#you don’t understand that’s a dude-

[aloeverawrites]

Genuinely don’t understand how people can eat animals. Like that’s a guy. You can have a conversation with him.

Especially pigs like my body could accept a pigs heart and be like “oh yeah that’s a piece of me. We’re exactly the same.” At that point it’s just cannibalism I’m sorry-

#vegan for the animals #you don’t understand that’s a dude- #that’s a little baby they understand what you’re saying and they can be your friend #and you’re going to kill them and turn them into food- #moral reasons aside it’s just nasty.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.

Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever

#ask reply #THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny #it adds flavour #Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this #brings me to tears #I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad #but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good #Michael would not understand this gesture till years later #could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then

[jojo-schmo]

I wish I could tell the original artist that this drawing permanently changed the entire direction of my life in 2009. I want to shake their hand, look them in the eye, and admit I would not be who I am today if this drawing didn’t exist.

EDIT: Original artist is @ivynajspyder !!!!

#‘but jojo’ you ask. ‘that seems a little ridiculous’ #‘don’t you think that’s a little much?’ #no. NO. IT IS THE TRUTH. #little baby middle schooler jojo had just gotten squeak squad. the first kirby game she ever owned. #and she loved it even tho there’s a lot she didn’t understand #like who dedede was supposed to be or why copy abilities existed #I asked for the game because my roommate at swim camp had it and she told me the plot of the game when I looked over her shoulder to watch #(the plot she told me was completely made up btw she said kirby had to save the dimension from dark overlord and did not mention the squeak #and said stuff about meta knight being a bad guy idk I realize now she was just weaving a tale of her own haha) #SO I WAS NOT AWARE OF THE LORE. I had only played the one game and it’s the one people don’t like the plot of #but meta knight completely intrigued me #what was this blue sword wielding little kirby dude doing here?? #so I’d replay his boss fight over and over again just to get that glimpse at his face #and I’d sit and wonder what it all meant. who was this mysterious swordsman?? #and the boss fight was hard!!! it cost me to beat it at the time but I’d still do it to see his face #AND THEN AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF THIS it occurred to me that there was a kirby wiki online #so I found all the pictures of his face and my little fangirl-raised-by-deviantart mind ATE THIS UP. #and then I look up that one fateful google search……… the one that changed me #meta. #knight. #maskless. #and this drawing was towards the top of the results #I went feral about a fandom related topic for the very very first time #I lost my MIND. HOW can a character be so cute AND COOL??! I was a changed child. #I consumed the hoshi no kaabii anime like it was the only piece of media on earth #I drew comics about him. I made my first kirby oc ever to go on a grand adventure on him. #I filled my notebooks with kirby art to the point my mom was like ‘jossie. you REALLY need to branch out. these are just orbs.’ #and now I am the kirby artist I am today. so yes. YES. this drawing did change my life. #thanks for reading. and thanks to the original artist. I tried to find them to link but nothing. so if you know pls tell me #THE END!!! and remember! your art makes a difference in people’s lives even if they don’t say it to your face!!!!

[tiredyke]

y’all really think cis dudes who dress femininely as a joke for views online are more enlightened and nuanced in gender than literal trans women lol

#transmisogyny #y’all think cis men who fuck with their gender presentation are more capable of understanding the complexity of gender than trans women #because you don’t think trans women or women in general are capable of complex thought. you don’t think they’re capable of thoroughly #understanding social constructs and choosing to engage with them anyway for whatever personal reason #whether necessity or comfort or joy or self expression #because cis dudes have the luxury of retaining their manhood and deconstructing gender as a joke and y’all eat it up #but a lot of trans women have to conform to set gender roles at the risk of being denied healthcare or job opportunities etc

[forgetful-nerd]

2003! Mikey would treat finding out that 1987! Michelangelo has hopped around dimensions with 2012! Mikey like a cheating scandal and you can’t tell me otherwise.

#2003! Mikey: *gasps dramatically* YOUVE BEEN SEEING OTHER MIKEYS BEHIND MY BACK? you CHEAT! How many?!? How many? have you seen? #1987! Michelangelo: *who just wanted to introduce little 2012! mikey* I don’t understand dude- #2012! Mikey: *grips 1987*omg dude! I’m you’re side piece?!? #idk man #I’m tired I haven’t slept in like two days #have my sleep deprived ramblings #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt crossover #tmnt 1987 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mikey #2012 mikey #2003 mikey #1987 mikey #1987 michelangelo

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

i cannot stop thinking about miguel, dude was ready to straight up eat a guy and he has to keep up with injections of weird ass green AND he’s oscar isaac

absolutely my problematic fave of this movie

#ace speaks #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099 #spider man across the spider verse #oscar isaac #am i a simp? ABSOLUTELY #dude is HUGE AND BUILT #FANGS? TALONS? EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG VIBES? OSCAR ISAAC? ABSOLUTELY #i love this guy you don’t understand i need more of him #actually i think i just need to rewatch the whole movie #my man is GRIEVING and projecting on a child #absolutely my problematic fave

[nondescriptloin]

Because I am a big fan of tender Hannibal but do also believe that his manipulation and medical malpractice in regards to Will is something that is important went looking at their relationship, here’s what I (at 11:12 pm) think Hannibal was thinking throughout the show (yes I left off the end of S3, I’m very tired.)

- Hannibal meets Will and is OBSESSED

- Realises Will is way too bitchy and into the whole crime fighting/solving thing to accept him for who he truly is

- Sees Will’s potential and decides the only reasonable thing to do is to manipulate him and let him almost die from encephalitis

- Falls even harder when Will tries to have him killed, would do anything for that man

- Will won’t elope with him so he gets gently spritzed with a water bottle (stabbed and his pseudo daughter killed in front of him)

- Broods in Florence for a while

- Sees Will and instantly decides he will once again do anything for that man because he has absolutely got separation anxiety and if Will won’t play ball then Hanni will just have to get arrested so Will knows exactly where he is when he’s ready (willing to elope with him)

#I also think it is perfectly acceptable to look at how Will may or may not have been repressing parts of his identity #especially in season one #and I also think it’s perfectly fine #to project onto characters #because they’re characters #and #like #not real people #it’s okay to see a character you identify with and project onto them #idk dude I just feel like the crimes and cannibalism fandom has got kinda gatekeepy and overly hostile lately #let’s just let people engage with media the way they want to #you can say that you don’t understand something #or prefer something else #without booing everyone who thinks/does something #not saying that pointing out harmful stereotypes is bad #but like #a lot of this is just dumb shit or differences in interpretation #of the weird kalidescope gay cannibalism cooking show #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #hannigram

[bookwyrminspiration]

“I can’t compete in the trials!” Teo you are the main character of the novel The Sunbearer Trials

#the sunbearer trials #i know every characters gotta go through a denial and a ‘why me!’ phase because that’s realistic to life #people don’t just adapt and this makes them more fleshed out and real #but my GOD i always struggle to take it seriously like. of COURSE you will compete in the trials #there was no other option my guy #‘i didn’t understand why they were looking at me like that after a bright light appeared way to close and blinding’ #because you just got SELECTED #c’mon dude ​catch up

[dammit-theclown]

Sorta punk. Sorta dolly kei. Pretty stripped down and casual but the skirt has little rhinestones fastening the tassels

#‘dambit why are you wearing a band shirt for a dolly kei coord’ #you don’t underSTAND dude it’s a god-tier dkei reference #jfashion #dolly kei #goth fashion #goth #punk fashion #goth diy #punk diy #contains dammit

[doctorsiren]

Day 19 of Sirentober / Doctober

Conspiracy / Future

Why does Ford dress like an old-man Grian 🧍🏻‍♂️

#doctorsiren #art #digital art #my art #fanart #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #disney #dipper pines #ford pines #bill cipher #procreate #sirentober #sirentober 2022 #doctober #doctober 2022 #dude you don’t understand my hidden obsession with Ford Pines 😭😳😳

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again. #sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does #like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful #while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child #like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all. #imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child #only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you #his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you #agree deep down #and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept #but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide #and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke #and you discarded it and got a new one #and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow #and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it #until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly #and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different #and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child #and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da #and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand #but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs! #so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee #his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing #and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately. #but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when. #like. imagine that. jesus dude. #like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love #or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do #with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here. #but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like

[thebestusernamepossible]

Just saw someone say ‘white people shoudlnt make POC characters because they don’t understand them’ ??? Girl you became so progressive you circled back into racism

#like I would understand saying not to write about POC experiences as if your a POC #or saying not to write about how it’s like being a POC while being white yourself #BUT NOT WRITING THEM AT ALL??? #dude writing something a little wrong is definitely better than just having no diversity at all??? #like you’re probably going to make SOME mistakes #BUT JUST DO RESEARCH??? #it will negate most of the big things you need to look out for? #Like you act progressive and then act like POC are an entirely different species? #We are all human #some of us just have different experiences? #what should I never write men because I’m a woman? #Anyway #Diverseity is important #do your research #and you’ll be fine #also probably don’t write ABOUT being a POC if your not. But definitely still include characters that are #also just… common sense guys? #see how POC write themselves too #it’s helpful for characterisation #but rant over #INCLUDE DIVERSITY FOLKS!!! it will make your chakras more easy to identify and more interesting I promise!

[un-pearable]

Civil War (2024) is a mechanically good film but the commitment to not stoking real world political tensions in a movie about the potential consequences of those tensions leaves a gaping hole in its worldbuilding and reduces its impact to just. a series of melodramatic images of “what if the bad war happened here”. completely declawing any potential impact it could have had for the sake of not being controversial

#literally saw an interview where they were talking about the shot where the lincoln memorial was blown up s #with the host saying jokingly that the message was ‘don’t blow up the lincoln memorial’ bd the director LAUGHED #and that just summarizes the whole movie #like yeah it’s a joke but the commitment to not explaining WHY there was a secession movement and WHY everyone was divided meant it really i #is just a toothless ‘don’t make the country at war 🙂 because then all those scary war crimes we see in other countries would happen here. #wouldn’t it be scary if someone bombed the white house :0’ #text✨ #like the moment i heard that the main conceit was texas and california teamed up bc the writer/director didn’t want to make the conflict #‘too real’ i knew it would be lackluster. dude you clearly do not understand the cultural divide there. #AND THE FLAG????? BOTH THOSE STATES ARE TOO OBSESSED WITH THIER OWN FLAGS AND HOSTORY AS FORMERLY INDPENDENT REPUBLICA #THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE A SINGLE FLAG let alone one as boring as that. it shows that the dude is not from here #for this kind of political commentary you need to understand the cultural context and history to our politics not just the recent years of #ooooooo political division scary :( #:/ idk man. the character parts were good but the message is nonexistent bc they didn’t want to do the one thing political movies should do

[deimcs]

I have to admit, the media literacy abilities I see some people displaying all around social media when it comes to Baldur’s Gate 3 is so irrevocably in the negatives it’s almost jarring.

#ari.txt #text #this is just me thinking out loud and in no ways i feel somehow superior to these people #but it’s honestly sad to me how some of them #found a way to have beef with every single character they don’t deem fuckable #just cause they put zero effort in understanding their story #and i mean everyone should play in their own way. it’s meant to be fun sure #and if you dislike someone it’s your opinion #but man #i keep seeing these weirdly heated and hateful comments about idk gale or lae’zel recriminating a bunch of things that leave me kinda?? #why are you worked up if you clearly didn’t even try to understand the narrative lmao #dudes wanting to fuck shadowheart for her pretty face but getting zero context for her actions and still calling her a bitch #people hyperfocusing in on astarion and saying horrible things about the others #again. you do you but maybe it’s not really the flex you think it is #you can like that one character without bashing (OR STRAIGHT UP IGNORING LIKE WYLL) the others #idk just some thoughts i have about the god awful terrible takes i’ve seen around

[origamiyoda]

these r the two clips I was talking about earlier. whatever. I’m gonna punch a fucking wall.

#DUDE I CANT FUCKING STAND THE AGREGGOR ARC LEADING INTO THE ULTIMATE KEVIN ARC IT JUST FUCKING. RGRGHGGHGGHHHHHHH #where’s that post that’s like I understand why deer stand in front of cars. #SORRY THIS IS MAKING ME INSANE AGAIN. LOL I GUESS. #and then the. oh god I need to get the Andreas fault clip too. I don’t want to. starts crying #UAF #Ben 10 #Video #Leo yells #WHY WOULD YOU PUTVTHESE TWO CLIPS BACK TO BACK IM GONNA START KILLING #KEVIN 🫵 WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS DURING FORGE OF CREATION. #KEVIN. SPEAK TO ME. WHAT THE FUCK. #normal behavior. #this paired w his bit from Andreas fault + perplexahedron + what a happens in forge of creation + the ultimate Kevin arc. God #it’s doing something vile to my brain

[linuxealcipher]

Tbh I forgot why I never look at insta comments. I remember now.

#goblin speaks #I was watching a reel of a dude showing all the cool bugs he raises #and the stupid fuckin comments were all super disrespectful and mean about the bugs #calling them disgusting and saying how they’d kill all the bugs #I’m still pissed about it. #if it’s so awful block the dude #but don’t go shitting over all the bugs because you don’t like them. #I just don’t understand why all those people felt the need to comment all that #i should be allowed to kill #all the people who were mean to bugs #bless all the nice comments tho #y’all are chill