#what are you a gay fish

[quinntism]

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#jimmy valmer #sp jimmy #south park #south park jimmy #jyle #sp jyle #jimmy x kyle #sp tweek #tweek tweak #what are you a gay fish

[wasyago]

im just gonna uhmmmm leave this here

#fellas is it gay to perform an ''act of love'' with your friend while he's crying about how nobody loves him? #and then you both roll nat20 on how *genuine* the kiss is? #and then your dm goes feral and describes your kiss in unnecessarily high detail and says that it was the best kiss in your friend's life? #and all this is happening while your third friend is drowning right next to you? #jokes aside gill did eat a raw fish that morning so im very sorry for chip if THIS is what his best kiss looks like #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #my art #yago but better

[skrunksthatwunk]

losing my shit at this shot

noooo eiji im sorry you have to leave you're in danger you'll slow me down ohhh ok ash sorry im such a burden noooo you're not a burden we just live in different worlds and i don't wanna drag you into that distance distance distance meanwhile they're closer than ever. look at that you gay fucks your shadows are overlapping no matter how much you're in separate frames. jesus

#this is what living in two different worlds looks like btw. overlapping shadows #also that this happens while the sun is setting and yut-lung (who was Just talking about being the moon overlooking the night like 2 scenes #ago) is watching this and scheming. night is coming and it's bringing them closer together even as they stand far apart Anyway #banana fish #asheiji #also that hand clasp thing they did when ash got into the computer earlier in the episode (7)? I Know What You Are #the position of hands changes from laced fingers to unlaced between shots but what remains is. gay #also yut-lung looking at that also having an I Know What You Are moment pshdfjkdjf #man maybe i should do an episode-by-episode notable shot thing bc i really like the direction in this show okyy

[eliounora]

so merlin fell in love and was willing to leave his life in camelot behind to run away with her, but she died, so he's sad. arthur arrives and asks him about it. they look at each other like this and after he leaves merlin smiles to himself with sweet gentle music playing in the background. now they don't do queerbaiting like this anymore do they

#THIS SHOW BAITS AND I TAKE THE BAIT LIKE THE GAY FISH I AM BLUB BLUB #nor's rambles #merlin blogging #no but seriously they said 'let's put the saddest motherfucking episodes back to back' #also what did freya mean when she said that she'll repay merlin one day #considering there's lots of stuff with lakes in the show like the sword in the lake #i am also under the impression when SOMEONE dies he is buried in a lake #freya. what will you do

[bananafishdepression]

Sometimes I see people complaining about Ash and Eiji, saying how they are the definition of queerbait just because they don't do what you would normally expect a mlm couple to do

The thing about mlm ships is that they're too sexualised

You usually know the endgame when you see two boys having unexplainable sexual tension and it doesn't even take long to get them there, usualy by third chapter

Now, there are some good anime that potray healthy and normal mlm relationships, but people now mostly just read BL manhwa where relationships are mostly toxic or done for fanservice

And then fans like that decide to watch Banana Fish because someone told them they have a cute relationship (they usually ignore TWs but whatever) and decide to shit over them because they didn't even have a proper kiss like???

Do they need to fuck on screen to prove their love

Sometimes we forget that most of BL boys are young and sure, boys IRL do think about sex a lot but they also have feelings and want to love which most media doesn't show

Ash had trauma that could have been healed (maybe not comepletely, but enough to at least try and live a normal life) if he decided to live, but he didn't, and we can't just know what he would've done with Eiji if he went to Japan

Eiji is sweet and shy, we don't see much from his perspective, and we also don't really know much about him and why he was interested in Ash from the very beginning, you could describe it him being mysterious or it's just author's laziness lol (motives might be better explained in the manga where Eiji is a little more realistic to real boys)

And then you see those two just enjoying each other's presence and say YEAH THATS QUEERBAIT

???

When did it become unusual for two people to just enjoy having each other, it's not like you and your partner have this akward sexual tension moment every single second of your time lmao.

#idk what this is #or how to explain it #i just had to let it out #the point is #you dont have to fuck your bf to date him #or kiss him #you can date and thats just literally it #ash and eiji never dated because ash didnt live enough for that to happen #but you know they wouldve #and their relationship wouldve been so beautiful and they would care for each other sm #but ash is dead so none of that :( #banana fish #asheiji #ash lynx #eiji okumura #ash x eiji #gay #lgbt #banana fish the stage #bananafish #anime #manga #bfish #eislan

[zenon-karr]

Eddie after finding out Buck is queer but isn’t into him

as requested by @blue-cheeseinmyoffwhites

#911 abc #buddie #eddie am i not attractive to gay guys diaz #tommy get me out of here kinard #911 what's your emergency? #please hold. #i promise i will watch #baby's first 911 (bad) photoshop #idk if this is what they meant lol #im probably like photoshop guy the can you make it look like my gf caught fish and the guy photoshopped her chopsticks and sushi

[spinthetags]

SOUTH PARK MARCH MADNESS! ROUND 1, MATCHUP 23:

You can refresh your memory on Gay Fish and Do What You Wanna Do by following the hyperlinks! Happy voting!

#south park #spmm #south park march madness #sp march madness #gay fish #do what you wanna do

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

Can you believe it took me 6 months to draw this girl-

#my art #arknights #specter #specter arknights #shame on me really #I honestly don't know what I wwd going for and the arms look awkward but asymmetry is a lie in traditional #or I'm just not good at making straight lines #I mean I'm gay I can't make something straight for the life of me anyways #but yeah there you go #I also hate sunlight #idk if I like this or the lightning I used in my latest drawing I wanna cry #anyways have nun while I go work and then do the event #wwd=went my autocorrect is on crack as always #finished fish art

[wildfire5157]

Shippers you know what to do

It had to be done. Comment below if you have a better ship from either of these two animes.

#poll #my polls #gay men #gay? #anime #yuri on ice #victor nikiforov #yuri katsuki #banana fish #eiji okumura #ash lynx #ash x eiji #victor x yuuri #you know what to do

[nedlittle]

[crawls out of oklahoma! west end bootleg shaking and covered in blood]

#oklahoma! #oklahoma 2019 #oklahoma west end #idk what tags people use #this is pointless text post #thespian tag #TOP 5 MUSICAL IMMEDIATELY ONE OF THE GREATEST ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE 21ST CENTURY #there are some things that a cast recording simply does not prepare you for and one of those things is the smokehouse scene #literally what the fuck was going through daniel fish's mind when he made those decisions. what the fuck man #truly inspirational level of horniness over all. every single person in oklahoma is bisexual #literally a horror story about comphet!!!! #men can't just be gay they have to bait their love rival into committing suicide in one of the sexiest scenes put to stage #women can't just be gay because they don't understand that they can have freedom from the assumption of male attraction #and yet. everyone is bisexual. it is almost textual that annie pegs will like good for them god bless #i miss the preview version where jud & curly switched outfits by tearing off each other's clothes during the dream ballet #i never saw it but i miss it #the titular song made me want to move to oklahoma i was so excited

[ssaalexblake]

The fandom experience is watching Those spi/rk fans say the problem is that they paired spock with the Wrong woman and everybody was fine with Uhura and Spock in the aos movies like i do not remember very easily with no trouble at all the metric shitton of racist misogynistic biphobic sludge that came from fandom from that other thing actually happening in those movies.

Like, I was not even IN the fandom then and I saw all that from the outside, so that means it would have been worse behind the curtain. This is not the argument you think it is.

#trek shit #shipping is not activism #is present in this post #shipping has no moral value #the show potentially shipping spock with uhura is not more moral than what they did do #and frankly considering he's like in her direct chain of command that'd be Worse??? #they skirted that in the movies and gave her the upper hand to make it not be a big wtf #i know we're all on the loser gay website but christ since y'all attributed shipping worth scales on some kind of #morality or representation scale you have gotten so weird about it that #we're like one of those isolated ponds with Weird As Fuck fish in it that exist nowhere else #i'm sorry to let you know but m/f pairings are not wrong in characters with no confirmed sexuality lol #there is a reason nobody takes any of us seriously and it's entitled nonsense like this #we can't even use the term queerbait anymore bc you changed the meaning so awfully that now it's just willthey/won't they #and not active homophobia like please stop

[chawarin-panich]

house md cant even be called queer baiting like ive seen teen wolf i know what queer baiting is... house md is like.... it's like anti queer baiting or maybe even level 2 queer baiting- like they're queer but every so often someone turns on a smoke machine and is like forget you ever saw any of that they're straight here is house getting a lapdance from a sexy woman see??? they are straight i promise

#hilson #other than the fact that they dont kiss absolutely none of it is implied??? #like we're all just sitting here trying to pretend s5 isn't just wilson going i wish i knew how to quit you to house #like what am i supposed to pretend like its SUBTEXT? #like girl please i know fishing for gay content #professional fisher of gay content #i barely even got my line out here

[the-meme-monarch]

Wolf Tobin's bi trans swag

#hey guess what other lauren bouchard show i started watching #the great north #i Do think i like central park more but this one is also very fun and nice :] #anyway wolf mentions taking ibuprofen and also his baby blanket was pink #i think he told his dad and asked him to come up w a new name and beef just no hesitation went 'wolf' and wolf was like 'perfect!!' #he is I Think canonically bi though #he openly talks about men he finds attractive. w his wife #whom he met on a famous movie quotes website about shrek. they are everything actually #and his brother ham is canonically gay! and dating :] #it’s not a plot driven show so there’s not much of a synopsis i can sell you on . #they live in alaska. they are four siblings and their single dad. they catch fish. it’s all very fun #words from the monarch

[vertebrae-entertainment]

FANGST is a 2D action fishing game set in Norway 100 years after an apocalyptic flood swallowed the world, spawning a new Devonian age of sea monsters🌊🎣

Read more here!

Want to keep up with development? Follow us here, on Twitter or join our Discord!

#Fangst #untitled fishing game no longer!! #indie games #fishing #norway #fishing game #platformer #action rpg #we're a queer studio making queer games #gay gaymes for gaymers #our main character is transmasc #romance options included #over 70 kinds of fish #fighting monsters #what more could you want!

[bananafishdepression]

Imagine seeing a pumpking and being like oooh scaryyyyy

#💀 #ash lynx this is about you #because its halloween soon #yk what that means #banana fish #asheiji #ash lynx #eiji okumura #ash x eiji #gay #lgbt #banana fish the stage #bananafish #anime #manga #bfish #eislan

[yesyourstalker]

Warabie: ........*sigh*...........

Shimi:.....mmmm

Cirrina:....*snoring*... Hmm ....hm

Ikkan: ........................... She snores like your dad

Merv: hehehe

Cirrina:...mmmmm no I don't..

Merv: *reading*..............hm......oh! ikkan look we're home..... look at that!

Ikkan: wow.....look at all that green. It's been a while since I've seen that much grass........

[hello passengers we've landed in krillarney thank you for choosing the Marlin airport]

Shimi: ugh finally....

Warabie:....*huuuuf*... let's go... So where do we rent a car or something?

Ikkan: we still need to take the ferry.....

Cirrina: *yawn*.... did we land?

Ikkan: Yeah.. let's get out of here. let me get your bag for you.

Shimi: so where do we need to go?

Warabie: You said something about a ferry

Merv: yep we need cath the bus and head over to the dock catch a ferry and head over to the house. When's the next bus coming?

Ikkan: the next bus in 2 hours.....

Shimi: 2 hours? ....ugh!

Cirrina: ok so what do we do?

Ikkan: idk walk around the City. We are 30 minutes away let me just get a scuber.

Warabie: you need to get clothes and everything anyway dad.

Shimi: mmmmm.... alright......

Ikkan: is Mrs Cuddle still open?

Merv: yeah they're still serving food. I warn you now so brace yourself cuz Mrs. Cuddle has been waiting a long time to see you again.

Ikkan: I know

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Gai: woooow .... So this is all yours. All of it?

Neta: yeah......*huff*...... Yeah it's all mine. I didn't get that much merchandise. I just got a couple t-shirts and a figure, two figures, actually......*huff*.. ..It's actually quite rare. I checked online. They're selling for $500.

Gai: is this your old bass..... All beat up huh? You must have put a lot of love into it

Neta: I I-i did....... Well actually my uh ....my partner he uh......... He put a lot of her love in it. He took it to most of his tours so......

Gai: yeah I heard metalopod guy....... makes sense he seems like your type

Neta:...yeah...hehehe..heeee...*sigh*.........

Gai:...... Really nice place you have here. It's the same size as our house... That's not saying much about our old house....... What's that room

Neta: oh uhhhhh that's that's my daughter's room.....

Gai: oh yeah..... little Cici how old is she now 12?

Neta: she's 15 now

Gai oh..

Neta: Dad why are you here? Do you need money or something? Did you and kat fight or something?

Gai: what?! No! A man can't talk to his son after 18 years of no contact. No phone calls no visits or anything, didn't even get to see my granddaughter.

Neta: as if you ever tried to reach out to me

Gai: well how was I supposed to do that? How was I supposed to reach out to you when you're running around everywhere?

Neta: well you know when you're so used to bouncing from house to house It's kind of hard to stay in one place

Gai: well you know you did have a choice to stay at home but You didn't want that. Nothing was ever good for you

Neta: The fuck do you mean nothing was good for me? You moved me out of the house when I was 6!! You can't even handle a 6-year-old?!

Gai: not you! You were terrible!! You were angry, you were mean, you were spiteful! Almost every week I'd catch you stealing something from me! Every day you'd always have to defy me!!

Neta: I don't know dad maybe if you were emotionally there for me and actually been a father!...

Gai: I did my best!

Neta: you did your best?! YOU DID YOUR BEST?! YOU FUCKING ABANDONED ME!! YOU WERE NEVER THERE!! EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT TO DROP ME AT MY AUNT OR A COUSIN OR AT PULPO'S HOUSE YOU DID!!

Gai:......

Neta: EVER SINCE MOM DIED YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS YOU BURDEN JUST A NUISANCE THAT YOU COULD NEVER GET RID OF AND YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DOING YOUR BEST!! .....

Gai: YES!! I WAS DOING MY BEST YOU THINK I WANTED TO DROP YOU OFF ANYWHERE I COULDN'T HANDLE MY OWN PROBLEMS AND THEN I HAD TO HANDLE YOUR PROBLEMS ON TOP OF THAT I COULDN'T DO THAT SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO!

Neta:.....*sniff*...........

Gai: I wasn't the perfect father. I was emotionally distant I was neglectful and I was unavailable for a lot of things in your life.... .

Neta:...................

Gai:.... I'm......*sigh*..... I'm sorry..........I really am........

Neta:.....................

Gai: I just wasn't prepared to be a single parent..... I always expected Sydney to be there with me....... when she died.......... I..... I guess I just shut down....... I didn't know what to do so I didn't do anything.......

Neta:..........................

Gai: I just want to make things right.

Neta:..................... I don't think you can dad........I really don't............. The damage has already been done.

Gai:.......*sigh*........ I understand........ I just want you to know that I love you...............

Neta:.................

Gai: even though I had a hard time showing it....... I did.... I really did.... I wasn't there for you because I knew I would make things worse for you.

Neta:........................... So you dumped me in military school!?....................

Gai:.………….……....... When I enrolled you I just wanted you to be disciplined. I wanted you to have structure and order and stability all those things that I knew I wasn't able to give you............

Neta:....................................

Gai: when they assigned you to a combat Splatoon I-

Neta: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME IN?!?!?! INTELLIGENCE?! ENGINEERING?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!??

Gai:........................

Neta: YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME DAD!! I WAS EXPELLED TWICE, HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, BAD MENTAL HEALTH!! DID IT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND THAT THEY VIEWED ME AS DISPOSABLE!!!

Gai:.......................I didn't. I honestly didn't

Neta: *crying*.I had to watch my friends die!!!...I had to watch strangers die by my own hand....*crying*......do you know what that does to a person???!!!..... I was 14!!....that place ruined my life!! That place ruined me!...*sobbing*.............

Gai:........*sigh*...........neta

Neta:...*sobbing*.......

Gai: ...................... come here...... alright..... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry..........

Neta: *sobbing*

[hour and 45 minutes]

Neta:.....................................................................

Gai:......................................…...............................

Neta: *sigh*....*sniff*...............

Gai: are you okay

Neta:.no..... I'm used to it tho......[stretch]......*uggg*..how long are you going to be on the surface?

Gai: uhhh I'm planning on staying for a short while...... just trying to get acclimated.

Neta: .......... maybe we can get something to eat.... Maybe catch up and try not to fight

Gai:.....................ok............

Neta:.....ok

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Mahi: do you even know where you're going babe?

Mizole: yeah I'm just taking the shortcut I know where I'm going

ichiya: can't say the same thing about your career

Umishi: I can't believe you got 3 passes to the tidal wave festival. I heard they were sold out minutes after lunch?

Mahi: so The company that does these shows I think they're called 'meso company'. They work with neta and some other store owners. They help them sell their leftover merch and also let them sell tickets to their shows. One of the benefits is that they get vouchers every month so they can get a free pass to any show they all expire after the year is over

Umishi: ohhh that sounds nice you get a lot of benefits

Mizole: and he just gives you all of his passes?

Mahi: not all of them. He's saving five for Haar fest in the fall. I think it's some metal thing I don't know....I know Candi's going with him.......... Holy shit plucc-eeie's we need to go there!

Mizole: what? No we can't

Umishi: Great! Need to pick up some stuff.... I know we have a cooler but maybe we should get some more water and ice

ichiya: here buy a grill and charcoal and some food while you're at it. the food is expensive at festivals

Mizole: You can't buy your girlfriend food at the show.

ichiya: *glares* . .......... He's an extra 20. Buy yourself a tacky t-shirt.

Umishi: oh nice thanks [peck].... Be civil and don't start a fight. We're using his car.

Ichiya:..............................................................

Mizole:..............................................

Ichiya: soooo ...you and uhhh ..

Mizole: mahi

Ichiya: yeah them........... So did you meet them at the concert or did you just use the concert tickets that were meant for us behind my back?

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Warabie: wow this place is actually nice. I thought it'd be a lot more........ehhhhhh.. old fashioned

Ikkan: That's because we're in the tourist area. Locals don't live here and people who do live here moved here...... well..... Some locals live here. Noji has an apartment here.

Merv: yep damn shame they'll never truly get the krillarney experience.......

Shimi: which part are you in?

Merv: Wrassel. Wrassel Krillarney

Warabie: they have a shopping district here..... Dad you want to go shopping for some clothes? Maybe a suitcase?

Shimi: might as well since I'm going to be stuck here for a month. Ugh.... Judging from the people here, I don't think they have anything nice to wear.

Warabie: see this why you're here to begin with dad you never have anything positive to say. Come on let's go I'm sure they have some designer brands

Shimi: yeah. for farmers......

Warabie:*eye roll* just text me when the bus is here

Ikkan: alright.......you want to look around Cirrina?

Cirrina: ok you said Uncle Noji lived here?

Ikkan: yeah........ but I think he's home.

Cirrina: please

Ikkan: *sigh* ok..... why do we go to Mrs Cuddles first, get something to eat. They have the best fried cod

Merv: yeah and watch Ida give you a long awaited tongue lashing.

Ikkan:mmmmm

Cirrina: hehehehehe

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Gai: *eating* so they kicked you out of the band cuz you were sleeping with their old bass player?

Neta:..... Yeah if you want to word it like that.......*sigh*.....*eating*....it was just the front man who had a problem with it the other didn't really care.

Gai: do you at least get residuals

Neta: just a little I get a couple checks here and there. nothing much....

Gai: hmmmm........so how's your business holding up?

Neta:*eating*... It's going great..... opening a second location I'm planning on buying a house getting married lots to do

Gai: oh..........wow....... I missed a lot.....

Neta: yeah......... but......... you're here now I guess.......*eating*......

Gai: I'm surprised you want me back in your life

Neta: I don't

Gai: oh

Neta:.......... but you're here so might as well stay I don't care what you do anymore..... what made you decide to show up anyway?? it's not like I'm a successful musician anymore.... you need money or something?

Gai:.......................

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Warabie: hey mahi!! How's your little road trip

Mahi: it's umnm

Mizole: why are you still mad that I dumped you!!?? like it's been years get over it ?!

Ichiya: because you didn't fucking "dump me" You fucking ghosted me!!! You ignored my calls! You ignored my text!! You blocked me almost everywhere and didn't explain why!! Dumping someone is telling them to their fucking face not just leaving them confused and feeling like shit!!

Mahi: it's fine we're almost to the festival do you want me to get you something. I can get you a shirt and make you feel better

Warabie: nahhh I'm fine

Mahi: so how's the farm?

Warabie: we're not on the farm yet. We're in the city. My dad was forced to come with us so we have to get him close. It's a long story.

Mahi: oh damn you have to stay with your dad? It just keeps getting worse for you huh?

Mizole: see this is why this is why no one wants to be around you!! You're so overbearing and you overstep constantly! You have no concept of boundaries and you have no understanding of personal space!!

Ichiya: what do you mean? I don't understand boundaries!? I literally did not talk to you for several fucking months because I assumed you wanted to be alone and you know what I did?! I left you the fuck alone!!

Mizole: checking someone's Inkstagram five times a day isn't leaving someone alone!

Mahi: just give me one second........ Hey babe can you stop fighting with your ex please. You two are killing the vibe. Also, you're driving way over the speed limits kind of making me nervous

Mizole: sorry babe

Mahi:....... So when you get on the farm send me a picture and also bring back some stuff

Warabie: like what?

Mahi: I don't know fruit? Or something.... maybe a calf!

Warabie:... Like you take care of that... I gotta go see ya .......*huff*...dad it's been an hour we have enough things lets try to find ikkan.....he mentioned Mrs Cuddles.......... hey uhhh hello do you know where Mrs Cuddles is? think it might be a restaurant.

Stranger: oh Mrs Cuddles yeah? Yee uh jest gotta up to dolly wea pass te fork in roed don lef wen ya reech the stock for coaches It's going to be in the ridt next to the fritter bakery...

Warabie: ..............thank you

Stranger: cod bless.

Warabie: ..................................

Shimi: see this we go to nice places when we travel .... You actually understand what they're saying.

Warabie: Dad....uhg...... I'll just search it.......[ping]....... Here it is...... 'Dollyway pass' is a street name okay.. I think I understand what he was saying.... let's go.

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Mrs Cuddles: well well looky here. is that Merv?! Haven't seen you in months.... Did your wife ground you again hehehe.... I swear how you found that woman. I will never know

Merv: well I'm just here for a quick visit for the summer.... Just the regular please...... I also brought someone...

Ikkan: ....... hey Mrs Cuddles

Mrs Cuddle: No..... Absolutely not..... ikkan Kane!!........ It's been years since I've heard from you! No phone call, no visit, no email, not even a letter!

Ikkan: I'm sorry

Mrs Cuddle: your brother always drops by almost every month just to see me... And you can't even give me a letter. Not even a holiday card!.... Look at you as skinny as the day you left. Sit down.

Ikkan: hehe I've just been really busy....hehehe I'm really sorry.... I should write to you more....

Mrs Cuddle: you should! ... I've been taking care of you since you were nothing but ink! Changed your nappies and everything....... Still have that stain on my white blouse, it never came out...

Cirrina: hehehehehhehhehe

Mrs Cuddle: and who is this? Young lady well aren't you pretty?.... What's your name love?

Cirrina: Cirrina

Mrs Cuddle: cirrrinnnaa oh that's a lovely name. Is she yours

Ikkan: yeah she's my daughter my partner's the biological father

Cirrina: him and my dad are dating

Mrs Cuddle: oh..... ikkan... I have expected you to be in a relationship.........but then again I never expected your father either so hahahahaha. Have some food it's on the house.. Nice and fresh.... ikkan you drink?

Ikkan: not that much

Mrs Cuddle: stand up.........ummm...tall like your mother...... You can probably drink as much as she can too. I'll give you two mugs on the house

Ikkan: one is fine.........*sigh*........ You like this place so far Cici.

Cici: yeah it's nice. I like Mrs Cuddles she's nice

Ikkan: you'll see her again when I get married...

Cirrina: there's a lot of Octolings and inklings here and they look..... Native

Merv: That's because this place wasn't affected by the turf war.

Cirrina: really?

Merv: when the war started a lot of ink fish moved up here to escape the war didn't want to be part of it. Due to the landscapes we weren't affected by the flood all that much. A little bit of corrosion on the mountain.

Cirrina: so these octolings lived on the surface for their whole life? They were never underground? Like ever?

Merv:.....well a lot of them escaped from the underground...a lot of Octolings work in trade here. Most of these new buildings are made by octolings.

Cirrina: wow..... They don't have turf wars do they?

Ikkan: ehhhhhh..... It's not popular. But they do you have a lot of other fun stuff here

Warabie: ugh..... This place is confusing.....*huff*...... What the hell is a coach?

Shimi: *humpf*..

Ikkan: a coach is just what some call buses you'll get used to some of the lingo the longer you live here...........hey mom I oh-

Koi-koi voicemail: sorry, I can't be on the phone right now I'm currently on vacation and I'm probably drunk hehehehehe leave a message at the tone

Ikkan: ok.... Hi Mom, I made it home safe. Just wanted to let you know that. Enjoy your vacation.bye....... love you....... Let's head to the bus stop and hit the ferry. We're almost home.

Cirrina: Wait you promised we were going to visit Uncle Noji!

Ikkan: did I? I don't remember that.

Cirrina: but you said-

Ikkan: I say a lot of stuff sweetie. I can't keep up with the shit I say let's go

Mahi and Umishi bought so much shit from plucc-eeies they bought a tent and everything they got a lot of knick-knacks for everyone except for @fish-at-fish-fish-resort @catastropic

#Mrs. cuddle is not a cuddle fish she's actually a pollan fish #there's going to be a lot of pollen fish #neta is bpd coaded #Gai is a deadbeat dad but he's not like a terrible person. #I mean he is a bad guy but like at the same time he's not. he's kind of like BoJack if you get what I'm saying #plucky's It's just buc-ee's for Splatoon #If you don't know what buc-ee's All I can say it's not a gas station and it's not a truck stop. it's an experience #if they weren't in a car I feel like umishi and mahi would enjoy watching their partners fight. #they like the drama #ichiya and mizole were toxic and everyone hated them as a couple but they love the drama. they ate that shit up #every time they fought online it was an event #we're going to get to the farm and the festival next time I swear