#why did I make this?

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[phoebepheebsphibs]

So I guess I just made a new AU for myself?

@sariphantom

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tutant meenage neetle teetles #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles fanart #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt lou jitsu #lou jitsu #rottmnt human au #rottmnt human designs #why did i make this? #i couldnt tell ya #i just felt inspired #i made another au

[bubvy]

#philza fanart #hatsune miku #why did I make this? #wilbur soot fanart

[stormcloud-wav]

Hehe me and my bf making random audios-

#cj mind #cj soul #cccc mind #cccc soul #cccc #chonnys charming chaos compendium #chonny jash #animation #bullshit #why did i make this?

[dunyun-rings]

Looks like you’re getting a call from your new friends Octocon and Sea Snake 🐙🐍

#why did I make this? #*Yzma voice* I’m uh not sure #splatoon #metal gear solid #mgs #mgs2 #solid snake #otacon #metal gear raiden #my art

[crowleys-ducks]

Azirafowl is my favorite duck

#Why did I make this? #Good question #Because silliness that's why #Aziraphale #Good omens #Good omens shitpost #Good omens crack

[professionallyamateur1o1]

Jax needs some crake

#jax #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus memes #the amazing digital circus #digital circus #the digital circus #tadc #gangle #the amazing digital circus jax #why did i make this?

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Pil

Pilza...

#why did i make this? #asks

[softspacecat]

jerma performs anarchy rainbow

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #jerma #jerma985 #why did i make this? #well you see #the heat wave is doing some things to my brain #space makes things

[ehmaree]

Guys! This is my new oc, Trackpad! He was dropped off a cliff as a dragonet and was drawn using only the trackpad!

#shitpost #stupid stuff #dragons #oc #why did I make this? #This is so stupid

[gar-trek]

take a chance on me!

#tonight ill finish my essay and go to bed early so i can have a healthy start to my week! #enjoy #why did i make this? #well blame havi for playing this song like one million times for me #i got so brainwashed #also i was like #i did not finish my essay and it is now 2 am #so uh #well.. thats life!!! #i needed to make this okay! #abba #take a chance on me #star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #julian bashir #miles o'brien #jiles #amv

[yesnowhatno]

Businessmen working for illumination sit at a long table, deep in contemplation. A young man at one end of the table pushes his seat back with a screech, before he stands tall in front of a whiteboard.

“Everyone loved the grinch, right?”, he asks rhetorically. All the other men watch attentively from their seats, anticipation beaming through their eyes, as the young man continues.

“But there is one issue”, he continues, “the grinch must be a twink!”

The table bursts into rapturous applause, and the young man is promoted to CEO of Illumination

#shitpost #why did I make this? #grinch #new grinch movie #the grinch #196 #r/196 #r196 #196 campfire #/r/196 #19684 #literally 19684 #textposting #textpost

[jonathan-swims]

taz fan (professional diagnosis) 

#taz #the adventure zone #why did i make this? #good question #because i just encountered the saddest peice of fan art and i am not ok #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz graduation #taz ethersea #taz steeplechase #taz commitment #taz dust #taz dust 2 #merle highchurch #taako taaco #taako the wizard #taako the elf #pick a name and stick with it #magnus burnsides #magnus rushes in #zone of truth #sizzle it up with taako #why so many tags #what is this? #an ao3 fic? #not in my swamp #anyway #sorry if your reading this #i'l' confess to murder in my tags one day #soon

[thebaronfelidae]

Payer Dust

#digital art #autodesksketchbook #art #fanart #payer #spore payer #spore #spode #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #my ssri's doing weirds things #why did I make this? #good lord #spore game #evolution game #electronic arts #maxis #spore fanart #what am I smoking? #thebaronfelidae

[msviolacea]

There's a lot of "oh, Baldur's Gate, isn't that game all about sex?" out there - I've seen it on the internet and heard it in conversation - which is fair, that's what the mainstream articles have been about, and let's not lie, most of us around here are all about the sexytimes with pretty people. (Me included, 100000%. And my "romance doesn't make an experience less interesting or serious" rant will be saved for another day.) But anyway ... it's Monday, and I'm avoiding work, so I figured I'd list as many things as I can think of right now that make the game amazing that have nothing to do with actually having sex with someone.

GINORMOUS areas to explore.

There are lore books literally everywhere. If you like reading random bits of in-universe texts, you'll be spoiled.

Have you ever played D&D and wished certain spells had more utility - like Grease, or Sleep, or Create/Destroy Water? You're in luck here! Anything that can either create a ground effect or temporarily distract/take enemies out is OP!

Animated, voiced cut scenes with nearly every single NPC you run across.

At the same time, most of them are not required. Some will give you interesting side quests, extra approval/disapproval from your companions, or interesting information that will give you more options in a future quest, but you don't have to spend hours talking to people unless that's your jam.

In character creation, you don't pick male/female as a gender. You pick from four body types (two small, two large, two with breasts/more slender, two more broad/slightly larger), three sets of pronouns (he/she/they), and several different sets of genitals - mix and match all three categories to your hearts' content. I'm sure there are other things they could have done, but it's the most inclusive character creator I've seen in a major game for sure.

The turn-based combat is a blessing for anyone who struggles with real time combat. Take your time, consider your options, look at things from all angles, sort through your spells and attacks to find the right one.

Or you can remember you picked up that barrel of smoke powder three rooms back, climb up into the rafters of the room, and chuck it into the fire pit in the middle of the room for maximum effect. I cannot overstate how fucking satisfying that is.

Big fucking tiefling horns. Of a variety of shapes!

Your female companions are the tanks/hearty warriors. Your male companions are all delicate fucking flowers, at least until you get Druid Daddy who can turn into a bear.

While optimizing your 4-person party to bring the usual configuration - one tank, one healer, a couple of DPS - is useful, it isn't always necessary. There are some fights where bringing four ranged options is a great idea, as long as you give them some survivability spells or plenty of potions. Sometimes bringing four people who can just barrel their way into a pile of ogres is satisfying. Mix it up!

Okay every companion thus far (I'm still only through act 1 yet, listen I have two games and my partner didn't feel well enough to continue the game where we're the farthest this weekend so I spent my time catching my solo game up) is absolute gold, no duds in the bunch, and the next few bullets will be one awesome thing about each one of them that has nothing to do with romance.

Astarion with the Thief subclass at level 3 literally cannot fail most lockpicking or trap disarming checks unless he rolls a nat 1. He is invisible when stealthed. He can one-shot most low level goblins with sneak attack arrows from range. He is a very bitchy fancy-lad Super Rogue.

Wyll is the Goodest Boy - the speed with which he goes from "I am oathbound to kill you demon!" to "well shit you're just a tiefling guess I'll deliberately fuck up my very dangerous warlock oath for you" is wonderful. He's noble and impetuous and wants to be more than a rich boy and gives nearly everyone the benefit of the doubt. I would die for him.

Karlach does the ADHD idle dance of "I could not stand still if you paid me all the gold in Baldur's Gate" and has the best puppy dog eyes. Also the story tie-in to her rage mechanics is really great and excellent storytelling.

Lae'zel is nigh unkillable if you give her the right stuff. Speccing her as Battlemaster is amazing for controlling the most powerful combatants on the field. Trip Attack has saved my ass so many times, you have no idea.

On paper, Gale should be absolutely insufferable. But somehow the writing and voice acting managed to hit just the right notes of humor and good nature and wizard geek. I'm very impressed.

Shadowheart is a very interesting combination of amoral/self-involved but also compassionate and I find myself fascinated by it. She clearly contains multitudes, and thus far the story is doing a good job of doling out pieces of her at a satisfying pace.

And speaking of interesting moral dichotomies, I absolutely adore that Halsin is both the good influence authority figure and also utterly ruthless when things run afoul of his strongly held belief system. Also thicc, broad-shouldered elf supremacy.

The tieflings you meet in Emerald Grove are directly tied to the D&D adventure "Descent Into Avernus" - as is Wyll! (And I'm sure it has a lot of context for Karlach's story as well, I haven't finished reading it yet.) I'm sure there's more when you get to the actual city of Baldur's Gate, but I'm not there yet. It's just fun to have that as an option to read for backstory about some of the game's characters and situations if you want. It's not required reading, though - cough, Bioware/Dragon Age, cough - everything that happens with them is perfectly understandable without any additional context!

The "Balanced" combat difficulty is a really good mix of fights that take a LOT of strategy and ones that can be easily cheesed.

Have you ever wanted to shove someone off a cliff even though you have like 8 strength? Listen, a 30% chance is STILL A CHANCE, and you have limited bonus action choices. TAKE YOUR SHOT.

... feel free to add your own. I'm still pretty early in the game and can't wait to get to more.

(edited for some slightly better phrasing about the character creation gender options, hopefully)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #why did i make this? #is it mostly to avoid work? #yes probably #but still #i feel like a post is needed #to say 'you can have all this!' #(and also sexytimes!)

[aro-laurance-zvahl]

#minecraft diaries #mcd #mcd laurance #mcd laurence #laurance zvahl #laurence zvhal #why did i make this? #because I’m bored and curious #Hope it doesn’t flop lmao