#we aint rocking with em

[muffinsin]

Hello my FAVORITE child, your Mother stopping by to drop a HC request if ya don't mind humoring me. I give you free reign with the maidens.... they are replaceable . But my vases and flowers are off limits still. You still do no wrong and are so perfect, smart and intelligent.

Also make sure u drain the blood the way Alci showed with the maidens. Now to my ask...... *unfolds a long ass piece of parchment paper and puts on my glasses*

Ok so hear me out. You know my HC on Feral Cass after her Cadou implant. Like babygirl is dumb ass rocks. She cant speak, talk, read, write, like nothing. Her whole brain gets wiped from something going wrong w her Cadou. She ask like a legit animal, like growling and snarls instead of words. U know feral feral.

SO like I would LOVE to hear your HC's on what Feral Cass would be like if she is like on a hunt and finds a pregnant women in the woods. For some reason or the other the women is lost from the village cuz preggo brain. Like she can smell that the women is with child and gets maybe curious about just what that means. *dumb ass rocks Cass but still has those baser instincts to know that this isn't normal prey* And maybe Cass like ends up protecting the women from an attack *cuz u know those woods aint never safe* so she is even more confused on why she did that. Why protect this "bloated "human ? Its just a human... right? She kills humans just to kill, what was different about this one type.

OK I go now... I ramble. BYYYEEEEE MY FAVORTIE CHILD!!!!!!

Hello, Mother @darkittensniper ! I suppose the vases and flowers being off limits is acceptable aims hatchets at the windows Being right and correct and all😌🙌 Dw, I know how to drain em >:)

Nooooow, abso-freaking-lutely! We love sum feral Cassie in this house🙌

Let’s get into it :)!

Masterlists

Noises, smells, visuals, everywhere. Cassandra loves and hates it at the same time

Her head jerks, from left to right, up and down. Her eyes wide, her lips parted enough to allow a glimpse of sharp, white canines dripping blood

Every little sound has her attention

Every little movement has her twitch and glance in the direction

Every scent makes her growl quietly

A hunt- a good hunt, this one will be. Certainly

If only she could settle on a prey. There is simply so much to choose from, she’s foaming at the mouth and growling in excitement already

Birds, boars, rabbits, villagers and hunters, Lycans and bears, even a varcolac!

She turns her head to the right, so fast it feels as though her neck is snapping

Cassandra snarls at the sensation, and for a moment it’s enough to drown out the noise she has just heard

Ah, but it returns. Panting

Yes, unmistakably

Female. Exhausted. Panicking. Crying

Cassandra’s eyes flash dangerously for a moment

She snarls for a mere moment again, her claw-like nails digging sharply into the handles of her daggers. For a second she considers dropping them, before the memory of the special engravings on its handle remind her not to do so

Then, a smirk appears on her face when she catches the direction of the strange scent

She is ready to hunt

She runs fast, uncaring and unaware of her dress getting stuck on twigs and thorns and ripping free again seconds after

Often, it nearly makes her trip. She pays it no mind, only keeps running

She can’t think, can’t talk, can’t do a thing but follow the noise and follow her basic instinct to discover, claim, and kill

The closer the gets, the more feral she seems to become

Her mouth waters at the loud heartbeat she hears, her eyes widen at the overwhelming scent that hits her

Suddenly she stops in her tracks, so sudden it’s as if she’s run into an invisible wall

She snarls, then whimpers, as though in confusion

Certainly, this scent is different than a normal one

Hunger and brutality is met with curiosity

As her legs come to a final halt and she stalks quietly, she finds her prey

She moves under twigs and through bushes, quietly snarking and smacking them away with the sharp sides of the daggers

Her lips curl upwards when she finds her prey again, this time being granted a closer look

Panting, crying, hissing and groaning, clutching her bloated stomach. Poor thing. Not that Cassandra understands

A woman. This much is clear

You’re unaware of the feral, beast-like brunette watching you from among the trees

You don’t hear her growl, her snarl of frustration when she can’t figure out what’s different about you

You don’t care, either, though

Not when all your attention is pulled to your foot and the harsh metal spikes piercing it

The flesh of your ankle is swollen and red, pulsing and radiating heat. You cry out and pant to yourself as you attempt to work on the sharp metallic teeth

A bear trap

Cassandra catches wind of this, too

Her lips are all too dry, and as her tongue darts out to lick them, her eyes flash to the blood covering your ankle

Hunger takes over her again, and as she inhales sharply, a small, excited squeak passes her lips

Her head jerks sideways again when a roar is heard, loud enough to cover her hiss and growls of displeasure and loud enough for even you to hear

A bear

She feels excited again, her bloodlust returning wholly, among something else

She needs to slay this beast

She practically tastes your panic in the air as the sound rings out and scares nearby birds

Is she about to watch the bear devour you? It doesn’t seem so

With a mind too clouded, the feral brunette can’t even entertain the idea of it

Instead, she swarms fast, the tip of her dagger grazing your shoulder as she stands in front of you

Protectively, even

She bares her teeth at the large animal coming from among the twigs and bushes, her own, sharp canines on display, blood and drool forming at her mouth

The beast stares for a moment, as though to think this over

Both are locked into a staring match, neither advert their eyes, neither moving at all

She takes in the black fur, the brown eyes, the mouth pulled to form a snarl similar to hers

Sharp teeth, perhaps even sharper claws on the animal’s paws

She practically vibrates with excitement, her flies buzzing both excitedly and aggressively

After a few seconds, she can’t stand the anticipation any longer

She charges, a growl and snarl coming from her

Yet, in her dizzying bloodlust and excitement, she is once again too fast and little strategic

As the bear moves sideways, Cassandra hisses. She slams against one of the trees, the wood hard against her shoulder

She snarls angrily, her body turning back to the bear running at her. It too is ready to charge now

She rips herself from the tree, her daggers slicing harshly into the bear’s massive neck

As blood spills and slaps her in the face, she laughs, the sound almost high pitched in excitement, the most human one she has been able to make so far

Clearly, she is enjoying herself

You watch in awe as she fights the beast, the show temporarily distracting you from the aching and biting pain of your ankle

The bear falls fast, a loud roar the last sound coming from it when daggers and teeth dig into its neck and rip brutally

A quick death, albeit a bloody one. You wonder if yours will be the same

The brunette hasn’t yet turned her attention back to you

She’s studying the body, sniffing and prodding, cutting and licking the blood off the blades, uncaring when she accidentally makes a cut at her own tongue or lip

You watch her, elegant, yet not elegant at all at the same time…her movements are fast and animalistic, feral

She snaps her head when she hears something, sniffs and tilts her head to examine the corpse

And yet, the way she holds her daggers, the way her back is just slightly arched as she has a look…she has something regal about her, a mere trace of elegance deep within

You turn your attention back to the bear trap

When you attempt to grasp one of the metallic claws and tug the trap open, you nearly scream in pain. It doesn’t budge, and you can’t see it properly with your stomach disallowing you to sit up as you’d like to

You bite down on your lip harshly, so that only a whimper comes from you, and gently stroke over your stomach to calm yourself

You remember what you have been told. To stay calm. To avoid stress. Well, that’s working out well for you…

Yet, you don’t realise that your pained whimper immediately has her head snap back to you

She’s back at you in an instant, her eyes following you when you flinch backwards

She feels- confused

Why did she save you?

Cassandra hovers over you, the blood at her face immediately catching your attention

Yet, with your leg stuck, you can’t even pull away as she climbs over you, the slightly torn parts of her dress almost ticklish against your trapped leg

You watch her face lower to your stomach, her expression almost confused

Cassandra snarls for a moment. No response comes from you or your stomach

Why is it like that? Why do you smell so odd?

She catches the scent, yours, and your blood. And another. A light one. Coming from your stomach

You tense as she inhales, her cheek brushing against your covered stomach

Cassandra only grows more curious. Uncaring about you, she sinks her teeth into the fabric of your shirt and pulls it up

Yet, when she doesn’t find a human curled against you like expected, but a large stomach only, she jumps back in surprise

Had it not been for the quick beat of your heart and the painful ache of your leg, you might’ve laughed at the strange view of this woman being startled by your stomach

However, she is quick to approach you again

With her head tilted sideways, she eyes you curiously

You realise- she isn’t going to hurt you. Nor is she going to hurt your unborn baby

Instead, she keeps sniffing about, eyes wide, fingers poking and prodding as though to confirm it’s your skin

When you attempt to sit up, you scream, having momentarily forgotten about the bear trap

Her eyes flash and widen, and for a mere moment the beautiful gold in them catches you off guard

You watch her move down your body, sniffing and inspecting you, as though checking for more wounds

Then, she is right at the beartrap

She grabs it, and with a firm yank, it comes loose

You scream, and for a moment, clutch your stomach tightly

Confusion sets in when Cassandra copies the action, her bloodied hands on top of you too

She seems unsure of her own actions, as though they’re driven purely by instinct, rather than actual thought and consideration

She watches you for a few more moments, before leaning close to your stomach again

You gasp in surprise when she suddenly smears her face against you, her bloodied cheek rubbing against you

Affectionately, almost

She growls as she repeats the action, again, and again

At last, she faces you again

Her head tilts. She takes you in, you realize. She is curious about you

“I’m from-the village”, you clarify for her. You wonder whether she can even understand you

She certainly looks human

“I got lost”, you admit, your voice raspy from screaming and crying

You don’t dare look down at your injured leg, instead keep your eyes fixated on her golden ones

She whines and snarls for a moment, then seems to come up with whatever she has been trying to think of

You shriek in surprise when her arms wrap around you and you’re lifted off the dirty ground

With certainty, she begins to walk, seemingly bringing you deeper into the forest

#cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #darkittensniper #im the favorite

[maskyartist]

AND BAM WE GOT REFS :D now i can draw silly angsty comics with em! hopefully, i aint a comic person but i desire,,,,i yearn,,,,,

more info on the EobE!AU here :D

edit: Forgot to say, the idea of using golf tee's as needles/hairpins is inspired from @heartfall-syndrome's fantastic Vengeance AU! give em a look their art is like rock candy so crunchy so delicious :)

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #trolls clay #trolls viva #eat or be eaten au #mostly did lil edits on clay but i still wanted em together #do not separate :) #viva often comes and goes from the village to assist on missions to hunt bugs and small wild animals to bring back #so clay is still left in charge of the more serious business parts of things #but he loves to try new cuts of meat and figure out fun ways to cook em to keep things fresh for the Putt Putts #they're a duo! a team! totally not codependent :) #btw for anyone curious- #yes this still involves Band Together #they arrive at the Hole in Fun and its all bright and pretty and flashy #and walk in to be greeted by Trolls wandering around freely #and Viva is the first person to greet them as queen! its her job to invite in guests! :D #she jokes that she thought they were bergens and laughs about it before showin em around! #Clay pops up to ask Viva about dinner preparations only to be like 'BABY BRANCH!!' #difference here in the reunions is that Clay looks at JD and actually smiles at him #'John' he smiles all silly 'You got REALLY old REALLY fast' #alright alright gotta make content for this one for SURE i have a lot of thoughts

[romanoffprentiss]

Next Thing you Know 

 Me hating country  and most of my fics based on country songs 

You swear you’re staying single next thing you know

You meet a girl at a bar next thing you know

You get her laughing 

Its 2 am

Emily joined the BAU with the goal of staying single. She had been burned one to many times and the effort wasn’t worth the heartache. That was what she said to JJ one night at a girls night. Like a sign from above you walked into the BAU and changed her world. She had tried to stay professional, but after a night at Penelope’s she decided your laugh was the best thing in the world. That night she kissed you on your car door and your smile was present for weeks after.

:read more:

Then you tell your buddies 

3 months in

She aint moving in

Derek heard about the kiss from Penelope who heard it from JJ who heard it from Spencer who you told. Derek walked over to Emily’s Desk with a pep in his step,

“So y/n?” He grins and Emily sighs looking up at him,

“What are you talking about?” She raises an eyebrow and he smirks,

“Why don’t we recreate what you two did at baby girls place” he teased and Emily hit him with a file,

“Its not like that” she defended and Derek rolled his eyes,

“mhm, Penelope told me you’d be considered a ‘u-haul lesbian’?” He quoted and Emily laughed,

“She is not moving in !”

But next thing you know

There’s a U-haul trailer 

Next thing you know

Your old apartment 

Is y’alls new place 

There goes the carpet 

But the deer head stays

Derek wouldn’t let it go as he helped unload boxes into Emilys apartment.

“Remember a couple months ago?” He began and Emily threw a stuffed animal at him,

“Em ! Watch out !” You playfully scold as you pick up the stuffed toy and kiss her cheek leaving Emily apologizing and leaning in for a kiss and chasing after your lips when you pull away,

“You’re so whipped” Derek continued his teasing, this time Penelope walks over,

“Leave the love birds alone Derek! They’re so sweet” she cooed and you both blush at the comment.

That next day you got to work re arranging the living room,

“Woah what’s wrong with it?” Emily pouts seeing you put the carpet in the donate pile,

“This one I ordered will fit with the space better” you say and she sighs,

“Well then my emo rock collection stays” she says and you laugh,

“As long as you do the same hair and eyeliner” you tease walking over to her and wrapping your arms around her waist kissing her cheek,

“I can’t believe Garcia showed you that” Emily groans hiding her face in your neck leaving kisses up and down,

“It was actually Spencer” you whisper and Emily gasps,

“Im gonna kill him” 

Next thing you know 

You’re Savin money like never before (just to)

Spend it all at a jewelry store (gettin)

Emily had been comfortable all her life, which is why she spared no expense picking out your ring. She spent multiple nights in JJ’s office going over rings and sizes,

“This one is perfect” she says pulling up the most beautiful ring she’s seen in days,

“She’s going to love it” JJ says and smiles trying to ignore the hefty price tag.

Down on one knee on her mama’s porch

Just pray she don’t say no

The dinner was amazing. Conversation flowed freely and Emily looked like a lovesick puppy the whole time. After she pays she grabs your hand and leads you down a path,

“Emily  considering what we do for a living this is the worst idea ever” you joke as she leads you down the wooded dark path,

“It’ll be worth it, plus I have my gun” she replies and you giggle as an opening reveals with rose petals and candles,

Emily leads you to the middle and you notice Penelope and JJ standing off to the side with cameras,

“Em?” you turn to face her but look down seeing her on one knee noticing a ring box in her hands,

“Y/n Ive loved you from the moment you walked into the BAU I thought I would never fall in love and the-“ she’s cut off as you almost take her down hugging her. She laughs and you kiss her all over her face,

“Yes yes yes ! A million times yes” you say and she kisses you deeply. Once releasing she puts the ring on your finger,

“I got it !” JJ shouts walking over with the camera with a proud smile as she congratulates you two. 

Next thing you know

Your best man gives a half drunk speech (and you’re)

Sunburnt on a honeymoon beach (and your)

Left hand’s getting used to that ring 

There the next two three or years go

Emily sat next to you at the bridal party table, JJ to your left and Emily to your right. Once Derek stood up you knew it would be trouble, you give a look to Emily who shrugs and kisses you gently which gets rid of any fear of Derek’s speech,

“Emily Prentiss, or should I say my princess” Derek begins,

“I met you on your first day on the BAU and woo, at first I thought I could have a chance with you” You raised an eyebrow and Derek looked at you,

“Don’t worry mama she’s all yours, I knew once y/n walked in that Emily was gone, miss. commitment issues Prentiss, miss. I don’t need anyone Prentiss, had met her match, and she tried in the beginning to ignore it, but y/n has that effect on people, to squeeze her way into your heart even if every defense tells you to avoid her, even when she’s enabling Reid to go on his long rambles, and can convince you to drink way more then you should on a work night” the crowd laughs and you squeeze Emilys hand and see her staring at you lovingly,

“I mean look at them, can’t take their eyes off of each other for 5 seconds” Derek teases and you chuckle as Emily leans in for a kiss.

The next week is spent blissfully on a beach. You sip your drink and watch as Emily gets out of the pool, you didn’t think someone could make it look so sexy but here she was. She walked over drenched and stands over you. You lower your sunglasses as she leans down for a kiss,

“Hi baby” you say and she grins,

“Hello mrs.Prentiss” she grins and gets on top of you,

“Emily ! You’re soaked !” You shriek but can’t help but laugh,

“You said till death do us part” she jokes and you kiss her again,

“Death will come soon for us with hypothermia” you joke and she laughs. It’s your favorite sound, you’re amazed you can spend the rest of your life making her laugh like that. 

Next thing you know

Y’all weren’t really trying next thing you know 

There’s a test on the counter next thing you know 

She’s standing there crying nodding her head yes 

You’re half excited half scared to death (cause)

After almost a year of treatments and tests and needles you were ready to give up. It broke Emily’s heart to see you so upset over it, one last attempt you had both agreed that after that, you couldn’t handle another negative. Emily came home from a brunch with her mother and frowned when she couldn’t find you in the living room, the kitchen, or the bedroom. She walked over to the bathroom door and knocked gently,

“Y/n?” She asked and you sniffle opening the door for her,

“Honey what’s wrong?” She asks and hugs you. You cry into her shoulder as her eyes meet the stick laying on the counter,

“Is that?” She pauses not believing it as she holds up the stick seeing the two lines. She gasps and looks over as you nod and she picks you up hugging you tightly. It all hits her that there is a baby now. It’s no longer a hypothetical but a reality. Someone she will be in charge of and have to make sure she raises them properly. 

Next thing you know 

You’re wearing scrubs and a funny white hat (and the)

Doctor’s saying how you doin there Mom (and)

Nobody’s ever called you that (and)

You take the drive home slow

Standing in the OR, Emily did not picture this. You’re on the table, the meds have definitely kicked in and you smile up at her,

“You look so funny baby” you say and she chuckles wiping the tears from her eyes,

“Anything to be here with you” she says kissing your head. She doesn’t look over the curtain until you make a look of discomfort,

“You’re doing so well” she whispers in your head and stands up to see. A gasp is let out as she sees the baby be lifted up and a screeching cry fills the room,

“Is she okay?” You ask and Emily nods eagerly,

“She’s beautiful y/n” she says and the doctor rests the baby by your head. Emily lets out a sob as you hold the baby for the first time,

“You doing okay there mom?” Rossi asks as Emily spaced out for a minute as the team each take turns holding the baby,

“Yeah just soaking it all in” she says and is off again in her own world as it hits her that she’s a mother now. She would do anything for your little girl. She’s never felt this strong of a love before. 

On the way home you almost complain about how Emily goes 5 under the speed limit,

“She’s okay em” you encourage sitting in the back seat as Nadia holds your finger in her sleep.

Next thing you know 

Its first steps, first dates, first car (it’s)

11:01 wondering where they are

Then you’re saying USC’s too far

Its amazing how fast 17 years go

Emily sighed leaning back in her desk chair. It was a long night of paperwork, she thought back to the days that it didn’t matter if she stayed late but now she had you and Nadia waiting on her. She longed to see you both, you had left earlier, finishing your report early to be able to pick up Nadia. The lights were dim and everyone but her and Hotch were left. The door to the Bullpen open and she hears and squeal and some footsteps,

“What are you guys doing here?” Emily said turning around to see you both standing,

“We missed our mama, didn’t we?” You coo at Nadia who reaches out,

“Mama” she says and you put her down on the floor holding her hands to guide her to walk over, she had been teasing walking for a while but still needed something to hold onto,

Until suddenly she let go of your hands and took three steps right into Emily’s arms,

“Oh my god ! Oh my god ! you did it baby !” Emily smiled lifting Nadia up into the air and kissing her cheeks as Nadia clapped.

That felt like just yesterday. Emily looked into Nadia’s room as you helped her apply her lipstick. It was prom and you did not waste a second making sure it would be perfect for Nadia. Emily never got to go to prom herself and was glad to see how excited Nadia was. She was glad that you both raised her to be able to enjoy normal teenage things,

“Isn’t she a little too young for all this?” Emily asked and you rolled your eyes,

“She’s 17 its completely appropriate” you say and Emily chuckles. Nadia looks up at Emily and smiles,

“How do I look?” She asked and Emily smiled,

“Gorgeous like always” she kissed Nadias hair as the doorbell rang,

“Ill get it” Nadia shoots up but you hold her back,

“Let mama make him sweat a little” you chuckle as Nadia looks mortified as Emily answers the door,

“Hello mrs.Prentiss, is Nadia almost ready?” The boy asks and Emily notes he’s dressed up and holding a bouquet of flowers,

“You make it really hard to play bad cop Henry” Emily teased and let him in. Nadia and you walk down the stairs and Henry smiles,

“You look amazing” he lets out and hands her flowers, she giggles and they go to leave,

“Wait wait ! I need pictures !” You say grabbing the camera, and Nadia lets out a groan. You blink away tears as they pose,

“I can’t believe you guys are all grown up” you wipe a tear and Emily puts her arm around you,

“You guys get out of here before the waterworks, have her back by 11 mister” she points at Henry who nods quickly, 

“Yes ma’am” he says. You both watch as they share smiles and Henry opens her car door for her,

“Those smiles are dangerous” Emily points out and you chuckle,

“Let them be teens” you say and send JJ the pictures.

“Babe come to bed” you say from the staircase as Emily sits in the kitchen,

“She should be home by now” Emily says and you frown,

“did you call her?” You ask walking over and wrapping your arms around her shoulder’s kissing her cheek,

“No but we agreed 11” she huffs and you grab your phone and see Nadia sent a text saying the movie got out late and she was on her way home now,

“See no need to worry” you try to reassure her but she doesn’t budge. She waits for Nadia to come home and once she’s inside and the house is locked up you walk past the hall to see Emily tucking Nadia in. You stand in the doorway as Emily kisses her forehead,

“I know USC is exciting and you want to get away but maybe a school in the same state? Or timezone? I don’t think I can handle worrying about you while you’re all the way on the other side of the country” Emily says and Nadia chuckles,

“You worry too much mama” Nadia replied and Emily shook her head,

“Its my job, I just want you to be safe and happy, and if USC is it, then ill be right there, but me and mom need at least weekly calls to keep us sane, otherwise ill steal the jet and fly over myself” Emily says and Nadia nods,

“I love you mama” she says and hugs Emily,

“Love you too bug” Emily says. 

Next thing you know

You get to know your wife again (and you’re)

More in love then you’ve ever been (with a)

Lot of years of remember when’s

And still some down the road

Emily thought that the house would be quiet. Coming home after getting Nadia settled. She was proven wrong. She missed Nadia dearly but part of her loved this new phase. Waking up to breakfast in bed, dancing around the living room, baking, watching tv, anything was way better doing it together.

Retirement felt amazing, Emily worried that she would miss the action, and maybe occasionally she did, but standing behind you in the kitchen while you guys tried to make homemade cookies, she knew that she never wanted to leave this life you two have built. 

Cause next thing you know

You got a yard full of your kid's kids and ya

Take 'em to church, teach 'em to fish, and ya

Tell 'em stories every chance you get

About how fast this life down here can go

After Emily’s mother passed, she inherited her fathers old cabin. You two quickly moved in and settled into an outdoors lifestyle. She was brought back to summers spent here with her father so many years ago. She walked out onto the porch and watched as Henry chased a little Charlie around who’s giggles were infectious, she walked over to where Will, JJ, Nadia, and yourself were chatting at the table. Henry soon walks over with Charlie on his shoulders,

“Grandma can we go fishing now?” Charlie asked and Emily smiled, though originally she hated the grandma title, feeling too old, Charlie, just like his mom, had Emily wrapped around his finger,

“Of course bud lets grab our things” she said and they walked into the shed. You smile watching the two,

“He looks just like you Nadia” you comment taking a sip of your cup,

“Reminds me when Elizabeth tried to come camping with us that one year” you reminisce and Nadia lets out a laugh,

“She had pantsuits on to go for a hike” Nadia remembers and you both laugh. Emily leads Charlie to the lake and smiles as she helps him with his rod,

“You know I used to fish with my dad when I was your age, in this very spot” Emily tells the boy and he squints looking up at her,

“You were my age?” He asked and she laughed nodding,

“Long long ago, one day you can take your own kids fishing and tell this story” Emily says and the moment is interrupted by a pull on the line and Emily helps him reel in the fish. Charlies face lit up as Henry ran over with his camera to take a picture of the moment. After putting the fish back and sitting around the fireplace that night. Emily put her arm around you,

“I think we did alright” she says softly and you look up at her,

“I wouldn’t change a thing” you agree and kiss her gently, still managing to give her the butterflies you did that first night at Garcia’s apartment. 

#emily prentiss x reader #emily prentiss #criminal minds #imagine #cm

[hawkinsfirecracker]

hi random daydreamer here, in my stranger things face and-

can we please talk about steve with a reader diagnosed with apd? if you dont know what it is then its called an auditory processing disorder where you can hear but your brain aint listening. you have a hard time processing shit said to you. yeah, we need more of it.

first of all; yes, he's the most boyfriend to ever boyfriend and im certainly sure this man will repeat every word he says to you again and again as long as you ask him to. you have a hard time understanding what he said because the tv was on? he'll repeat himself in the most loving way possibly. you get overwhelmed because a lot of people are talking to you at once? he will tell them to shut up and speak one at a time because his poor baby didnt get all that. you misheard something? dont worry, he'll kiss your cheek and correct it so softly because goddAMN IT he doesnt wanna make you feel stupid.

will. get. angry. at. people. who. mock. you! can we all agree this man is protective as shit? he's the sweetest! he wont stand if someone is talking bad shit about his girl, he wont! he'll march over there and will sock him in the jaw if needed. given you wont pull him away immediately.

knows you have a hard time remembering instructions mainly because its hard to keep track and listen to all of them at once so steve goes and writes them down for ya and puts em on the fridge with tiny little cute magnets and even cuter hearts and stars for you always signed with 'love you -steve :)'

will be the most understand son of a bitch youll know. he'll list down the stuff you hate or irks you and will help you out with it. he'll even repeat whatever the movie/tv/person said to you because he just wants to help you out and never leave you out of things, especially if they are your interests. you crying about how much you hate it? he'll kiss your forehead and those tear stained cheeks and rock you goodnight while telling you that its okay and its out of your control. he'll do anything, anything, to make you feel secure with yourself.

#i wrote this out of sheer anger because i have apd and its shit!!! #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington #joe keery #steve harrington x apd!reader #apd #auditory processing disorder #steve harrington/you #steve harrington x you #x reader #x apd!reader

[serpulalacrymans]

okay daddy so what's up w forest livin?? rnt u like...... dunno, bored there? there r like... trees n what... bears? what do u do there 4 funnn????🤔🤔

Har.. We really keeping that whole daddy bit? I wont stop ya. Yer grown, you can make your own decisions by now. Its a simple life.

I like tcollect natural treasures I find round my property. Not a lot of em mind you, I aint the prying type, but I enjoy the occasional skull er pretty rock. Im also a fan of target practice. Like to strengthen my abilities every now and again by headin out and placing targets. Its also a real treat getting to slide down a lil hill outback my cabin! I dont needa go there often, but when I do, I just snowboard down. Messies my marsh boots up, but whats a little elbow grease?

[whilomm]

🎶✨ when u get this u have (the option) to put 5 songs u actually listen to. then send this ask or tag 10 of your friends/followers/just some guys you feel like if you feel like✨🎶

okay fine both @vanadiumbean and @deneviere tagged me uhhhh fuck what do i Listen To lets see

Hard Travelin' Hootenanny- Orig by Woody Gutherie, been listening to the recording from the "til we outnumber em" album feat like everyone.

this ones from a cd that I didnt read well enough and thought was woody, but its actually a live tribute concert w a lotta musicians covering his stuff (bruce springsteen, annie defranco, rambling jack elliot, etc) and it rocks. first track is a cover where everyone in the concert takes a bit of the "hard ramblin". i need to listen to more folk lmao. Turns out i dont love woodys own recordings (his voice just aint for me!) but i LOVE his songs as theyre covered

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet- Fall Out Boy

i have a legal right to be cringe and for that im choosing the fall out boy double cuck song. fucking sue me. but only after you listen to patrick stumps dulcet cuckception. BE GLAD IM NOT MAKING THIS ENTIRE LIST FALL OUT BOY I CAN BE 10X MORE CRINGE THAN THIS. not my fave fob song (that would probs be either legendary or pavlov), but its good.

Rowboat- Johnny Cash, original by Beck

ill be HOME...with the gasoline. youll be STOOOONNNEED, youll be far away

I was surprised to learn not only was this not originally by cash, the original by beck was already a country song! the story behind it is kinda fun (he wrote it in like 5 minutes on the way to the studio just bc he wanted to record SOMETHING with a steel guitar player he saw) and in the vid beck gets kinda emotional hearing cash complement him, its kinda sweet.

Mama- My Chemical Romance

the song that got me into MCR. I don't sing along at concerts usually, but i was fucking belting this one when i saw them. its a difficult choice but this is probs my fave MCR song. listen i know everyone loves black parade but i confess i sometimes skip it when im not in the mood. mama though? never fucking skip.

Some Kind Of Nature- gorillaz

this is one of those one songs i kinda hated the first time i heard it, the creaky ass voice of lou reed and the switch offs between gentle and kinda goofy beats. but after a couple of listens i think something inside me changed mentally. the beep boops shoot straight to my heart. that one "scream". all we are.... is stars

if anyone gives it a listen and they hate it too like. give it a bit then listen again. see if it does something to You too.

....anyway this was fucking hard. do yall know how many more songs i wanted to put here. goddamn.

uhhh semi random tagging bc i forget literally everyone just. scrolling my followers list for names, idk @the-fearful-one @the-interabang @ahmallama @c3rvida3 @unclekow @al-ghoul @sassybitchymouse @voidilite-singularis god i need to clear out the pornbots again theres so many here @queennannygoat @fattpikachuu

ignore the tag if yall feel like it, i aint yalls boss

#buzzy #fine i DID IT #this took my entire lunch break #tag games

[fa7hom]

Eclipse 🌘

Silent sad cinematic NF x illenium type

An eclipse hit the moon

due to using its light

Blind to roam

Which brought a new mood

Harmonically tuned

Blind in a world

with such beautiful views

The opitomy of misuse

told em all you have to do

Is look in the mirror

Wipe off the dew

See with your eyes

cleary,

the truth became

burned and miscrewed

Lies will kill youth

Always Remind yourself

dreams are made vividly

Real with patience too

knowing what evil will try

beyond lurking the streets

swamps and in the sea

evening odds enough

invited along itself

Tryna take the wheel of the ride

Down the highway to hell

The devils like a brother

That put me up for sale

Gave the buyer a deal

so tired , unreal

broken sleep, it tells

Now the rooms been filled

By Witchy smells

Wondering if I’m under a curse

Kinda Hard to tell

When Some Days are better than worse

Maybe If it rains they’ll melt

Sometimes Its perfume

or a Prada purse

New

at the mall

In news or blogs

Don’t Believe everything they tell

see past the fog?

Ivory white

the fangs of a tiger

After claiming a life

Climbing higher

With every breath it sighs

Chest Tighter

There’s no need for a light

A fire always burns inside

keeping me on

warm and alive

Pray to the stars

Right or Wrong

That shoot the skies

communicating fine

Angelic songs

Peeking through the blinds

Spiritually Kind

Two Becoming fluently one

a relic from history

in our own language

its yours and mine

They wont understand

Love defies all mystery

Barriers broken by

letters and numbers

typically

Opposites alike

It’s nice to know

how now

You’re not buried alive

Loyally inside

True Love aint said

it’s been shown in my lines

Can only say those words

To anyone who takes me home

always Reminding me

why I’m alive born alone

searching

That’s not a place we can go

But a moment that’s set

in cement like stone

Stagnantly torn

Worse than weapons thrown

through flesh

Ripping apart the soul

Watching Growth

is a miracle art

If it’s own

Perfect unknown

Life is all hard

Perseverance knows

Gotta Stay Persistent

In times like ours it shows

Mud grew flowers

alone

Worlds away

with each other,

Together,

Couldnt bear it apart

Dependably hard

High and Low

Hearts beat

they stop

a rhythm of awe

Chasing what’s not

Practicing Perfect

Making it far

back from gone

run or walk

Wait till the game

gets hard

Here I warn

This earth it turns

Before it knocks

Breaks down some doors

ties it’s knots

Ready or not

On or off

Prepare for war

Cuts leave scars

Physically Mentally

worn

Perpetually

starts to stop

Some Invite to rob

Making it feel

Being Born to Bloom

Is only a

When really it’s not

Beautiful forever

see me

Soaked in Sadness

Moments go to stop

While in traffic,

watch

Pay attention

Cold or hot

Staying Warm

enough

only last so long

stuck in a pot

Id rather wither here

On real mountain rocks

Out at night

Stay there plastic

too boxed inside

a lawn with spikes

losing sauce

Fenced in

out of sight

Lost over-a legacy

the will to strive

we’re Free

Believe It

we thrive

Don’t you dare

Die there

tryna sleep

With a knife

Go ahead,

you’re right

don’t listen to I

Count those zs

at the very end of the line

Sheeps follow shepherds

Lions lead a whole pride

Dozing into Daylight

Darkside

Devouring

nightmares play fight

While bad dreams

have came alive

Tragically happening

Watch the weeds

Where Leeches retreat

Impossible

pleasing hunger

Outta reach

Holds no seats

Swapping sides

ain’t no G vibe

2 plus 3 5 times

Plus Multiple denials

Ight

Integrity left behind the peace sign

Right next to that 9 .45

Red eyes see green light

Race to finish what’s mine

This Rider for life

a quarter mile

ahead or behind

Plus every single second in time.

Fight

Hold back

Be quiet

Yell and scream louder

Aroun them stay silent.

May not be Superman

blessed and honest

Shadows follow

Once I Saw something demonic

Which defied all logic

I prayed to God with

power to start

the rotation of the planets

With the flick of a finger

Mange imagine

Pretend

Remember

Life was formed

Through strategy

created from static

Something so vividly magic

couldn’t just randomly happen

By accident

It does help me see the power of some faith and a wish.

Behind me

/ Fa7hom

#fathom

[running-in-blind]

I'm fucking pissed and will be putting my rant under this here readmore

I'm in Australia for the first time in 4 years for a wedding and decided to meet up with a group of friends from highschool and well... I found out one of my friends is a fucking transphobe n isnt even trying to hide it. So like we were all just talking about things n the topic of one of everyone's mutual friends who now lives in a different city and how he is now a she. Then one of my mates spoke up n said something along the lines of "it's messed up" and "I won't call him that till he chops his balls off". Now I, as a pre-T trans guy, had to bite my tongue and not rip into this guy for saying this shit in front of me of one of our friends cause I didn't wanna make a huge scene about it, so I basically just said "lets agree to disagree." and just continued to hang out with everyone.

Now heres some details to keep in mind about this whole situation to make things worse:

We had discussed and made plans to meet today (sunday) on thursday. I was getting in contact with everyone who agreed to meet up and this guy was radio silent and I, as someone who likes to keep to somewhat of a schedule due to anxiety n shit, was already aware this guy had the biggest distance to travel (beyond me obviously) to meet up at the agreed location and he had stated that he would more than likely be late due to this fact. So after radio silence I decided I should drop buy this guys place as it was on the way and offer to give him a lift like... 15 mins before the agreed meeting time to just simply make things easier.

He was still asleep.

Now my parents were the ones dropping me off at the meeting spot so they could go off n do their thing so now they are waiting while I awkwardly deal with the whole situation and usher this guy along so we wouldn't be too late and not keep my parents along.

His reason for being asleep 15 mins before the agreed meeting time?

His teeth had been hurting really badly and it kept him awake all night. So i was like, aight thats fair n valid cause thats a thing that can happen. Then i notice just how bad his teeth were... he basically had no teeth left at the ripe ol age of 24... now you know me, I aint one to really judge but like... his teeth are far worse than my fathers teeth and thats cause of accidents hes had thats done bad damage to em and he's like... 64 this year so yeah... so of course i'm bein polite n say nothing while he's complaining about his sore mouth n shit, blaming their terrible condition on epilepsy. I dont know enough about that condition to comment on it but I was hitting x to doubt at this point.

I had to rush him outta the house, asked his lil sister to please finish up the chore he decided he HAD to do before going and thanked her profusely for agreeing while i rush him to the car. Now earlier his lil sister commented on the fact that he never brushed his teeth being one of the leading factors to the current state they were in.

Aight great now we're on his way but he had commented on how he was really tired and needed a coffee but he couldn't afford one so I was like "aight, I'll get him one in compensation for rushing him outta the house like I did." And he was absolutely no help while i ordered him one from a coffee shop, i had to basically coax a coffee order outta him which was kinda annoying but it is what it is. Great now he had his coffee n we just needed to wait while the others rock up, the two others were being held up by both one of their fathers n traffic which they informed me about and apologized and i was all chill with that cause you cant fix that shit.

So to pass the time I decided to bring up our friend who couldnt make it, the trans friend, queue his comment about it being messed up, i raise a brow and opt not to talk too much more about said friend cause like now im uncomfortable.

Reason he couldn't afford the coffee?

He didn't have a job. Now i could understand him not having a job cause times are rough, but like he's commented on how he doesnt intend to actually get a job and plans to live on wellfare. Usually i'd just roll my eyes and be like "aight, ok u do u" but like... not only is he an Australian citizen, hes got aboriginal heritage (funny cause hes the whitest bastard amongst us) which gives him access to all sorts of things I really needed before we were basically told fuck you by the government and hes just wasting it all. He has access to things for proper dental care n stuff that makes it much much more affordable.

But now here he is hating on her when she's taking steps to both improve herself and her life in general while he lives a deadbeat lifestyle and lets himself literally rot away.

I refuse to involve myself with him and will only talk to him if he talks to me first out of courtesy as not to cause drama with the friends I want to keep contact with.

#ooc #minty is fucking pissed #rant #tl;dr: bogan ex friend is a transphobe

[seokjinsonlyone]

OK i’m adding on to your discussion post queen! Im OT7 and I am DEF a hoe when regarding BTS so i had to think a LOT about this. I feel like I would have a love SQUARE with Hobi, Jimin & Jungkook!

1. Seokjin & I would have too much of sibling type of banter and even though he’s fine and I’d hit ;) in real time it wouldn’t go past platonic relations (which i’m fine with)

2. Yoongi (MY BABY) in all honestly he’s my best friend’s bias soo maybe thats why I can’t see it any other way than platonic lmfaooo but in all seriousness I think we’d be great friends

3. Namjoon 😫 this ones hard to admit but I’D CRUSH SO HARD ON HIM but ion think he’s see me anymore than platonic like he’d friendzone my ass so hard

4. Taehyung and I would have a yoongi and seokjin dynamic mixed! Like again i’m OT7 and if any of em were down its a wrap 😚 but i feel me and tae would be the best of friends

NOW MY DELUSIONS START HERE: Hobi and I would have tension LIKE DEADASS WE PROBABLY THE MOST COMPATIBLE (based on zodiac & MBTI yes i looked don’t judge 😜). Like we’d make a great couple but JIMIN AND I WOULD BE FLIRTY AF LIKE HIM AND I WOULD DEF HAVE MORE NON PLATONIC VIBE GOIN ON! And when it comes to me and Jk I feel like our personalities definitely match and we would compliment each other a lot!!! Like we’d definitely fall for each other (in my delusions he falls first 👏🏽) . But yeah this my response in all honestly i just started ranting out loud so idk if i even responded correctly but babes i need you to do your own list like how i did with each member and if the vibes would be platonic or romantic 🙏🏽 anyways imm done LMFAOO

i LOVED this like YES girl dive head first into the crazy love knowing i’m not alone bc i DEFINITELY be checking our MBTI compatibility nd things of that nature watching content for research thinking daydreaming writing like wheeewww so if u want me to get more into it SAY LESSSSS

also let’s go into this knowing that any member could get it any day i always say beggars can’t be choosers and i’m literally on my knees saying pick me 🧎‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙋‍♀️ for these men so that’s that

namjoon: LOWKEY YOU GAVE ME ANXIETY BC I AINT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING FRIENDZONED BY HIM LIKE HES SO SWEET AND KIND AND OBLIVIOUS YOU’LL LITERALLY BE IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEN HE’LL TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKE HIS SISTER LIKE THAT IS HUMILIATING but! in my experience i get along quite well with ENFPs so i have hope like i FOR SURE would be romantic with him but now i’m second guessing if he would like me back 💀

seokjin: 😭😭😭😭😭 i’m literally in love with him but we would be platonic bc we the same person like we both can’t be chaotic unserious emotionally stunted homebodies like it just wouldn’t work in all actuality

yoongi: idk WHY it’s different with yoongi bc it’s almost the same position as seokjin but it’s like the slightly different approach to life he has makes me think there would be romantic vibes with him like that whole “i believe in the power of negative emotions” thing he got going on kinda sexy idk if either of us would ever GO for it but we’d be on the same page at one point at least

hobi: <33333 romantic 100% genuinely feel like i would end up with him like i’m black and he rocking wit us so i’m rocking wit him he i could bring him to the cookout nd wouldn’t have to tell him a thing he’d just fit in so well and then like he’s just got this hint of sadness in him you can see nd i’m not even an emotional person but i would take such good care of him and he’d do the same like we would have such a deep connection

jimin: now this is almost the same situation as hobi and according to MBTI he’s like my most ideal match and i see it sooo much like he’s evil and a little mean but also so sweet and kind and he’s been wrecking me so bad lately but i think the problem is we both dom leaning 💀 like someone got to give up control nd idk who would so maybe platonic but like there’d be mad tension there

tae: platonic 😔✊ but only bc he seem needy and i don’t know if i could take care of him like he deserve we’d be great friends tho bc he’s weird nd i’m weird and we could listen to music together yes

jk: he is so hot there’s no way i wouldn’t have a crush on him and tbh i’m mad cool so i think there’s a possibility that he Could get one on me but i know it wouldn’t be on his mind 😭 heavy on the friends tho like my brother in adhd we’d act up whenever we got together group chat would be craaaazy

i took so long to answer this bc my brain was just going and going and i didn’t even say all i wanted to say bc i need more time to think but this my answer for now it is so long i’m sorry but you asked for it 😭💀

#ask of interest #i put a readmore so i don’t clog no one dash like crazy 😭 #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS #IMMA SPEND LIKE THE NEXT 3 DAYS IN DEEP THOUGHT OVER IT #ask

[tri-poke]

Zach gives his shanty an apologetic pet over her feather mane before dismounting. He gathers her reins in preparation for leadin' her, but then takes a look around, realizin' there aint many good hitchin spots to lead her to.

"No shade trees, nor much cover... we could put 'em up in the barn?" He points with a jab of his chin in the burnt barn's direction. "Keep 'em out of sight in case anyone else decides to take a gander our way while we're doin' the same."

(( my hand for the rock climb and gander is a straight - 10 of planets, jack of hearts, queen of diamonds, king of hearts, ace of hearts ))

[gutierrez1987]

Dumbo(1941) - A Flock Of Wisecracking Crows

  GARFILED  SOUTH PASADENA CALIFORINA  MOIVES MANS  1990 1987 2020  2002  2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2020 2021 2023 

ON THE  TABLES CHAIRS  SHIRT HEAD HAIRS  EARS DANIELZ WASHGTION ARMS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE NECK LONG EYES NOSE MOUTH WELL WELL LOOK LOOK  THERE   

ON THE TABLES CHAIRS SHIRT HEAD HAIR  EARS ICE CUBE ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH THIS EMBRASSED HAPPY MOUMENT US  WHO THOSE  PEOPLES SLIDES   SHIRT HEAD HAIR  EARS CHIS ROCK ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH THEY AINT DEAD ARE THEY  SLEEP  ARE THEY SNORING

ON TABLE CHAIR  SHIRT HEAD HAIR  EARS CHRIS ROCK ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH LOOK UP THERE  BRO GO HEAD WAKE THEM UP BRO 

 SHIRT HEAD HAIR EARS ICE CUBE ARMS SHOLDERS HANDS FINGERS EYES BROWN NOSE MOUTH BE PREAPERD FULL SHOCK MAN  ASK THEM WHAT THEY US 

 ICE CUBE HAHAHA DANIELZ WASHTION HAHAHA  CHRIS ROCK HAHAHA MARTIN LAWRENCE HAHAHAHAHA 

  TABLE CHAIR SHIRT  HEAD  HAIR WILL SMITH ARMS SHOULDERS FINGERS HANDS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH   HEY WHAT IS  ALL YELLING BROS ACTING WHAT GOING ON  NEWS SCPITS ANYWAY  

ON TABLE CHAIR HEAD EARS HAIR WILL SMITH ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGER FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH HAHAH SHUT MY MOUTH OK MANS LET ME HANDLE IT  OK 

 PLAYGROUND  ON THERE BIG  SLIDES  MICHAEL GUTIERREZ ZZZZ EMILY GUTIERREZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

ON THE TOP BIG SLIEDS HEAD EARS WILL SMITH ARMS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH  HMMM HM GRAURED ANGLES PEOPLES  HMMMM WHAT YOUR PARKS YOUR HOMETOWN WELL HERE HIM TALK MANS   

 ON THE TOP SLIEDS HEAR EARS MICHAEL GUTIERREZ ARMS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH  OUCH THOSE GAUDRED ANGLES PEOPLE WHAT SOO FUNNY WHAT ARE MOIVES MANS DOING IN OUR PARKS OUR  HOMETOWN  HERE 

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 HEAD EARS HAIR WILL SMITH ARMS LONG SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH  OH UH I SHOULDNT  BELIEVE YOUR GAURD ANGLES SEND  SLIED PARKS SLEEP  

ON TOP THE SLIDES HEAD EARS MICHAEL GUTIERREZ ARMS LONGS  SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH BRO ANIMAL  LISTEN MOIVE MAN  IM NOT BRO ANIMAL  I AINT NO ANIMAL BRO I AM  MY SISTER WE NOT ANIMAL  WE ARE HUMANS BEENS  SEE NO WE SLIED UH 

SHIRT  HEAD HAIR  EARS MICHAEL GUTIERREZ ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS HANDS FINGERS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE MOUTH UM EM EM EMILY WAKE UP WAKE WAKE UP EM DONT LOOK DOWN PARKS    SHIRT HEAD HAIR EARS EMILY ANN GUTIERREZ ARMS LONGS SHOULDERS FINGERS HANDS FACE LONG NECK EYES NOSE UH WAIT  WAIT OH NO

MARTIN LAWRNCE HAHAHAHAH CHRIS ROCK HAHAHAHAH ICE CUBE HAHAHAH WILL SMITH HAHAHAHA 

 ON FALLING DOWN TO THE  EMILY MICHAEL  SANDS WATERS 

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[scarletwulfmusic]

You oughta KNow

you oughta know

i need motivation

shout out jason stathom

i would fuck liao

just give me a couple beers

and a sip of lean oh

I’m rapping real lshit

on this real beat

aint nobody taking this music

shit away from me

neither this confidence or

this rap shit

cuz i own it

you’ll have to pry it off my dead corpse before you come near it

I’m the best in the game

all y’all niggas faking leaps and jumps  man y’all so lame

I’m rocking the best beats and spitting flame

halal getting mad and losing time

I’m getting turnt and listening to HAIM

cuz they’re the shit

and so am I

is this song a diss?

i dont care 

but i wanna tell em go tell em ay

wanna tell em go tell em ay

i want to move out

i need my wings to spread out

i need to get a girl

just so i can fuck and get this nut out

babygirl id do it for love but i now that all y’all the same

and so ill never lose this heart of mine again

thats how ill stay the same

go tell em ay

“”

“”

“”

“”

even in high school i had this much game

yeah my life sucks right now, and?

i still rock even with a small cock

and yes I keep the clock with me at all times

my life’s a movie and i skip all the boring parts 

call that click son

go tell em ay 

go tell em ay

go tell em ay

go tem 

this is exclusive shit son and we doing it without a record deal my one

spit real shit and only the real shit

I’m ill i need a doctor 

call up skylar gray tell her I needed a hook

she said yeah

and said okay now lets make up cause she’s hot as fuck

and tyler the creator yo latest album aint that good

yup i said it

i was a fan not anymore

who else can I diss?

drake yo musics fire but yo style got need some changes

cuz like j cole y’all gramps is aging

and 21 savage i heard you got shot that sucks man

now hold my beer wile i take the throne and

now hype me up and ill diss some more rappers

kendrick gramps

yeah a bot couldn’t copy you cuz your bars is mad confusing

i got lost after the first word son

keep it simple and maybe you’ll get on my level ooh no

he’s at it again 

logic you seem kind of whack

i fcuk with you but i had to keep it real

no sorries tho no sorries

i promise no sorries though

kanye you’re out of touch like mid cud said you a dinosaur

oh fuck he said oh fuck go tell em

travis that new album seems like a mix of kanye from 2013 id say good job

but its the same as yeezus like jesus

man make something new

something with more color like blue who knew

what I’m saying is real shit i do bille joel do

and who next 

if i die i die like tupac said only god can judge me

and i know he’s getting mad at me so sue me

fat joe you only got one good song why you mad at me fo

i aint even know yo

but ill say this west coast best coast

and billy joel

gramps thanks for this song maybe at the top ill give you some shekels for this beat ohhhh

[spacedustandpirates]

A year ago..

“Man, I haven’t been off this ship in a month… why did the captain say we couldn’t go again? I just wanna walk around - I think I see cookies from here. Do you see cookies?”

“No. And no. And lastly no. Captain said he has a friend of a friend that is stationed here and that is the only reason we were allowed to dock on this rock. If you haven’t noticed, it is a rock.”

“Pirates..” She huffed, perching her elbows on the window frame so she could peer through the protected glass. “Pirate stations are way cooler than other waystations, they got spice.”

“And guns.”

“Everyone has guns!”

“Pirates like to use em more.”

“But they always got the neat stuff, Captain said he saw Zirax hounds at the last one. Imagine what a Zirax puppy looks like.”

“Helllll noooooooo. They smell, don’t you remember when we were on Haven for a week and the Zirax attacked the Talon market? I think those hounds tainted the ground for days even after they were burned.”

“Think it was the hounds? Dunno why I thought it was somethin’ else. Do you know what this asteroid is called?” She lulled her head back and to the side, eyeballing the woman standing next to her - at least, she thought it was a woman. The captain wasn’t so keen on picking up aliens for work but humans were so odd now adays, she couldn’t tell if Gains was a male or female or if they were even human really. Not that it mattered to her.

“Vice Nova … four I believe.” Gains scowled, their dark stare searching for something outside.

“VICE NOVA? FOUR? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE HERE.”

“Shh Aylin.”

“THEY HAVE HOOKERS. HOOKERS.” Aylin laughed, once more leaning forward to press her face against the glass. “Have you seen a hooker before? Why are they always human? I haven’t seen an alien hooker…”

“Are you looking for a hooker, Aylin?”

“Well, not to buy but I just wanna… you know. Ogle. I wanna ogle one.”

“They charge for that - let me know when the captain is coming back.”

“Surrrrrre.” Aylin puffed her cheeks squinting to see into the dark recesses of the named asteroid Vice Nova IV. From here she could just make out the flash of neon lights and blue call boards that gave warnings and directions. Pirate owned, Vice was a den of thievery, stolen goods, and sex. If you didn’t have it and couldn’t get it legally, guaranteed the pirates had it. [Corso] "Captain aint comin out from his little soiree for atleast an hour. So live it up while we got the time." As if the word hookers had summoned the man out of thin air, out strode the ships so called 'Head of Security' Corso Blaze. His voice was almost drowned out by the loud blaring of music and a mixing pool of alien dialects. "Get your ogleing out of the way, Jupiter here is all paid up for the night." He grinned as he looked to the…. alien in skimpy pieces of clothing his arm was wrapped about. "Jupiter here is a-…. uhh, shes a-… welll. I frankly dont know what she is, or if its a she even for that matter." Corso let out a gruff laugh as he polished off the last few swallows of his Ziraxian Brandy before hucking the glass off into the depths of space. "Cmon, you two gonna catch a cold out here. Or worse, get swooped up by some Palovian Slave Traders. Cmoooon!" He waved the two in after him as he marched back into the party. [Aylin]

Aylin’s mouth hung open and she gawked at Corso as he made his appearance, walking down the short loading ramp that allowed them to breathe while moving from ship to occupied asteroid. He had someone with him! She shoved from the window and stomped across the stiff white cushions of the couch before she leaped to the ground and raced towards the loading doors.

This week her hair was colored space black and tied into buns that bobbed on either side of her head as she moved. Gains was gone, off being responsible somewhere else on the ship, and that left only Aylin to greet him and his companion as soon as the doors wooshed open.

“HOLYSHITCORSO!” She bounced from foot to foot, her chocolate state moving to the alien hooker. Of course, Corso found one. “Nice ta meet you Jupiter! Thatsa.. nice suit you have.” The alien’s thin lips tugged down at the corners but before any response could be had, Corso was off - heading back down the sealed loading ramp and back to the party. The party that they had specifically been told they couldn’t go to – “Hey..” She protested to nothingness.

The doors shut in her face, a woosh sound was all the alert she needed to lean back to keep her nose in place.

“No fair.." -= Later that evening =-

“You spin me right round baby right round..” Space. Bridge lights. Space. Bright lights. Space. Zirax fighter vessel. Bridge lights. It took two more spins in the captain’s chair before she stuck one leg out and let her bare foot catch on the navigation console.

Zirax.

Aylin felt her stomach bottom out and she studied the ship as it leveled before her very eyes. The tattletale black body and red markings warned anyone who looked who the fighter ship belonged to and what would happen if someone remained in their vicinity for too long. They were the slimy, extremely violent reach of the Emperor and no one wanted to be touched by that.

Slowly she crawled to a stand, the ship faced where she stood on the bridge and she could just make out the pilot through the glass. Were they searching? The crew wasn’t exactly on the best terms with the Zirax and may or may not have enjoyed some drone hunting on downtime. Surely…

"AYLIN! START THE SHIP, WERE COMING IN HOT! KIERAN, IMA NEED SOME HEADS POPPING AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT THE DOOR BEHIND US!"

“Uh Cap – “

Wait. The Zirax were docking? She blinked wildly before dropping back to her seat and leaning forward. It was time to fly.

“Uh Captain, we got some ugly birds landing out here - whacha doing in there?” Her fingers hovered over the button that would unlatch them from the asteroid and waited word.

“Is that shooting? Why are we shooting?!”

#Rp Part one

[trenchcoatsbi]

i am notthe0wing away my shot i am not theowing away my shot heyo im jsut like my coumtry im yougn scrappy and hung and i ma mot theoign away my shot IMMA GET A SCHOAR SHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE I PROBLY SHOULDNT BRAG BUT DANG I AMAZE AND ASTONISH SEE THE PROMISE IS I GOT A LOTTA BRAINS BUT NO POLISH I GOTTA HOLLER (HOLA, BACK GURL) UUST TO BE HEARD WITH EVEYR WORD I DROP KNOWLEDGE IM A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH A SHINY PIECE OF COAL TRYNA REACH MY GOAL MY UHHHH I FORGET POWER OF SPEEHC UNIMPEACHABLE ONLY 19 BUT MY MIND IS OLDER, THESE NY CITY STREETS GET COLDS, I SHOULDA EVRY BURDEN EV DISAVCDTANTEGE I HAVE LEARNED TO MANAGE I DONT HAVE A GUN TO BRANISH I WALK THESE STREETS, FAMISHED!!!! THE PLAN IS TO FAN THIS SPARK INTO A FLAME. BUT DAMN ITS GETITNF DARK SO LEMME SPELL OUT THE NAME I AM THE a ‼️ 🇱🇪🇽🇦🇳🇩🇪🇷 WHAT THE FUCK I TRIED TO COYP AND PASTE WHAT FROM DISCORD SO IT WOULD BE FUNNT NAD GO LIKE :rgional text indicator: WHAT IS THIS

e r we AERE MEANT TO BE. a colony that runs Indepepdnelty meanwhile BIRTISN KEEPS shit9tngo n us NEDOELSOY!!!! essentially they tax us relentlessly, then king gogy funs around n runs a spending spree, he aint ever gonna SET his descendants free so there will be a reovlution in this century.

(ENTER ME)

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dont be shoced when your history book mentions me. i will lay sown my life ifmit sets us free and eventually you will see my ASCENDANCY!!! and i am not th8rouwinb away my shot (my shot) i am not throwing away my shot (my shot) eyo im iusy like my country I’m younb scappy and yhunhry and i a mot goigmt awh my shro i am not throwing away my shit

i am not looking away myshot heyo i mu

like my country im young cscrappy and hunrgy, and i am not throwing away my shot, its time to take a SHOT!!!! * dream of france without a monarchy!!!! the unrest in france will lead go anarchy, anarhcy, how u say how u say OH AMARHCY!!!!!!! thwhen i fight i make the other side PANICKY w ky SHOT

eyo im a tailors apprentice and i got yalls knuckleheads im local pareNTIS, IM JOINING THE REBELLION CAUSE I KMOW ITS KY CHANCE TO SOCIALLY ADVANCE. INSTEAD OF SEWINH SOME PANTS/ ITS TIME TO RAK E A *SHOT*

and but we’LL NEVER BE TRULY FREE UNTILT HOSE I BONDAGE HAVE RHE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU AND EM !!!!! YOU AND I DO OR DIE, WAIT TIL I SALLY IN ON A STALKION IN THE FIRST BLACK BATAL,ION >:DDD ITS TIME TO TAKE A SHOT

geniuses lower your VOICES. 🤬 you keep outta trouble, and you double your choice.s . im with you but 5he situation is fraught you oughta be cardully taught, if you ralk youre gknna get HSHOT

BUT BURR CHECK WHAT WE GOT, ME LAFAYETTE HARD ROCK LIKE LANDELOR, I THINK YOUR PANTS LOOK *HOT* LAURENS I LIKE YOU A *LOT,* LETS HATCH A PLOT BLACKER THAN THE KETTLE CALLING THE PO T, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT 5HE GODS WOULD UR US ALL IN ONE SPOR POPP9NG A SQUR ON CONVERNIONAL WISDOM MR LIKE IT OR NOT

a bunch OF REVOLUTIONARY MANU,IMSSION ABOLITIONISTS????

GIMME A POSITION SHOW ME WHERE THE AMUNITION IS/

oh am i talkig too loud 🫢 sometimes i get overwxcited shoot off at the mouth (ME TOO), i never had a broup of friends before i promise that ill make yall proud!

lets GET TJIS GUY what is this font

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hLETS GET THIE HY IN FRONT OF A CROWD, I A, HMOT THROWING AWAY KY SHOT I AM NOT THEOWING AWAY MY SHOT, HEYO IM JUST LIKE MU COUNTRY IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNRGY AND I A, NOT THEOWING AWAY MY SHOR. (x2)

everybody SING WOAAHHH WOAH WOAHHHH, WOAAH OH, WOAH OH, OET EM HEAR U YA LETS GO, WOA WOA WOAAAA I SAID SHOUT IT TO THE ROOF TOPS WOAAA OAA OAAA SAID TO THE ROF TOPS WOA WOA WOAAA D,OM YEAH LETS BO RISee up when youre lifing on your knees you rise UP, tell your brother that (can i just say i love this bit and how its sung) that hes gotga rise up, tell your sister that shes gotta RISE UP . when r these gonanlies goann rise up, WHEN ARE THESE COLONIES GONNA RISE UP, WHEN ARE THESE COLONIES GONNA RISE UP, RISE UP

i imagine death so kuch it reels morelike a memory, when sit gonna get me, in my sleep, 7 feet ahead of me (LUCKY NUMHER) if i see it coming do I rum or do i let it be???! is it like a beat withojt a melody :( SEE I NEVER THOUGHT ID MAKE IT PAST 20, WHERE I DOME FROM SOME GET HALLF AS MANY. ask angbody oh fuck the font is big

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ask anybody why we liiving fast and we reach fr a dlask, we have to make this moment last thats plenty. SCEATCH THAT. this is not a movement, its *the* movement where all the hungriest brothers wif something to profe went. those opposu us we make am honest stand, we roll like moses cliaminf his promised land, AnD??? IF WE WING OUR INDEPENDNC?!?!?! if thata agairantee of freedom for our dcendan7ts pr will the blood we she dbefin an endless cycle of dth and rveenge with no defendants D:

god my room is hot. I KNOW THE AFTIOJ IN THE STREETS IS EXCITING BUT JESUS BETWEEN SOL THE BLEEDING & FIGHTING IVE BEEN READING AND WRITING. WE’VE GOT TO HANDLE OUR FINANCIAL DITUATION. ARE WE A NATION OF STATES, WHATS THE STATE OF OUR NATIOM? KM PAST PATIENTLY WAITING IM PASSIONATELY SMASHING EVERY EXPRECTATION, EVERY ACT IS AN ACT OF CREATION!!!!! FUCKING HELL LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

im LAUGHG IN THE FACE OF CASUALTY AND SORROW AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IM THINKING PAST TOMORRO ‼️‼️‼️‼️ AND I AM not theowing aaway my shot, i a, not away my shot, AYAIOIOO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUG SCRAPPYH AD HUNGRY AND IM NOT NTEOWING AWAY MY HWOT

and the rest is looped

AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY, NOT THEOWING AWAY MY SHOR

#hamiltom #hamilton #shotpost #shutir #shitpost #my hands hurt #sorry i mjsut a little imsane #dont mind this #tom posts #i am a tad fandom trash and that7s okay

[orneryotter-greiverdhark]

Monster Hunter: the movie commentary.

So I'm finally watching the Monster Hunter movie, here's my thoughts as it went on: I... I'm pretty sure boats in MH don't sail through sand??? Is physics just not a thing in MH or is this movie just off to a special start? Maybe that’s in some of the MH games I haven’t seen... Goggles girl! Ooo lol fuck diablos This is so fuckin dramatic omg Oh yeah, identify our world by the litter. What a statement piece. This is such a dramatic film. The slo-mo. Crikey. Coulda cut about half of it and got the same effect. Also wtf I don't think MH had wierdo portal magic shit? Idk tho, I've only looked at like 3 games in the series. Oo I wonder how much sand they just ate. Poor actors. Ooo more dramatic shot on the top of the dunes. I kinda like this movie. Its terrible, but I like it. Kinda. That's a surprisingly anti-military song they're singing. Guess they didn't get funded by the US army for this motion picture. Oo, wonder what bones they are o geez so dramatic oof so much sand. I wonder how many times they had to stop because of sand gettting in the eyes. lol they don't even try to make that look like burrowing under the ground Those 2 guys don't seem too bothered about the whole wierdo world with monsters lol. Very chill. lol, now its on fire and chasing you. oo dangerous. any of those bullets could have gotten her. Also it didn't seem like shooting them did a whole lot before so why was it different when they popped on its head? her teeth are so white against her grubby face lol Now that I think about it I don't recognise those bug monsters at all, especially not as prolific monsters. Maybe from one of the games I haven't seen?

oh yeah, shout at the monsters.v helpful

you did not get a spark that easy fuck off.

oo more dramatic ranged shots

I hope the whole movie isn't just this rock... I mean, its a story I guess but half the joy of MH is the community, and one dude stuck on a mountain really aint that.

lol high diablos. He like 'uh? where's my dinner -disappointed face-'

uh pointless fighting because nobody can ever do introductions. such��

unnecessary hostility.

uh really, were gonna watch them be dicks to eachother for half an hour? I mean, its on point I guess, very American - survivor in a strange land, attack the first person they see.

Seriously, this is MONSTER HUNTER why are we watching half an hour of two randos fighting eachother????? ARE THERE NO MONSTERS THEY COULD BE FIGHTING WTF.

oh they're friends now are they? Just, had enough of the ointless fight now she's realised she actually doesn't want to kill him.

Oh yeah, eat this food, which is probably so foreign to your body it'll make you super sick. Really, its great.

Really, only one big one has come out? You're kidding there are like a million spiders in there, but they just waited till the hoomins took down the first one?

It's kinda annoying that they've gone with the whole 'can't communicate with eachother due to language barrier' as a thing. I know it makes sense that they wouldn't be able to communicate since they come from different worlds, but still.

I mean, it's got some MH elements in there I guess.

Oh, now we're more towards the MH we know and love.

lol bait.

Oooo Rathy.

lol firespinning

Uh, really not enjoying the representation of the people of MH

For a guy who learned this language 'as a study' his accent is very american.

Who's keeping those fires lit.

So even though there's a whole bunch of them, he's only gonna speak in english to her. I guess the rest of them don't need words.

I mean, could they not just find a way inside the tower rather than hang about waiting for Rathy to blast 'em?

Also, saying 'its vulnerable just before it breathes fire' don't mean shit if you don't have a plan to like, take advantage of that like 3 seconds of vulnerability.

Oh look, she cut its wing or smthn. A vulnerability they could also capitlise on.

All this slow-mo.

lol face first.

Lol Rathy followed you home. Can we keep him mommy?

oh no, he's eating everything.

oof, you ain't gon win an air battle against a Rathy.

I mean, you could try for a radio or something but no, why not just go one on one against Rathy?

I mean, the attacks are straight out of MH but they look so tacky lol.  Also wtf how is that the end of the movie? That doesn't end it! Ugh. I mean fair enough though that was kinda terrible.

O, a credit scene. 

Who da fuk is that meant to be? Also Palico!

[poetdreamerfool]

2022 Freestyle Series #15

the flow got you stuck off the realness even if you was blind deaf and dumb you could still feel this you couldnt bottle this up or pill this you couldn't white knuckle distill or iron will this life as a black man in a white land where you gotta be exceptional to be treated mediocre

shit I don't know bra in real life the GI Joes more like cobra you can't be black and exist its stop and frisk they gotta pull you over guess thats the blueprint word to hova thats why I let my light shine bright as supernovas cause cops guns pop

so da baggie stay funky like ogre armpits they call me monkey but they the ones throwing shit if I'm a monkey I'm mojo jojo or Winston from overwatch either way I'm over cops I'll rocket jump in and give them a shock when I'm hooping I can go clamp I don't need the rock I ain't dead or rich yet so I don't need to stop

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the shit I spit is splendiferous on my Goku shit cause I don't know what my limit is got the devil thinking like he took the pills off limitless got the Grim reaper like why the fuck he get to live? this the school of hard knocks and I co-wrote the syllabus they talking search and seisure told em pigs I don't submit to shit he was tryin to feed the beast but he smeared the bib they wanted a nigga to die but a nigga lived the only bars I stood in front of was in the crib at 1 years old did a year never told cause I couldn't talk couldnt hold me down I was running north before I learned to walk dear oppressors, my mind's free love, me whatever the world throws my family thrown times 3 either I win or I'm dead and I'm still alive ain't I good and high aint I spit that 1990 lyrics do the macarena

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my words don't come out they break in spit some shit that leaves you shaking wake and bakin say no to bacon like asa lama lakim

See bro I'm at peace authentic to the crease wag the dog feed the beast increase the frequency then the reach always put a brotha on how you gonna be solo at a feast I write the same way the wind carries a leaf moving on my feet like Bowser's in the next castle dipping on the fools that confuse hustle for hassle they'll swing you from a rope before you're old enough to swing a tassle so that's why we getting tossed like lassos in lone ranger its really somethin walk in the booth and the beats like Omar coming juxtaposed by that boom bap bumpin words moving like they krumpin then they switch it up like a carriage to a pumpkin in cinderella we get you a scary fella don't shoot hear a beat and its like super man out the phone booth a baggie full of kryptonite and attack of the killer tomatoes what a bitchin night writing by candle light like edgar allen my inkwell is hell and my quill is talent moving like sir valiant adapting to the challenge pen on pad sword in hand out the fryer in the pan a spark into a flame into grew treat all rats like peter pettigrew cause the system aint for you so why help it?

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