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yukichouji · 1 year
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Sam, buddy, you done fucked up.
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nakeurnes · 3 months
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oououuuowowaah story of undettale
#TSUAUSUSBGGHyzhaa i HATE OUR BROTHER I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH NO MATGER HOW HARD I TRY all GHE SHIT I DO TO TEY AND SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM HE#FUCKING THRNS AROUND AND IS A DICK TO ME FOR NO RESON AND !!!! YLS AT ME FOR NO REAON SOMETIEMS SHUT UL SHUT UP YOURE LITERALLY 13 STFU#i fucking hste it here i hate being fcjingg 18 and having to share the sMe room with him i have sincd he wzz BORN.#GOD. ONE FUCKING NIGHT ALONE WIYHOUY HIS ANNOYING ASS I CSNT EVEN JERK OFF OR STAY UP LATE OR LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC#AND LIKE IM HALDWy fhinking OH! OM BEING IRRATIONAL jd spLITTING AGAIN AND I AM. BYT HE IS JST A DICK I HATE TEENAGE BOYS I HOPE HE DIES#hes SO FUCKING MEAN hes cslldd me slurs and a bitch multiple times in the most derogayory way and i hate him#he knows abg the zysfem too snd just CHOOSES TO IGNORE IT APPARENTLY DOESNG CARE WHO HES TALKING TO.#auuggh moments i regret being ghe host i hate it here.#i hate our familh theyre just fu jing mean yhis shit builxing up is whzg made me snap in the first place!!! and couldng host for a long time#andd now im upset and spiralling and i dont wang to be a bother espcially sijce spe ific ppl i wantto talk to arsnt thefe an d it makes me#very very bvery sa d i msis my friends#i cry everry day miss ing them i have beene really liking remembering things with nicki#no onee knwos wht im talking about or wjo i am#i dont want to be useless please need me i jave no other purposs#im a nuisance to ppl whow ant to front#i sit here living in the past that doesnt exist anymore and pray every day for it to come baxk knowing it wont ever come back#i miss . my friends i dont tthink they like me#im too pushy when im happy and when im upset im too cold i never make anyoke happy an d i talk too muc h and it hurts wberyone#icant even ve of goo d use to mmy actual children in headspace im an awful mother i cant stay stable enough tk help anyone or do anything#me being here has only caused problems and I remember why i left before#me when i spiral and makenmsyelf sonmu h more upset than before#vent#shelly
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cadaverousdecay · 1 year
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what i need to do is find someone who wants to study my brain and go on voice chat with them after taking an edible
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stonerzelda · 9 months
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CRYYYYYY LITTLE SISTER (Thou Shalt Not Fall) COOOOOOOME COME TO YA BROTHA (Thou Shalt Not Die)
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bryndeavour · 2 years
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🔊 ronald box and t. hackett?
Ohohohooooooo I have playlists for both of these gents. Weirdly enough several of the Thackett songs came off of the Ronnie list as well haha.
For the man who is the 'fuck' on my ideal fuck-marry-kill list, DCI Ronnie Box -
Put It on Me by Max Maeson Hung high and dry where no one can see / If there's no one to blame, blame it on me
Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother I made a fist and not a plan, call me a wreckless wrecking ball
And for the man that is at the END of his ROPE (and holds the rope from the top of a well - where he is obviously - and his family is at the bottom of that well in case that isn't clear), Travis Hackett -
The Weight by Amigo and the Devil I am the weight this town / Is never going to lose / It's been awhile since I've held anything / As close I have you
My Boy Builds Coffins by Florence + The Machine My boy builds coffins, he makes them all day / But it's not just for work and it isn't for play / He's made one for himself, one for me too / One of these days he'll make one for you
Playlists linked in the character names above if anyone is curious.
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outscngs · 5 months
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okay decision made!! im going ahead and making aespa v a male unit!!
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steddiesucker · 2 years
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Thinking about Eddie with the kids playing DnD after school at the aforementioned building and getting roped into a game of Truth or Dare even though he’s aware playing a game other than DnD with some nosy kids isn’t a very smart thing to do in the first place.
But Jeff and Gareth are pretty convincing, so there’s that too. Eddie just can’t say no to free lunch for a whole week, now can he? What harm could a game of Truth or Dare do anyways, right?
In hindsight, Eddie should’ve known the universe isn’t going easy on him.
“Eddie, Truth or Dare?” Dustin asks with a huge grin on his face.
That kid is just way too happy about the fact Eddie is participating. It’s a little suspicious.
“Well, I’m no quitter, sooo…” Eddie is stretching the last word, punctuating his decision with a flat hand thumped down on the wooden table, “Dare it is.”
Dustin giggles all excited. “You have to kiss the first person who enters this room on the mouth!”
A chorus of ‘ewww’ and evil laughs with fingers pointing in his direction goes through the round.
Eddie smirks before he shrugs. “Alright, yeah”, he says, fully aware no one will come through these doors since it’s well past school time and no adults are around whatsoever, “If someone walks in here, I’ll do it.” He emphasizes the ‘if’ with a satisfied grin.
Dustin cocks his head, looks at the watch on his wrist and says loud, “three… two… one-“
Suddenly the door bursts open.
“Henderson! What the hell man!? I told you to be outside on time!” Steve’s standing in his usual mom pose, shooting daggers at the kids.
Dustin sighs happily, “always reliable”, before his gaze shifts from Steve to Eddie, still grinning. “No quitter, right, Eddie?”
Eddie sits frozen in his chair, looking at Steve and can’t believe his (bad) luck. He looks at Dustin. “You little shit! You planned this!?” Eddie whisper-shouts accusingly.
Dustin just shrugs triumphantly and makes some gestures for Eddie to get moving.
Eddie gets up abruptly, sending the chair flying back with an uncomfortable screeching sound and more or less stomps around the table, over to where Steve stands.
Now it’s Steve who’s frozen, eyebrows pinching together. “Uh, hey man, you good?” He’s clearly lost of what’s going on.
Eddie wants to get it over with, like ripping off a bandaid and already braces himself to be punched in the face or shoved away. Eddie halts right in front of Steve, who put his hands for safety in front of him, confused as hell.
“Whow, Eddie, wha-“
Eddie quickly grabs Steve by the neck as gently as possible, taking in the confused brown eyes Steve gives him.
“Don’t hate me for this, Big Boy”, he breathes out before leaning in, thinking ‘fuck it’, since it could be his last time with Steve ever again, maybe even losing him as a friend, and seals both of their lips in a soft kiss. Eddie deepens the unresponsive kiss by pressing harder into him, squeezing his own eyes shut in fear of a fist to his face.
To his surprise Steve let’s out a little sound and kisses back-
No wait, what!?
Eddie feels how Steve grabs onto his vest and pulls him closer, licking into the metalhead’s mouth. It was Eddie’s turn now to make a surprising sound, practically whimpering.
When they break apart both of them look flushed, staring into each other’s eyes, completely stunned.
Loud cheering and a chorus of “Fucking finally!” erupts behind them.
Eddie didn’t know if he should be angry with Dustin or relieved the kiss went better than he could’ve ever imagine.
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no-see-um-incorrect · 3 months
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Cinnamon sugar 
another BitterSweet Trio poly Fic!!! 🩷🍪🧡 Just in time for Valentine’s Day
Hope you enjoy
No TW this time (unless there’s something I missed then please tell me)
“…Al are you sure about this?” Seth‘s voice was filled with concern as he watches his boyfriend balancing precariously on a step ladder and a few books “almost…got it..HAHA!-WHOW!” Alphonse loses his footing and falls backwards into Seth’s arms much to the smaller man’s irritation “I got it~” Al waves a fairly large, seemingly handmade book in Seth’s face before hopping out of his arms
“holy shit! is that your pops old recipe book?” Al slides into the kitchen and tosses the recipe book on the counter and Seth hops on the stool “hell yeah it is! and I’m lucky my dad made these recipes dumbass proof” “why? He knew how to cook” “HE did. me and my Ma? Nah. Better have home insurance” seth laughed and Alphones fliped the pages. Each page felt sturdy, like they got stronger with age. “He practically drilled them in my head. said “your gonna need to make food for your loved ones one day”” seth smiled down at the book of recipes “....little did he know I’d still be feeding you” Al leant over the counter to kiss his forehead, seth's face turned bright red still not quite used to that….from either of them and i don't think he ever will. “Um i *ahem* why ya getting this stuff out?” al snickers at his reaction “bet he'd have never guessed id have two people to care for~” Al attempts to lean in for a kiss but seth pushes his face away “aw come on! No kiss for ya Boi!?” “you'll get a kiss when you can stay on task” al sighs and continues reading the recipe “french toast bake plus strawberries”
“so you wanna make breakfast as a surprise for sugar?” “I need some help....and you take direction well-OW!” Seth smacks Al’s shoulder then gestures to the book “okok!..there's a list of stuff here. You get that i'll get the bowls and shit”
“And in the oven it goes. see~ i told you we could cook without catching the house on fire” “hold on now theres still time during baking” they both laugh ending in a comfortable silence.
“I'm honestly surprised sugar aint’ up yet” “well that just means we have a little more time..got any ideas?” seth thinks for a moment a devious grin appearing across his face “...yea i got one” Al slides onto the counter in front of seth “oh yea and what's tha-HM” Seth pulls him into a kiss by the collar of his sweater. The kiss lasted a few seconds when seth pulls away “how's that as a kiss for “Ya Boi” sufficient enough?” a few seconds of silence and adoring eye contact before Al speaks up “......Your gay” “THIS is why i don't try” seth attempts to walk away but gets trapped by Al’s legs “Get back here cowboy~” Al wraps his arms around seth's neck “hey~ i love you” “i love you too ya goof” “im serious. Your the cinnamon to my cinnamon sugar toast OH and Boo’s the bread cause they bake And without them…we wouldn't be together” “aw Al….that’s really sweet” they press their foreheads together basking in the soft embrace of each other
“OK who turned off my alarm!”
They both chuckle hearing their partner from the other room “Good morning Boo!” “mornin’ sugar”
I hear sugarboo’s footsteps. Alphonse hops off the counter to avoid getting scolded “oOoO something smells good in here!” “Al got the bright idea to turn your alarm off and wake me up to make breakfast” “well I don’t see the fire extinguisher anywhere, so I’m assuming everything went smoothly” Sugarboo gives them both well-deserved kisses. and sits on the barstool. The timer went off, and Alphonse is very careful taking the dish out of the oven “happy Valentine’s Day Boo!” “holy shit! That looks really fucking good! Whose recipe did you use?!” “my dad’s. he used to keep a book of all of um’ and I wanted to cook some breakfast for my two favorite people” Seth wraps his arm around Alphonse’s waist. Boo smiles with adoration in their eyes looking at their boys
“you know I’m really proud of you two. Not just for cooking, but for making it this far. You make me feel so fucking lucky” they push themselves up and wrap their arms around Alphonse and Seth
“Happy Valentine’s Day boys” they hold each other tightly and contently
“aright now let’s eat I’m fucking starving”
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone🫶
I hope you all are having a great day rather celebrating alone or with someone else
Hope you enjoyed this little thing with the boys
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hellsglocken · 1 month
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I made AU ref sheets (WHOW)
anyways I feel like this is a good occasion to lay down the foundations of this AU :3
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lets start with our dear Catman cause I did his ref sheet first and put significantly more effort in it cause I had significantly more energy
now MOVING On husky boy husk husk husk his story didnt change a lot, maybe the timeframe is a bit smaller but yeah
went to hell
became an overlord quickly gambling with souls
but yk every winning streak has come to an end and liars and cheaters are abundant in hell so he falls from grace again real quick
makes a deal with alastor to safe himself
he mets angel bartending the hotel as angel decided to visit it out of curiosity and scooping out possibilities of an business deal/ alliance with alastor due to the constant street wars with the Vees that they both have beef with
(I will update this further as the story progresses, as not to spoil the fun)
design wise, I just gave him cat legs cause they look cool
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Now Angel beloved, he has MUCH more canon changes than husk does so lets get right to it :>
He never left his mafia family, but instead took it over with his brother after his dad got murked in an extermination
Angel is the face, Arackniss is the business, constantly concerned over his brothers recklessness
they have a monopoly on drugs
constant gang wars between them and the Vees due to the Vees selling love potions which are a drug and are interfering with their business
Angel meets husk scooping out the hotel for an possible alliance with alastor after him returning and also having beef with the Vees
(I will update this further as the story progresses, as not to spoil the fun)
didnt really change anything on his design so yeah
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spicym3i · 2 years
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What whoud happen if you as the tr boys for the best way to hide a body as a joke .
And whow makes you concerned about the amount of detail they go through
kazutora & baji :gets Vietnam flashbacks from mikeys brother.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA not Vietnam ����
Ok ok I gotchu, here we go
Yo, how would you hide a dead body? With the Tr boys
Calls the cops on you
Mitsuya, Inupi, Takemitchi, Naoto
The only sane reaction
“If you burry it under an endangered plant it’s illegal to dig up.”
Koko, Draken, Chifuyu, Rindo
Kinda common knowledge if you’ve been on the internet long enough, not so concerning
In my closet, with the rest of them
Sanzu, Ran, Hanma, Angry, Mikey
There are already bodies in your closet? Very concerning
You ever heard of cremation? If you burn it well enough, it’s hard to find remains.
Baji, Kisaki, Koko
Also kinda common knowledge, (although baji’s is just an excuse to burn something) Lowkey concerning
Cries and says life is sacred why would you kill someone
Tora, Hakkai, Angry, Kakucho, Takemitchi
An absolute sweetheart, not concerning at all. (please bring Tora to therapy.)
Put it in a barrel and fill the barrel with rocks and dump it in the ocean
Sanzu, Izana, South, Taiju, Kisaki, Shion, Taiju
No cause I can see them doing this. Much concern needed, please help these boys
On a study table in a Medical School
Mitsuya, Rindo, Koko,
Is actually smart and will prolly take awhile to notice quite concerning
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hardcoverho · 1 year
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GAME Part 7
Previous part - Part 6
Next part - Part 8
Series Masterlist - GAME
Pairing - Aemond Targaryen x reader
Warnings - Kidnapping, reader getting hurt in a non seggsy way
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Aemond was gone when you woke up. You sat up, feeling his seed still deep inside of you. You cleaned yourself with the help of your lady in waiting. She didn't say a word, even though she saw the redness of your body.
When you got out of the tub, you knew you couldn't stay in the room. It felt too suffocating. You walked out of the chamber till you came across the garden. You checke dir first for nay sign of the future king and when you found none, you walked to a bench and lowered yourself on it.
You sighed, closing your eyes, breathing in the freshness of the morning. It took your mind off everyhting - the fact that your father had made you marry a monster, Jace had said he loved you when he was with two other women and that you were stuck with Aemond for the rest of your life.
Night like the latest ones were going to be frequent. The man was insane with jealously and possessiveness. Even the thought of his eyes made you shudder with fear.
You opened your eyes and gasped. Luke was there, watching you. You made yourself smile at the boy. "My prince."
He gulped harshly. "Hello, Lady Y/N." He walked closer and looked around, as if expecting Aemond to jump out of somewhere. When the one eyed prince didn't, he walked even closer.
"That is a beautiful bracelet," he said, looking at your bracelet. "May I have a closer look?"
You frowned but nodded, raising your hand to let him look. He took your hand in his and slipped a folded paper onto your palm.
"It is lovely. I shall see you later, lady Y/N."
And then he walked away. You slipped the paper into the small pocket of your dress, heart beating faster as you watched the young prince leave. You lifted your eyes and they clashed with Jacaerys' whow as watching you from a balcony. He nodded once and walked away.
You walked back to Aemond'd bed chamber and only then allowed yourself to unfold the paper.
At midnight I will return to Dragonstone on dragonback. Join me, my love. Let me free you of Aemond.
- Jacaerys Velaryon.
. . .
You pulled your hood down, smiling gently at Jace. He smiled back, taking your hand and leading you to his dragon. You gulped, looking at the giant creature.
"Don't be scared," he said gently.
You kept your feet firmly on the ground. "I-I" you gulped. "He will kill you."
Jace frowned but then smiled smugly. "I am the future queen, my love. I am untouchable." His hand tightened around yours. "Now, come."
"Y-You are untouchable, but he will hurt me," you whsiepred. "Jace - I think I should go back-"
His hand tighetened further and you flinched.
"He stole you from me," Jace whispered and for the first time in your life, he felt threatening. You looked at him with wife eyes. "I was supposed to have you in my bed. Not him," he growled the last word.
You tried to pull your hand away again. "Jace - please-"
He sighed and then looked down at the ground. Before you knew it, his hand fisted and slammed against your temple. You screamed, falling on the ground, and within minutes darkness surrounded you as your eyes dropped.
The last thing you felt was him picking you up and setting you on Vermax. His lips brushed yours. "He will never get you now."
. . .
You woke up feeling rain splatter on you. Your head hurt. Your body was slumped on Jace's.
You scremaed as you realized you were in the sky, on a dragon. You sqeezed your eyes shut, tears spilling out.
Jace's lips brushed on your neck. "Don't be scared."
You siffled. "T-take me back, please. He will kill me. He will kill you-"
And then you heard him. His laugh, cutting through the heavy rain.
You glanced down and your breath trembled as you saw Vhagar. And then man riding her.
Aemond's laugh was sinister. It made you tremble with fear. Jace was suddenly very still behind you.
"You think you can just take my wife, Lord Strong?"
You looked around as he disappeared in the grey clouds.
"He won't burn me," said Jace. "Not when you are with me." He wrapped an arm around your waist, tightening it till you could barely breathe. You clasped your head, feeling it throb harder under the unforgiving rajn. With glossy eyes, to tried to spot Aemond.
And then he was there. You screamed as Vhagar passed by you, her larger body completely dwarfing Vermax. Aemond's eye clashed with yours for a moment and you saw utter madness in it.
"We just have to get to Dragonstone," said Jace. "He won't dare attack us there. That'd mean war."
You didn't say a word. Aemond and Vhagar toyed with you and Jace, appearing out of no where. You shook with terror. Vhagar was a large dragon, you feared her alamot as much as you feared her rider.
And then Dragonstone appeared. You sobbed in relief as Jace lowered Vermax onto the steps of the castle. Aemond was no where in sight. Jace lowered to the ground. Your legs had gone nunb after sitting on the dragon for so long.
He grabbed you by the arm, dragging you towards the castle, and then you heard Vhagar's roar.
Aemond lowered his giant dragon infront of Jace and you, just a mere feet away. You flinched at the dragon opened her mouth, but all she did was roar. You flinched away, but Jace stood rigid, his fingers digging into your arm. Aemond's eyed that hand as he gracefully got off his dragon.
He tucked his hands behind him, looking at you and Jace with a mask of calmeness. "Newphew," he said. "Wife," he said, looking at you. "I do hope this is not what I think it is. Because I did promise to do something if you out your hands on her again, did I not?"
You shook at coldness of his words.
Jace pulled you infront of his like a shied, wroaoing an arm around you waist to pin you to him. "Burn me," he taunted. "You'll have to burn her first."
Aemond tilted his head. "Vhagar," he said. Ans then pointed at Vermax.
In seconds the giant dragon was in the air with his mouth dug into Vermax's neck. Jace scremaed, letting you go.
You feel on the ground, your legs didn't have enough power to hold you up.
Aemond picked you up, his hold surprisingly gentle. He brushed a strand of your hair away from your face, looking at your temple.
"Wife," he whispered and then Looked at Jace who was crouched over the serverd head of his dragon. Vhagar lowered herself behind Aemond aagin, roaring into the sky.
You stared at the dead dragon.
Jace slowly stood and turned, eyes red. He took his dagger out. "I will kill you for this-"
Aemond pushed you behind him and took his own dagger out. "This ought to be intersting. Keep an eye on my wife, Vhagar."
The old dragon looked down at you. You fisted the material of your dress in your shaky hands.
Jace charged towards Aemond who was quick to dodge. He dodged again, and then again, till Jace was scremaing with frustration. Aemond laughed, slicing his nephew's arm once. Blood poured out of Jace's arm.
You grabbed the railibg, eyes growing heavy. Your head had started pounding.
Aemond glanced at you one and stabbed Jace ringt into his shoulder, done with defence. The future king scremaed and fell on his knees.
Aemond rushed towards you and picked you up. Vhagar lowered her neck, letting him setting you ontop of her. Without a word, he slid onto the seat behind you and wrapped an arm around you waist.
Within seconds you were in the air. Your eyes dropped again.
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I think I will write two or three more parts. Feedback and reblogs are always appreciated. I do accept requests so you can request me to write something.
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yukichouji · 1 year
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Googling a bunch of shit right now because research whoop. Including character ages and where not given the ages of the actors at the time. Because, ya know, stuff’s important. And now I’m sitting here having a fit because Norman Reedus was 33 when Blade II was released and I keep going back and forth between “Look at this literal child: ”
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and “I’M FUCKING 33 WHAT.”
Also, how was 2002 20 years ago? What is time even at this point? It’s just a weird soup, as beloved Fern would say. My brain is doing too much whrrr right now I should probably take a break. Or just sit and write another 3 pages of notes probably.
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coentinim · 5 months
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I will always find funny how Shinichi Sakamoto made Charles more graceful, but bad at defending himself against mob violence. The real man had awful aiming skills, but survived a lot more riots that I think is reasonable to expect. I think at some point, his relatives probably stopped caring about him getting mobbed. Like: "Not again !"
Also, he was indeed someone who was described as tall and strong by his contemporaries. He took his job seriously, but he was still bad at it.
Do you have some headcanons for 12 year old Charles ? Or maybe of Subyss baby sitting young Charles ? (poor kid)
He probably changed Charles for plot and aesthetic reasons.
Okay, first of all, who in their right mind would allow Subyss to babysit. Like, I'm not even talking about the torture, since Charles' dad did that anyway, just that he's an impulsive drunkard.
Okay this is funny, but how would it happen? Whow would agree? My guess is that it would be kind of accidental. Small Charles wandered somewhere he shouldn't and chaos ensues?
We also have to consider where it takes place. If it's in anyone's house, Subyss would be wonderful at babysitting Charles. He would just drink and complain, while Charles would read or something and pretend to listen. The kid really just wants to be left in peace. So, he'd be neglected, but he'd love it. Would he be authorized/not stopped from taking the kid to a torture chamber though?? I hope he would because Charles would just throw up repeatedly I guess.
Regarding headcanons about Charles as a kid, he would be very quiet and a little weird. Shy, but cunning, and introverted by nature. The thing that "made him" a bit gay was the all boys school - we all know how this goes. The only people he liked talking to were his siblings. He avoided his grandmother and didn't like talking to her.
Idk I had a weird, intense day, so this might be incoherent. 500 words graded essay abt analysing art motives... Interesting, but surprisingly very tiring.
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dyesprout0ysphoria · 2 months
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why do you hate women you anti feminist twink gay boy
WHAT
KAZ WHAT?!?!!??!??/
LOOK JUST BECAUSE I DOn'TR DRAW MANON DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANTI FEMINIST CRIHYGNFINF
I DON'T KNO WHOW TO DRARW THAT WOMAN YET FORGIVE ME KAZ
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notpukichosadly · 10 months
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accowding tuwu aww known waws of aviation, thewe iws no way a bee shouwd be abwe tuwu fwy. its wings awe too smaww tuwu get its fat wittwe body off the gwound. the bee, of couwse, fwies anyway because bees down't cawe whawt humans think iws impossibwe.
Yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack. yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
ooh, bwack awnd yewwow! wet's shake iwt up a wittwe.
bawwy! bweakfast iws weady!
cuming! hang own a second. hewwo? bawwy? adam? oan uwu bewieve thiws iws happening? i cawn't. I'ww pick uwu up. wooking shawp. use the staiws. Youw fathew paid good money fow those.
sowwy. I'm excited. hewe's the gwaduate. we'we vewy pwoud of uwu, son. a pewfect wepowt cawd, aww b's. vewy pwoud. ma! i got a thing going hewe.
uwu got wint own youw fuzz. ow! thawt's me! wave tuwu us! we'ww be in wow 118,000. bye! bawwy, i towd uwu, stowp fwying in the house! hey, adam. hey, bawwy. iws thawt fuzz gew? a wittwe. Speciaw day, gwaduation. nevew thought i'd make iwt. thwee days gwade schoow, thwee days high schoow. those wewe awkwawd. thwee days cowwege. I'm gwad i took a day awnd hitchhiked awound the hive. uwu did come bawck diffewent. hi, bawwy. awtie, gwowing a mustache? wooks good. heaw abouwt fwankie? yeah. uwu going tuwu the funewaw? no i'm nowt going evewybody knows, sting someone, uwu die. down't waste iwt own a squiwwew. such a hothead. i guess he couwd have juwst gotten out of the way. i wove thiws incowpowating an amusement pawk intwo ouw day. thawt's why we down't need vacations. boy, quite a bit of pomp… undew the ciwcumstances. weww, adam, today we awe men. we awe! bee-men. amen! hawwewujah! students, facuwty, distinguished bees, pwease wewcome dean buzzweww. wewcome, new hive oity gwaduating cwass of… …9:15. thawt concwudes ouw cewemonies. awnd begins youw caweew at honex industwies! wiww we pick ouw job today? i heawd iwt's juwst owientation. heads up! hewe we gow. keep youw hands awnd antennas inside the twam at aww times. wondew whawt iwt'ww be wike? a wittwe scawy. wewcome tuwu honex, a division of honesco awnd a pawt of the hexagon gwoup. thiws iws iwt! wow. wow. we know thawt uwu, as a bee, have wowked youw whowe wife tuwu get tuwu the point whewe uwu cawn wowk fow youw whowe wife. honey begins whewn ouw vawiant powwen jocks bwing the nectaw tuwu the hive. ouw top-secwet fowmuwa iws automaticawwy cowow-cowwected, scent-adjusted awnd bubbwe-contouwed intwo thiws soothing sweet sywup with its distinctive gowden gwow uwu know as… honey! thawt giww was hot. she's my cousin! she iws? yes, we'we aww cousins. wight. Uwu'we wight. at honex, we constantwy stwive tuwu impwove evewy aspect of bee existence. these bees awe stwess-testing a new hewmet technowogy. whawt duwu uwu think he makes? nowt enough. hewe we have ouw watest advancement, the kwewman. whawt does thawt duwu? oatches thawt wittwe stwand of honey thawt hangs aftew uwu pouw iwt. saves us miwwions. oan anyone wowk own the kwewman? of couwse. Most bee jobs awe smaww ones. But bees know thawt evewy smaww job, if iwt's done weww, means a wot. but choose cawefuwwy because uwu'ww stay in the job uwu pick fow the west of youw wife. the same job the west of youw wife? i didn't know thawt. whawt's the diffewence? uwu'ww be happy tuwu know thawt bees, as a species, haven't had owne day off in 27 miwwion yeaws. so uwu'ww juwst wowk us tuwu death? we'ww suwe twy. wow! thawt bwew my mind! "what's the diffewence?" how cawn uwu say thawt? owne job fowevew? thawt's an insane choice tuwu have tuwu make. i'm wewieved. Now we onwy have tuwu make owne decision in wife. but, adam, how couwd they nevew have towd us thawt? why wouwd uwu question anything? we'we bees. we'we the most pewfectwy functioning society own eawth. uwu evew think maybe things wowk a wittwe too weww hewe? wike whawt? give me owne exampwe. i down't know. But uwu know whawt i'm tawking abouwt. pwease cweaw the gate. woyaw nectaw fowce own appwoach. wait a second. Oheck iwt out. hey, those awe powwen jocks! wow. i've nevew seen thewm thiws cwose. they know whawt iwt's wike outside the hive. yeah, but sowme down't come bawck. hey, jocks! hi, jocks! uwu guys did gweat! uwu'we monstews! uwu'we sky fweaks! i wove iwt! i wove iwt! i wondew whewe they wewe. i down't know. theiw day's nowt pwanned. outside the hive, fwying who knows whewe, doing who knows whawt. uwu cawn't juwst decide tuwu be a powwen jock. Uwu have tuwu be bwed fow thawt. wight. wook. Thawt's mowe powwen than uwu awnd i wiww see in a wifetime. iwt's juwst a status symbow. bees make too much of iwt. pewhaps. Unwess uwu'we weawing iwt awnd the wadies see uwu weawing iwt. those wadies? awen't they ouw cousins too? distant. Distant. wook at these two. ooupwe of hive hawwys. wet's have fun with thewm. iwt must be dangewous being a powwen jock.
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The Age of Sims 2.6 - Part 46 - "Guys Night In"
Melissa and Layla headed out to the store, taking Brianna along and leaving the boys at home.
"This isn't exactly my idea of a guys night out." Chadwick commented as he struggled to feed Brian while Ken prepared dinner. "Do you even know what you're doing?"
"Of course I know how to use a knife."
"Yeah, but do you actually know how to cook?"
Ken narrowed his eyes past the knives he was using to do far more slicing and dicing than he needed to do. "You just keep an eye on what you're doing and let me handle what I'm doing. So long as I don't put dairy in anything, you'll be fine before the day's through."
Chadwick threw him a look. "So now it's my fault I'm lactose intolerant."
"It sure as hell ain't mine!" Ken blurted out around a laugh. "I've got a belly made of steel!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah…" Chadwick mumbled as he rolled his eyes and got back to feeding his nephew. "Man, what the hell with kid?"
"What's the matter now?"
"He takes the food, but then he takes it out his mouth and questions it. He's giving me looks like I'm giving him crap."
"Maybe it is crap…" Ken said as he thought about all of the new vaierty of foods he never noticed a day in his life, and whow skeptical they all looked. "Try something else."
"I've tried like five things."
Ken sighed. "You know how to use a knife?"
"I know more than how to use a knife. I'm always in the kitchen."
"Yeah well, you know how it is with you young guys these days. Natural Mr. Moms and all that." He teased him, then smirked when he caught the look he gave them.
"Man shut up and get over there and feed your son."
"Looks like I touched on a nerve with your Uncle Chad…"
Chadwick straightened his back and pursed his lips as Ken laughed his way over to his son who was still far too busy inspecting the food in his hand.
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