They came to me in a vision so I had to make them right now
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just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy
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I WANTED TO DO LIKE. A MONSTER HIGH OC. so heres a spring heeled jack daughter
inspired by this Zombina and the Skeletones song
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In light of that little "sharks are older than the north star" post, here's some other little fun facts i keep in my brain for such an occasion:
-mammals are older than flowers
-fungi are more closely related to animals than plants
-the t-rex existed in a closer period of time to humans than it did to stegosaurus.
-hyenas are closer in relation to cats than dogs
-the mitochondria in a human cell was originally a kind of bacteria that later evolved into the organelle we all know and love
-Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Iphone's debut than to the construction of the pyramids
-Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, and the modern English language (which i'm including Middle English in, as well, just for the record.)
-if you laid the blood vessels in a single human body end to end, it would be over 60,000 miles long, or, long enough to wrap around the earth twice.
-the oldest company in the world still in operation is kongo gumi, which was founded in the year 578
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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cephalophore carrying guide
X WRONG
structurally unsafe
damaging to the hair and scalp
X WRONG
ouch :(
looking cool will not save you from an infected piercing from an unclean spike
X WRONG
lack of adequate space or enrichment
any crumbs or other debris in the bottom of the bag will get stuck in the severed trachea
heads separated from the sight of their bodies for extended periods of time may develop separation anxiety
✓ CORRECT
dish is wide enough to support full weight of head
secure
comfortable for carrier
✓ CORRECT
head is properly supported
carrier maintains good posture
skin-to-skin contact is beneficial to the development of the bond between head and carrier
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So much of Garak as a person starts to make sense once you know his childhood was a fucking gothic novel. His main playground was a graveyard and he'd play pretend by perfoming improv eulogies to an imagined audience. For a long time his main touchstone for most important figures from recent history is 'oh yeah I know about that guy my dad buried him. great flower arrangements for that one'. He finds out later his 'parents' are actually a brother and sister who had to get married to avoid the utter shame and social devastation of having a child born out of wedlock, and they live in the basement of his biological father's house. (the madwoman in the attic vs. the tiny elim in the basement.) His biological father calls himself his uncle and locks him in a closet whenever he fails to live up to his insane and unpredictable expectations and everyone just has to act like that's normal and expected, and his will hangs over everything at all times, unseen but always felt keener than anything else. The father who actually raised him grows the world's most beautiful (and as it turns out, most poisonous) orchids and keeps the mask of a god hidden in a box in his work shed. Everyone in the house is choking down secrets like it's the only air they know how to breathe anymore.
What I'm saying is that right from the get-go this guy never had the faintest shot at turning out normal, so I'm glad that by middle age he's found a way to get a bit silly with it as he continues to be deeply deeply not normal about anything ever <3
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