would you ever write for young Snow? like outside of the 10th hunger games au you talked about for And They'd Find Us in A Week? Please mother I hungerrrr
tbh I don't find Tom Blithe attractive. Like, nothing against the actor, but I felt like I was being gaslit into thinking he was a heartthrob, but I just don't get it! It feels like the Paul Dano plague that happened when Batman came out. Like, Tom had the craziness down, but the pretty boy, trusting act Corio used to trick everyone in the book doesn't translate well in the movie for me bc that man is neither a pretty boy OR trusting. Like, fr I don't know how anyone trusted a thing outta that man's mouth, he does NOT look trustworthy!!!! I wouldn't trust him to piss on me if I was on fire.
You know who I would trust and follow blindly? Blond Callum Turner!!!! Look at him!
LOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK
I knows he's brunet in the last one but that's my man and you WILL listen
IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN THE PEACEKEEPER JUMPSUIT IN THIS ONE
Mannnn yall don't wanna hear me, you just wanna dance 🙄
But, yeah, I'll write for young Corio, but ONLY this one.
What's his way of showing you affection in this new cursed form? We talked about how he'd be a lap dog but like....is he just laying on top of you from time to time bc he loves you and needs to see your face??
Elaborate for the peeps in the back ☺️
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・curse!Satoru Gojo Headcanons・
a/n・I'm so bad at formulating headcanons you know this?? also how did you find an otter emoji??
Fandom・Jujutsu Kaisen
Character(s)・Satoru Gojo
Tags・sloppy headcanons, curse!Gojo AU, fluff, unedited
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curse!Gojo is...enormous
lets just get the physical implications of cursing the strongest jujutsu sorcerer in the world because curse!Gojo is...a lot
both in personality as well as sheer size and monstrous appearance
think...cursed Howl Pendragon, meets gluttonous No Face's limbs, owlbeast Eda Clawthorn shape with owlbeast Lilth Clawthron color palette and retractable neck
and I fully headcanon him as having no physical appearance of eyes/nose etc but a black banding around where his eyes should be and the rest of his faceless head is a very large un-hingable jaw with the rest of his face being "splashed" in white before transitioning to the bulk of his dark body
ok ok ok enough about the way the curse looks; and more about the way he acts!
like most cursed souls curse!Gojo is dangerously obsessed with you
you are his only purpose in life as well as the only thing tying him to a physical "life" and his animal instinct will not let that bond be broken no matter the cost
curse!Gojo basically feels no pain and it's scarier to see in action than it is to just think he's a stubborn fighter
he is insanely affectionate; to the point it's smothering
ideally he'd be sealed away in a cursed object but nothing can hold all of him (to no one's surprise)
so that being said curse!Gojo does at time have the annoying nuances of a shikigami or a familiar but make it 1000x worse
giant lap dog 🤝 pissy cat 🤝 needy brat
curse!Gojo likes to show his affection by planting himself right behind you and more times than not laying a part of his grotesques form on you
no idea about his actual size nor would he care if you tried to explain it to him because he just won't listen
curse!Gojo wants to be touching you at some point all the time or else he does get practically...antsy
not a good idea for him to be restless, it's in everyone's best interest for curse!Gojo to remain calm as long as possible
brings you dead curses and to no one surprise, likes to play with them! he will make it a point to have you watch him disembody things.
People, curses, animals...the only thing curse!Gojo will not touch is young individuals
that's a post for later
his ideal way to have your attention is to absolutely maul your target into a pulp right in front of you and frankly there's no other way for him to kill besides over the top right in front of you
on a less gruesome note, yes, he insists on sleeping with you
curse!Gojo thankfully has very little intention of suffocating you so he's happy to have you lay on top of him or curls up around you as the biggest spoon in the world
regretfully curse!Gojo does lick and drool when overtly excited and talks in the fastest string of broken sentences any being could
you get real good at understanding the gibberish don't worry
curse!Gojo loves "self care" and by that it means he loves having you hold his face, pick things out of his teeth, booping his non existent nose and giving him forehead kisses
exceptionally fond of carrying you and pouts when you don't let him hold you 24/7
and the most horrifying thing curse!Gojo loves to show his affection is...play wrestling
don't worry he basically just wants to engulf you in a hug and roll around with you but it can be off putting to those who are not familiar with either of you two yet
Hey, could you tag your works as fem reader? It sucks when there’s no tag or label and you’re jumpscared with the words “mama” or “wifey”
Hello my love! I do my best to tag with "f!reader" but sometimes things slip through the cracks.
I don't mean this with any malice but since I write for mainly afab!readers you may just want to go ahead and block me. That should clear up your searches and take any of my untagged stuff off your radar too. Or add my username to your blacklist. Again I don't want that to come across as callous or mean, I'm just trying to offer you another solution for my mistakes.
"He's used to people flirting with him. Hell, he does it almost as readily as he breathes. But he isn't used to you flirting with him. That tentative way of yours makes him nervous. It’s nothing he’s used to. It feels too real .
"I don't care what they think," he shrugs a shoulder, biting his lip to stop from smiling too broadly, "The real party's out here, anyway."
You tilt your head, smiling up at him and his ears go warm. This is probably the fifth time he's talked to you and you've never smiled at him like that before."
This shit. I think about this all day long. This is my favourite thing ever
we've had a scott and pearl duo. we've had a scott and martyn duo. we've had a cleo and scott duo. we've had a cleo and martyn duo. we had a martyn and pearl duo kind of off and on.
i need cleo and pearl to team. please. please give me rabid revenge wives. i want the most dangerous, the most fed up with your shit, the most 'you can fix her i can make her worse' duo PLEASE.