Falin raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...💥
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Xeldan can turn on the charm, wine, dine, and spread love with flowers, chocolates, and love letters. He's a silly little lovesick alien with lots to give.