#what did the turkey do

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My youngest sister brought home her university boyfriend for Thanksgiving. My middle sibling introduced cieself as "Scarlett O'Hara." He didn't know what a turkey was. It was Prince George. 

#dream #i am so confused #who was prince george #what did the turkey do #thanksgiving #boyfriend #university #sibling #family #scarlett o'hara #prince george

[spider-lilliss]

A list of all of Damian Wayne's pets but they are just getting bigger:

1. Alfred Pennyworth the cat (named after Alfred the man of course)

Alfred found him and brought him to Damian! He said he reminded him of Damian.

Edit: it happened in batman incorporated volume 2 if you want to read it! He appeared in issue 6.

2. Murder King (Wayne Family Adventures universe)

His birthday present from Bruce.

It's free on the website Webtoon! Wayne Family Adventures chapter 13.

3. Jerry the Turkey (li'l Gotham universe exclusive)

I don't remember the details but Damian encountered a pack of turkeys while on a mission and he just kept him after that.

4. Titus

I unfortunately haven't had the chance to read Titus's comics yet, I think Bruce got him to Damian?

Edit: I recommend reading the super sons annual, it's a one shot of Titus and the other super-pets as the league of super pets.

Anyway he's a very good dog.

5. Batcow

Rescued from a mission on a slaughterhouse! When Damian saw what the place did to animals he declared he adopts batcow and as of now he's vegetarian.

Edit: again, I recommend supersons annual if you want to read about her! She's a member of the league of super-pets as well. The origin comic is batman incorporated volume 2 issue 1.

6. Goliath the Dragon Bat

If you're Damian Wayne's fans I really recommend reading Robin Son of Batman! It's where Goliath was introduced, in general I consider it the best Damian Wayne comic ever.

To short things up, Damian found him at his time with the League of Assassins while on a mission, and brought him back with him. Later on Robin Son of Batman he also brought him to Gotham to be with the other pets.

Bonus pics

Isn't he the cutest? He's my favourite (shhh don't tell Alfred).

And 7, the newest member- Wiggles!

Appeared in nightwing volume 4 issue 42. He just appeared and Damian adopted him and took him to the cave with the other pets.

Comparison of Wiggles near Goliath-

That's my presentation for today. Goodbye.

#did i just do all this so i could talk about wiggles? #yes i did #goliath the dragonbat #alfred the cat #jerry the turkey #murder king #batcow #Damian Wayne's pets #please write more fics about them #i need to sleep #what am i doing here #Damian Wayne #batfamily #batfam #batfamily pets #dc comics #damian wayne #bat pets

[canmom]

every time I'm inclined to think 'oh, i should catch up with what friends posted on Instagram'... well, i just end up like 'how does anyone use this program', every other post is an ad and they fucking play sound at you.

#maybe it will work better if i do what i did with youtube and replace the app with a link to the website to open in firefox lol #they're mostly trying to flog art tutorials but today the algorithm decided to shoot five ads in a row for holidays in turkey

[psychedelic-ink]

man living with toxic relatives really is the worst, you come home and you just deal with more bullshit when you should be relaxing

#sil talks.🎤 #your girl is losing her mind #everything i do is wrong #ive been told i might be 18 but i have an experience of a highschooler #even tho my aunt literally does not know what i did in turkey and believe me it ain't highschooler lever #and when I ask her something it's always why are you asking me google it #like maam arent you supposed to be this super experienced 50 year old why are you bitching at me when I ask question about a country i just #moved to 2 months ago #like god damnit #i dont know how much of this i can take #and im not even mnetioning her constantly saying “the new generation doesn't want to do anything” #the new generation doesnt know how to use google #the new generation doesn want to work #the future of coorparate america is screwed because the new generation doesn't know how to do anything #WHO RAISED THAT NEW GENERATION????? #YOU #YOU DID #SO STFU #her kids literally don't know how to communicate with other people and when i do something I'm constantly in the wrong lmao #mind you she knows my manager loved me and I'm getting a raise this week #and after i told her she said i have experience of a highschooler and I'm not ready for new york #well i sure as hell ain't gonna be ready for it living with you #god i hate it #ah and also me needing to hide my hips #delete later

[thelostgirl21]

(Edit: Someone pointed out I'd mixed up Francesca and Triss! My apologies!)

Okay, but should we... worry that Dijkstra and Emhyr switched seats at some point during the reading or...?

I mean, does it actually mean anything? Are we supposed to be concerned about that?

They had seemed to start the reading by sitting everyone with who they were last seen with in S3, or "thematically", at least, somehow...

With Yennefer being where she is because she's part of the main cast, and they needed people to see how she and the new Geralt looked together, I guess!

Otherwise, you have Jaskier next to Geralt and Milva; and since Regis is at the end of the table I'm guessing they kept things a bit more Hansa or Hansa-mission related on that side...

Ciri next to Yennefer with her new girlfriend and the Rats on the other side...

Radovid sitting opposite Jaskier (a bit to his left, I think) with the Redanian Intelligence...

Vilgefortz next to Philippa with Triss and the Lodge of Sorceresses... So Yennefer and Ciri are sitting in front of a wall of the mages...

Then, suddenly, Philippa's flanked by... Vilgefortz (that was already there) and Emhyr Var Emreis (ah... where the fuck did you come from)?!?!?!

Did they start S5's reading, and had some actors "relocate" accordingly?

Did Philippa have a falling out with Dijkstra?

More importantly, where's Radovid? And who's looking after him now?

You had one job, Dijkstra! (Although, no offense, Radovid might be better off without you... Not sure, however, that the fucking Emperor of Nilfgaard is a better replacement! I wouldn't exactly trust him to have the King of Redania's best interest to heart, let me put it that way...)

#Sigismund Dijkstra #Philippa Eilhart #Emhyr Var Emreis #Radovid #Jaskier #Go get your boyfriend #He looks a bit lost sitting there on the other side surrounded by dangerous evil devious no good people #That won't even invite him to have turkey at Thanksgivings even though he bought Dijkstra that electric carving knife thingy... #At least maybe they'd be into playing that drinking game where you take a swig each time you see a bit of blood... #Somehow I feel that's what poor Radovid's actually been doing his whole life.... #An actual in-universe drinking game... #Radovid sees blood and he just goes to hide and have a drink! #That's why Hugh was so quick to suggest it! Like Joey with Jaskier he's got an inner Radovid that shows up every now and then... #I swear my tags make sense if you've been watching interviews of Hugh Graham and Cassie together! #But yeah where did Dijkstra go? #My Posts #My Thoughts #My extreme overthinking

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: johnp.shanley

JPS knows what’s what 🫣🦃👀😂

Turkey Day (re)Hash 🦃

BTW, there are variations of this recipe all over the internet. It’s not exclusively “hers”. Maybe InStyle removed the link because she recently got caught scamming the press disguised as a “friend” and colluding with his stalker in a vicious smear campaign against Armie Hammer, and InStyle didn’t want to be associated with someone who would actively try to destroy someone’s life.

#johnp.shanley #instagram #jps knows what’s what #eat it liz #turkey day #sorry had to do it #never not going to share those facts #we see what you did Liz #out of InStyle #turkey rehash #leftovers #it’s what’s for dinner #gobble gobble #support armie hammer #we gather together #happy thanksgiving #mafalda always looks for signs #tales from the charmiesphere

[lightdancer1]

See the further irony is:

That in using 'Mall Goth Sauron' as the take on Dark Willow over 'misogynist has character randomly killed for LULZ' it also allows for greater accountability on the one hand and for Season 7 to thematically focus on repairing all this damage in the midst of facing an enemy of shadows reliant on lies to further itself. The only way to break the Druj is the absolute Truth in a very Zoroastrian sense. Characters don't get to neatly skip past accountability for their actions, and this would spiral over into further later seasons with the essential reality that in an otherwise lower-level setting this one random girl from California is a Dark Phoenix-tier reality warper and the most powerful person on the planet, or the universe.

And the questions of how that power could and should be employed on the one hand and that Willow is essentially a Doctor Strange type who beats up Gods and Eldritch Abominations for her regular line of work where her counterparts deal with the more 'street level' crises would in turn be the logical conclusion of where the show ends. She doesn't do as much physical fighting for the same reason that Stephen Strange never uses magic to go punch the Hulk in the face, her narrative role is ultimately that of Sorceress Supreme of Earth, with literally nobody in an ancient established war anticipating that this one random ginger from California was and is the new Sorceress Supreme and that if they had had such awareness the realities are that this power would and could have taken worse forms.

Unfortunately for the world, the reality too is that it is a shy computer geek who has a not at all subtle dark side and the usual teenage anxieties and insecurities given the equivalent of being able to reliably actually do things other people might dream of but can never do.

But again as long as Dawn Summers being a good thing is a narrative convention that's established memory magic is a poor choice to show the corrupting effects of reality-warping. It's a case of 'yes as established in canon all of this is true for that one season but then they decided to retcon it, so the fans are not obligated to care about it any more than the canon does about this itself.'

#willow rosenberg #tara maclay #dawn summers #you will never convince me as long as Dawn Summers is a plot device that 'memory magic unforgivable' is anything but bad writing #it was the choice used but there are other equally toxic things that could have been done instead #the basic theme of 'very powerful person decides things for another in an abusive fashion' works just as well without it #Tara's growth arc in refusing to tolerate abuse even from the person who brought her out of her shell can stand perfectly fine #it works even better with a budding Sauron than abruptly deciding 'wholesale memory rewrites good retail unforgivable.' #killing Tara off also denies her any sense of closure or ability to get that closure with the person who does this #the entire element here with the way things went down is bad writing from Point A to point Z #and it's also easily forgotten but Tara wasn't in fact intended to be Willow's love interest #she was replacement Willow for sympathy points #her entire arc as such became Willow X Tara but it was a choice from actor chemistry #So in giving Tara a role besides 'Willow's Girlfriend' it arguably does better by her character #tara x willow #btvs #and yes yes the 'scale changes things' argument is true but only to a point #it's really no different to introduce Dawn than what Willow did #if the retail is wrong so is the wholesale and the decisions to make this that point of no return is an avoidable mistake #plus honestly imagine a Season 7 Tara going 'sweetie no' and a Season 7 Willow dealing with those consequences in real time #equally one can have Tara's cold turkey approach stick exactly as it was #and serve as her role in the time bomb because she's a product of an abusive family and not an infallible moral guide #she rightly sees the problem and at least tries to address it when nobody else did #but unfortunately her solution was pouring gasoline on the fire and then vacating the range where the fire would burn #still further between that and Willow being human enough to resent being told to take that pain and do it going it alone #there'd be plenty of reasons for a surviving Tara and Willow to spend season 7 broken up as is #Tara would not at all be wrong to be wary and not want to touch reformed Sauron with a 400 foot pole #Willow equally would resent someone whose bad advice helped create the problem and who evades any recognition thereof #good old fashioned drama with entirely human motives

[creaturesdaily-by-garauk]

Turkey with a sniper rifle

DAY FOUR!

Turkey with a sniper rifle. I stole the one from tf2!

#creatures daily by gar auk #turkey #i did not use reference for this. i do not know what turkeys look like.

[whitherwanderer]

30 // amity

Breath slow. Eyes open. Hands steady, for once. It was nice not to feel how much of her strength she’d lost and still be able to aim straight.

When was the last time she did this? When was the last time she did this and felt something good?

She squared her posture, pulled her arm back tight, and stared down the first bottle she’d perched on a rock. She took her time. She felt through herself, the wind, the savory calm. And when she was ready, it wasn't a matter of letting go in the way she was used to. Instead, she gripped tight. She squeezed the trigger.

Her arms jerked, but she held herself steady. It wasn’t as loud as she remembered, though the shot rang through the desert and scared the nearby birds into flight or silence. And her target? Sif’s heart nearly burst into flames in her chest when all she could see of it were glittering shards of brown glass littering the dirt. But she pulled a deep breath. Then another. Measured. Composed. For a beat.

Her boot came down hard into the gravel and her arms went up in the air, barking a laugh at herself as she pulled the weapon—this hard-won trophy, a symbol that she wasn’t a failure but merely changed—close to her chest to feel the heat off of it. “Gods, damn it. Finally,” she sighed, an irrepressible smile on her lips.

If only she had more than a precious few bullets, she might have fired off another round or two, become more familiar with the weapon, built her confidence and learned her limits. But this? This small, long-sought victory was enough for now. Enough to assure her that she could still be good for something. That he alone wouldn't have to bear the responsibility of protecting them both.

Spinner would have Her way of turning her fortunes tomorrow, Sif wagered, but today? Today was hers.

She settled down in the shade of the ironwood under which they’d made camp and set the weapon aside in favor of a flask, lifting it to the heavens in thanks before bringing it to her lips. As a bitter taste flooded her tongue, she was given pause, then huffed to herself.

A battle-in-progress that she was fighting on a quieter front. Tea.

#ffxivwrite2023 #[ the longest road ] #[ drabbles; sif ] #holy shit i did it #five years and i have finally been able to complete all 30 days #idk what the difference was this year but i'll take it #thank you moen for running this!! #and for those curious #sif is not going cold turkey #(she'd probably get too sick of she did) #but she is TRYING not to drink as much #some days are better than others #she's going to have relapses and make bad decisions along the way #but she's trying #besides if she went cold turkey i'd have to stop calling her 'sauced songstress' #that is a crisis of identity i do not want to confront yet #anyway thank you for following along if you have been #it means a lot ;u;

[fate-defiant]

i have two, no three fancomics in me rn and it's rotten work it's such rotten work

#ill fucking do it but christ alive #do you know how frustrating it is that nowhere on the internet. NOWHERE ON THE INTERNET CAN I FIND A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO-- #--.......any folk clothing really #like listen. everytime i look up that shit its either #1) photos of folk dancers wearing STAGE COSTUMES. its a start but it aint it #(though i did give in eventually cos eeeehhhhh it fits narratively kinda?? you'll see before i am dead i hope) #2) old and grainy photos where you cant make out the fucking details #and that's not even scratching the surface like #EXPLAIN ALL THE LAYERS TO ME. DON'T JUST LIST WHAT CLOTHIGN ARTICLES ARE WORN TELL ME WHICH IS WHICH. SHJOW ME THE ORDER #HOW IS THAT SHIT TIED WHAT CLASS/MARITAL STATUS/RELIGIOUS GROUP DOES THAT INDICATE WHAT OCCASION #IS THERE LIKE A NONO? IS THERE A NONO FOR CERTAIN PATTERNS AND COLORS? BITCH TELL ME #TELL ME ALL THE DETAILS I NEED THEM I DONT WANNA DIG AROUND THE INTERNET FOR BOOKS #ALSO WHY. WHY ARE THERE FASHION HISTORY BOOKS WITH BARELY ANY PICTURES #YOU ARE DISCUSSING A VISUAL MEDIUM! V I S U A L!!!!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #also did you know izmir turkey has a long and messy and fascinating history. like 4000 years. Goddamn #fate.txt #off topic

[essektheylyss]

these roots run real deep...

got really into painting fungus textures this week so I figured I'd do my wizard's (incomplete) family tree and uh, went a little overboard. it's fine it's what they deserve!

#got a LENGTHY to do list for this session and the first item on it is text mom (gn) back and PANIC #(that would be the fey up top. i love them. that's my MOM) #will not say what I've been affectionately calling them cuz it does involve secrets and the rest of the party follows me lol #granted there's def a secret in here but it's fine it'll come out soon enough lol #intrigue campaign provides so much enrichment in my enclosure I'm not even kidding #my art #will also tag uhhh #body horror #for cordycia lol #truly WHAT is the point of an ostentatious and dramatic family if you do not do an ostentatious family portrait #setting up the composition on this was SO fun ngl. i did almost tap out before the turkey tail mushrooms and the ivy tho. #panicked and did them on a second layer cuz i was terrified id fuck it up in the eleventh hour but we made it boys

[turkey-sandwich]

He looks so proud of himself lmfaooooooo

#midori: im going to send morisawa-senpai a weird message about an eggplant kidnapping shinobu #tetora: wdym you did what. that's not going to work #i need him to do this face more often i like it when hes being a cheeky little fucker #enstars #midori takamine #tetora nagumo #turkey reads

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Y'know I think a real friend would've told me "you have too many WIPs already" and not shamelessly encouraged my new Xedgin fic idea like @captainofthefallen did.

*flipping through a book ominously titled Dead in Thay* Anyway pay no attention to me! I'll just be over here reading! You all go on about your days!

#mads writes stuff #la la la... #my poor DM is like I've been trying to get you to pay attention to dungeons and battle mechanics for YEARS #and THIS IS WHAT GETS YOU TO DO THAT!? #he's in despair #I blurted out 'well since she's a bard she can use Greater Restoration' during our last session #and everyone stared at me and my DM was like did you... just... know... who can cast what spell off the top of your head? #picture the John Mulaney Last Supper Thanksgiving turkey bit and you've got a pretty good idea how that scene unfolded

[leefi]

love being in charge of thanksgiving dinner i taste tested the turkey and went god damn this is the worst bird ive made to date by far but no skin off my back. then dinner rolls around and people are begging me to open a restaurant

#abrahim: im sorry but the cranberry sauce was a little too spicy this year #me (agrees): thats ok barby #abrahim 20 minutes later: actually after having a little more i changed my mind it’s really good #i should use this power for evil or something #woof #guest: the bird is SO moist #me: it’s like drywall actually but thanks? #what fucking thanksgiving dinners have you people been having. jesus christ #anyway here’s a rundown of the dinner. #potato leek soup: what it says on the tin. blended to a puree. the secret ingredient is curry powder and i #dress it with a basil infused EVOO drizzle and top with crispy bacon. #turkey: i brine in an orange-apple cider vinegar-white onion-cinnamon-star anise brine for at least overnight #then cover in a compound butter of rosemary sage oregano and garlic #aromatics in the cavity #the cranberry sauce is made with orange juice star anise and cinnamon. #i also repurposed some of #the cranberry sauce this year to infuse into my candied pomelo rinds #the mashed potatoes are mashed potatoes. idk I hate cooking potatoes I didn’t do anything special there #just a fuckton of butter. it’s meant to be a canvas for the rest of the food anyway. #zayn was in charge of veg because he is a veg god. he did brussel sprouts and roasted sweet potato #and both were a highlight for lots of people. he keeps things simple too but he just knows what herbs and spices to use #he’s so so good at keeping things healthy which imo is a greater accomplishment than what i do #all of my siblings are amazing cooks #oh and for dessert I ordered a lemon lavender cake for Zayn’s birthday and picked up pumpkin and pecan pies. barby brought eggnog

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"I don't think it's silly at all."

It was completely understandable to him, for her to be a touch nervous-even with how confident he felt in their ability to get away with it, there was no denying that it was an incredibly brazen plan. How many people would be so bold as to spend the evening in the company of their secret lovers, right under the nose of so many people, people who would absolutely lose their minds if they knew the truth...

"They do say that sometimes, the best place to hide is in plain sight," Dorian continued, rubbing his chin as he gave it some thought. "And I think that turn of phrase will prove to be very true tonight: As I said, I believe that everyone will mostly be so busy schmoozing and making nice that their eyes will hardly be on us. I'm sure we'll have to come over and shake hands with Mr. and Mrs. So-and-so who will be at the wedding tomorrow, accept the congrats of Mr. and Mrs. What's-the-name, kiss up to the Something-or-others, but I think we can manage that."

As he listened off these imaginary guests, Dorian flashed her a little smile, in the hopes that his playful names would make her laugh, help her relax a little-humor was oftentimes his way of alleviating stress, taking the edge off, and he hoped it would be the same for Emily as he finished confidently, "We'll go around, roll out the proverbial welcome wagon, perhaps answer a few questions here and there, but overall, I'm sure we'll be able to slip away and spend the evening with those we'd most enjoy it with."

#((i love that idea! without thinking she namedrops something MUCH older than her)) #((something that might be more from june and wilhelm's generation; and they express pleasant surprise)) #((not expecting someone of her age to be familiar with that-maybe emily's able to wave it off a little)) #((as being an 'old soul'; interested in older media as a means of covering for herself?)) #((i think she'd defidently have picked up on a lot of pop culture and slang over the years)) #((and so i could see those older piece of media/turns of phrase bleeding into her vernacular!)) #((honestly; i get it: i'm not up on my modern pop culture and slang!)) #((who's the hottest movie star right now? beats me. who's got the hottest album right now? how should i know?)) #((i admit that i don't listen to the local yokel radio station as much as i did; i got sirius xm now)) #((so i find myself listening to the older music channels; and i watch a lot of older movies)) #((more than i do what's in theaters with some exceptions; so that's probably why i'm so lost!)) #((also: happy turkey day!)) #outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Days of Future Past

[princemick-archive]

everyones rbing that pic of charles seb and binotto in brazil 2019 and referencing turkey 2010 and im just here nodding along as if I know what any of that means.

#kyle.txt #i am so confused #why do they look like scolded children what happened during brazil 2019 #also turkey 2010 i know its bitchboy seb but what did he do that time #also veey much /gen