#weirdaf

[weirdhole]

Oh, wondrous creature, with fur so fine, A monkey who loves, the game of thine, Whose nimble paws, doth grasp the ball, And send it flying, beyond the hall.

With every stroke, a grace divine, His body, moving, in perfect line, His eyes, alight, with focused glare, A master, of the sport, so rare.

And yet, the court, was not his fate, For monkeys, were not allowed, to date, But still, he played, with all his heart, A lover, of the game, from the start.

He dreamed, of matches, on grandest scale, Where monkeys, and men, could truly prevail, And though his dreams, may never come true, His love for tennis, will always renew.

For in the game, he found his soul, A passion, that made him, feel whole, And though he may, never win a crown, His love for tennis, will never drown.

So let us praise, this monkey's heart, Whose love for tennis, will never depart, For he reminds us, that in our play, We find our joys, from day to day.

#weird #weirdcore #weirdness #weirdaf #weirdshit #weirdassshit #tennis #sports #monkey #monkeys #strange #bizarre #wtf #poetry

[skullyvomit]

Today a car randomly pulled into our drive way. I didn’t recognize it and I hoped it was you. I knew that wasn’t what your car looked like but it lingered in the back of my mind. What if It was?

#whotfwasinmydriveway #tintedwindowsicouldntsee #weirdaf

[sirkevinmartin]

BE EXTRA AF. Make all your moments memorable like when I had an unexpected DESPEDIDA GET-TOGETHER with these cuteys and just told them to wear white 🤍and hired a photographer 📸 to just take photos of us cos why not, and if we didn’t do this, then who do you think, diba? CHZ. 🫠 Amazing to have friends who you can be weird 🤫😆🫣 and spontaneous with and am thankful for all of you even though some of us are timezones 🕒 and miles ✈️ apart, y’all are etched in my heart forevsies. These cuteypies are certified KAKAMPINKS 💖 and these are the kinds of people I need in my life before I made my final farewell to the country we all love and fought hard for with all our hearts 💕, minds 🧠 and souls 👻. Even though the elections 🗳 were not in our favor cos cheating is still very apparent, rampant and ubiquitous in the Republique 🇵🇭 , we still found ways to make our days fun, enjoyable and worth it. YAS, BB. Dahil ang namulat ay hindi na muling pipikit, at hindi ko maipapangako ang kulay Rosas… 🌷🎶 Apologies 🙏🏻 if I didn’t get to see most everyone else I wanted to see — these cuteys lived closed by and some of them just met on the same day but I wanted to see them cos they made my days in Manila the happiest. I will miss y’all, babies. I love you all so muscht with all my erthang and I cannot wait till we can do weird stuff like this again! 🤭 Photographed by Marc Vincent Bengco #LetYourFreakFlagFly #PhotoshootParties #Despedida #GoodbyePH #TalesOfIllumina #WeirdAF (at Tales of Illumina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce0bDQguJ1F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#letyourfreakflagfly #photoshootparties #despedida #goodbyeph #talesofillumina #weirdaf

[imsaanvikhanna]

Ooohhh im the anon that shipped u platonicly with @/astrofai

Now i saw that post about the Girl U Dont Know Her Name . U ship u. Romanticly.

YOU'RE @dream-hunny WE ALL KNOW OKAY

LMFOAJOEUQBOF IDK ABT ROMANTICALLY YET CUZ IDK IF SHES QUEER AND ALSO I LOOKED WEIRDAF TODAY SO LIKE

NOT THE BEST FIRST IMPRESSION

i mean we saw each other yesterday and I told her she had nice hair

but today was the first conversatION conversation SO

hopefully she'll be queer tho (manifest for me besties)

[sixteenthshen]

cr: 限定美學收藏馆

#gong jun #pretty pics #i don't follow solo fans - don't like them #this one keeps calling him a girl #weirdaf #word of honor #you can c&p her username into weibo for more pics

[igotthejuice]

Part 1 of my wild neighbor

Damn I’m so glad that shits behind me.  Remember the drama I mentioned last time about my neighbor?  It’s finally done…I hope.  I know I didn’t go in to too much detail last time but don’t worry, I’m about to deliver you awl the tea.  It’s actually a good thing I didn’t say too much last time though because it’s a lot deeper than I thought.  I hope you guys are doing great btw.  Alright, go grab some popcorn and get comfortable…I’ll wait…you good? Alright lets get it. SO!  I’ll start with background information and answering some questions you might have. So first of all, why is my neighbor also my therapist?  Well, she became my therapist after I moved in the building.  I got to know her as a neighbor and I liked her.  She’s super relatable and checks a lot of the boxes I wanted in a therapist like being flexible (I’ve literally called her at 3am to chat and she’s been completely fine with it.  Unorthodox? Perhaps, but I liked it), she’s convenient, relatable, non judgmental and most importantly I can trust her.  She’s my first therapist actually.  It was something I always talked about but never took serious. Talking to her was just so easy and I loved the way I felt after talking to her so about 3 months ago she officially became my therapist and it was the best decision I made.  Oh, and the other neighbor I mentioned, the one that snitched lives 3 floors below.  I met her at one of those little community events our apartment building throws for residents.  We ended up chatting and hit it off.  We hang out occasionally and it’s always a good time.  She’s probably my closest friend in the building….I’m still a little irritated with her after all of this though, I still don’t really get why I had to be involved.  So anyways, now that you have some background let me get into the deeds.  Since quarantine started I’ve obviously been home during the day which I never used to be, I used to be gone from 6am – 4pm. That’s 10 hours a day for any damn thing to happen and me to never know.  Low key my apartment building could turn into a whole ass strip club during the day and I literally wouldn’t have known.  So it wasn’t a shock to me when my next door neighbor consistently had people coming in and out of her apartment.  She’s a therapist and I meet her in her apartment so whose to say other people don’t meet her there too.  I mean I started seeing her via FT because of social distancing, but maybe people needed to see her in person...practicing good mental health, whatever that looks like for you, is still important during this pandemic, perhaps even more important.  So anyways, I really didn’t pay it any mind.  Well, about a month in to quarantine I was on FT with my neighbor friend, hmmm lets call her Olie.  So Olie and I were having a little virtual happy hour making tiktoks and just talking shit like we always do.  Speaking of which, I’m not stressing myself out trying to learn the Savage remix dance, y’all can keep it.  We started talking about quarantining and how it’s getting difficult and I said “shit not for my neighbor, she’s consistently had someone in her apartment on a daily basis.” Now, lets take a second and pause….this could be time for a good lesson for someone.  Was it my place to say that?  No probably not, but it happened so quickly and innocently.  Now, you’re probably thinking, Alyn wtf?! Have you ever heard of thinking before you speak?  Yes guys, I know, BUT tbh, I hate that saying.  If I think before I speak I’m filtering myself to the world and I feel like as long as I’m not hurting anyone I should just be able to present myself in my truest form, so rarely do I ever think before I speak.  Anyways, when I made that comment, Olie honestly didn’t say much so I thought it was over.  She literally just responded on some, damn that’s crazy, shit.  So you know, conversation over in my mind. Moving tf on.  Welp, obviously that’s not how it went.  So fast forward to about two weeks ago I get a FT call from Olie.  Her energy seemed off from the jump. She called me but it seemed like I was the one keeping the conversation going so eventually I asked her if everything was okay and she said she’s glad I asked…now, I’m not gonna lie.  I was a little irritated because girl…why did I have to be the one to ask?  Why couldn’t she just say she needed to talk to me about something, you know what I mean? So anyways, she proceeds to tell me that she did something she shouldn’t have and she started apologizing repetitively…Damn, this is such a long story and I’m getting tired lol.  Plus it’s Taco Tuesday and ya girl is hungry.  Don’t be mad but, I’m going to split it up.  I tell you guys more tomorrow!  

#igotthejuice #still quarantined #ft #love thy neighbor #unorthodox #weirdaf #snitch #therapist #iykyk #tuesday #tacotuesday #shitsgettingreal #tiktok #savage remix #apartmentliving #wfh

[ciarameghan]

#itbelikethatsometimes #weirdaf #myguy #areyounotentertained https://www.instagram.com/p/CMIL2UEg7lw/?igshid=7bzqozqjmkwg

#itbelikethatsometimes #weirdaf #myguy #areyounotentertained

[imnotfunnyaf]

Nothing makes me more anxious than going to my therapist!!

What games are you playing, brain!?

#Anxiety #anxious #mental health #Weirdaf #humans are weird

[fvkautocorrect]

#lgbtmemes #gaymemes #bimemes #relatable #weirdaf #lol #uwu #lmao #rofl

[thebrainscheme]

How weird is #ck for people who don’t know what it is? Like, do they think we randomly tag Calvin Klein?

#ck #calvin klein #weirdaf #soc #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej #kaz #inej ghafa #jesperfahey

[weirdhole]

Tom Cruise, a man of fame and might, With a heart that beats, both fierce and bright, Has a secret love, that few may know, For two pet possums, his heart doth glow.

Their names are Max and Mitzi, And they are his, so dear and sweet, With beady eyes, and fluffy tails, They bring joy, that never fails.

In a world of chaos and despair, Tom finds solace, with his little pair, For they remind him, of the simple joys, Of love, and trust, and honest ploys.

And when he's tired, and feeling low, Max and Mitzi, bring him a glow, Of warmth and comfort, that he needs, And his heart, with gratitude, does plead.

For though he's known, for his roles on screen, It's his love for possums, that's unseen, And though some may scoff, and call him strange, To him, Max and Mitzi, are no mere change.

For they are his family, his friends, his all, And he'd do anything, to hear them call, His name, with a sweet, tender tone, And he'd never, ever leave them alone.

For Tom Cruise, with all his might, Knows that love, is the greatest light, And in the eyes of his possums, he sees, The beauty, of life's simple decrees.

So let us celebrate, this man of fame, And his love for possums, that's never tame, For it reminds us, of the joys that we seek, And the love, that makes us complete.

#weird #weirdcore #weirdshit #weirdaf #weirdness #strange #weird aesthetic #weird ass shit #bizzare #tom cruise #possum #possums #poetry

[papersquid]

Get fancy on these butts

#papersquid #art #doodle #drawing #sketching #stickers #butt #butts #fancy #weird #weirdaf

[praymatar]

@marianaarellanoarriaga at #CoronaCapitalGDL #WeirdAF #GDL (at Estadio Akron) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxWeZudFUeY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n9k9wff2e03m

#coronacapitalgdl #weirdaf #gdl

[imjustlivingonearth]

I want to go to an escape room. I wanna see if I’m dumb.

#have a great rest of your life #mygrades #mysis #michaels #weirdaf #whytheyouttho

[olive-and-rye]

In which meowmy discovers there might be something wrong with the cats and loses it. #whatswrongwithyourcat #snapcat #meltingcats #weirdaf #whatswrongwithyourmom #nightmarematerial . . . #oliveandryevids #oliveryefig #tortietude #aliencat #shapeshifter https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4PngQHsOr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d7e3jiuhe7lh

#whatswrongwithyourcat #snapcat #meltingcats #weirdaf #whatswrongwithyourmom #nightmarematerial #oliveandryevids #oliveryefig #tortietude #aliencat #shapeshifter

[ciarameghan]

#nobody #mature #immature #goof #deep #weirdaf #romantic #nahft #imstrange #loveme https://www.instagram.com/p/B77HpHwA-GE/?igshid=1spw413z7jool

#nobody #mature #immature #goof #deep #weirdaf #romantic #nahft #imstrange #loveme