#like god damnit

[psychedelic-ink]

man living with toxic relatives really is the worst, you come home and you just deal with more bullshit when you should be relaxing

#sil talks.🎤 #your girl is losing her mind #everything i do is wrong #ive been told i might be 18 but i have an experience of a highschooler #even tho my aunt literally does not know what i did in turkey and believe me it ain't highschooler lever #and when I ask her something it's always why are you asking me google it #like maam arent you supposed to be this super experienced 50 year old why are you bitching at me when I ask question about a country i just #moved to 2 months ago #like god damnit #i dont know how much of this i can take #and im not even mnetioning her constantly saying “the new generation doesn't want to do anything” #the new generation doesnt know how to use google #the new generation doesn want to work #the future of coorparate america is screwed because the new generation doesn't know how to do anything #WHO RAISED THAT NEW GENERATION????? #YOU #YOU DID #SO STFU #her kids literally don't know how to communicate with other people and when i do something I'm constantly in the wrong lmao #mind you she knows my manager loved me and I'm getting a raise this week #and after i told her she said i have experience of a highschooler and I'm not ready for new york #well i sure as hell ain't gonna be ready for it living with you #god i hate it #ah and also me needing to hide my hips #delete later

[personawhat]

to overwatch fan artists:

how in the fuck do you draw genji ???

#he’s so difficult to draw #like god damnit #please get an easier design #overwatch #genji shimada #whata rambles

[maythray]

binder has become too small incident 300 dead millions more injured

#its on rn and im so angry knowing that i gotta take it off for my own health #like god damnit

[cryptic-michael]

ALL my problems would be solved if i grew a beard to look like him.

#HOZIER MY GUY #EVEYTHIGN WOULD BE SOLVED IF I BECAME HIM #LOOKS WISE I CANT SING SOFT PRETTY SONGS JUST WEIRD ONES #AJSFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #hozier #welcoem new tag..aka hozier tag #i mhsjdfssaaaaaa #my mom siad i look like him but without a beard so now i have a MIGHTY NEEEEED to look like him #like GOD DAMNIT #I NEED TO BE HIME #I NEED A BEARD RIGHT NOW

[louthelost]

Lothal is my home

Ezra Bridger, the character that you are...

(progress shots under the cut)

#star wars rebels #ezra bridger #lothal #star wars #sw rebels #fanart #art #illustration #loth wolf #loth cat #these guys look at you from across the wheat field... what do you do? #i love him so much. i love lothal so much #my favourite character in ensembles is like NEVER the main character but i had ezra for 5 minutes and pack bonded #naive middle eastern kid who wants to make his home better #becoming tired and wired middle eastern teen who wants to make his home better EVEN IF YOU WONT HELP GOD DAMNIT #just... chef's kiss #insert: omg he's just like me fr fr #(stealing my own tags from a different post about him because i love him) #(he's my son now)

[linddzz]

My brain is on human Dreamling again where everything is pretty much the same as the Red Flags AU but instead they meet when Johanna forces Morpheus to go to a pub with her because she's sick of being the more emotionally stable one since his divorce and then the crashed and burned rebound with Thessaly. He needs to get social and get his shit together so it can be her turn to have a breakdown damnit.

So she takes him to The New Inn, where she actually likes the bartender and knows the dude would make friends with anything. Hob Gadling is an unstoppable force of chill friendly vibes and charm. Either he is going to get her bitchy friend out of his shell a bit OR it's going to be a fun night watching Morpheus play the confused and alarmed cat being confronted with an unstoppably friendly golden retriever. Win-win.

And she knows...she knows that it's a risk introducing Morpheus to an intelligent person who has a charming smile and big dark eyes. There is a huge risk that Morpheus will find out the bartender is also a history professor who likes Medieval literature, and he's going to get that keen hungry look to him.

But hey, Morpheus only really gets interested in people if they go after him first. And he's pretty but his fucking attitude is great at sending the red flags hot mess signals to every other adult around. Hob's a smart one. He's friendly but generally flirty and charming with everyone, and he's seen enough hot mess types at the bar to know what the signs are. So this should be safe.

Right????

And at first it does go fine! Morpheus has shoved himself into the far edge seat at the bar and been a huge bitch the entire time because he's been forced out by Johanna. He's sneering at every attempt by Hob to engage in friendly chit chat, already stole Johanna's drink, threw a fit and outright said "I am not above making a scene" when she took his phone so he couldn't read one of his e-books (he pulled an actual book out of his bag right after), and is overall being fucking awful. This is a man in his 30s and acting like this. He is a father. All is well. He had surely scared off any initial interest his pretty face got him. Johanna can rest easy that no one is going to make any moves that Morpheus can then fixate himself on and start working himself into spiralling fantasies of soul mates and wistful sighs.

Cue the comedy beat where she turns around for ONE SECOND and when she looks back she sees;

Hob, elbows on the bar and chin in his hands entirely up in Morpheus' space: hey ;)))

Johanna: ......fuck

Morpheus: ...................................*closes his book*

Johanna: FUCK!!!!!!!!!

#GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT GADLING #GADLING NO ITS LIKE FEEDING A FERAL CAT YOU CANT GIVE HIM A SCRAP #I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART GADLING WHAT THE FUCK #Dreamling #human au #the dynamic with Hob and Morpheus is pretty much the exact same as the hot mess au #honestly they could be melded together and still turn into a '''fake date'''“ scenario

[tantamounttoflirtation]

Hannibal saying "I was worried you were dead" in Fromage and then saying "I don't care about the lives you save; I care about your life" in the NEXT FUCKING EPISODE. I'm going to explode they make me sick

#h talks #he got a reality check for sure #like he was so worried about Will that in the next ep he had to clarify how much he cares about him. #GOD DAMNIT. I fucking hate them both (affectionate) #hiiiii I'm feeling totally normal about them tonight I can't believe I never connected these dots #nbc Hannibal #Hannigram #anyways ME AND WHO

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

#riordanverse #pjo #percy jackson #Artemis pjo #hunters of artemis #crack fic idea: Poseidon and Zeus have broken the oath several times before Thalia Jason and Percy. Artemis has just been hauling ass across #the country each time it happens. they have been so fucking lucky that their kids have been girl or girl-adjacent so far. #Artemis gets her info from Apollo (who gets pinged whenever a new potential prophecy child is born) #the hunters weren’t at westover to hunt thorn or even recruit Thalia. they were ACTUALLY there because Artemis got a text from her brother #like ‘lol the di angelo kids are out of the lotus hotel’ #and Artemis is like gods FUCKING damnit hades I thought we had an understanding #OTHER fic idea: Bianca joins the hunters in the 30s and Nico goes to the casino alone #OTHER OTHER fic idea: Artemis can tell people’s gender sometimes before they can and now she has to crack trans Percy’s egg before she turns #sixteen so she’ll agree to join the hunters and put the prophecy off once again. #anyway. this has been my defense of Artemis. #eli rambles #eli writes

[moomeecore]

would it weird you out if i told you that you kind of remind me of this ancient chaos god ive been reading about 👉👈

#my art #fan art #adventure time #betty grof #golbetty #art w backgrounds #eye strain #red #very red. #I PUT SO MUCH DETAIL INTO THIS AND TUMBLR SMUSHED IT #oh my god..... i could have finished this way sooner if ik those details would go to waste. damnit #i did the thing where you like. scribble w the brush to make a texture. and you can barley see it. dying

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

#im going INSANE #i literally just have to filter out the batfam characters at this point #and even that doesn't help sometimes #holy shit guys what is GOING ON #seriously if i see one more fic thats all 'haha the justice league meets the batfam and they're so shocked! 😯 because they're crazy 🤣' #i don't know how to explain to you people that THEY HAVE SEEN WEIRDER #a bunch of ninja kids aren't even making the top ten weirdest moments my dude. like. at all. #not even remotely #i can't stress ENOUGH how normal that would be to them #anyway im going fucking bonkers over here #dc #dc comics #or god fucking damnit the YJ fics that literally just have Kon's life revolving around Tim #and Cassie and Bart are just background scenary. and only exist to push Kon and Tim together. I'm going to go fucking nuts #ship whoever you want but at least have the character have an actual character beyond 'love interest' #also jfc. every. single. birdflash fic. that has Wally just be a love interest with literally nothing fucking else going on #except his relationship with Dick. work? family? life? villains?? nope! no he's just madly in love with Dick and cute and thats it! #im GOING INSANE

[frnkiebby]

fuck. just.~🎃

#LM frank in the red shirt #i literally haven’t been able to think about anything else. #like brain empty except for lm red shirt frank #just absolutely done for #god fucking damnit #just so— #so many fucking descriptors i could use here #where’s my kerosene #can someone pour a little more i’m too weak #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[doritofalls]

howard reani appreciation post

#beyond reanimator #reanimator #herbert west #howard phillips #dr howard phillips #like beyond reani is a bad movie but this guy did what he could god DAMNIT yall are just mean #and i find there could be a lot of meat on those bones if you were insane and just pretended #reani art tag #mcflyarts

[mayxo-hxh]

According to shalnark, manipulators are EXTREMELY VULNERABLE without their preferred weapon of choice, as they cannot use their nen abilities at all without it. As I quote, "Losing the preferred weapon is often FATAL"

THEN WHY.

WHY.

WHY???????????????????

THE ONE TIME ILLUMI DOESNT HAVE ANY PINS ON HIM. HIS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE. THAT AS A MANIPULATOR HE SHOULD NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT. IS WHEN HE GOES ON A PRIVATE DATE WITH HISOKA.

HES COMPLETELY VULNERABLE. ZERO PINS. DO YOU REALIZE. DO YOU REALIZE!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#if they were to fight right there and then on that damn ship all illumi has to go off now is pure zoldyck and assassin skills #which will still hold up well and all but????? YOUR PINS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU GAY ASS BOY- #i know theyre not gonna fight but like. JUST. CAN U IMAGINE #I cannot fucking look at this scene normally anymore without immediately pointing at the screen and screaming WHERE THE FUCK ARE UR PINS!?! #if they said “i love you” to each others faces it wouldve been less intimate and mindblowing than this shit #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #shalnark #hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh analysis #my post #my analysis

[riftdancing]

Akpallu - Would you swallow a fish whole for gil? How much gil? / ok but this one for poki

"YOU MEAN I CAN MAKE GIL FROM EATING FOOD?"

...He never stood a chance. Never had a second to explain. Was the fish too big for Poki to swallow whole? ...Absolutely. Did that stop her from causing unintentional chaos and trying to eat it whole anyway? ...Absolutely not.

#riftdancing - screenshots #character - poki mewri #ffxiv #miqo'te #gposers #ffxivsnaps #ff14 #ffxiv gifs #ffxiv oc #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #I know I have a serious character tag for poki #but I honestly feel like her character tag should just be “god damnit poki” for how often I say it out loud #god damnit poki... #riftdancing - gifs

[gaycrittercentral]

can we get diligent sam being really frustrated at sloth max?? i just like em eheh-

Oh hell yeah they’re fun! :D although I kinda lost sight of the actual prompt bc I wanted to do a phone gag hjhfjkfdnhdkdhd my bad ^^;

Pardon the messy coloring and fucked up perspective on the first one hdjdhjdhd I’m tired, boutta have me a nice lil nap just like lil old Sloth here >:3 see y’all tomorrow with more virtues hopefully teehee, I got a day off and I’m hoping to use it for evil drawing

#god DAMNIT tumblr why’d you eat all my tags!!! what the fuck!! #welp anyway. love my boy sloth he’s incredibly relatable. hard not to be sad and sleepy all the time #I’d sleep til like 1:00 every day if my schedule let me. just kinda happens hnfkdhdjhd #was definitely designed to be one of those early humans that kept watch at night ya feel me #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #seven heavenly virtues au #vices and virtues au #my art #asks

[manglednatalia]

What's with Atsushi attracting tsunderes

That moment from confrontation with Fukuchi where Atsu is helping Ryuu stand up, just a moment later Ryuu remembers that "they're supposed to be enemies" and recoils with his usual "Don't touch me!!! Gross!". And then forgets about it again.

With Lucy it was tamer. While Ryuu was busy being an edgelord lawnmower, Atsushi and her had a moment of genuine connection.

But just like him, the initial response was hostility with the assumption that Atsushi doesn't know hardship. While in truth he stepped out of hell very recently.

#what I also find interesting is aku's hypocrisy. he tells atsu that he's wallowing in the past meanwhile he's still chasing dazai's approval #silly post turned essay. god damnit #i get to be mean about akutagawa bc I love him and care him #I'll tag the ships tho it's not necessarily about them. personally I like sskk more as qpr #bsd #bungou stray dogs #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akutagawa ryunosuke #lucy maud montgomery #bsd lucy #sskk #shin soukoku #akuatsu #atsuaku #whatever #atsulucy #atsuakulucy #akuatsulucy #goth meow meow #tygrysek #abyssal red