#wow fuck u

[b0tster]

every morning i wake up and every morning i delete pathetic lil pissbaby youtube comments that say something like this its honestly a highlight of my morning

#liliths mind #bloodborne kart #its so fucking funny every morning seeing one comment go #“wow cool!” #and then 5 minute later seeing a comment on one of my bunlith or stream videos like #“WHY ARE U GYA”

[cowboythewizard726]

BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALINNNNNNNNNNN!!!

#FALIN FALIN FALIN #FALIN TOUDEN FALIN TOUDEN #FALIN TOUDEN #oh falin touden #falin touden #wow #soo cool girl #love the blood where'd u get it :3? #bonus the two bath scence screenshots i got #just for YOU farcillers #ignore the laios #oh but the one where shes all bundled up awh awh #and whnn and when she whsiper senshis name :(((((((( #abububbububbbububububububuuuu #OH BUT THE ANIMAITON WHEN SHE WAS RESSERUCTED??????? #THE WAY HER BODY CAME BACK TOGETHER??? #SO FUCKING COOL MAN OH MY GOD #WOW SHES SO COOL #i need to chew on her but far differently from the way i wanna chew on laios #but like the same amount of urge to chew on him too #gotta chew on these toudens #when the when the FUCK #edit um #forgot main tags #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #lesbian #sometimes you may see a post from me and go: #why the fuck would she post that?? #and wonder if i regret it #the answer is no <3 #all my posts are bangers😤 #esp this one #and that is NOT the exhaustion and lack of sleep talking #maybe it’s late and i have to be up #in five hours #and i came to the realization that ALL my kisses count as gay little kisses #and had to share that with the internet #okay and it’s a GOOD post😤😤😤😤 #im not gonna see this at a time when im more sane and be like wtf #i’ll see it be like: wow that’s a great post #@ future me: u can fight me on this im right okay #god im so tired

[midoristeashop]

Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)

(That one vine)

Also have the things

#I didn’t even plan to use this audio LMAO #it worked ig I just added words #hijack #jackycup #it’s so wild yall car trips fuck me up cuz what do u mean I slept 4 hours straight and now there’s snow #IN CALI?? #ate some bomb ass food tho while filming and my sis just stared at me the whole time 😔 #ig that’s how ​toofthelss greets people LMAO #expressions are fun #I may not animatic but I can sure hope and dream #if u see this no u didn’t #a little loopy it’s fine yall #edit: omgf ITS SO SHAKY I AM ASHAMED #TY FOR LIKING THIS BUT ALSO WOW DO I KINDA HAYE IT #😔 it’s ok I’ll just dig a hole and lay down for a while it’s fine

[cynicallyneutral]

of course it’s sasuke

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #I MEAN #WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE LOL?????? #what kinda blog do u think i am #hahahaha eehehehee #wow this took days bc i was #super busy and tired from work and #my sleep schedules fucked so i dont have enrrgy at all #my art #i reiterate #yes im aware roles CAN be reversed #but i do not care #i draw this solely because i want to see #feral naruto in san clothes #i want him in the fur #i want him with the wolves ok #im perfectly aware but i chose this bc im the artist and #i draw what i want to see #p sure theres literally dozens of other #redraws that have ur own vision fit the art #but this is MY own version and i do whatever i want #go to narusasu version please and ignore this one then

[swordmaid]

brienne is actually kind of insane for calling jaime kingslayer right at his face. just imagining this 19yo calling a 34yo man cunt trash worthless piece of shit waste of space waste of air shithead get fucked idiot unprovoked AND anytime he opened his mouth it's actually so funny to think about

#and then jaime is like omg.. no one calls me that in front of my face 😠(😳)... #we have to talk abt how brienne was shitting on him any chance she gets in early asos #i feel like bc we're in jaime pov it's kind of overlooked but if u just focus on her shes such a little hater IT'S SO FUNNY #jaime tries to be cordial and call her my lady but she's like fuck off kys and he's like wow ok then wench

[luzho]

i’ll delete it in the morning but i wanna know: do u guys like this little suki?

#is this the first fucking time i actually post a sketch?? wow #anyway the thing is: i am doing a comic right; isnt a pun its a…. ;) anyway i was stuck on the face i wanted suki to make here…… #its a sort of ‘wait… what ARE you Doing’ situation… and i wanted to make it silly. this is the first time i draw her and she DESERVES SILLY #im mostly sure about this final iteration of her face but u know i like being told ‘yes! thats it!’ and my brother is asleep so #thanks. #ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ #my journal

[asaethiel]

horror movie twins/gansey's magicians/etc

#the raven cycle #trc #pynch #adam parrish #ronan lynch #jun23 #actual art #fanart #digital #showed roomie my bluesey last month and she was like wow i'm surprised u drew them first and not pynch! #and i had to be like. well u see thinking abt pynch makes my heart feel flayed open like a fish so bluesey was easier #anyway tho heres: them ! #i looooooove when they start going off together to do fucked up magic shit. and how they each get to know the other's powers better than #the rest of the gangsey. like. united in the willingness to commit crimes against god and man for gansey's sake 🙏 #&how they work so well as a team once they have that knowledge of each other?? adam scrying from the front seat while ronan drives?? romanc

[suntails]

reflection

#*drives a car thru the convenience store doors* hi guys #i wanted to draw his new fit without actually drawing the fit. do u see my vision. do u get it #i think its rly interesting to see how different lilia is in the past vs rn...its so inch resting to think abt how he must feel #how he must look at his past. im sure lilias the type to continue forward and take pride in the growth but WOW he was so staunchly dif #lilia “world peace” vanrouge vs lilia “fuck humans they suck” vanrouge #twst #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #suntails #i want him. i dont care which. i want him

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[prettyupsetnerd]

scary hugs doo doo doo doo doo

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #scary marlowe #normal oak #cheer practice sure does pay off #i was gonna make this a 1/3 series and i still want to but wow this took me way longer than it should have #but im proud of it 💖 just hate being a slow fuck #anyways i love normscary theyre my favorite adjectives or whatever #if u don't have a friend who lifts u everytime u two hug sorry for your loss...

[ghouljams]

I DONT KNOW WHY, but bewitched by laufey awfully reminds me of knight ghost with princess reader

except the song would be ghost's pov

abso-fucking-lutely you're right on all of that. Here's the bewitching:

If you'd told Ghost that he'd be called on to be the crown princess's personal guard, he would've laughed. He would've told you he was hardly interested in such an "honor" and that he's sure her most royal brattiness must have better prospects to scare off. Surely you must have been such a petty handful that the other knights offered the position had declined, leaving him next in the long line.

Although, it was flattering to hear he was even in consideration. He'd sure worked his ass off to be the best of the best. Making something out of nothing but a failing title thanks to his father's- Well, the man was a better father 6ft underground than he'd ever been in life, and that's all he really needed to say on it. Ghost didn't think much of the summons. He couldn't ignore it, of course, but that didn't mean he had to take it seriously. He could run a little late.

Ghost's pace is slow as he walks through the castle. Admiring the architecture, he told his escort, who looked far less than pleased with that answer. He did his best to stall, hopefully the princess would be fuming by the time he arrived and he could be dismissed easily. No muss, no fuss.

Uneven footsteps race down the hall behind him as he and his escort turn the corner. He pays it no mind, likely a maid, no reason to pay them mind. Until they slam into his back and bounce off. He turns, wide eyed, in time to see you fall on the floor, landing hard on your ass with a pained expression. It doesn't fit such a pretty face. Your chest heaves as you try to catch your breath, and Ghost has to shake himself out of staring at you. His escort has already scurried ahead to see about buying him some time.

"You alright?" Ghost asks, helping you to your feet. You wobble a little, he keeps hold of your hand to keep you steady. "You broken?" He tries, brow furrowing at your changing height as you shift on your feet. He doesn't know you, he certainly wouldn't be here if he did.

"No," You lift your foot, and Ghost glances down, one of your feet already in just a sock, "but, I'm afraid I'm running terribly late." You tell him, glancing behind you and pushing your hair out of your face as you unlace your remaining shoe.

"Maybe I can help you, where-" Ghost watches as you tug your shoe off and shove it against chest.

"Hold that please," He blinks, and takes the heel from you, judging by your clothes you must be of high status. He's never seen a lady running around barefoot before. "Now if you'll excuse me, Sir Knight, I really am in a rush, and I have a baron hot on my tail attempting to hold me hostage another hour still."

Another glance behind you, one Ghost leans to check for as well. You must be quick to have outrun a man he can't even see the sweat of. He wonders if you lost your other shoe somewhere along the way or if you, perhaps, threw it at the baron to buy yourself some time. That look in your eyes is wickedly clever when it meets his again. You nod to him once and slip around him to take off running again.

"Wait, I'm-" Ghost stops, and sighs watching you slide around another corner. "The fuck am I supposed to do with this?" He grumbles to himself, tossing your shoe to his other hand as he walks. He'll pass it off to his escort once he meets up with him again. He's pretty sure he went the same way you did.

The escort looks rather harried when he spots him in front of the reception chamber's doors. Big fancy things that have guards waiting to open them on either side. His escort enters to tell the King and Queen that the newest guard candidate has arrived. Ghost tries not to eavesdrop.

"I haven't needed an escort since I was a little girl I'm-"

"A flight risk," The Queen says firmly

"I'd hardly call running from a daft old man a flight risk," The King grumbles. Ghost chuckles a little to himself. His escort slips back out of the throne room to tell him they're not quite ready for him. Which seems strange considering how much time they've had to prepare.

A maid exits one of the nearby rooms with a pair of slippers and something clicks in Ghost's head. Despite his escort's best attempts at stopping him, Ghost enters the throne room with the maid, and watches your sweet face fall as silence covers the royal family. The maid too, it seems, doesn't know what to do.

"Sir Simon Riley," Ghost announces himself, "I was called about being her highness's personal guard."

"It seems you've already run into each other," The Queen's lips purse, eyes on the heeled shoe in Ghost's hands. He offers the offending shoe to the maid, and takes the slippers.

"This is really-" You whisper to him, Ghost hums, slips the silk slipper onto your foot. You swallow, try again, "I'm sorry to have troubled you, I can't imagine how you must think of me."

"Briefly," He tells her. You're still standing at the bottom of the steps to the throne; apparently having had time only to argue with your parents, not take your seat, in the time between bumping into him and getting here.

"Sir Riley," you start.

"Ghost," he corrects you, "if I'm going to be your guard, I'd like you to call me Ghost."

"Ghost," you start again, not even a hint of annoyance in your voice. Actually, you sound a little embarrassed. It's cute. He likes how easily you give in to him. "I'm sure you'd find this position terribly boring, and a waste of your many talents."

Ghost drops to one knee, and pats his thigh, you quickly raise your foot to settle on him.

"I mean, I'm really not the flight risk my mother thinks I am, and I hardly think you want to accompany me on diplomatic excursions-" he holds your ankle to slip the new house shoe on "-or trips into town. Wouldn't you rather be off, I don't know, fighting marauders and dragons?"

"What do you think knights do, princess?" He smiles, setting your foot on the floor and prompting you for the other one. "It's my privilege to serve you, one I'm enjoying so far."

You feel heat brust over your cheeks, finally taking in the man in front of you. This man is a trained combatant and yet here he is helping you put your shoes on. Christ, you'd literally run into him, and now he was. Why was he treating you so nicely, he should be laughing at the idea of serving you.

"No," He murmurs back, "You can't imagine what I think of you." He stands as you settle your foot back on the ground, and takes your hand, bowing his head to kiss the back of it. "But, rest assured those thoughts are good, my lady."

#acts of service acts of service acts of service #wow princess u sure take orders really fucking readily for someone in a position of power #just with Ghost huh? wonder what thats about #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #knight!Ghost #princess!reader #medieval au #i fucking adore natural subs and i think its fun putting them in positions of power sue me #this one doesnt hurt i hope you all enjoy the fluff

[revenantghost]

Tbh, I've wondered each time I've rewatched if Tonis's arm is the only major loss in Rosa's family with the whole Knives fiasco. I don't know enough about pregnancy orhealth in general to have more than a vague idea, but the Nebraska garbage, E.G. the Mine, and then Knives going down can't be good for that baby

(I also hope, someday, when they're all less immediately traumatized, both Meryl and Vash get to meet up with the two again because I think both Tonis and Rosa would be thankful that their lives were saved when, you know. Not in the immediate, horrifying aftermath. And both Meryl and Vash could use hearing that)

#Trigun #Tristamp #Trigun Stampede #Also shout out to me for being a FUCKING MORON when I first watched #And missing this line entirely #And being like wow!!! #What a fun character shape!!!!!! #NO SHE'S PREGNANT U IDIOT

[phemiec]

It's good to do something outside your comfort zone now and again just to make you remember how massively fucking autistic you are lol

#When you cultivate a lovely little predictable life for yourself #And you get feeling like....wow I'm so hashtag normal #Incredibly neurobasic neurobland babies #But then you have a day where your schedule is off or you have to do something new and unexpected and u remember ur fucked #We're in it now folks

[zend-pixie]

you guys ever think about how Emma was so elated to see Paul during "inevitable" that she didn't notice his heart wasn't beating. cause i think about that a lot

#tgwdlm #paul matthews #emma perkins #starkid #hatchetfield #paulkins #the guy who didn't like musicals #like she was right up against his chest #sure she didn't get a whole lot of time to notice or pay attention to that but #usually chest warmth and a slight hum is the FIRST thing u notice when hugging someone that's taller than you (sincerely - a 5'3 little guy #which means she was so happy to see him it didnt get to hit her that he was fucking dead #pixie talks #wow been a while since i made my own post good evening everypony

[cynicallyneutral]

when u download a cool brush

#sasunaru #naruto #sasuke #my art #listen i drew a whole lot this weekend and today and yesterday #maN! i hate coloring do much #but when i finish the stuff im working on i hope u like it #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #i rly actually drew a fuck ton #ahahhahaha but anyway wow this brush is so nice lmaooo #waych me not use it again #but alsoooo ahahahhahahaa i had nothing to do #so i just mass downloaded clip assets lmao