
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You’ve kissed people before, but never like Aaron. It was almost like you had been starved of his taste, and him of yours. The kiss was so rough and angry, angry at the fact you didn’t do this earlier. If you knew it would be this good, you would’ve jumped his bones the minute you saw him.
There was no doubt he was more experienced than you, he was a lot older too, but right now, you were both just as starved and as messy and impatient as the other.
The kiss was so impactful, you could feel your arousal start to pool in your panties. Looking for any sort of relief, you start grinding on his crotch, giving you easy access to it since you were straddling him while he was laying down. You could feel him get harder by the second and that only made you moan in his mouth.
He gently bit your lower lip as he moved down to kiss your jawline and lower to your neck, finding that sweet spot that made you arch your back and drop your jaw in a silent moan.
His lips explored your body as they reached your covered breasts. Big hands cupped both your tits as both index and thumb fingers pinched and rolled your nipples.
“fuck a-aaron”
“i know baby i know”
“please please” you were a moaning mess above him. He flipped you on your back so now he was on top of you, a coy smirk plastered on his face.
“what is it baby hm? cmon use your words sweetie”
the pet names made you wetter (if that was even possible) you needed him now.
“please f-fuck me aaron”
he chuckled deeply, laughing at how desperate you were. His hands moved down from your breasts to your lower stomach. He lowered himself on the bed on his stomach as he began to kiss your inner thighs.
“awh poor baby” he rubbed a finger on your clothed cunt, arousal seeping through it. “so wet” he looks mesmerised by your glossy panties. “all this for me huh baby?” you shook your head frantically and moaned, giving him the answer he wanted.
“don’t worry sweetie i’ll make it better” his big fingers hooked around the hem of your panties as he ripped them off in a sudden movement, the cool air hitting your weeping cunt, making you clench around nothing.
He pecked your swollen clit, and looked up in your eyes to see your reaction. Your head was thrown back, your hair messy. A bead of sweat rolled down your forehead, your body already so hot even thought nothing had happened yet.
He ran his tongue up and down your slit, gaining a hiss from your throat. He groaned. “fuck honey, you taste amazing” He started flicking his tongue up and down, he was a starved man and this was his last mean. Suddenly he put his finger up to your lips “suck” you gladly took it in and swirled your tongue around the tip of his finger, he let out a shaky breath as your spit coated his finger. He took it out your mouth with a ‘pop’ and teased your entrance.
Just as you were about to complain he he inserted his finger in your cunt, knuckles deep. His fingers were far bigger from yours giving you a pleasure you were never able to give yourself.
“you think you can take another one baby?” you nodded frantically and a low chuckle escaped him. He stretched you open when he added another finger, pleasure building deep inside your stomach.
His head lowered to suck on your clit, his touch was addictive. “fuck- ‘m close!” he started to pump his fingers faster as he looked up at you making eye contact. He looked too pretty between your legs, hair messed up and nose up aganist your pelvic bone. You could come just at the sight. Your hand flew to his hair as you started grinding on his face. Suddenly you felt it. You let go all over his face.
When he came up, his face looked delicious soaked in your arousal. He licked his lips and fingers clean as he kissed you deeply, allowing you to taste yourself, “please aaron need you inside” you managed to croak out between kisses.
Your hands flew to his pants button, undoing it quickly. “someone’s eager” he laughed and you could only moan.
You could see his bulge through his boxers, he looked so big.
Your mouth watered at the sight as you pulled down his boxers, his cock springing out proudly, leaking with pre cum.
“lay down baby” his gentle voice awakened something inside you, and you couldn’t help but do as he said.
His lips found your neck again as he aligned his tip with your entrance making you tense up. “relax honey” his hand started circling your nipple.
He finally thrusted into you, letting you accommodate to his size. He was massive, bigger than anyone else you’ve ever been with.
He started to move, picking out his pace, slow but steady. “aaron- faster please” you pleaded.
“oh you like it rough huh?” he cocked his eyebrow up. He flips you on your stomach pressing his large hand on your lower back to make your back arch.
You were a moaning mess. He rammed his cock in your pussy at an ungodly pace, hitting that spongy spot inside that made you mewl.
Aaron wasn’t the one to come quickly, but your sweet noises accompanied by the noises your sweet pussy was making around his cock was like a symphony, music to his ears.
His hands dug into your hips so hard he was sure it would leave marks. He wanted that. He wanted to mask you as his.
His strong hand moved to your front where he started circling your clit making you moan even louder.
“fu- aaron yes god! i’m gonna c-“ you interrupted yourself with pornographic moans.
“cmon baby let it go, make a mess on my cock.”
that was all you needed. You were sure you’d never had a better orgasm before, your pussy clenched around his cock making him cross the finish line too, you could feel thick spurts of come pairing your walls.
Aaron pulled out mesmerised by the mixture of your cums together. Two of his fingers collected the dripping come and pushing it back inside, groaning loudly. The overstimulation make you whinge.
After Aaron had cleaned you up and made you go to the bathroom (reid had told him about the dangers of utis after sex), you found yourselves cuddled in eachothers arms.
Your soft breathing acting like a sleeping pill for Aaron, and he was sure this was the best nights sleep he’s had in a while.
It became a problem that he tasted you because now he would never let you go.
OH MY GOD GUYS!! this was so hard to write😭 i love reading smut but writing it, not so much!! i gross myself out💔 HOPE YOU LOVED THIS PART please lmk down in the comments I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCHHH💞💞 xoxo
@mrs-ssa-hotch
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forestwaterfalls · 4 months
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“You rubber-stamped the unjustified shooting by Agent Rossi of the man who killed Jason Gideon, giving him a pass for the same crime you expelled Agent Greenaway for ten years ago.”
SPEAK 🗣️ ON 🗣️ IT 🗣️
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elssbethtascioni · 1 year
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Criminal Minds | 15.04 “Saturday”
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alovesongtheywrote · 3 months
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yknow, there's something fun to me about the way reid is tortured with russian roulette in season two, and then a million years later in season eleven, morgan gets tortured the same way. there's some fun and funky symmetry there. they could start a support group.
also, guess who directed that episode of season eleven lmao
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callmerootbxtch · 2 months
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and when tara “i’ve never been big on the whole compartmentalization thing” lewis meets emily “i guess i compartmentalize better than most people” prentiss then what?
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nondivisable · 8 days
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content warning: excited disabled person rambling/light hearted
i've recently started watching criminal minds - and by that i mean i watched 5 seasons in like a week - and i need to talk about season 5 reid
because what do you mean mgg (reid's actor) had a knee injury and needed a cane and they wrote it in? what do you mean they were super nice and normal about it? what does it say that this is honestly one of my favorite disability representation in a show? (excluding shows that are made specifically around disability, which will obviously always be top tier)
there's something so beautiful about seeing a character clearly fitted for the actor, and therefore being realistic. reid uses crutches and a brace for a long time, then switches to a cane, eventually switches to no aids. the mentions to the aids are minimal, only when it would logically come up in conversation. when he uses the cane, he can stand up and kinda walk without it but still in fact has it. everyone ever so casually gathers around him when he's sitting down and he adapts everyday activities as well, with no comment from anyone.
i know this post doesn't make sense and i don't care but i'm just honestly so overfilled with joy at seeing the most casual disability representation, specially considering this season is from 2009 like aaaaaa/positive
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the-corvus-bandit · 7 months
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Emily Prentiss giving compliments to the team in season 6 while she's dealing with (hiding) the Ian Doyle thing makes me cry. It's like she's saying goodbye, she wants them to know how much she cares about them
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nope-secret · 5 months
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Honestly? I miss watching stuff on the TV and waiting for the ad-break to end. Hearing the sentences "Wake up, Derek, it's time to die" simply doesn't scare you enough, if you don't have to wait another 15min to see if he does or doesn't
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missmitchieg · 1 year
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45780 · 7 months
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Pray for Matthew Gray Gubler.
I would say that there is nothing wrong with him but with the amount of bleach I'd wash my mouth out with if I was him he's probably gonna have problems.
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Poor boy. He didn't sign up for making out a pile of shit.
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wolfdamnit · 8 months
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First of all....this show does not let you in easy 😂 immediate shit going down
A character already has PTSD
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ally-drabbles · 1 year
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why are all men in checked shirts?
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was this some kind of mean girl thing? On delivering the profile day we wear checks?
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katyobsesses · 2 months
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everyone is being so mean to Reid in s5 it makes me sad
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pissbabysupreme · 1 year
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Man it does really suck that no matter what you watch or listen or whatever the chance of hearing anti Romani slurs is always high
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